Perverted Math Pun

Mr. Y Kordinat and Mrs. X Kordinat bought a home on the range one day. They lived on Euclidean Ct, a calm and peaceful plane where when lines were crossed, there was little fuss. The Kordinats had the largest domain in their plane. If anyone else wanted a house as large as theirs, it would have to be imaginary, because getting one is too complex. X and Y were the perfect partners. Y loved when X did him trigonometrically, because when she did, she had no limit. He'd lie tangent to her curves, feeling the undulating motion of her waves. She'd peak regularily, and he knew how to derive her to get the maximum effect. The very focus of their time together is to please each other. They were a perfect pair. They love to go out on the plane, and touch each other. They'd pick a spot. They functioned so well doing this. Relative to their distance behind certain objects and their placement from their origin, they'd either draw the line for a plain make out, or curve it so much that Y would make his graph so hard and long. X really loved this. Sometimes you'd see them go off the charts. Sometimes they'd flatten out and get tired. All in all, X and Y Kordinate have one directrix. To please each other.


Good luck graphing your next graph with this image in your mind!