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a guest Mar 30th, 2013 695 Never
  1. (4:19:52 PM) averagefruit: dude zach
  2. (4:19:54 PM) averagefruit: zach zach zach
  3. (4:19:58 PM) zachinthebox: yes
  4. (4:20:01 PM) zachinthebox: you called
  5. (4:20:03 PM) zachinthebox: lovely
  6. (4:20:07 PM) averagefruit: can you do me a favor bby
  7. (4:20:08 PM) disby: yeah i live in the west end
  8. (4:20:13 PM) cielux: hahahaha
  9. (4:20:14 PM) zachinthebox: is it "shut up"
  10. (4:20:17 PM) averagefruit: no it's not
  11. (4:20:22 PM) zachinthebox: is it "leave"
  12. (4:20:22 PM) averagefruit: can you pls do me a favor bby
  13. (4:20:24 PM) averagefruit: no it's not
  14. (4:20:32 PM) kewkiez: lol..
  15. (4:20:38 PM) averagefruit: can you do me a favor zach?
  16. (4:20:39 PM) zachinthebox: is it "get me some cocaine"
  17. (4:20:41 PM) jamanders: disby tech ain't half bad
  18. (4:20:43 PM) averagefruit: it is not
  19. (4:20:44 PM) jamanders: where else u lookin
  20. (4:20:51 PM) zachinthebox: cuz i can do that
  21. (4:20:52 PM) averagefruit: i need you to stop guessing what i need from you zach
  22. (4:20:55 PM) jamanders: hey zach can u get me some cocaine
  23. (4:20:58 PM) zachinthebox: oh okay
  24. (4:20:59 PM) averagefruit: because i can't ask you for a favor if you keep on doing that
  25. (4:21:05 PM) zachinthebox: ask me your favor
  26. (4:21:11 PM) averagefruit: okay it's gonna be kinda complicated
  27. (4:21:30 PM) averagefruit: so do you live near a gnc?
  28. (4:22:10 PM) averagefruit: or like a vitamin world. either one is cool
  29. (4:22:12 PM) zachinthebox: i can get to one easily
  30. (4:22:18 PM) averagefruit: okay sweet
  31. (4:22:29 PM) averagefruit: so i'm gonna need you to buy a bottle of chlorella
  32. (4:22:33 PM) averagefruit: do you know what chlorella does?
  33. (4:22:53 PM) zachinthebox: no
  34. (4:23:10 PM) averagefruit: already it generally cleanses out toxins from like your intestinal tracts
  35. (4:23:13 PM) averagefruit: *alright
  36. (4:23:47 PM) averagefruit: so i'm going to need you to take like 30 things of chlorella for me
  37. (4:23:50 PM) averagefruit: can you do that zach?
  38. (4:23:58 PM) zachinthebox: no
  39. (4:24:04 PM) averagefruit: zach trust me
  40. (4:24:05 PM) zachinthebox: im busy cooking
  41. (4:24:11 PM) averagefruit: take your time
  42. (4:24:15 PM) averagefruit: take them whenever you want
  43. (4:24:20 PM) averagefruit: i just need you to do that
  44. (4:24:20 PM) zachinthebox: okay
  45. (4:24:23 PM) zachinthebox: why
  46. (4:24:32 PM) averagefruit: hold on zach i'm not done yet okay?
  47. (4:24:34 PM) zachinthebox: inb4 witty quip
  48. (4:24:52 PM) zachinthebox: okay then continue
  49. (4:24:53 PM) zachinthebox: plz
  50. (4:24:57 PM) averagefruit: okay so generally when you first take chlorella you might experience bowel issues
  51. (4:25:06 PM) averagefruit: that's fine, it goes away quickly within subsequent doses
  52. (4:25:21 PM) averagefruit: so you're gonna take 30 things of chlorella
  53. (4:25:50 PM) averagefruit: and you're going to potty, right?
  54. (4:25:52 PM) jamanders: this sounds like a weird copypasta okc message
  55. (4:25:56 PM) averagefruit: but trust me it's gonna make you super fucking healthy
  56. (4:26:16 PM) averagefruit: a lot of supplements make you do this, including magnesium
  57. (4:26:25 PM) averagefruit: are you following me zach
  58. (4:26:40 PM) zachinthebox: huh wat
  59. (4:26:48 PM) zachinthebox: sure sure w/e
  60. (4:26:50 PM) averagefruit: so once that happens
  61. (4:26:56 PM) averagefruit: i want you to stick your head in the toilet bowl.
  62. (4:26:56 PM) zachinthebox: little busy but okay
  63. (4:26:58 PM) averagefruit: and just keep it there
  64. (4:27:01 PM) averagefruit: don't fight it
  65. (4:27:04 PM) averagefruit: just keep your head in it
  66. (4:27:10 PM) averagefruit: can you do that for me zach?
  67. (4:27:16 PM) zachinthebox: once more
  68. (4:27:17 PM) zachinthebox: no
  69. (4:27:19 PM) zachinthebox: also
  70. (4:27:20 PM) zachinthebox: "zachinthebox: inb4 witty quip"
  71. (4:27:26 PM) zachinthebox: try again dear
  72. (4:27:27 PM) nthngsng left the room (quit: Quit: nthngsng).
  73. (4:27:37 PM) averagefruit: it's not a witty quip zachy boy
  74. (4:27:53 PM) averagefruit: i'm telling you to eat your own shit, because there's no other way you would ever ever shut up
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