CIGgy Roberts

Buy that ship get the whole set , CIGgy Roberts
Day and night on the internet, CIGgy Roberts,
CIGgy Roberts, it's a new and special game,
but the scam is still the same,
no one ever gets the blame says CIGgy Roberts

If you're dumb he'll catch you out CIGgy Roberts,
No one's quite sure what the game's about CIGgy Roberts,
CIGgy Roberts, with a spiel you can't believe,
like a Wing Commander Eve,
memory like a sieve poor CIGgy Roberts

Well well well it's looking bad
Sell sell sell, no refunds
CIGgy Roberts

My friend says he'll never learn CIGgy Roberts,
Get out now before the crash and burn CIGgy Roberts,
CIGgy Roberts, don't you tell him he's a hack
or his pet whales may attack
then take all they said right back
poor CIGgy Roberts

My my my the game's a pile of crap
Bye bye bye your money
CIGgy Roberts