ON *:TEXT:*!rates*:#gaiacoin:{
  msg # My rates are 5 - Kiss on the cheek/20 - kiss on the lips/100 - OMG ;)
}
ON *:TEXT:*tipped c-clone*:#gaiacoin:{
  if ($nick == GAIAcoin-bot) {
    if ($4 == 5) {
      ;5-kiss on cheek
      set %randvar1 $rand(1,8)
      if (%randvar1 == 1) { /describe # gives $1 a sweet peck on the cheek }
      if (%randvar1 == 2) { /describe # gives $1 a smooch on the cheek }
      if (%randvar1 == 3) { /describe # leaves a nice lipstick mark on $1 cheek }
      if (%randvar1 == 4) { /describe # puts the kiss on $1 hand and one HARD on the cheek }
      if (%randvar1 == 5) { /describe # leans in and kisses $1 on both cheeks }
      if (%randvar1 == 6) { /describe # gives $1 a nice little kiss on the cheek }
      if (%randvar1 == 7) { /describe # says "enjoy" after planting a kiss on the cheek of $1 }
      if (%randvar1 == 8) { /describe # kisses $1 on the cheek and giggles }
      if (%randvar1 == 9) { /describe #  }
      if (%randvar1 == 10) { /describe #  }
      halt
    }
    if ($4 == 20) {
      ;20-kiss on lips (nice one)
      set %randvar2 $rand(1,8)
      if (%randvar2 == 1) { /describe # says "PUCKER UP cute stuff" *SMOOCH* }
      if (%randvar2 == 2) { /describe # gives $1 a nice firm kiss ;* }
      if (%randvar2 == 3) { /describe # grabs $1 and plants a nice big wet one }
      if (%randvar2 == 6) { /describe # bites lower lip after kissing $1 }
      if (%randvar2 == 4) { /describe # gives $1 a teasing french kiss }
      if (%randvar2 == 7) { /describe # gives a wink after kissing $1 }
      if (%randvar2 == 5) { /describe # says "come here big boy" and kisses $1 on the lips }
      if (%randvar2 == 8) { /describe # lures $1 close and kisses gently on the lips }
      if (%randvar2 == 9) { /describe #  }
      if (%randvar2 == 10) { /describe #  }
      halt
    }
    if ($4 == 100) {
      ;100 omg
      set %randvar3 $rand(1,7)
      if (%randvar3 == 1) { /describe # grabs $1 and gives a MASSIVE kiss }
      if (%randvar3 == 2) { /describe # kisses $1 so hard their face turned red }
      if (%randvar3 == 3) { /describe # gives $1 a kiss that took their breath away }
      if (%randvar3 == 4) { /describe # gives $1 a nice LONG french kiss ;) }
      if (%randvar3 == 5) { /describe # grabs $1 by the collar, drags over table and smooches like crazy }
      if (%randvar3 == 6) { /describe # lunges over the counter and kisses $1 like crazy }
      if (%randvar3 == 7) { /describe # grabs $1 and french kisses for a few minutes }
      if (%randvar3 == 8) { /describe #  }
      if (%randvar3 == 9) { /describe #  }
      if (%randvar3 == 10) { /describe #  }
      halt
    }
    describe # says "Thanks for the Donation ;)"
    halt
  }
}