cat binds

alias cat_factsL0 "say There are cats who have survived falls from over 32 stories (320 meters) onto concrete.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL1"
alias cat_factsL1 "say A group of cats is called a clowder.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL2"
alias cat_factsL2 "say Cats have over 20 muscles that control their ears.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL3"
alias cat_factsL3 "say Cats sleep 70% of their lives.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL4"
alias cat_factsL4 "say A cat has been mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska, for 15 years. His name is Stubbs.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL5"
alias cat_factsL5 "say One cat ran for mayor of Mexico City in 2013.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL6"
alias cat_factsL6 "say In tigers and tabbies, the middle of the tongue is covered in backward-pointing spines, used for breaking off and gripping meat.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL7" // will cut off, 1 chars too long
alias cat_factsL7 "say When cats grimace, they are usually “taste-scenting.” They have an extra organ that, with some breathing control, allows the cats to taste-sense the air.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL8" // will cut off, 26 chars too long
alias cat_factsL8 "say Cats can’t taste sweetness.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL9"
alias cat_factsL9 "say Owning a cat can reduce the risk of stroke and heart attack by a third.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL10"
alias cat_factsL10 "say The world’s largest cat measured 48.5 inches long.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL11"
alias cat_factsL11 "say Evidence suggests domesticated cats have been around since 3600 B.C., 2,000 years before Egypt’s pharaohs.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL12"
alias cat_factsL12 "say A cat’s purr may be a form of self-healing, as it can be a sign of nervousness as well as contentment.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL13"
alias cat_factsL13 "say Similarly, the frequency of a domestic cat’s purr is the same at which muscles and bones repair themselves.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL14"
alias cat_factsL15 "say The world’s richest cat is worth $13 million after his human passed away and left her fortune to him.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL16"
alias cat_factsL16 "say Cats are often lactose intolerant.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL17"
alias cat_factsL17 "say The oldest cat video on YouTube dates back to 1894 (when it was made, not when it was uploaded).; alias cat_facts cat_factsL18"
alias cat_factsL18 "say In the 1960s, the CIA tried to turn a cat into a bonafide spy by implanting a microphone into her ear and a radio transmitter at the base of her skull. She somehow survived the surgery but got hit by a taxi on her first mission.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL19" // will cut off, 101 chars too long
alias cat_factsL19 "say The technical term for “hairball” is “bezoar.”; alias cat_facts cat_factsL20"
alias cat_factsL20 "say Female cats are typically right-pawed while male cats are typically left-pawed.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL21"
alias cat_factsL21 "say Cats make more than 100 different sounds whereas dogs make around 10.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL22"
alias cat_factsL22 "say A cat’s brain is 90% similar to a human’s — more similar than to a dog’s.; alias cat_facts cat_factsL0"
alias cat_facts cat_factsL0
bind p cat_facts



echo "cat binds initialized"