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  1. [13:21:39] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] began trolling undyingUmbrages [UU] at 13:21 --
  2. [13:21:48] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] gets uu into the bathroom and throws him a towel. --
  3. [13:21:57] UU: uH. "THANKS" I GuESS.
  4. [13:22:59] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] takes the towel, removes the coat of his tux along with the undershirt and tie, completely topless now and dries off, looking away from the other --
  5. [13:23:49] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] was sort of already doing the same, worrying about drying off his hair more. --
  6. [13:24:50] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] doesnt dry off his hair with the towel, but rather does an unintentionally sexy hair flip before running his hands through his hair, still not looking at the other --
  7. [13:25:12] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] ... --
  8. [13:25:42] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] uh okay. --
  9. [13:26:28] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] just busies himself with drying off his glasses... before debating taking off his pants. --
  10. [13:26:32] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] murmurs to himself as he is relieved that his pants remained dry and only his shirt got wet "hm. well at least my pants didnt get wet" --
  11. [13:27:08] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] the bottoms of mine did. Magically. --
  12. [13:27:27] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] decides to just roll them up until they were like shorts instead. --
  13. [13:28:44] UU: I NEED TO GET A NEW SHIRT. FuCK.
  14. [13:29:01] UU: uGH. WHATEVER. I GuESS I'LL HAVE TO JuST STAY LIKE THIS FOR NOW.
  15. [13:29:31] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] but... oh, damn I can't help myself. Sollux just kind of... scooted over to uu, smirking at him. --
  16. [13:29:35] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] captchas his wet clothes and sends teleports them to the laundry --
  17. [13:29:56] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] looks at sollux with a blank stare --
  18. [13:29:58] UU: ...WHAT.
  19. [13:30:23] TA: you are 2o ea2y two get worked up.
  20. [13:31:12] UU: TELL ME SOMETHING I DONT KNOW.
  21. [13:31:17] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] rolls his eyes --
  22. [13:31:32] TA: ii2 that ragiing hardon you had 2tiill there?
  23. [13:33:42] UU: WHAT ARE YOu TALKING ABOuT.
  24. [13:34:04] TA: dont act liike you dont know.
  25. [13:34:18] UU: SHuT uP.
  26. [13:34:27] TA: that... 'problem' iin your pant2...~
  27. [13:34:45] UU: FuCK YOu!
  28. [13:35:01] TA: youd liike that wouldnt you?
  29. [13:35:21] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] shitfaced grin. Oh. I like this too much. --
  30. [13:35:27] UU: YOu'RE MY ONLY PROBLEM AND WHAT THE FuCK-
  31. [13:35:51] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] makes a disturbed face --
  32. [13:36:00] TA: hm~?
  33. [13:37:17] UU: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
  34. [13:37:50] TA: why?
  35. [13:38:10] UU: YOu'RE CREEPING ME OuT.
  36. [13:39:17] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] purred a little, wrapping an arm around the other troll's waist and nuzzling into his cheek again. --
  37. [13:40:24] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] softly gasps a bit before holding his breath, going red in the cheeks and tensing up at the contact the other was making --
  38. [13:40:38] UU: W-WHAT ARE YOu. DOING?
  39. [13:42:08] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] sort of.. kissed his cheek. Sheesh what's gotten into him? --
  40. [13:44:11] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] just stays frozen in place, his cheeks feeling hot as they flush mutant red, hiw eyes wide --
  41. [13:44:16] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] his* --
  42. [13:45:44] TA: youre really, really pathetiic.. and iit2 2ort of.. well cute..
  43. [13:46:13] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] starts breathing shaily and unevenly, not knowing what to do --
  44. [13:48:28] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] shakily* --
  45. [13:52:49] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] swallows nervously and just holds his breath --
  46. [14:01:01] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] just goes about kissing the other's jaw a few times, purring --
  47. [14:01:20] TA: ((Hussie cannot ruin this for me NO ONE FUCKING CAN))
  48. [14:01:28] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] goes bright red all over the place, feeling hot everywhere as his eyes shut tight --
  49. [14:01:53] UU: ((i think the uu/UU person is physically male but can aquire a female personality))
  50. [14:02:28] UU: ((although the blood changing colors would not work out i think, so maybe its not the same body))
  51. [14:02:58] TA: ((maybe but nope nope nope I am still going to go along with the troll thing hussie can kiss my ass))
  52. [14:03:38] UU: ((CX same here))
  53. [14:06:30] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] was sort of getting worked up himself... his cheeks tinged yellow as he leaned in to kiss the other gently.. kind of hesitantly. --
  54. [14:07:10] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] on the lips? --
  55. [14:07:21] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] yes --
  56. [14:07:24] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] changed their mood to RELAXED --
  57. [14:07:26] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] changed their mood to RANCOROUS --
  58. [14:07:29] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] fuck --
  59. [14:09:48] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] just stays still as he lets his arms slowly wrap around the other, very gently and timidly --
  60. [14:13:02] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] pushed his lips a little harder against uu's, letting them part a little as he deepened the kiss. He might have been trembling a bit from everything. --
  61. [14:14:14] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] would never be able to return the red feelings he was sensing from the other, but he does his best to try to understand what redrom feels like by tilting his head a bit and also parting his lips a bit to lock them with the other's softly --
  62. [14:18:27] -- twofoldArmageddons [TA] held it for a few moments, before breaking it off. He held one of his wrists up to his own mouth, he.. didn't really have anything to say. He probably shouldn't have done that.. --
  63. [14:23:10] UU: WELL. IT SEEMS MY KISMESIS HAS ARRIVED. I SENSE HIS PRESENCE OuTSIDE. I MuST DEPART TO HIM NOW.
  64. [14:23:30] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] puts on a blank expressionaless face and marches out like a robot prepared to die --
  65. [14:23:31] TA: .. 2orry..
  66. [14:23:34] -- undyingUmbrages [UU] gave up trolling twofoldArmageddons [TA] at 14:23 --
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