HNK File 001: Yagyuu the Samurai

I never thought I’d become a famous samurai. I mean, I’m a samurai that not only uses an umbrella in addition to a sword, but I am the first and only futanari samurai. I know it’s a little crazy to think about, but it is what it is. I’ve been like this as long as I can remember. It’s weird; I have no recollection of my parents or any family members; just this group known as Hanzo where I reign supreme.

“Wake up Yagyuu-chan!” The cutest voice in the world wakes me from my slumber. I rub my eyes as she sits before me, Hibari. Hibari was the one who broth me to Hanzo. She found me abandoned and took me in. So now I owe everything to her. “Yagyuu-chan?” She calls my name again and I sit up to show her I am awake.

 

“Good morning, Hibari-sama.” I’m the only one who calls Hibari that. As far as skills go she’s not really anywhere near my level, but she tries her best to do what she can to get stronger. I haven’t told Hibari my secret. If she found me strange or abnormal I’d end up alone again. That is a fate worse than death.

 

As Hibari flashes a carefree smile at me I remember that we are in a mission from Lord Hanzo. We are to infiltrate the Hebijo. They are our rivals. Their leader is a corrupt leader known as Dogen. He isn’t a samurai, but he has a lot of money and power. So he mostly operates from the shadows while his assistant Suzune handles everything in the public eye.

 

“Hibari-sama, are you hungry?” I ask. “Perhaps I can go out and fetch you something?” Hibari shakes her head. She’s probably saying no because we’re in Hebijo territory. This whole district is under their control. But I must do what I can to appease the one who saved me. I turn to her and strike her a smile. “Don’t worry; just stay here in this alleyway where no one can see you.”

 

“What about you?” Hibari piques. Yu are wearing Hanzo clothes, you’ll be dead in an instant as soon as someone lays eyes on you!” Hibari jumps on my lap wraps her arms around me and squeezes me tightly. I can feel her soft breasts push up against mine. Her lower lips grazing my crotch as “I” begin to arise from the stimulation. Pushing Hibari off I jump to my feet with my back to her so she cannot see my body display its lustful desire for her. I dress myself up and take off in a flash waving to a worried Hibari.

 

This area that we are at is known as the Orochi Badlands, is mostly desert and a few towns scattered about, but the Hebijo HQ is somewhere in these badlands. I move out of the alleyway with my umbrella open over my face to avoid detection; however someone in the distance spots me. They run as I pursue them into another alley corner. It’s a female samurai who looks to be about my age.

 

“Are you with the Hebijo?” She immediately takes her sword and charges at me cutting my clothes away. “It” falls and dangles between my legs. She gasps and in terror not because of what’s between my legs, but what this thing between my legs is going to do to her. “Well, now that you know I can’t let you leave.” Thoughts of Hibari’s embrace flash through my mind. I smirk and approach her as my “blade” readies itself. “Be happy, you are the first Hebijo samurai that will grace my “blade”.”

 

After about 20 minutes the female samurai lies motionless in a puddle of white goo. She tries to talk but all that comes from her mouth are bubbles. “Thank you, that was very enjoyable. I doubt you’ll need these clothes so I’ll be taking them.” I dress myself up in her purple garb and toss my shredded ones beside her. I emerge from the alleyway and proceed to market without any more problems. After I gather the food a large group of Hebijo patrols the city and my worst fears are realized.

 

“Attention Hanzo samurai. We have captured one of your operatives. If you want her back proceed to the castle keep southwest of here. Keep us waiting and we not hesitate to kill her.” After their announcement they left. Damnit! How did they find Hibari? Torrents of thoughts and emotions run through my mind but one thing is clear: I must get Hibari back. Regaining my composure I head southwest.

“A forest, in the desert?” I ask myself as one comes into view after walking several miles. Eating the supplies I had brought for Hibari I save one sweet pastry for her and tuck it away. They’re probably torturing her. My pace quickens as my mind creates twisted images of what they may be doing to her; threatening her to get information about Hanzo out of her. At this point I’m dashing through the brush as I finally see the castle keep.

