Eos's Signature Log

(22:17:17) +Fatecrashers: in the future the moment you add someone on facebook you'll be teleported into their bathroom
(22:17:37) +Zacchaeus: (adding susan coffey as a friend)

(18:05:43) +Haunter: limi
(18:05:58) +Haunter: then you say that im homophobic
(18:06:09) +Haunter: actually you are
(18:06:16) +Limi: and how?
(18:06:24) +Haunter: (00:05:16) *** tony homo was banned by Limi for 1 day.
(18:06:29) +Haunter: ^
(18:06:50) +Limi: i just make no difference between straights and homos
(18:06:57) +Haunter: no
(18:07:05) +Haunter: you obv banned him cause he was homo
(18:07:44) +Limi: sorry for taking potential prey away from you, then

(00:23:01) +SJCrew: who let nub zacchaeus get full mods
(00:23:23) +Hugendugen: the same noob that let you :)
(00:23:30) +SJCrew: burn
(00:23:32) +SJCrew: oh wait

(01:28) symphonyx64: lmao chat roulette
(01:28) symphonyx64: with random girls?
(01:28) Eos: haha yess
(01:29) symphonyx64: damn you perverts
(01:30) symphonyx64: lOL

(23:08:12) *** Dragonite was banned by ginganinja for eternity. (fuk dats broken)

(20:38:39) +Zacchaeus: english only
(20:38:40) +Eos: english only please
(20:39:15) GuevaraHatShadowAbra: Can I speak ye olde english?
(20:39:29) +Eos: haha i bet you couldnt do it properly sa
(20:39:46) GuevaraHatShadowAbra: Thou insultthtthth me olde skills

(00:05) blarajan: damn
(00:06) blarajan: lol.
(00:06) blarajan: fuck didn't punctuate.
(00:06) blarajan: damn typing error.

(23:01:22) +blarajan: because she marked herself as male on another site
(23:01:23) +blarajan: ?
(23:01:28) +blarajan: how is that proof of ANYTHINg.
(23:01:29) +ShinyAzelf: YES
(23:01:32) +ShinyAzelf: therefore shes male
(23:01:36) +blarajan: uh huh.
(23:01:38) +blarajan: i hope you never join debate.

(17:01:04) +Gen. Empoleon: Haunter
(17:01:08) +Gen. Empoleon: I will
(17:01:10) +Gen. Empoleon: love you
(17:01:18) +Eos: i already do
(17:01:22) +Eos: ;)
(17:01:23) +Gen. Empoleon: SHIT
(17:01:24) Black Star: ;)
(17:02:27) Black Star: anyway, it's dinner time for me
(17:02:31) Black Star: later people
(17:02:37) +Gen. Empoleon: wait haunter
(17:02:43) +Gen. Empoleon: can I feed you dinner
(17:02:46) +Gen. Empoleon: spoonful
(17:02:47) +Gen. Empoleon: by spoonful

(18:07:56) +Zacchaeus: im going to be ready
(18:08:06) +Zacchaeus: for that one asshole who has to have the first word when the chat is unsilenced
(18:08:41) +Zacchaeus: damn gotta go

(22:31:22) SkarmPiss is Bloo: banning skarmpiss
(22:31:25) SkarmPiss is Bloo: this kid must be new

(22:10:22) +Steamroll: dude
(22:10:25) +Steamroll: I am secretly
(22:10:29) +Steamroll: the most
(22:10:31) +Steamroll: sexist
(22:10:36) +Steamroll: racist
(22:10:39) +Steamroll: person ever

(23:02:25) +blarajan: look nigga recognizing another male as being attractive does not make you gay.
(23:03:06) +blarajan: it's like going "hey dude that looks p good on you" and then going "hey dude i wanna suck your dick."
(23:03:09) +blarajan: different things.

(16:14) Bloo: good night faggot
(16:14) Haunter: good night faggot
(16:14) Haunter: lol
(16:14) Bloo: LOL
(16:14) Haunter: ahah

(03:48:23) +SJCrew: what is a poppy
(03:48:27) [Rory]: poppy
(03:48:28) [Rory]: the user
(03:48:30) [Rory]: AOp
(03:48:36) [Rory]: and forum mod
(03:48:37) +SJCrew: nope doesn't ring a bell
(03:48:42) +SJCrew: he must not be important
(03:48:42) [Rory]: oh jesus
(03:48:47) [Rory]: he's an AOp on IRC
(03:48:51) [Rory]: a forum moderator
(03:48:55) +SJCrew: so? lol

(01:55:21) Earthworm: i see you all have joined me as moderators
(01:55:23) +Adam Lambert: :)
(01:55:27) Earthworm: oh

