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  1.  _    ___      _____       ______             _______________
  2. |  \ |  |     / ____|     |  ____|           |  ___________  |      
  3. |   \|  |     | |         | |_               | | #INTERNET | |        
  4. | .     |     | |         |  __|             | |           | |          
  5. | |\    |     | |___      | |                | | TERRORISM | |
  6. |_|  \__| ( ) \_____| ( ) |_| ( )            | |___ ___ ___| |
  7.                                              |_____o___o_____|
  8.                                                _|__|/ \|_|_
  9.                                               / ********** \
  10.                                              / ************ \
  11.                                            --------------------
  12.  
  13.  
  14. When NCF began it's reign of terror last year in October, we had one goal in mind: slap the shit out of bronies and enjoy every minute of it. For one solid year we pounded into bronies with the fist of god, dox rained from the sky, rage tears were collected, DMCA bullets pierced, and many a horsefucker fell to the unstoppable force of the Niggest Crooks. It escalated to the point of death threats, lawyers, and our personal favorite, mounties. We hadn't the slightest clue of the impact that we were able to make upon a community of closeted pedophile neckbeards that sexually fetishize underage candy colored ponies by simply speeding up the process of discovery and exposure into their sick lifestyle. For a year, we stood side by side with the likes of GNAA, ED, and had ties with many other legendary groups known for leaving a large swath of destruction in their wake. The war on bronies still rages on to this day, and with that said it's time for us to apologize to bronies.
  15.  
  16. We're sorry you're failed abortions and actually expected us to stop. Enjoy this memorial drop to commemorate and remind you of the ultimate return of NCF. Gaben is watching.
  17.  
  18. ~IHM, on behalf of NCF
  19.  
  20. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  21.  
  22. Dear pesky plumbers,
  23. The koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest in one of my 7 Koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.
  24. -NCF
  25.  
  26.  
  27. Dear bronies,
  28. We are writing this letter to you because we would like to reveal to you that Jesus loves you, but his father is less of a commie and won't forgive you your sinful ways.
  29. Yiff in hell,
  30. -NCF
  31.  
  32.  
  33. Dear bronies,
  34. Ghost was a confused and angry socialist. And we have the proof for it. He didn't keep his end of the deal. We brought him Celtic and PPP, for which he promised co-host, which we didn't receive. His constant disrespect of theological authorities and BWC idolatry brought the wrath of God upon him. He deserves all the ruin he got.
  35. Blessed by God,
  36. -NCF
  37.  
  38.  
  39. Dear bronies,
  40. I work with prosecutors and MOUNTIES. Do you know who I am? I will come and ruin your life, who is this?
  41. -Persephone's father aka toilet-cleaning mexican immigrant
  42.  
  43.  
  44. Dear bronies,
  45. You are mentally disturbed perverts. Don't call here again.
  46. -Persephone's mother
  47.  
  48.  
  49. Dear bronies,
  50. I honestly don't care.
  51. -CelticBrony
  52.  
  53.  
  54. Dear bronies,
  55. AMD MASTER RACE.
  56. -NCF
  57. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  58.  
  59. Relevant Links:
  60.  
  61. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKL2Gw4bmLY
  62. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKX1YU6piK4
  63. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyH6o89XqyA
  64. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx5q5ir4Hk
  65. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Sb9wszwx4
  66. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghUaKGa9zeY
  67. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPBV7p_f-Sg
  68. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoI2BhDyXVk
  69. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165FmIN5NcA
  70. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtuDgWGqfSk
  71. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64NYLn3GtT8
  72. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYH0uDw7YSY
  73. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fzx9rni0zM
  74. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x
  75. http://rutube.ru/video/6d1f7f4c1d90537488d34e7268d7db9c/
  76. http://rutube.ru/video/c59e451accace54718cbe16ed0ad2fac/
  77. http://rutube.ru/video/14dde8fa7b99efe07bb26a0ba8825e44/
  78. http://rutube.ru/video/2e83808767c019159b7f0380ff598bc3/
  79. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x
  80. http://www.youtube.com/user/hussarhustler
  81. http://www.youtube.com/user/anothermeepsheep
  82. http://www.youtube.com/user/negaandrejborg
  83. http://www.youtube.com/user/ViolenceSyndrome
  84. http://www.youtube.com/user/Warvancrusade
  85. http://www.youtube.com/user/NiggestCrookTV
  86. http://www.youtube.com/user/GerneralGhost
  87. http://www.youtube.com/user/MrGabeNeweII
  88. http://www.youtube.com/user/ThisIsNotDrSerbia
  89. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x
  90. http://encyclopediadramatica.se/NCF
  91. http://audioboo.fm/AdolfBush
  92. http://tinychat.com/NCF
  93. http://twitter.com/ilysfmbby
  94. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  95.  
