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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little furfag? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on FurAffinity, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in internet warfare and I’m the top troll on the entire e621 forum. You are nothing to me but just another target.

I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting this shit on the website? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of artists across DeviantArt and your original character is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your fursona.

You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can yiff you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sexual roleplay, but I have access to the entire arsenal of F-List and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” image was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have deleted your fucking upload. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.