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- My friend's wedding was a cosplay party.
- I somehow got inside of this suit. It was expensive. I wonder if I'll regret this later...
- I obtained a uniform of a cavalry officer of the former Japanese Army together with the documents.
- When trying it on...
- Awesome, the size is just right!
- You see, officer uniforms from the beginning of the Showa era come with a stand-up collar.
- It's like a school uniform. How nostalgic <3
- Actually, it's the school uniforms that are modeled after the naval ones—
- I thought I should lose weight
- Until the hook on the collar closes.
- UGGH...
- Diet starts tomorrow!
- 004
- 1/8 military miniature series No. 98
- Type 97 Medium Tank "Chi-ha"
- Shimousa-Fuji middle school tank club's
- Version for training with temporary license
- 5 figurines, motorcycle and vending machine set included
- Cement and paint not included
- 007
- 13th shot: "Watch fireworks! Summer festival in the middle of night"
- 14th shot: "Be her second! Peiper-chan's revenge battle"
- 15th shot: "Scheme! Alice-chan and her panjandrum"
- 16th shot: "Take a bath! The road to women's bath is a road to Valhalla?"
- Bonus: "Leave the port! British navy is serious business!"
- *Previously on SFTJ*
- Under the command of Shimada Kanon, Nora Middle School's Tank fanclub enters the Tank Koshien, where formidable enemies await.
- 468
- What's up? This manga has been taken over by us, Sabu and his Bro!
- >yeehaw!
- The title will change from "Sailor uniform and Heavy Tank"...
- To "Bro, Sabu and Heavy Tank" starting today!
- From now on, you'd better look forward to the tank-moe manga with white man-juices flying!
- By the way, Bro! Is this really okay to plunge past moe straight into the erotic territory? If we do this in "Ichigo"—
- You're right!
- Lately, we've stranded from the right path, so it's time to go back to basics!
- To our "Akita Publishing", the home of Yankee manga!
- Yup, let's completely forget that we're in "Ichigo", Bro <3
- Can you believe it? It's the same publisher that did "Crows" and "Baki"—
- 469
- No fucking way!
- Figures.
- What's with this odd couple...
- I avert my eyes for a minute and this is what happens!
- 470
- Gen-san, should we put the sign like this?
- Come on, part-timers, the hell are you playing around for!?
- We won't make it in time for the festival!
- Wah— Looks tasty—
- 471
- A festival in the middle of night, huh?
- I'm looking forward to it!
- >sign: it's tasty
- This night, to deepen the amity between the schools—
- We're having a festival <3
- —And the goods we're putting out are...
- Ladies!
- It's ready!
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- Nora Middle School tank club's sponsor, Gen-san, presents!
- Robatayaki-style fish!
- Uwah, delicious!
- You bet it is. It's fresh from the sea!
- Alright. Ladies, please do that thing we talked about!
- I'm... Hoshino Tama.
- I see. You're that boy...
- I envy you, youngster!
- Being able to see this when you're that young— that's something!
- 473
- Come and visit us!
- >welcome
- Why this, all of a sudden!?
- 474
- Welcome to Gen's robatayaki!
- A night stall with cosplaying middle school girls!
- This is the 21st century-style FESTIVAL!
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- This seems sort of inappropriate...
- >Look here!
- >Nasa-chan <3
- >Good, good <3
- Oh, no!
- Nobody cares about buying my fish!
- And here I thought that was a good idea—
- >Alright, show's over. Please, don't touch the dancers.
- This is so not the right place for middleschoolers. In a lot of ways...
- —Well.
- How about you all just work as normal salesgirls?
- Store tending is unexpectedly fun too!
- Yes!
- Hey, Gen-san.
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- If you just need normal salespeople,
- Let's have those two do the work.
- Wha...
- >What a diva!
- I-it's not like we came here to see you guys or anything!
- >you're being a nuisance!
- Wow, N-nasa-chan, please give me an autograph!
- Eh?
- IDOL MODE
- Gladly.
- Ah. <3 But you know, if you tend the store in exchange, you'll make NASA very, very happy <3
- With pleasure!
- 477
- Workforce obtained <3
- Well done, my first apprentice!
- Oh my. What are you saying, senpai?