 

“Welcome, I knew you idiotic Hanzo Samurai would come here to get this stupid girl. I am Ryoubi and this is my domain.” A girl with brown hair and heterochromatic eyes address me from the top of the castle. “Hmph, kill her!” At her command I am ambushed by at least 3 dozen shinobi and samurai. I didn’t know they trained shinobi here. Dogen sure is smart to do such a thing. Ryoubi turns around and goes back inside. As soon as she does I hear a scream that sounds like Hibari’s.

 

A murderous feeling comes over me. I drop my bladed umbrella and unsheathe my single blade. I keep my eyes on the top of the castle all the while as I wildly charge at the entourage surrounding me. My knife seamlessly slicing through their being; I swing my sword towards the ground as the blood flies off of it. The bodies that have been sliced by me wear faces of no surprise, no fear. My movements are quick as I continue my malicious onslaught. Cutting torsos, legs, arms, necks even a head slice or two until they all fall and they’re collective pool of blood and bodies lay at my feet. Without a word I sheath my sword after cleaning the blood and walk into the castle keep.

 

I clear out every room on my way to the top. My only thought is of Hibari’s safety. The final flight of stairs reveals itself after killing another underling. I walk up the stairs knowing I may be walking into a trap, but my mind doesn’t care. Its quiet, but I don’t see Hibari or Ryoubi. “Tch; A trap?” I survey the room again; again, no sign of the two.

 

“So you did make it, not bad, for a bitch from Hanzo.” A trap door opens behind me and a loud bang reverberates. I jump to the left and dodge it barely. “Well at least you aren’t total shit like your friend.” Ryoubi emerges with a long gun. I believe it’s called a rifle. Guns are fairly new but only the rich and nobles are supposed to have access to them. She points it at me again and I decide to take a chance.

 

I swiftly move in on her as she gets ready to pull the trigger. I go in low, pull out my sword and hit the tip of the rifle with the hit on my sword sending the barrels upward as Ryoubi fires. The sudden change and the recoil got the best of her she is sent rolling backwards. I approach her getting ready to ask where Hibari is but then I see her legs are over her head and her whole lower body is on display with the rest of her red dress flopping over her face her upper body. Ryoubi begins to move from under her dress. She moves her dress from over her face and sees me in awe entranced by her lovely lady parts.

 

She quickly notices the position she’s in and tries to crawl away. However she does notice her distance to the walls and smacks her head against it while looking back at me. Now het butt is up in the air as she slumps forward; her dress outlining her curvy backside. Approaching her from behind I unsheathe my sword and cut her dress to shreds.

 

Ryoubi awakens from her daze to finds my hands firmly on her hips as my “second sword” rises. Ryoubi’s gasps trying to understand what is happening to her. “You are a Heibijo elite; you should be use to torture.” I look her dead in the eye without any feelings of remorse or sympathy as I press myself against her closed hole. Alas, her resistance is futile when I slowly enter her anal cavity. She muffles some noises with her hands. I look at her take it all in. As much as I want to take my time and savor this experience my mind warps to Hibari.

 

As I do I subconsciously grab Ryoubi’s long twin tails and wrap them around my hand, forcing her head to look up at me pounding into to her. Her face begins to melt with ecstasy in excitement. Her body is getting use to mine. Her plump ass checks bumping against my body is just too much for me to bear, along with everything else. Letting out a scream I secrete my essence into her. Ryoubi slumps and I release her hair but she soon opens her mouth. “You…think that will s-satisfy me?” She rocks her body and I am in disbelief. No one has ever been able to take is more than once. Semen flows out of her hole and sloshes onto the ground.”Come on…I know a killer like you can give me more than that or do you not care about the pick haired bitch?”

