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- Here is a snippet of the last 3 months of just some choice words. Mind you these are out of context and are grepped from a chat log. You can see he basically calls everyone and everything else names. In some cases these are customers.
- adama and fuck for last 3 months
- [18:52] <adama> jesus fuck
- [19:45] <adama> Phil-25098: i get some horrible fuckups sometimes
- [20:37] <adama> so we don't like trying to diagnose what people have fucked up
- [21:44] <adama> i don't even know what the fuck i'm doing
- [11:59] <adama> if you think it is, jesus, your school system is fucked
- [20:42] <adama> (enterprise features are usually flaky as fuck and exist only to be shiny and attract idiots)
- [20:55] <adama> Phil-25098: because 90% of the world's population live in total fucking shitholes
- [22:35] <adama> fucking mexicans steering when aquaplaning
- [22:35] <adama> i don't let people fuck around
- [22:36] <adama> people do all sorts of crazy fucking shit
- [20:18] <adama> "idioto" has the intensity of "fuckwit"
- [20:40] <adama> they fucked that shit up
- [16:47] <adama> ahh motherfuck
- [16:50] <adama> because there are still motherfuckers running signage of BBCs
- [16:51] <cheesey_> adama: so frankly who the fuck knows
- [16:22] <adama> fucking mexican drivers
- [12:53] <adama> fucking thing doesn't go fast
- [12:53] <adama> so it was really fucking weird
- [12:57] <adama> though, even in the UK, i think having to fuck with gears would annoy me
- [12:57] <adama> SysX: dude, why the fuck doens't the cig lighter turn off when i cut the ignition?
- [13:11] <adama> buy i've never heard a 'libertarian' say anything i didn't think was totally and utterly fucktarded
- [15:00] <adama> Reaperz: your co-admin is a fucking retard
- [15:00] <adama> what the fuck
- [15:01] <adama> if you're replacing ASR with fucking BIRD
- [15:04] <adama> but it's fucking bullshit
- [16:17] <adama> because emailing fucking files can die in hell
- [16:18] <adama> do you realise how much of a massive fucking ballache it is to get a file from an email to the mibs folder?
- [23:43] <adama> my fucking neighbour burned a load of trash again today
- [23:43] <adama> so my whole fucking house smells like a jungle village
- [23:51] <adama> well what the fuck
- [20:40] <adama> fucking shitty tiny world pvp
- [20:40] <adama> blizz fucked that up pretty badly
- [21:07] <adama> 30 mins of "great game, but what the mother fuck is ashran?!"
- [12:01] <adama> because man, that was pretty fucking dumb
- [12:01] <adama> same dumbfuck midlanders, though
- [12:02] <adama> fucking genius
- [13:13] <adama> we won't waste time diagnosing where you fucked up
- [16:50] <adama> that is, if you have problems, ask the fucking community to fix it
- [16:50] <adama> what, the open source ocmmunity is fucking useless?
- [12:14] <adama> fuck off
- [12:23] <adama> jesus fuck
- [20:22] <adama> i think there are a couple of fuckups in trunk atm which need fixed before i push them to stable :)
- [23:17] <adama> so fuck em
- [05:20] <adama> fucking shitty flu bullshit broke my sleeping pattern
- [16:20] <adama> fuck gentoo
- [16:58] <adama> how do people manage to fuck up basic things so badly?
- [17:52] <adama> dell are fuckwits
- [18:10] <adama> well fuck
- [18:12] <adama> sot his is where we get a definition clusterfuck
- [18:38] <adama> why the fuck is it in lib64?
- [19:06] <adama> fuck language developers
- [19:06] <adama> such fucks
- [22:03] <@adama> i've not spoken to my best friend for a year because he married a feminist who was an sjw and turned him into a massive fucktard
- [22:04] <@adama> fucking sjw shit is just fucked
- [22:09] <@adama> and on the same day, virtually every gamer site published a "gamers are dead, fuck em" article
- [22:14] <@adama> why have my fucking alts got like 5 epic followers
- [22:18] <@adama> fucking p2w pets
- [04:58] <@adama> you probably like it because the original author is fucking awesome
- [05:34] <@adama> nasturtium leaves are mohterfucking tree stars
- [15:05] <@adama> AJRimmer: the wireless vendor mibs are a fucking mess
- [15:06] <@adama> what the fuck does that even mean?
