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- Spoken:
- Woe to you, oh gamers and neckbeards, for the Devil sends the company with wrath,
- Because he knows the time is shortβ¦
- Let him who hath understanding reckon the name of the company
- For it is a human name
- It's name, is EA
- Sung/Spoken/Weird Shit that Bruce Dickinson does:
- I left alone, my game was done
- I needed time to think, to get the memories from my mind
- What did I see?
- Can I believe that what I just played was real and not just fantasy?
- Just what I saw, on my desktop screen
- Were they reflections of my warped taste staring back at me?
- 'Cause on the screen, it's still there!
- This awful game that twists my mind and brings me to despair!
- [Incomprehensible Screaming Noises]
- I played the game, at first it wasn't lame
- The cutscenes were good, I saw no falsehood
- But then I came into the actual game
- And what did I see? A complete mockery!
- It's EA! The worst company
- But they'll cry βIt's just misogyny!β
- Shut up EA, your games are a chore to play
- You killed Bioware, their writing brings despair
- The graphics are poor, I can't take anymore
- And you'll throw a fit, as I claim the controls are shit!
- It's EA! The worst company
- Their games are a sore sight to see
- This can't go on I must inform the law
- This can't be real, drones defend it with zeal!
- But then I'm drawn towards the chanting hordes
- No! I must withstand the torrent- ooh, Star Wars Battlefront!
- It's EA! The worst company
- It's EA! The one for you and me
- I'm coming back!
- I will return!
- And I'll possess your vidya and make it burn!
- I have the money!
- I have the force!
- I have the power to make my evil take it's course!
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