 

I force her off of me. She scoots back to the wall. “Ha! I knew it. You can beat me. Just a waste of-” I shut her mouth by shoving my dipping member into it. With her head again the wall I’m free to fully use her moth however I see fit. She glares up at me and I glare back down giving her mouth the best thing it’s ever had before. Before long I’m at my limit again. Ryoubi senses this and wraps her arms around me stopping me from pulling out as I once again gush out into her mouth. She does her best to swallow everything, but she can’t. “Your ass can handle this better than you mouth can, for someone who like to talk I thought you’d be able to take a lot more. I’m disappointed.” I say that but in all honesty I loved every moment of everything I did to her. She probably knew I was lying because after I removed myself from her mouth she gave me a satisfied look.

 

As I’m recovering from the “battle” I ask about Hibari. Ryoubi points to the far wall and snaps her fingers. A small portion spins around and Hibari is on the other side. She looks unconscious, but unharmed. “That is a two way mirror.” Ryoubi’s words shatter my reality. “She saw everything. I hope you weren’t planning on keeping that a secret.” She scoffs at me. “Relax,” she makes her way back to her feet. “I know you aren’t going to kill me and I won’t kill you.” Her ass hole and mouth both dripping with every step she takes towards me. “I want to stay alive so you can return to satisfy me. I know you have taking a liking to me body as well.” She guides my hand to her pasty posterior. “See…” I rise again hiding my true feelings about the matter. She moves in and kisses me, transferring everything I pumped in there between the two of us with her tongue as I give in and let her take over. When she breaks the kiss she smirks. “At the end of the day you are my bitch.” I don’t argue with what she says.

 

 I get dressed, get my things, Hibari too and cut open a path through the wall. I jump from the top out to the courtyard where all of the dead bodies remain. Hibari stirs and awakens

“Yagyuu-chan! I ‘m so happy you’re alive!” Hibari hugs me. She looks at the courtyard seeing the bodies and blood everywhere and asks what happened. I tell her everything even the stuff with Ryoubi. I ready myself for rejection and then it happens. Hibari breaks away from me and runs away. I wallow in despair thinking about what I should do. But soon Hibari returns with my umbrella that I left out here. “Yagyuu-chan, you’re my friend and I love you every much no matter what you have down there.” My eyes water and I weep tears of happiness as Hibari takes me into her arms in the middle of this courtyard from hell.

 

“I love you too Hibari-sama.” Hibari smiles. As we leave I look back at the castle keep. Ryoubi is up there watching. Does she know how I feel about Hibari? It doesn’t matter. She knows how I feel about her and I know how she feels about me. That is all that matters between us, so I will return. “Yagyuu-chan, I’m hungry.” I remember the pastry from earlier and pull it out. I look at it and it looks as if some of my “stuff” has gotten on it. “Oh! What’s that? Can I have it?” Hibari snatches it and wolfs it down. “It tastes a bit different than how they usually do.” I blush as Hibari and I leave the forest under my umbrella.

 

The screen flickers and shuts off. “Well that was an interesting scenario, Haruka.” Nachi puts her hand against her cheek. I’m surprised you weren’t in this. I remember you telling me about your rivalry with Yagyuu over Hibari. Haruka pouts for a second before shrugging. “Just by saying a few words to her we got this fantastic tale. Money well spent.”

 

“What was that?” Kurohoro tries to piece together the sequence of events that she watched.

 

“I told you, we can see what the person is thinking.” Haruka says walking over to a sleeping Yagyuu that is hooked up to a bunch of wires. “Precious Yagyuu was our test run for the function that I wanted to add. I can manipulate what people are thinking by whispering into this microphone. Well, I guess we can call this a success.”

 

“That left me wanting more.” Nachi speaks up. “I hope we can come back to this.”

 

“We may, even if nothing is showing up the machine will still record data and piece it together” Haruka starts stroking Yagyuu’s cheek.

“Delightful” Nachi raises her tea cup.

 

“Ugh, what did I get myself into?” Kurohoro ponders.