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  1. ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ i came in like a wrecking dong ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
  2. ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ Flex your dongers ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
  3. ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
  4. ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ lower your dongers ┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐
  5. (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง THE UNSEEN DONGER IS THE DEADLIEST (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
  6. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง heres a tip. And a dong behind it (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  7. (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  8. (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs... ɪᴍ ɪɴ (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  9. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  10. (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴀʟsᴏ ʀɪsᴇs (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  11. (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง YOUR DONGERS ARE INFERIOR (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  12. (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง MY RIGHT DONGER IS A LOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  13. (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONGER (ง ͠ ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  14. ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ ʀuʙ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ
  15. (ง •̀_•́)ง focus your dongers (ง •̀_•́)ง
  16. ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
  17. ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
  18. ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
  19. ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
  20. ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
  21. (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
  22. (ง'̀-'́)ง DONG OR DIE (ง'̀-'́)ง
  23. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ/
  24. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  25. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  26. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  27. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  28. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ - Martin Luther King Jr.
  29. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
  30. ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
  31. ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ
  32. ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽
  33. ༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽
  34. ༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽
  35. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  36. ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 5 MEN 1 DREAM 9 EYEBROWS ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º( ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °) ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
  37. ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽
  38. ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐
  39. ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ
  40. <ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>
  41. ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ
  42. ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽
  43. ( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °)
  44. (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
  45. (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง
  46. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
  47. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
  48. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง
  49. (✌゚∀゚)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(゚ヮ゚☚)
  50. (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them
  51. Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ
  52. (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง GO FABBBYYY GO (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง
  53. ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ RAISE YOUR GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ
  54. ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ Chester Cheeto Support our Dongers ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
  55. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE DONG CODE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  56. ຈل͜ノ༼ຈ༽ u ugly as fuk
  57. ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ノ DONGMACIA NOW AND FOREVER ヽ༼° ͟ل͜ ͡°༽ノ
  58. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง DON'T YOU DONG ME, SUMMONER?? (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  59. ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง MASTER YOUR DONGER, MASTER THE ENEMY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
  60. : (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง FOR MY FATHER THE DONG (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  61. ╭∩╮( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)wнαт doeѕɴт ĸιll мe мαĸeѕ мe doɴɢer ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
  62. ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง KNOWN IF THE DONGERS WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO DONG (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
  63. (っ◕‿◕)っdonger penetration (っ◕‿◕)っ
  64. (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง Your donger belongs in a museum (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
  65. ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG GENJAHOOD ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノヽ( ͡ ° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ
  66. ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
  67. ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) I WAS BORN WITH A NEEDLESSLY LARGE DONGER ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
  68. ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
  69. (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Vi? Stands For DONGER (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
  70. ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ I BELIEVE I CAN DONGヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ
  71. Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ HIT IT WITH A DONGER Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ
  72. ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ I NEED A DONGOR ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽
  73. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  74. ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
  75. ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ノ
  76. ~(˘▾˘~) Wave Your Dongers (~˘▾˘)~
  77. work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ more than ever hour after ɳ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ɲ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ our work is always dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  78. (‿ˠ‿) _(‿ˠ‿) only the chosen one can fist both asses. ⎝ Kreygasm ⎠
  79. <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I am the knight of spamerino. Stand back foul nightboterino <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  80. <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I am the mod of streamarino. Stand back foul kraken <:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
  81. Don't mind me non-subs just taking my 1G for a walk -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___ sum1g
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  83. Don't mind me non-subs just taking my Di3sel for a walk -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___ dieselOH
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  85. Don't mind me non-subs just taking my baby for a walk -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___ tipBaby
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  89. TIME TO RIOT (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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  91. 凸sumSwag凸
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  96. HEY DESI WHERE'S MY MEATLOAF <:::::[]=¤ sumSwag ง
  97. HEY SUMMIT WHERE'S MY MOD SALARY? <:::::[]=¤ sumSwag ง
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  99. <:::::[]=¤ tipBaby ¤=[]:::::> AKIMBO SWOORDS <:::::[]=¤ tipBaby ¤=[]:::::>
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  101. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ N O N A I D S M O D E A C T I V A T E ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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  104. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FANCY ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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  106. ▬▬▬▬▬▬ sumOhface tipChamp PogChamp ▬▬▬▬▬▬ DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FANCY ▬▬▬▬▬▬ sumOhface tipChamp PogChamp ▬▬▬▬▬▬
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  109. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride { deIlluminati } KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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  111. ☐ Not REKT
  112. ☑ REKT
  113. ☑ REKTangle
  114. ☑ REKT-it Ralph
  115. ☑ Total REKTall
  116. ☑ The Lord of the REKT
  117. ☑ The Usual SusREKTs
  118. ☑ North by NorthREKT
  119. ☑ REKT to the Future
  120. ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
  121. ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT
  122. ☑ LawREKT of Arabia
  123. ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT
  124. ☑ eREKTile dysfunction
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  127. Dᴇᴀʀ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs: Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ 10 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ғɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴀʏ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs. I ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ғᴀᴄᴇs. I ᴡɪʟʟ RIP ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɴɪ ᴄᴀᴘᴘᴜᴄᴄɪɴᴏ ᴘɪsᴛᴀᴄʜɪᴏ. Sᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡᴀsᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴀɴɴɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ sᴘᴀᴍᴍɪɴɢ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ, AND I WILL COME BACK! Pʟs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ɴᴀᴢɪʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɪɴᴏ
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  130. ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers.༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ
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  133. ᴛʜɪs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ɪs ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛs, ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅs ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ʟᴀsᴀɢɴᴀ ᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴛs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ. ɪ sᴡᴇᴀʀ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅs. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴘᴀsᴛᴀ ᴛʜɪs
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  137. тo proтecт тнe cнaт ғroм devaѕтaтιon,тo υnιтe тнe ѕpaммerѕ wιтнιn oυr naтιon, тo denoυnce тнe evιlѕ oғ вanѕ and мodѕ, тo eхтend oυr ѕpaм тo тнe ѕpace aвove. copy! paѕтe! тwιтcн cнaт ѕcrolls aт тнe ѕpeed oғ lιgнт! Sυrrender now or prepare тo ғιgнт! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) тнaт'ѕ rιgнт!