- Salespeople— at your service!
- Hehh!?
- Now, shall we go?
- It's time to change clothes.
- >eh, what!?
- >Kya—!?
- As expected of Mariko, no oversights in preparations...!
- 478
- Huh?
- Kanon-san, you're wearing jinbei instead of yukata!
- Yep... I mean...
- Mariko would spin me around again*...
- >and it's tight in my chest
- >you like this? you like this?
- >Hya—
- *an old-timey way to roughly undress girls
- —But
- This is quite...
- Eh?
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- ...Tama-chan.
- Don't stare so much. It's embarassing...
- S-sorry!
- Ha!
- Listen here, Tama...
- Those boobs belong to me! I hope you understand.
- Mariko<3
- What's the matter? Shall we go?
- Su-ure!
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- Attention!
- Comrade General Secretary has something to say!
- Everyone, listen carefully!
- Today is the midnight festival.
- It's a unique chance for us to raise some funds.
- Surely, this merchandise will sell like crazy!
- 481
- Putin's matryoshka doll!
- A mascot to surpass Mickey Mouse!
- >grin
- Now...
- 482
- Let's depart...
- For the festival.
- 483
- Yakisoba from that stall is delicious.
- You're such a glutton, Kanon...
- What's this?
- Apple candy.
- It's tasty.
- Mister, please give me some of this too.
- I'll pay with a card.
- >Highest-tier black card...!?
- N...Nasa-chan!?
- Y...you can't use a card at a stall?
- Ah!
- "Monty's Western sweets store"...
- >Montgomery's Western sweets store
- >...lic chocolate
- Mister Monty!
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- Long time no see.
- Oh, Kanon-chan and her firends!
- How about a chocolate banana?
- It's a bit late, but this is a return gift for the Valentine's.
- Whoa! Mister Monty, I love you!
- Sure!
- It drips a lot, so be careful!
- *this is a chocolate banana
- Let's have some—
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- Mmm.
- Aah <3 It's so sweet <3
- Kanon-senpai, me too!
- Mmf...
- Really,
- Haa, haa, haa
- The chocolate's
- So hot...
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- This is a treasure. I can't get enough.
- Now's the chance to take pictures of beautiful girls!
- Now—
- Don't worry, don't worry. I need more!
- Gyaaaa!
- 487
- Are you okay?
- >Ouch...
- Ahaha... Yes...
- Huh? Where's everyone?
- Ah... Did we get separated?
- Looks like it.
- But you know... Instead of going back to Gen-san's place,
- Maybe we can meet them if we just walk around.
- So until then
- We're alone together—
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- Alone together
- For starters
- How about we try going over there?
- Alone together
- ALONE TOGETHER
- Mutsumi-san?
- No, it's nothing!
- Alright, Tama-kun.
- We should stick together!
- 489
- Have some potatoes with sausages.
- Genuine German potatoes with butter!
- Uwah, I want some beer now—
- >Welcome, soldier
- We have beer too.
- Is that...
- Hey, tiny girl
- —From Nora!
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- Peiper-senpai!
- —So
- Did you get lost?
- Y...you're wrong!
- My upperclassmen are the ones who got lost!
- >what's up?
- Ooh. I see, I see.
- Here you go.
- Well, just eat.
- What's this?
- Potatoes?
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- It's delicious!
- I didn't know potatoes can be this tasty.
- Ha-ha-ha. You're a lovely girl.
- >I want to get patted like that too.
- >That service is only for children...
- ...? Alcohol?
- Hefeweissbier!
- Summer-oriented, fresh—
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- German drink!
- Totally not alcohol! (want some?)
- I DO
- Mariko, that looks tasty.
- Hey, Kanon, wait for me!
- 493
- What will we do if we get separated again?
- Ahaha, sorry.
- Ah!
- Takemiya-chan from Shimousa-Fuji middle school.
- —Ah.
- Kanon-san...
- What's the matter? There's nobody here...
- It's nothing... My soaked rice crackers don't sell...
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- Ah.
- Then, if you do this...
- Eh? Just that... Yes...! I'll try!
- Everyone! Please buy some rice crackers!
- I need to raise funds—
- To repair a type 97 tank!