- [15:06] <@adama> i've started doing a spreadsheet like that, but it's a fucking nightmare
- [13:53] <skpio> fuck adama's christian beliefs
- [18:41] <@adama> because fuck you, that's why!
- [23:04] <@adama> but i can guarantee that he'll next to zero fucks after such a ridiculously entitled rant
- [01:12] <@adama> what the fuck
- [21:40] <@adama> i've never had to fuck with mibs on anything, ever
- [21:23] <@adama> fuck the people who ordered over xmas and are qqing their shit isn't set up
- [21:23] <@adama> teh fuck, fgts
- [02:18] <@adama> holy shit fuck
- [01:37] <@adama> what's all this fucking composer bullshit
- [01:37] <@adama> every fucking php thing on fucking github wants me to fuckaround with whatever the fuck composer is
- [01:37] <@adama> fucking hipster cunts
- [01:46] <@adama> fucking pointless bullshit
- [01:49] <@adama> fuck knows
- [01:52] <@adama> the fuck does that mean?
- [01:52] <@adama> documentation, fucking hell
- [01:52] <@adama> i'll jsut use my fucking crystal ball to work out how, shall i?
- [01:55] <@adama> using my crystal fucking ball again?
- [03:11] <@adama> oh jesus fuck
- [03:11] <@adama> fucking paypal
- [03:12] <@adama> why the fuck are they so big?
- [22:43] <@adama> Devastator: in general, fuck snmpv3
- [22:43] <@adama> unless you have legislative or policy reasons to use it, don't fucking bother
- [22:44] <@adama> it's a massive clusterfuck of fail
- [18:20] <@adama> the EU fucked up
- [18:20] <@adama> they fucked up by not noticing until the last second
- [18:21] <@adama> it's /that/ fucking idiotic
- [18:22] <@adama> "it's been fucking retarded since 2008"
- [18:49] <@adama> mexico is a fucking big place
- [18:51] <@adama> fucking sucks
- [18:54] <@adama> i think it fucked the soil chemistry of my tomatoes
- [18:55] <@adama> don't fuck with the locals, stupid white people
- [14:53] <@adama> i don't know how the fuck you miss that page
- [18:27] <@adama> fucking hippy douchebags clogging up the udnerground in their sandals
- [18:27] <@adama> greens are fuckwits
- [18:31] <@adama> motherfuckers, we don't put the fuel tank sticking out the back of the car anymore
- [18:34] <@adama> unless you're a raging fucktard
- [18:37] <@adama> india are going to build fucking shitloads of nuclear plants
- [19:29] <@adama> but if entries for ports exist in that mib and not in if-mib, that's fucked up
- [20:03] <@adama> what the fuck
- [20:03] <@adama> fuck off, idiots.
- [19:56] <@adama> because fuck you, that's why
- [18:05] <@adama> but i can't be fucked with the less/css at the moment
- [17:42] <@adama> what a fucktard
- [17:50] <@adama> brits are fucktards
- [16:54] <@adama> fucking mosquito who keeps biting my foot needs to fuck off
- [17:38] <@adama> fuck sake, aruba
- [16:13] <@adama> all these hipstercode things are just fucking horrific nightmares of dependencies
- [16:34] <@adama> but on unix one expects sed and awk to work without 4 hours of fucking around
- [17:23] <@adama> what the holy jesus fuck is that about?
- [17:23] <@adama> teh fuck!
- [17:44] <@adama> but god, it was fucking vile
- [15:15] <@adama> what the fuck is this shit?
- [14:36] <@adama> crash test dummies - mmmm*4 is a weird fucking song
- [14:36] <@adama> people made weird fucking music in the 90s
- [13:59] <@adama> observium's codebase is fucking huge
- [14:00] <@adama> how the fuck did we write all of this shit?
- [16:31] <@adama> i guess once they looked at the size of the code and thought "fuck that!"
- [17:56] <@adama> fuck this tom petch guy
- [15:44] <@adama> because fuck things that aren't wireless?
- [17:09] <adama> sounds like someone was a typical open source entitled douchefuck
- [11:16] <adama> Lukkie: indeed, US needs to change not using automatic landing and shti, fucking pilot unions
- [00:29] <adama> fucking gpus sit at 15% utilisation when playing games XD
- [09:34] <adama> are they another bunch of fucktards who make a new set of mibs for every product?
