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  1.  
  2. about an hour agoSam Hadelman
  3. a tad?
  4. a girl who wears moon boots
  5. went to the hospital because her masturbating addicted boyfriend in a boarding school broke up with her cause she thought they were gonna get married
  6. Why did I just get a message from Morgan saying fuck you?
  7. You bastard
  8. you gave in
  9. and told her
  10. that i say things
  11. BRO CODE
  12. unless it was Alli
  13. anyways
  14. DA FUCK
  15. NOPE IT WAS YOU
  16. bastard.
  17.  
  18. about an hour agoKevin Mezick
  19. lol
  20.  
  21. about an hour agoSam Hadelman
  22. bastard.
  23.  
  24. about an hour agoKevin Mezick
  25. there's nothing in the code about that
  26.  
  27. about an hour agoSam Hadelman
  28. yes there is
  29.  
  30. about an hour agoKevin Mezick
  31. and she asked me what I was laughing about in the skype call
  32.  
  33. about an hour agoSam Hadelman
  34. and you said
  35.  
  36. about an hour agoKevin Mezick
  37. I puushed our 4 message convo
  38.  
  39. about an hour agoSam Hadelman
  40. DAMMIT
  41. FUCKER
  42. That was a low blow
  43. a bitch move
  44. a Housewife move
  45. A dirty housewife move
  46. a Phil move.
  47.  
  48. about an hour agoKevin Mezick
  49. Find me where it says in the code
  50.  
  51. about an hour agoSam Hadelman
  52. http://puu.sh/s0Nj
  53. Just to pass the time
  54. 1. Bros before hoes
  55. that is under there
  56. you dont sell out your bro for a hoe
  57.  
  58. about an hour agoKevin Mezick
  59. That's not really in there
  60. like that context
  61. your just trying to find reasons youre right
  62.  
  63. about an hour agoSam Hadelman
  64. No that is perfectly acceptable in that context
  65.  
  66. 59 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  67. no
  68.  
  69. 59 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  70. Yes you are just trying to find an excuse for acting like a Kardashian
  71.  
  72. 59 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  73. your just trying to find connections
  74. wat
  75.  
  76. 58 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  77. You heard me
  78. Kevin Kardashian
  79.  
  80. 58 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  81. I'm okay with that
  82.  
  83. 58 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  84. That is pathetic
  85.  
  86. 58 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  87. I would kill someone to be married to a kardashian
  88.  
  89. 57 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  90. What would you even talk to the Kardashians about
  91. I mean after the sex
  92. what is there
  93. it would get boring
  94.  
  95. 57 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  96. after
  97. like
  98. 1 year
  99. I was just thinking about it
  100.  
  101. 56 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  102. I would never of Kim's ass
  103.  
  104. 56 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  105. Tuche
  106.  
  107. 56 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  108. get bored*
  109.  
  110. 55 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  111. See, I asked a girl if what you did was right
  112. and she said
  113. http://puu.sh/s0Tk
  114.  
  115. 54 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  116. Implying that girl is in the slightest attractive
  117. and you've fucked me over before
  118. what's so wrong sam?
  119.  
  120. 54 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  121. She actually isnt that bad
  122. I am just saying that it wasn't right
  123.  
  124. 53 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  125. You're so hurt because morgan is mad at you?
  126.  
  127. 53 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  128. but the differnece
  129. No I just find it cute how your ass is glued on her ass\
  130. *lips
  131. Following her around with the rest of the future feminist
  132. Talking about cute boys
  133. probably giving them fashion advice
  134. and maybe you can make them a sandwich
  135.  
  136. 51 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  137. Are you just upset I hang around girls?
  138.  
  139. 51 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  140. No, its just sad
  141.  
  142. 51 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  143. because nothing else youre saying makes sense right now
  144.  
  145. 51 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  146. We used to have a guys table
  147. Made up of guys
  148. and now you are Morgan's puppy
  149. and its just pathetic
  150.  
  151. 51 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  152. Im pretty sure we didnt
  153.  
  154. 51 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  155. yeah we did
  156.  
  157. 50 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  158. and I've sat with morgan once this week
  159. She's sorta my friend
  160.  
  161. 50 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  162. Probably cause she spent lunch getting lost in the bathroom
  163.  
  164. 50 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  165. It makes me pathetic for having a girl thats a friend
  166.  
  167. 50 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  168. No its pathetic that you act like you have downs around her
  169. and that you sit with them at lunch
  170. and in the library
  171. in the fucking library
  172. I mean once in a while its fine
  173. but it used to all the time
  174.  