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  140. ☑ This guy's pasta is CRAZY!” ☑ “My rigatoni can't win against a linguini like that” ☑ "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" ☑ “He meatballed the only marinara that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect fettucini ☑ “There was nothing I could cook” ☑ “I cooked that al dente” pls no coperino pasterino macaroni alfredo.
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  143. ᶫᶦˢᵗᵉᶰ ᵘᵖ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵃᶜᵗᶦᶰᵍ ʷᵃʸ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʰᵃᶰᵈ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵃᶜᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᶦᶰ ᵃᶜᶜᵒʳᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʷᶦᵗᶜʰ ᵖᵒᶫᶦᶜᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵖᵃᵐᵐᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃᶫˢᵒ ʳᵘᶦᶰᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ʷʰᶦᶜʰ ᴵ ᵖᵃʸ $4⋅99 ᵃ ᵐᵒᶰᵗʰ ᵗᵒ ᵉᶰʲᵒʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᴵ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ ᵃᶰʸᵒᶰᵉ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶜᵃᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵖˢ
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  145. The stream ends, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
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  147. Hello my name is John, I made my children some of my world famous Pasta the other night, they loved it, it is my secret recipe, but I accidentally told the little shits the recipe, they ended up saving some for school the next day, now I got their friends parents calling me and letting me know they Copy Pasta my damn Pasta, now everybody is Copy Pastaing my damn Copy Pasta Copy, the whole dang world loves my Pasta, everybody Copy Pasta'd my Pasta, I just want everyone to stop Copy Pasta of my Pasta, so please stop copying my pasta. Thank you.
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  149. Hello guys, I'm back from my 600 seconds timeout. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by twitch.tv Nazi moderators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper. Pls no coperino my paperino.
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  152. Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
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  154. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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  156. Just so you internet trolls are aware, I'm in contact with Twitch and your hateful copy pasta won't be around much longer. So instead of bullying others you might actually have time to work on yourselves and try to be happy instead of projection your problems on others. If I can defy the odds in my mod-ship, and be the first mod to receive a salary in this stream, you best believe I will shut you all down and change the laws against this kind of bullying and vile copy pasta \
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  158. Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
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  161. ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ノ☂ ɪᴛs ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ sᴀʟᴛ! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ☂ ヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ、ヽヽ`ヽ
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  174. Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
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  276. LLAMA PT 1
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  325. MOLLY
  326.  