- [09:38] <adama> different set of mibs for every fuckign product
- [09:40] <adama> fucking wifi people
- [09:40] <adama> well fuck you all
- [10:04] <adama> i'm really fucking sick of this shit
- [10:04] <adama> especially no nfucking wireless stuff
- [10:04] <adama> so just fuck off
- [10:14] <adama> just fuck off
- [10:15] <adama> so what was that, remove any existing wireless support and hope everyone else fucks off too?
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- Adama and Shit last 3 months
- [19:47] <adama> pointless bullshit
- [20:03] <adama> except that asr snmp is historically a bit shit
- [21:44] <adama> personally, i think observium is still a heap of shite
- [15:24] <adama> holy shit
- [18:13] <adama> there's always loads of shitty software bugs in stacked/virtual stuff
- [20:49] <adama> used to make me shit myself everytime it had to bring something new up
- [20:52] <adama> Tonto: i would, if the immigration bullshit wasn't so complex
- [20:53] <adama> which is some major bull shit
- [20:55] <adama> Phil-25098: because 90% of the world's population live in total fucking shitholes
- [20:57] <adama> it's just an unfortunate reality that we can't remove restrictions from the shitty parts
- [22:32] <adama> i'm just using a cheap as shit hchinese cam
- [22:36] <adama> people do all sorts of crazy fucking shit
- [23:46] <adama> svn co might cause some weird shit to happen
- [20:12] <Tonto> adama: its spanish for stupid or some shit yeah
- [20:40] <adama> they fucked that shit up
- [20:42] <adama> i don't give a shit
- [15:34] <adama> it's basically civ5 with the shitty parts removed
- [17:39] <adama> everything after that was shit
- [12:58] <adama> stupid chinese shit crashes after a few hours recording
- [18:03] <adama> shit
- [18:07] <adama> i think playing 3d games on a zx spectrum innoculates you against shit like minecraft, maybe
- [18:11] <adama> ofc, when you control the dc, you can get away with slightly shitter hardware
- [18:11] <adama> that was about as professional as that shit ever got
- [15:01] <adama> unless you're rolling with 2GB or some shit
- [15:03] <adama> Reaperz: i've worked with a lot of idiots who've been doing this shit for 10 years
- [15:04] <adama> but it's fucking bullshit
- [15:13] <adama> S doesn't mean shit
- [22:20] <adama> life is too short to work at places that won't pay to make their shit work
- [17:32] <Tonto_> sounds like some shit adama would pull
- [20:18] <adama> was cheap as shit :D
- [17:17] <adama> micromanagement bullshit
- [23:48] <adama> you go, you get fixed, you don't pay shit
- [23:49] <adama> euro shit is offline for the next 6 hours
- [19:46] <adama> i ignored the ring q cos i assumed it would be a 109238198231 hour chain of bullshit like usual
- [20:40] <adama> fucking shitty tiny world pvp
- [12:20] <adama> it's almost like that entire open-source-is-profitable-support-lols argument is bullshit
- [17:49] <Tonto> im sure adama know what that shit means
- [19:22] <Tonto> i call bullshit adama :P
- [05:20] <adama> fucking shitty flu bullshit broke my sleeping pattern
- [19:07] <adama> not sure i give a shit for sensors :)
- [23:31] <adama> y u need to take servers offline to enable shit?
- [16:20] <adama> that shit is whack
- [17:52] <adama> ahh shit
- [17:53] <adama> holy shit
- [18:39] <adama> "user knows better, user does something different, user's shit doesn't work"
- [22:04] <@adama> fucking sjw shit is just fucked
- [22:23] <@adama> let me try that shit
- [22:44] <@adama> shit, another patch
- [22:59] <@adama> Tonto: so how does this shit work?
- [01:04] <Tonto> adama: if i run up observium pro using my works svn details @ home for test shit will it get flagged by your svn software?