(23:16:01) +prem: hello eos
(23:16:03) +prem: i hear you are shit
(23:16:08) +prem: and its not wrong
(23:16:11) +Eos: hello prem
(23:16:19) +Eos: i hear you are the living embodiment of scum
(23:16:22) +Eos: and its not wrong
(23:16:28) +jrrrrrrr: lol

(20:53:48) Golden Darkness.: He was a volcano waiting to erup lol
(20:53:58) +Steamroll: CRACKA
(20:54:01) +Steamroll: TOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(19:56:35) sasuke uchia: is anoyne on the top 100 ou ladder
(19:56:41) +taylor: 100 people

(00:33:33) +blarajan: or the religious implications of masturbation!
(00:33:38) +SJCrew: those too
(00:33:47) +Aldaron: i masturbated into blarajan's mother's mouth
(00:33:48) +SJCrew: actually what
(00:33:54) +blarajan: wouldn't that be a second hand blowjob
(00:33:55) +blarajan: ?
(00:33:59) +SJCrew: religious implications of masturbation
(00:34:04) +SJCrew: that's what the chat was originally about
(00:34:10) +blarajan: that was the point sjc.
(00:34:18) +SJCrew: ugh
(00:34:32) +SJCrew: adolescent kids talking about masturbation
(00:34:40) +SJCrew: why not just give them a bazooka
(00:34:51) +Aldaron: its probably illegal for me to get involved in that convo
(00:34:56) +Aldaron: so you an steer that elsewhere
(00:34:57) +Aldaron: lol
(00:35:06) +SJCrew: lol
(00:35:25) +Aldaron: [00:32:22] <Desolate> We have some pretty good ones,..., and I just made a /forcefindbattle
(00:35:28) +blarajan: aldy how old are you?
(00:35:30) +Aldaron: hehehe
(00:35:32) +blarajan: HAHA DAMN DESO
(00:35:32) +Aldaron: HEHEHEHE
(00:35:49) +Aldaron: hehEHeheheheHeheHeehE
(00:43:17) +bojangles: whoa political discussion on PO
(00:43:48) +Jupiter Djinn: Don't worry bojangles.
(00:43:51) +Jupiter Djinn: Liam is here to derail it.
(00:45:21) +blarajan: HAHAH

22:07   kd24    well now i look like an idiot
22:08   aldaron you did before too
22:08   the_angry_scientist     that's nothing new
22:08   aldaron i mean you wear wwe shirts
22:08   kd24    you got jokes i see
22:08   kd24    wtf
22:08   kd24    critiquing my apparel
22:08   aldaron ya that'll never get old
22:08   aldaron dont even bother asking when ill drop it

(21:21:35) +ginganinja: it was a dumb request
(21:21:39) +ginganinja: asking us to ban him
(21:21:41) +ginganinja: for a week
(21:21:48) +ginganinja: cos he has "no willpower"
(21:21:53) +ginganinja: is retarded
(21:21:56) +Great Sage: well one less dumb person on the server then
(21:22:14) +ginganinja: I like Dougs philosophy
(21:22:17) +Zacchaeus: the simplest solution is the best
(21:22:19) +ginganinja: double the ban
(21:22:23) +ginganinja: double*
(21:22:26) +ginganinja: fuck
(21:22:30) +ginganinja: what is wrong with me