  327. ╭━╮╭━┳━━━┳╮╱╱╭╮╱╭╮╱╱╭╮ ┃┃╰╯┃┃╭━╮┃┃╱╱┃┃╱┃╰╮╭╯┃ ┃╭╮╭╮┃┃╱┃┃┃╱╱┃┃╱╰╮╰╯╭╯ ┃┃┃┃┃┃┃╱┃┃┃╱╭┫┃╱╭╋╮╭╯ ┃┃┃┃┃┃╰━╯┃╰━╯┃╰━╯┃┃┃ ╰╯╰╯╰┻━━━┻━━━┻━━━╯╰╯
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  329. CoolCat WE NEED CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat TO IMPROVE OUR CoolCat CoolCat COOL CAT CoolCat CoolCat EFFICIENCY CoolCat WE NEED CoolCat CoolCat CoolCat TO IMPROVE OUR CoolCat CoolCat COOL CAT CoolCat CoolCat EFFICIENCY
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  332. TOLD STATUS: [ ] NOT TOLD
  333. [x] TOLD
  334. [x] FUCKING TOLD
  335. [x] CASH4TOLD.COM
  336. [x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC
  337. [x] TOLDERONE
  338. [x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
  339. [x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
  340. [x] BEN TOLDS
  341. [x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
  342. [x] 007: TOLDENEYE
  343. [x] TEXAS TOLD’EM
  344. [x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER
  345. [x] PTERODACTOLD
  346. [x] TOLDTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS
  347. [x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
  348. [x] 24 CARAT TOLD
  349. [x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE TOLD
  350. [x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD
  351. [x] GARY TOLDMAN
  352. [x] TOLD SPICE
  353. [x] TOLD STONE CREAMERY
  354. [x] BABY IT’S TOLD OUTSIDE
  355. [x] POKEMON TOLD AND SILVER
  356. [x] TOLD YELLER
  357. [x] EL DORADO: THE LOST CITY OF TOLD
  358. [x] TOLDPLAY
  359. [x] THE TOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
  360. [x] DANNY DEVITOLD
  361. [x] TOLDEN SUN
  362. [x] FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLDS
  363. [x] CAN’T TEACH A TOLD DOG NEW TRICKS
  364. [x] I AIN’T SAYIN SHE A TOLD DIGGER
  365. [x] TOLDING CHAIR
  366. [x] TOLDIER OF FORTUNE
  367. [x] THE TOLDEN COMPASS
  368. [x] TOLDEN AXE
  369. [x] TOLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM
  370. [x] ROCKIN TO THE TOLDIES
  371. [x] BATTLETOLDS
  372. [x] YE TOLDE PUB
  373. [x] TOLDEN CAULFIELD
  374. [x] THE TOLD MAN AND THE SEA
  375. [x] TOLD MEDAL WINNER AT THE OLYMPICS
  376. [x] ALL OF THE ABOVE
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  378.  
  379. Tip grunts and sighs after finally managing to finish inside Nadia after numerous pre-mature ejaculations. He lights a cig while laying in bed. “Was that as good for you as it was for me, Nadia?" Tip asks. “I’m not Nadia,” replies Kzarq. As Tip recoils in horror, Kzarq smirks. “It seems you’ve Kucked Fzarq"
  380.  
  381. “its a mastapeece” says daniel jerry as he finishes photoshopping rock hard abs onto Tom’s noodle shaped body. Daniel turns back to look at Tom, fully nude and glistening in oil. Tom reaches down and grabs a handful of lasagna before slowly feeding it to the photoshop adonis himself, daniel jerry. Their lips slowly connect as Tom begins to run his hands through daniel’s hair. “welcome home, daniel” says tom as he finishes the lasagna
  382.  
  383. It was dinner time in the Donaldson garage. Tim "NoSleep" Dongerson dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Chises_dad looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. “I got the meat right here for you baby.” Lubing up with Marinara Sauce, Chises begins to pound his sausage into tip's lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Chises releases his load calling an end to another successful dinner in the Donaldson household.
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  385. I went to a hockey game with a girl I liked. This chick was so hot, with the biggest knockers and juiciest ass. I was able to pretend that I fell and fell right onto her huge tits. I get up, look down and I feel my penis getting hard. I could tell she liked it too, because she yelled out a "RIGHT AWWWN" right there.. We went home and hooked up for 3 hours straight. Who is this girl you ask? It's no other than Tip Donaldson, better known as NoSleepTv.
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  387.  
  388. YOU ARE a fucking worthless brainded scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are
  389.  
  390. I’m here today to talk about a topic that may not be “easy” or “comfortable” for a lot of people. It’s a topic that may even cause some of you to judge me or dismiss me altogether. But I don’t care. Because I was raised by same-sex wolves, and I’m proud of it.That’s right, I said it. When I came home from school each day and sat down to dinner with my family, it wasn’t with the “typical” human mom and dad, but rather with same-sex wolves. My wolf dads provided me with one of the most loving and supportive environments a human child could ask for. And yeah, we didn’t always do things the way other families did. My dads didn’t necessarily know how to coach me when it came to talking to girls, teach me how to drive, or have the ability to cook raw meat. But we made it work.And sometimes we had to deal with the negative, judgmental reactions of others when I didn’t do things the “proper” human way, like when I trekked in dirt, or growled and mewed instead of verbalizing my thoughts.
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  393. tipW PASTA IN HAND tipW EMOTES ON DEMAND tipW WITH THIS CHANT tipW I SUMMON GARAGEMAN tipW
  394.  
  395. I'm Tim Donaldson and this is my stream. I work here with my chat and my brother, Chises_dad. Everything in here is aids. One thing I've learnt after 3 years is that you never know what is going to pop up in that donation
  396.  
  397. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  398.  
  399. if you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
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  402. i dunno Joris, working with you has become a problem sometimes
  403. dont give me attitude Joris
  404. ravioli ravioli give me the percentioli
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