  175. 49 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  176. Sam I've sat with them in the library all year
  177.  
  178. 49 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  179. That isnt true
  180.  
  181. 49 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  182. yes it is
  183.  
  184. 49 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  185. We had a guys table
  186. with ben
  187. kyle
  188. noah
  189.  
  190. 48 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  191. since like November
  192.  
  193. 48 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  194. No not since November
  195.  
  196. 48 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  197. Sam I've sat with them 4 days this week
  198.  
  199. 48 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  200. it was Thom
  201. First you said it was 1 time
  202.  
  203. 48 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  204. you're not at that table
  205.  
  206. 48 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  207. cause that table split up
  208.  
  209. 48 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  210. I said I sat there with morgan 1 day this week
  211. We never had a fucking table you stupid shit
  212. you never sat at it
  213.  
  214. 48 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  215. Yes we all did
  216.  
  217. 48 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  218. It was me
  219. and swimmer
  220.  
  221. 48 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  222. Yes I did
  223.  
  224. 47 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  225. we picked a table
  226. and people came
  227. you never sat there
  228. you were too busy flirting with sara haney
  229.  
  230. 47 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  231. And then me and Wiggy Kyle Thom Noah
  232. no I would hang out with her when you were playing with barbies with Morgan
  233.  
  234. 47 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  235. Sam all of us sat there once
  236. ONCE
  237. Its me swimmer and noah
  238. and sometimes kyle and demar
  239. you never sit with us
  240.  
  241. 46 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  242. No it wasnt once
  243.  
  244. 46 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  245. get that out your mind
  246.  
  247. 46 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  248. You have been hanging around morgan to much
  249. your math is down the toilet
  250.  
  251. 46 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  252. Sam you are literally talking out of your ass right now
  253. like theres just a huge pile of shit in this chat box right now
  254.  
  255. 46 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  256. Actually I dont know if you have noticed but I am typing
  257. Not talking
  258.  
  259. 45 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  260. >Cant think of response
  261. >Attacks grammar
  262.  
  263. 45 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  264. Cause there is no reason to
  265.  
  266. 45 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  267. ^
  268.  
  269. 45 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  270. I have just stated facts
  271. and you have defended you getting castrated by the feminist
  272.  
  273. 44 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  274. I don't understand how you think you're going to be a lawyer if you cant bring up one true fact.
  275.  
  276. 44 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  277. 1.
  278. You have sat with the girls 9/10 lunches in last few months
  279. 2.
  280.  
  281. 43 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  282. false
  283.  
  284. 43 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  285. You act like you have autism when you are around Morgan
  286.  
  287. 43 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  288. I've sat with them 5 times in the past 2 months
  289. that's a judgement not a fact
  290.  
  291. 43 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  292. Fine
  293. you act "different" when you are around Morgan
  294. to impress her
  295. or make her feel non-retarded
  296.  
  297. 42 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  298. once again judgement
  299. not a fact
  300.  
  301. 42 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  302. The first part is fact
  303.  
  304. 42 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  305. no
  306.  
  307. 42 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  308. you do act different
  309.  
  310. 42 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  311. that's still a judgement
  312. I appear to act different to you
  313.  
  314. 42 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  315. When you seem you don't scream my name in a high pitch voice and play with the rabbits foot on my backpack
  316.  
  317. 41 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  318. I screamed her name in a high voice for like 2 weeks
  319. in December
  320.  
  321. 41 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  322. Still
  323. you were around her
  324.  
  325. 41 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  326. and she got rid of the rabbits foot 2 months ago
  327.  
  328. 41 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  329. acting different
  330. So
  331. my statement is true
  332.  
  333. 40 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  334. to you
  335. not to anyone else
  336. a fact is true to anyone
  337. ask anyone
  338. like fucking gina
  339.  
  340. 40 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  341. gian*
  342. LOL
  343. he wont say I act different
  344. its only true to you
  345.  
  346. 39 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  347. Gian touches himself to Fax machines
  348.  
  349. 39 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  350. Facts are trues supported by evidence
  351. all you have are true or untrue stories
  352. truths*
  353.  
  354. 37 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  355. No, I have truths and stories that you either don't remember or you have been around Morgan so much that you literally lost half of your brain cells.
  356. But
  357. Back to the original problem
  358. So you support what you did
  359. Sending her those chats
  360.  
  361. 37 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  362. You need evidence sam
  363.  
  364. 37 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  365. Answer my question
  366.  