(21:23:43) +Zacchaeus: also theres a log of orochi saying that eos probably has a nice ass
(21:23:56) +Eos: uhh lol i wasnt around for that
(21:24:03) +ginganinja: theres also a log saying Zacc thought jumpluff was in fates avy T_T
(21:24:13) Rachel Alucard: I know but
(21:24:16) +Eos: not one log
(21:24:20) Rachel Alucard: me and zacch destroyed that theory
(21:24:22) +Eos: but many logs
(21:24:24) Rachel Alucard: Mythbusters
(21:24:26) +Eos: he argued that point for a while
(21:24:26) +ginganinja: lol
(21:24:32) +ginganinja: "destroyed"
(21:24:34) +Zacchaeus: yeah
(21:24:36) +Zacchaeus: that was just a theory
(21:24:39) +Zacchaeus: that we made
(21:24:44) +Zacchaeus: and still cant be explained
(21:25:12) +Desolate: eos take a picture of your butt (preferably in a speedo or tight swimsuit) and share it pls
(21:25:14) +Desolate: actually just pm it to me
(21:25:23) Rachel Alucard: perv alert
(21:25:45) +ginganinja: lol
(21:25:49) +ginganinja: thats not perving
(21:25:55) +ginganinja: ...much
(21:25:55) +Desolate: no i am trying to gauge the sexiness in the channel
(21:26:07) +Desolate: to manage the scripts and such
(21:26:21) +ginganinja: clearly when I have an average of 2 users per day hitting on me
(21:26:24) +ginganinja: I am the sexiest
(21:26:33) *** Desolate kicked OLD VA-JAY-JAY. (Why you so dusty?)
(21:26:35) +Eos: well i count as two users
(21:26:39) +Eos: and i hit on u daily
(21:26:52) +ginganinja: so 3 then
(21:26:54) +ginganinja: err
(21:26:54) +ginganinja: 4
(21:26:59) +Eos: also
(21:27:01) +Eos: +ginganinja: Sexiest:Eos
(21:27:09) +Eos: ;)
(21:27:11) +Desolate: i just have users pm me in rage
(21:27:13) +Desolate: :(
(21:27:13) +ginganinja: I was under duress
(21:27:17) Rachel Alucard: Some people send me porn links just to show what theyd do to me
(21:27:19) Rachel Alucard: gg
(21:27:19) +Eos: lol
(21:27:23) +ginganinja: lol
(21:27:27) +Desolate: that's why i disable PMs
(21:27:30) +Zacchaeus: some people make porn for me
(21:27:33) +ginganinja: I had someone cosplay me
(21:27:33) +Desolate: i never get any nice ones
(21:27:42) +ginganinja: and then
(21:27:46) +ginganinja: ask me if I wanted an enema
(21:27:56) +Zacchaeus: thats hot
(21:27:56) +ginganinja: I had to google :(
(21:28:10) +ginganinja: fucking bloodybrit
(21:28:20) +Zacchaeus: i love bloodybrit
(21:28:35) +ginganinja: he WAS successfully trolled by pluff and me
(21:28:35) *** OLD VA-JAY-JAY was banned by Desolate for 1 day. (Array of inappropriate names)
(21:28:44) +Zacchaeus: not really though
(21:28:51) +ginganinja: yea
(21:29:14) +Zacchaeus: but still ninja
(21:29:15) +ginganinja: he thought pluff and I were bisexual lesbians living together while I was cheating on Hugendugen in Denmark
(21:29:21) +Zacchaeus: you cant hate on me and orochis theory
(21:29:28) +Zacchaeus: when the real answer doesnt exist
(21:29:38) +ginganinja: o_o
(21:29:47) Rachel Alucard: Yeah
(21:29:51) Rachel Alucard: For all we know
(21:29:53) Rachel Alucard: That could be Haunter
(21:30:00) +ginganinja: lol
(21:30:13) +Zacchaeus: i doubt hes THAT sexy
(21:30:22) Rachel Alucard: Yeah probably sexier
(21:30:51) +Desolate: I would fist Haunter. So hard.
(21:30:59) Rachel Alucard: holy shit
(21:31:01) Rachel Alucard: I'm scared
(21:31:07) +ginganinja: Haunter was the italian chap that sent my ex flowers every day when she was in Italy
(21:31:13) +Desolate: I would rub bruschetta all over his body and use my tongue as bread.
(21:31:15) +Desolate: UGH.
(21:31:20) +Zacchaeus: dear god
(21:31:24) Rachel Alucard: GS help
(21:31:33) *** Zacchaeus muted Desolate for 5 minutes.
(21:31:33) +Zacchaeus: this is very inappropriate
(21:31:33) Rachel Alucard: porn in staff
(21:31:33) +ginganinja: described as a "creepy man who followed her around"
(21:31:55) +ginganinja: I was like, oh shit I know that guy
(21:32:00) *** Zacchaeus unmuted Desolate.
(21:32:14) +Great Sage: ._.
(21:32:55) Nue Houjue: holy shit
(21:33:12) Nue Houjue: I forgot how to spell one my of alts hrm...
(21:33:15) +Eos: lol wtf is going on in this chat
(21:33:27) +Desolate: I am just trying to express my love for Haunter.
(21:33:43) +Great Sage: prem, i am conscripting you to play lc metrobattles with me
(21:33:54) +Zacchaeus: CONSCRIPTION!!!
(21:33:54) +prem: lol
(21:33:58) +prem: hugendugen
(21:34:03) +prem: give
(21:34:10) *** Yamata no Orochi kicked Adam Lambert. (die)
(21:34:10) +prem: me your team
(21:34:13) +Hugendugen: wait up
(21:34:16) +Zacchaeus: oh
(21:34:21) +Zacchaeus: i was thinking "me a blowjob"
(21:34:23) +Hugendugen: this is an intense match
(21:34:34) +Hugendugen: Zacch you're sick
(21:34:47) +Zacchaeus: how can you possibly say that to me
(21:34:49) +Zacchaeus: when Desolate is in the chat