- [04:34] <@adama> "err, it's a bit shit, but lets look at the thing you forked for"
- [04:52] <@adama> but i don't understand that shit
- [05:13] <@adama> the vibrations retard all your shit
- [05:19] <@adama> that shit tastes weird when it's grown under the hot sun here
- [05:33] <@adama> at the rate the shit is growing, that's about all i can have
- [17:38] <Tonto> adama: emailed you bout the wireless shit
- [18:43] <@adama> holy shit
- [00:07] <@adama> shit
- [21:40] <@adama> where do people get this shit from?
- [20:21] <@adama> holy shit, it's 24/12?
- [19:05] <@adama> no wonder xmas is so shit here, they don't have time for it!
- [21:23] <@adama> fuck the people who ordered over xmas and are qqing their shit isn't set up
- [02:18] <@adama> holy shit fuck
- [18:03] <@adama> some shitty half-arsed implementation that didn't make it into svn, probably
- [18:06] <@adama> because that's unacceptably shit
- [18:09] <@adama> returning "0" or "1" from state sensors is shit
- [01:37] <@adama> what's all this fucking composer bullshit
- [01:46] <@adama> fucking pointless bullshit
- [01:46] <@adama> it's typical hipster shit
- [01:49] <@adama> same shit with ruby gems
- [22:56] <@adama> nickzxcv: yeah, the vlan shit is derp
- [22:57] <@adama> freebsd has their own, shitty one called bsnmp
- [23:01] <@adama> shit
- [23:10] <@adama> meh, nms is some bullshit term
- [18:20] <@adama> it's introducing a whole shitstorm of stuff our government has said we don't have to touch
- [18:20] <@adama> hmrc can't do shit
- [18:29] <@adama> the shit just falls into a hole in the ground and gets a time out to cool down and think about its actions
- [18:37] <@adama> india are going to build fucking shitloads of nuclear plants
- [20:00] <@adama> nickzxcv: they're shitty before then, too
- [14:57] <@adama> most of american problems can be traced back to their early importation of people who were so batshit crazy europe wouldnt' put up with their shit
- [13:54] <@adama> a world of purely open source would be a world where 95% of software is shitty unmaintained trash
- [12:54] <@adama> skpio: that guy got a shitload of money from facebook and stripe
- [17:41] <@adama> holy shit
- [17:41] <@adama> this MVC bullshit just makes everything ten thousand times more complex
- [17:42] <@adama> i can't see any benefits to this shit
- [17:43] <@adama> because you cant fit shit on the screen
- [17:38] <@adama> holy shit
- [19:29] <@adama> SysX: your shit is expired
- [09:59] <sid3windr> [12|01:29:19] <@adama> SysX: your shit is expired
- [13:35] <@adama> it's probably some limitation bullshit
- [21:36] <@adama> no one really gives a shit what you're called
- [22:18] <@adama> penguinpowernz: no, they were just stealign shit :)
- [22:23] <@adama> and took a hissy fit when we refused to accept his shit
- [22:36] <@adama> the rest of teh thread is people trying libre and realising it's shit
- [15:15] <@adama> what the fuck is this shit?
- [15:18] <@adama> that shit isn't fixing the thing it claims to be fixing
- [00:35] <@adama> i could put all my shit on there
- [14:00] <@adama> how the fuck did we write all of this shit?
- [09:41] <adama> and maybe we'll give a shit
- [09:57] <adama> i'm a telco/isp network person, i don't give 2 shits about wireless
- [10:04] <adama> i'm really fucking sick of this shit
- [10:06] <adama> i'd get a pile of useless shitty code
- [10:13] <adama> man, this is exactly the kind of shit that made us go commercial in the first place
- adama and retard last 3 months
- [16:31] <adama> all fucking documentaries on netflix usa are total fucking retard-bait
- [20:53] <adama> if you're not a retard
- [20:22] <adama> he's like jim carey for people who aren't retarded
- [15:00] <adama> Reaperz: your co-admin is a fucking retard
- [12:57] <adama> they're still a bit retarded
- [17:17] <adama> i think what you're doing is pretty retarded
- [05:13] <@adama> the vibrations retard all your shit
- [18:22] <@adama> "it's been fucking retarded since 2008"
- [19:32] <@adama> the world is so retarded
- [21:36] <@adama> branding is all retarded anyways
- [22:22] <@adama> the whole thing is kinda retarded
- [14:32] <@adama> Tonto: that car is so retarded
- [11:36] <@adama> you're being fundamentally retarded
- [11:43] <@adama> since hrProcessorLoad does seem to be 1min average, which is kinda retarded
- [15:44] <adama> SysX: yeah, well, she's a retard too
- [09:35] <adama> everyone involved in wireless seems to be literally retarded when it comes to writing mibs
- [09:58] <adama> i dunno, are we talking about retarded countries or not?