  367. 37 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  368. She asked me a question
  369. and I answered
  370. her
  371.  
  372. 36 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  373. Do you support what you did
  374. Yes or No
  375. This is simple
  376.  
  377. 36 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  378. No I don't support what I did, but I believed she needed to know what I was laughing about
  379.  
  380. 35 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  381. So you do agree that it was a complete bitch move?
  382.  
  383. 35 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  384. No
  385.  
  386. 35 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  387. It was a Phil move
  388.  
  389. 34 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  390. Bros Before Hoes- The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
  391.  
  392. 33 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  393. Are you trying to prove me right?
  394. You are becoming whipped
  395. And
  396.  
  397. 33 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  398. Nothing about puushing her what you said
  399.  
  400. 33 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  401. I being bro
  402. Pathetic.
  403. Your justification for your Phil move
  404. Just pathetic
  405.  
  406. 32 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  407. Sam you're perceiving the unwritten rule the way you want to see it
  408.  
  409. 32 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  410. *Whip*
  411.  
  412. 31 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  413. it says in the definition, its about relationships
  414. a hoe you want to/or are in a relationship
  415. I want to do anything but be in a relationship with morgan
  416.  
  417. 30 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  418. A hoe can be described as anything
  419.  
  420. 30 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  421. "your hoe"
  422. Morgan is not my hoe
  423. I dont want to date her
  424.  
  425. 30 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  426. Hoes can be justified as a girl not just hoe
  427. http://imgur.com/867zv
  428.  
  429. 29 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  430. And that's also with the intentions to saboutage the bro
  431. I didnt want to saboutage you
  432. I was answering her quesiton
  433.  
  434. 29 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  435. This is an easy concept to understand. "Bros before hoes" just means that you don't stab any friend in the back over a woman. Why is that hard to understand. It's simply a way of saying you value friendships more than sex. As a practical consideration it means you would never sleep with a friend's girlfriend, spouse, or ex.
  436.  
  437. 28 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  438. Read the first part
  439. perfect
  440. It just isn't about sex or hoes
  441. You don't stab your friend in the back or puush your conversation to a girl
  442.  
  443. 28 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  444. That's not stabbing you in the back
  445.  
  446. 27 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  447. How?
  448.  
  449. 27 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  450. that's answering someones question
  451. I did say to morgan
  452.  
  453. 27 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  454. So
  455.  
  456. 27 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  457. "Hey look at what sam said"
  458.  
  459. 27 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  460. with your logic
  461.  
  462. 27 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  463. she asked what I was laughing about
  464.  
  465. 27 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  466. hold on
  467. with your logic
  468.  
  469. 27 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  470. and I answered her
  471.  
  472. 27 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  473. WAIT
  474. stop typing
  475. With your logic
  476. If lets say
  477.  
  478. 27 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  479. that's not stabbing your bak
  480.  
  481. 27 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  482. Um
  483. Who
  484.  
  485. 27 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  486. and you're not the greatest friend either bud
  487.  
  488. 27 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  489. Margaret
  490. if Margaret asked me if you had a large penis
  491. and I said no
  492. That works?
  493.  
  494. 26 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  495. Dude
  496. you told maya I wanted to look at the girls in short shorts on the soccer team
  497. that's why I wanted to manage
  498.  
  499. 26 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  500. I never said that
  501. And if I did
  502. I meant me
  503.  
  504. 26 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  505. She went up to me and told me
  506.  
  507. 26 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  508. WAit
  509. No she said that you said that to me
  510.  
  511. 25 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  512. No
  513. at the lacrosse game
  514. like a week ago
  515.  
  516. 25 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  517. Yeah
  518.  
  519. 25 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  520. she went up to me and said
  521.  
  522. 25 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  523. She said that you said you just wanted to see the girls
  524.  
  525. 25 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  526. "You're not managing, sam told me you just want to stare at our asses"
  527.  
  528. 24 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  529. She said the same thing to me only replacing sam with kevin
  530.  
  531. 24 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  532. Dont try to weezle your way out of this
  533.  
  534. 24 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  535. I swear on tits.
  536. Tits.
  537.  
  538. 24 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  539. Im sure she did
  540.  
  541. 24 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  542. Fine dont believe me
  543. but think about this
  544. would I really want to jeopardize both of us getting to look at as?
  545. It wouldnt make sense
  546. me being me
  547. think for a second
  548.  
  549. 23 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  550. You would want it for yourself
  551. and the fact every girl you hang around at school friendzones you
  552.  