  96. A taste of dox:
  97.  
  98. +---------------+
  99. |Yelling at Cats|
  100. +---------------+
  101.  
  102. Aka the faggot of the opera
  103.  
  104. Name: Kyle Escue
  105. Age: 16/17
  106. City: Flint
  107. State: Michigan
  108. County: Genessee
  109. Address: 2909 Hampstead Dr
  110. ZIP: 48506
  111. Home phone #: (810) 877-6786
  112. Phone #: (810) 394-0602
  113. Email: escue.kyle@gmail.com
  114. Website: http://www.canterlot.net/
  115. YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl_s5VPwSYE
  116. FaceBook: http://www.facebook.com/YellingAtCats
  117.           http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=613000689&sk=info
  118. MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/566028723
  119. Twitter: http://twitter.com/YellingAtCats
  120. Tumblr: http://officialyellingatcats.tumblr.com/
  121.  
  122. Family-
  123. Father: Gregory A Escue
  124.         http://www.facebook.com/greg.escue
  125. Sister: Tara Escue
  126.         http://www.facebook.com/tescue?sk=info
  127.  
  128.  
  129.  
  130. Registrant:
  131. Canterlot
  132.  
  133. N/A
  134. Flint, Michigan 48506
  135. United States
  136.  
  137. Registered through: GoDaddy.com, LLC (http://www.godaddy.com)
  138. Domain Name: CANTERLOT.NET
  139. Created on: 19-Jun-11
  140. Expires on: 19-Jun-12
  141. Last Updated on: 07-Dec-11
  142.  
  143. Administrative Contact:
  144. Escue, Kyle escue.kyle@gmail.com
  145. Canterlot
  146. N/A
  147. Flint, Michigan 48506
  148. United States
  149. +1.8103940602
  150.  
  151. Technical Contact:
  152. Escue, Kyle escue.kyle@gmail.com
  153. Canterlot
  154. N/A
  155. Flint, Michigan 48506
  156. United States
  157. +1.8103940602
  158.  
  159. Domain servers in listed order:
  160. NS73.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
  161. NS74.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
  162.  
  163.  
  164. Registry Status: clientDeleteProhibited
  165. Registry Status: clientRenewProhibited
  166. Registry Status: clientTransferProhibited
  167. Registry Status: clientUpdateProhibited
  168.  
  169. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x
  170.  
  171. Shaun "sethisto" Scotellaro (23)
  172. 23807 N 64th Ave
  173. Glendale, AZ 85310-3412
  174. (623) 537-7320
  175. Other contact: sethisto@gmail.com
  176. Relatives:      Ashley Scotellaro (?)
  177.         Jon A Scotellaro (55-59)
  178.         Vincent Scotellaro Sr (65+)
  179.  
  180. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x
  181.  
  182. +--------+
  183. |Nyanners|
  184. +--------+
  185.  
  186. Name: Taylor Terpstra
  187. Age: 18
  188. City: Rockford
  189. State: MI
  190. County: Kent
  191. Address: 8162 Muscatay Grv NE
  192. ZIP: 49341
  193. Home phone #: (616)-970-2609
  194. Cell phone #: (616)-970-4919
  195. Skype: Yayyifications
  196. YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nyanners
  197.          http://www.youtube.com/user/NyannersVA
  198.          http://www.youtube.com/LargeBagelTHEANIME
  199. Blog: http://nyanners.wordpress.com/
  200. Formspring: http://www.formspring.me/nyannerz
  201. Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000293683865&sk=wall
  202. Ebay: http://myworld.ebay.com/yayifications/?_trksid=p4340.l2559
  203.  
  204. Shit: http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/7516146/#q7516236
  205.       http://www.ebay.com/itm/320765940480?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%3A80%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp5197.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D320765940480%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1
  206.  
  207. Family -
  208. Mother: Barbara Kiel Terpstra
  209.         http://www.facebook.com/barbarakielterpstra
  210.         http://www.facebook.com/bkielterpstra
  211. Father: Rodney Samuel Terpstra
  212.  
  213. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x
  214.  
  215. Lauren Faust
  216. Tel: +1.3238780410 Fax: +1.3238780445
  217. 7270 Mulholland Drive Los Angeles, CA 90068
  218. Property value: $2.3M
  219. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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  226. ☻Niggest Crook Force☻
  227.     Mad Edition
  228. The complete collection
  229.  
  230. http://www.filedropper.com/ncf
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