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  1.  
  2. Zion
  3. Baltz just deployed the punch designix.
  4. * Zion eyes it suspiciously
  5. @Wabit
  6. It continues to be eyed suspiciously
  7. Zion
  8. So.
  9. Apparently you're supposed to flip the cards around, enter the code on the back side and then insert the card?
  10. @Wabit
  11. Are you?
  12. Zion
  13. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002421
  14. at least according to the instructions.
  15. Zion
  16. Curious, you grab a hunting trophy of a bird from the trophy room and enter the code on the back of the card.
  17. Then, you insert it into the designix.
  18. Zion
  19. The Crow card is filled with square holes.
  20. It is also impossible to recover.
  21. Zion
  22. You also grab a can of food and punch that as well.
  23. Holes are different.
  24. Zion
  25. Hm.
  26. They kinda look like the thing you had earlier, when you entered.
  27. Zion
  28. You take it to the totem lathe, and grab some totems from the cruxtruder on the way.
  29. Zion
  30. With this, you create two new totems, a crowtotem and a can totem
  31. Zion
  32. You take them to the alchemiter, and grab a blank totem as well for the heck of it.
  33. You start by putting in the crow totem in the alchemiter.
  34. Cost Wabit?
  35. @Wabit
  36. To make a stuffed crow?
  37. Zion
  38. Yes.
  39. @Wabit
  40. Not much, 2 or 3
  41. Zion
  42. You make a STUFFED CROW for 2 grist.
  43. Well, that was kinda useless.
  44. You put the can totem in the alchemizer.
  45. ( wabit can I just make up small costs for normal items?)
  46. @Wabit
  47. go for it
  48. Zion
  49. It creates a CAN OF BEANS for five grist.
  50. Well, that solves the food problem.
  51. Speaking of food, you haven't had anything to eat in ages.
  52. You take a five minute break and cook up your newly generated can.
  53. After the break, you put in the blank totem, just to see what happens.
  54. @Wabit
  55. You make a PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECT
  56. -1 grist
  57. Zion
  58. .....
  59. "so I can make stuff with this thing."
  60. After pondering for a while, you captchalogue a sylladex card, and go through the whole process again.
  61. You create like 10 Cards or something.
  62. @Wabit
  63. You create a CAPTCHA CARD
  64. TEN OF THEM
  65. -10 grist
  66. Zion
  67. Fantastic.
  68. Zion
  69. You return to the alchemiter, and look at it again.
  70. There's room for several cards at once.
  71. Curios, you put in the ruined crow card and the ruined can card.
  72. Long process.
  73. Then you alchemize STUFFED CROW && CAN OF FOOD
  74. Wabit
  75. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  76. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  77. I'm not here to DM
  78. That is Wabit doing that
  79. Zion
  80. Yeah, but he's afk.
  81. @Wabit
  82. Fucking chill for two goddamn seconds
  83. Zion
  84. Hehehe
  85. @Wabit
  86. You make a CAN OF CROW. Its contents are bland and unpalatable
  87. -2 grist
  88. Zion
  89. Ew.
  90. Well.
  91. At least you can combine stuff.
  92. Zion
  93. You look down at Null, your other puppet.
  94. "you will be my test subject."
  95. You start by combining Null and the dead crow.
  96. @Wabit
  97. Combining how?
  98. Zion
  99. NULL && STUFFED CROW
  100. Zion has yet to discover the other option.
  101. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  102. <Null Crow, What crow? There is no crow there>
  103. <my suggestion>
  104. Zion
  105. <Null is a normal puppet, just smaller than Able>
  106. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  107. <But that name though>
  108. Zion
  109. <It Is Because He Is Empty>
  110. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  111. <Exactly>
  112. @Wabit
  113. (So would Null crow just be null with a crow inside?)
  114. (Haha that would be fucking funny)
  115. Zion
  116. (Or a crow themed Null)
  117. @Wabit
  118. )Or a puppet themed crow)
  119. (what are nulls stats)
  120. Zion
  121. 1d4 dex or strength
  122. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  123. Finesse
  124. @Wabit
  125. Null now has a beak! Woah this is an accomplishment!
  126. You created BEAKPUPPET
  127. It turns out that this actually LOWERS your damage
  128. It is completely useless.
  129. -8 grist
  130. Zion
  131. You stare at the smug fucker.
  132. Then you throw him away, like the trash he is.
  133. Zion
  134. You have a gander at your inventory, then you create alchemize ABLE || VOODOOIRE, using the new option you discovered.
  135. You also make sure to keep Able's totem, so you can recreate him.
  136. @Wabit
  137. After some shenanigans that occur with the lights becoming too bright, you finally recieve your prize
  138. It is a signed copy of the SAW BOOKS that is SUPER RARE
  139. Zion
  140. "..........."
  141. Zion
  142. "how is it rare, when I can simply create more of them?"
  143. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  144. <Alchemize them with your weapon, I wanna see what happens>
  145. Zion
  146. ABLE && VOODOOIRE
  147. @Wabit
  148. You are unable to make this!
  149. It costs too much grist.
  150. Zion
  151. How much grist?
  152. @Wabit
  153. There is no way you can tell
  154. Zion
  155. (I'm pretty sure you can)
  156. Zion
  157. Well, that didn't work.
  158. You decide to try ABLE && LUTE instead, making sure to label each of the totems first.
  159. @Wabit
  160. It seems that alchemizing Able with ANYTHING makes it to be too much
  161. You are quite convinced that you are missing some sort of different grist
  162. Zion
  163. Sigh.
  164. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  165. <Wabit players can indeed normally see grist costs>
  166. @Wabit
  167. (Whats your proof)
  168. Zion
  169. <AT we had this discussion already, unless you have concrete proof then no>
  170. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  171. < It costs 1,000,000,000 of a hitherto unknown type of grist >
  172. <Dave's brain>
  173. < http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Dave%27s_Brain >
  174. @Wabit
  175. Did dave know that with just an alchemeter?
  176. I think he had some stuff installed that told him
  177. I mean sure WE can see hussies ramblings but what about the players
  178. are you sure?
  179. Zion
  180. Its more fun if we can.
  181. Besides, I want a goal to work towards with my grist.
  182. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  183. < http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002968 >
  184. see tab at top of screen
  185. John had no add-PMs
  186. @Wabit
  187. You know that this is what the server sees right?
  188. There is still no proof at this page that tells me that John knew what the grist costs were
  189. Zion
  190. True.
  191. Let us continue.
  192. Realizing she's missing various types of grist, Zion decides to let the alchemizer rest for now.
  193. ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]
  194. < Let me just say this, I think it is better for the players to know the prices so they have a goal to work towards, like Zion said>
  195. @Wabit
  196. (Then you do this)
  197. Zion
  198. She goes outside, and starts to head towards the machine she visited earlier.
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