  553. 23 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  554. How would I manage it by myself?
  555. Cause I just don't care
  556. havent you gotten that
  557. The girls at this school
  558. Nope
  559. There is no point of trying
  560. and the ones that are
  561. have a bf or have a thing
  562.  
  563. 22 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  564. Maybe its because of your attitude
  565. You realize even Marilee and Sara haney think youre ugly
  566.  
  567. 21 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  568. My attitude?
  569. Please do explain
  570. and oh marilee thinks im ugly
  571.  
  572. 21 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  573. Sam you ask them strange questions hoping they laugh
  574. and hope they like you
  575.  
  576. 21 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  577. She is so insecure that any guy could get with them
  578. and as for Sara Haney
  579. She is a good friend of mine and that is all she is a good friend
  580. She is a good person
  581. and again with my attitude
  582. My attitude is just again with most people I dont care
  583.  
  584. 19 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  585. Sam, all those girls that go up to you and go SAAAAAMM see you as that goofy kid that makes them laugh
  586. not that kid they want to get with
  587.  
  588. 19 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  589. I dont want to get with them
  590. If you dont see that
  591. You probably have downs
  592.  
  593. 18 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  594. And I see the "dont care" attitude as the "Let me try really hard to make them laugh to make them like me"
  595.  
  596. 18 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  597. No not really
  598. But I wont get into that
  599.  
  600. 18 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  601. Sam you made fun of diana almost all year
  602. then grinded with her for hours
  603.  
  604. 17 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  605. she looked really good
  606. and I can call myself on my own shit
  607. and saying that I was wrong
  608. she is really nice and chill
  609. So if you want to give me shit for that I am man enough to get it
  610. *take it
  611.  
  612. 16 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  613. Sam you just argued me, then admitted to being wrong
  614. you just defeated yourself
  615.  
  616. 16 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  617. You mean that I manned up and accepted that I was wrong.
  618. Yes I did
  619. I as wrong about Diana
  620. *was
  621.  
  622. 15 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  623. Its the same thing
  624.  
  625. 15 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  626. No its different situations
  627.  
  628. 15 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  629. go ahead word it differently
  630. its still the same thing
  631.  
  632. 15 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  633. No its not the same situations
  634.  
  635. 14 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  636. Sam you said that you dont want to get with any of these girls
  637. and then you got with diana
  638.  
  639. 14 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  640. Mezick, "getting" isnt grinding
  641. and you are my friend so I will just stop there
  642.  
  643. 14 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  644. sam the fine line is clothes
  645. and rubbed your pelvic area on her ass for hours
  646.  
  647. 13 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  648. No it was for 2 songs
  649. I grinded with Katie too
  650. And Olivia
  651. so with your logic
  652.  
  653. 13 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  654. AKA the girls your flirt with
  655.  
  656. 13 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  657. I must want them to mother my children
  658. Katie is my really good friend along with Olivia
  659.  
  660. 12 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  661. that you also ask strange questions to make them laugh
  662.  
  663. 12 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  664. No I talk to them
  665. Katie I talk with everyday
  666. Olivia I talk to a lot
  667. We just talk
  668.  
  669. 11 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  670. Sam I remember you asking Katie if someone touched her inappropriately
  671.  
  672. 11 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  673. Yes I still talk with her and she talks with me
  674. Funny how life works like that
  675.  
  676. 10 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  677. Morgan asked me a question
  678. and I answered
  679.  
  680. 10 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  681. that's how conversations work
  682. There's context in between
  683. just like you
  684. and dont act like you wouldnt get with Katie
  685.  
  686. 10 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  687. I would get with Megan Fox in 2007 doesn't mean its gonna happen
  688.  
  689. 9 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  690. I am smart enough to know that
  691. I know my limits
  692. Big difference
  693. I am a realist
  694.  
  695. 9 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  696. Sam you said you would never get with the girls you talk to at our school
  697. the realist thing has no point in it
  698. and if you would never get with those girls or even virtually like them
  699. why even talk to them
  700.  
  701. 8 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  702. But I also said that the girls I would have things with people
  703. And Katie does
  704. and so does Diana
  705. And Olivia
  706. just for examples
  707. and
  708. to have friends
  709.  
  710. 7 minutes agoKevin Mezick
  711. Sam with you, you can't JUST be friends with a girl.
  712. Don't fucking pull a morgan card on me.
  713. 7 minutes agoSam Hadelman
  714. Nope
  715. I wasnt gonna say that
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