+ginganinja: then I said
+ginganinja: I was a high class call girl

REACHDABEST: cute
Bloo: poke101 nigga
Bloo: no way you'd risk krook
Bloo: also you think way too much
Bloo: for a casual game
Bloo: smh
REACHDABEST: no but
REACHDABEST: there was no reason not to aura sphere there.
REACHDABEST: aura kills zong p2 and krook
Bloo: chandelure
REACHDABEST: ...
REACHDABEST: is so dead.
REACHDABEST: since like turn three.
Bloo: you could play mindgames
Eos: lol
Bloo: blarajan
Bloo: chandelure is alive
Bloo: it never dies
Bloo: it's a ghost
REACHDABEST: nigga you stupid.
Bloo: thunderbolting was the best move there
REACHDABEST: no it wasn't!
Bloo: lolol
REACHDABEST: aura sphere was 100% safer.
REACHDABEST: koes zong
REACHDABEST: koes krook
REACHDABEST: koes p2
REACHDABEST: the pokes that don't die
Bloo: nope smd
REACHDABEST: qwil and xatu
REACHDABEST: are outsped..
REACHDABEST: and hit with tbolt at that instance.
Bloo: ok LO stalling
REACHDABEST: SHUT UP WHORE

(blara haxed sir in a game of lc)
Eos: LOL
blarajan: :D
Woodchuck: SNAP
Sir: this is bullshit
Sir: i hate pokemon
Woodchuck: lol blarajan
Sir: AND INDINAS
Sir: MUAHAHA

(21:44:45) +blarajan: nigga said i had a pimple on my ass
(21:44:50) +blarajan: he had to go.

(21:49:52) +blarajan: he had to be kicked but he switched alts.
(21:49:55) +blarajan: anyways speaking of banning quality users.
(21:50:04) +blarajan: here is my parting gift
(21:50:20) *** lord liam (IP:96.50.33.144) was banned by blarajan for eternity. (MAYBE SOMEONE WILL UNBAN YOU)

(21:50:54) marowhack: yukari yakumo i have a story to tell you. this time it is about a boy and his dog. have you heard of the red fern?
(21:51:05) *** marowhack (IP:71.218.17.215) was banned by Yukari Yakumo for eternity.
(21:51:06) Yukari Yakumo: I hate your stories

(19:41) blarajan: this is what happens when you're sleeping with the host <3
(19:41) blarajan: you get dem favors.

(23:49:36) ADAM LAMBERT: Ban me. This chat is hurting my eyes.
(23:49:44) +Eos: muahahaha
(23:49:49) ADAM LAMBERT: Eos <3
(23:49:54) *** Reimu Hakurei muted Adam Lambert for 2 minutes.
(23:49:54) *** ADAM LAMBERT (IP:99.104.109.255) was banned by Zacchaeus for 1 year, 11 months, 2 weeks, 2 days. (coppa)

(16:36:06) The Cheetos Trainer: haha eos
(16:36:16) The Cheetos Trainer: I'm kind of an outdoorsy person.
(16:36:31) The Cheetos Trainer: I'm on the computer because I have no friends

22:40   Eos     this is so
22:40   Eos     so terrible
22:40   Mikel   we even killed dvm
22:40   Relados Don't be so corsola
22:40   V4      Next pun maker is getting punted
22:40           *** Relados was kicked by V4 (V4)
22:40           *** Relados joined #shinx
22:40           +++ ChanServ has given halfop to Relados
22:41   Mikel   so magnificent
22:41   Relados well that was
22:41   Relados ONIXPECTED
22:41           *** Relados was kicked by V4 (V4)
22:41   Eos     bahahaha
22:41           *** Relados joined #shinx
22:41           +++ ChanServ has given halfop to Relados
22:41   Jac     ...
22:41   Relados V4, Golem my level
22:41           --- V4 has banned Relados!*@*
22:41           *** Relados was kicked by V4 (V4)
22:41   Mikel   hahahaha
22:41   Jac     LOL
22:41   V4      3 strikes
22:41   V4      He's out

~chaos: theres no god btw
~chaos: nah no god
~chaos: there is a jesus though. i see that nigga all the time mowing the lawns
~chaos: if god exists why is there suffering???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
~chaos: can someone answer that???????????????/

~chaos: i am better than everyone else though
+phoopes: Blah blah blah, modchat will be set if it's needed, blah blah blah, we don't take requests,
blah blah blah
+phoopes: Oh, there it is.
@Mikel: too much idiocy, religion, etc
@Iatre: lol
+kupo: :o
~chaos: ok sorry that was my fault for trolling
@Mikel: particularly the former
~chaos: but still
~chaos: lol
~Great Sage: simulator chat is unfortunately not mature enough to handle religion or politics

@eos: goodnight everyone~
%kupo: gfo bed
CoolStoryBrobat: Later eos
%kupo: gfo*
&Lawrence III: night eos
Lasagne21: gn
%kupo: go**
%kupo: bs

DisapprovingRSety: this chat reminds me of diaherra more than usual