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- adama and cunt last 3 months
- [20:57] <adama> much nicer than those uk cunts at linx meetings
- [11:25] <adama> brits are cunts
- [20:36] <adama> by that, i mean until i hit some play2win cunt who puts me off the game for a week
- [23:45] <adama> cheap ass pueblo cunts
- [12:15] <adama> entitled cunt
- [22:09] <@adama> and are massive hipster sjw cunts
- [01:37] <@adama> fucking hipster cunts
- [01:53] <@adama> these apis really are written by and for totally obtuse cunts
- [19:31] <@adama> "vendor" is an old indian word meaning "lying cunts"
- [12:08] <adama> humans are whingy cunts
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- adama and stupid last 3 months
- [20:51] <adama> because it causes literally an order of magnitude more stupid questions
- [15:04] <adama> icon size is 32x32, 48x32 if it's a stupid icon with long text
- [15:14] <adama> but if we do that, they look stupid
- [20:42] <adama> the problem is when stupid isps start using enterprise features, like stacking and vss
- [20:12] <Tonto> adama: its spanish for stupid or some shit yeah
- [20:17] <adama> tonto, estupido, idioto, imbecil
- [12:54] <adama> i had to use the handbrake in the test because the stupid semi gearbox dips the clutch wayyy too easily
- [12:58] <adama> stupid chinese shit crashes after a few hours recording
- [13:19] <adama> i think we bomb brown people because white people countries don't do stupid things anymore
- [15:14] <adama> in your head you need to know that they are stupid
- [23:45] <adama> some stupid programme
- [14:39] <adama> nevermind removing the irc barrier to entry and allowing anyone with a browser to ask stupid questions
- [22:31] <adama> ranged dps really are stupid
- [15:50] <fenestro> adama: yeah 24 works if I turn off alerting. I assume I did something stupid with alerting and will come back to it and try to figure out what.
- [01:11] <@adama> your language is stupid
- [18:03] <@adama> a) stupid and confused
- [18:55] <@adama> don't fuck with the locals, stupid white people
- [21:37] <@adama> unless you've got a really stupid name
- [17:02] <@adama> security people are stupid
- [15:06] <@adama> this sounds like yet-another-stupid-hack
- adama and derp
- [12:51] <adama> infoderps
- [20:54] <adama> but restricting spouses is just derptarded
- [11:13] <adama> both of them looked derpy to me
- [16:50] <adama> it's one of the reasons the UK internet industry is so derp
- [21:22] <adama> cheesey_: any time for payderp integration yet? :>
- [12:59] <adama> tbm_: no, it's microsoft being derptarded thing
- [20:32] <adama> people are derps
- [23:31] <@adama> Tonto: derp
- [23:58] <moke> adama, derp
- [01:56] <Tonto> adama: my vps prolly derped
- [03:00] <Botservium> adama * r6134 includes/definitions/os.inc.php: [FIX] Attempt to fix HP printers (herpderp regexp is hard)
- [18:02] <@adama> 192.168.0.1 lolrouter-hackmeplx.derp.com
- [22:56] <@adama> nickzxcv: yeah, the vlan shit is derp
- [23:00] <@adama> derp
- [13:43] <@adama> i think you derped your svn somehow
- [15:27] <@adama> herp derp :)
- [18:09] <@adama> i hear that ubnt stuff is kinda cheap and derpy
- [13:28] <@adama> people would only set it to derp123
- [13:12] <@adama> *cough*appssystemisapileofderp*cough*
- [00:30] <Botservium> adama * r6327 includes/rewrites.inc.php: [FIX] Don't set "info" class on unpolled things. It looks super derpy.
- [13:50] <Botservium> adama * r6337 includes/definitions/sensors.inc.php: [FIX] Change all status definitions to return "ok" instead of "up" to stop sounding derpy
- [16:44] <@adama> because i am derp
- [20:23] <@adama> jwh: derp
- [15:44] <@adama> people who write mibs are derps
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