Adventures in Wrong Numbers

Danielle (D): Hello?

Me (M): Yo. Who is this?

D: Danielle. Whats your last name?

M: Who were you trying to reach? I know of quite a few Danielles.

D: David Carey. Aaaand I have your number saved in my phone so if you arent my cousin, still tell me ur last name please? (my last name is [REDACTED]).

M: OH DANIELLE! Sorry I didnt remember you sooner. This is David Carey. Didn't want random people knowing things about me.
   So random question.....
   Do you think Im cute or sexy or any of those things?

D: Yes, you are a handsome mothafucka lmaooo (creepy?)

M: Thanks
   Completely unrelated: do you think its incest if its cousins?

D: Hmmmmmmmm. I guess so since its still family. But if that person is your second cousin pretty sure u can get married

M: Well do you think incest is wrong?

D: Id say it depends on the situation. Being one who is adopted and will never know her family, I could possibly date a brother      `  and never know...small ass world

M: Could you possibly date a cousin? Or is that too far fetched?

D: Like me personally???
   I mean, in reality, im not related to any of you. But everyone would judge the fuck outta me. So on the low low... maybe...but `  I doubt it lmaoo

M: Well maybe we could try it out? On the low of course?

D: >_> are you shitting me?

M: Not really but if thats how you feel...