- >eyedrops
- Reach out to the poor Japanese tank—
- With your loving, helping hands!
- 495
- W... what a heartwarming story!
- >I have to do it for my brother.
- >T-shirt: army major who likes 12 y.o. maids
- >Warm encouragement spreads through the country
- I'll gather up people on the internet. Save the Chiha-tan!
- Hawawa!
- I will recover my positive balance in one go!
- >Chihatan <3, Chiha-tan <3
- Waah—
- To the web!
- Hmm, I can't find anyone...
- How about you, Mutsumi-san?
- No? You don't see anyone?
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- Hey... Tama-chan!
- When we're like this...
- It's almost like we're on a date.
- 497
- NINJA!
- Ugh!
- Oh! Mai master
- !
- Have you come to eat kangaroo meat?
- Jane...!?
- Over there.
- That's my shop.
- >Kangar(oo) roasted meat
- Huh? That person over there...
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- —Ah!
- The One Woman Army from Nora Middle School!
- Alice-san from Royal Army middle school...
- Listen! Can you please talk with her for me?
- The smell of meat from Jane's stall is breaking our atmosphere!
- Wah...
- This place somehow feels like a different world...
- Tea goes nice with meat though.
- 499
- Tea time...
- Absolutely has to be elegant~!
- I heard English people die if they don't drink tea...
- So it was true after all...
- By the way, mai master~
- Alone together with the ninja, how sneaky~
- Look like your children—
- Will grow up to be mighty samurai~
- ...wha
- What are you saying!?
- 500
- Gyah! My tea time—
- Jane! You hick!
- R... run!
- 501
- >Badge: Vladimir Putin (PU on the forehead)
- >Stalin
- >Gorby
- >Khrushchev
- What a wonderful Putin!
- O-onee-sama... I mean, Comrade General Secretary!
- Katukova-chan, how are the sales going?
- Umm... About that...
- 502
- Seems things aren't in our favor...
- Then, use this.
- URA!
- A new product.
- Handheld Putin. (Although I wanted to make it Benedict 16th originally)
- >Pleasant battle.
- >Not making it Benedict was right...
- This will overthrow even Pikachu.
- —Well then, I'm counting on your continuous service!
- Yes!
- >Mama—
- >Don't look at weird people!
- Jeez, Jane just says whatever pleases her!
- Ahaha...
- 503
- —But you know...
- Tama-kun... I—
- Eh?
- I think...
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- I want to stay like this...
- —forever.
- Ah—!
- Tama-nii, found you!
- >yo—
- I fffinally found you~
- 505
- What were you doing when you were together?~
- N...nasa-chan, did you drink alcohol?
- You're late!
- Everyone got lost all together—
- You're like children!
- Ha-ha, something like that.
- Leaving that aside, go and enjoy the closure with these!
- 506
- Fireworks!?
- I wonder if those aren't enough for you?
- Mutsumi-senpai! It's the first time I'm doing small fireworks!
- Don't you shoot fireworks from 155 mm cannon?
- Mariko... Shooting here will cause clamour, right?
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- Got it? Be sure not to play in a dangerous way.
- >YE-ES
- >Mutsumi-senpai, you're like a mom
- >(briskly)
- Leave the big fireworks to Tama-kun!
- Uwah.
- How pretty...
- >Time to bring Itano circus back..!
- How do you use these?
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- Check this out! Bundled fireworks!
- Mariko-senpai!
- Like this? Got it!
- Hey, you!
- *this is dangerous, so please don't imitate
- Don't bundle them, it's dangerous!
- Nasa-chan! Ask Tama-kun to fire the ones that shoot!
- >next one—
- >This is a former Japanese Army's mortar.
- ^Type 89 grenade discharger
- Huh?
- 509
- Kanon-san!
- What are you doing alone over here?
- Tama-chan!
- Look, look, the stars are so pretty!
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- Waah—
- It's beautiful...
- Tama-chan...
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- I'm counting on you... for what comes from tomorrow too!
- 513
- —Of course!
- And
- GYAA—!
- >Stalin's organ!
- What are you doing alone with Kanon?
- >Kyaaa
- Bro, how long... should we do this?
- *Do you best, men.
- THE END
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