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Apr 29th, 2016
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  1. [21:34:28] <Raven> yeah so these two dudes were cheating
  2. [21:34:29] <Raven> and like
  3. [21:34:35] <Raven> oh my god
  4. [21:34:36] <Raven> it was so bad
  5. [21:34:40] <Raven> basically how i noticed was like
  6. [21:34:44] <Raven> they had put some weird shit physics down
  7. [21:34:46] <Raven> that was like really weird
  8. [21:34:52] <Raven> like typically when you use a "convenient" phase shift
  9. [21:34:57] <Raven> you use like pi/2 or 0 or pi
  10. [21:35:05] <Raven> these people used arccos(12/10)
  11. [21:35:07] <Raven> which is like
  12. [21:35:08] <Raven> wtf is that
  13. [21:35:10] <Luigi> what
  14. [21:35:10] <Raven> so i'm like ok
  15. [21:35:14] <Raven> but i noticed that on one dude's paper
  16. [21:35:16] <Raven> then the NEXT DUDE
  17. [21:35:19] <Raven> the VERY NEXT DUDE i graded
  18. [21:35:21] <Raven> used the same phase shift
  19. [21:35:22] <Raven> so i'm like
  20. [21:35:23] <Raven> what the fuck
  21. [21:35:27] <Raven> so i checked through their exams
  22. [21:35:32] <Raven> and they had
  23. [21:35:33] <Raven> word for word
  24. [21:35:34] <Lady> wow
  25. [21:35:36] <Raven> copied fucking everything
  26. [21:35:39] <Raven> like literally word for word
  27. [21:35:44] <Luigi> loooool
  28. [21:35:46] <Lady> bakas
  29. [21:35:49] <Raven> and one of the postdocs there was subbing in for the prof
  30. [21:35:53] <Raven> and i showed it to him
  31. [21:35:55] <Raven> cause he got bored as fuck
  32. [21:36:06] <Raven> and he did a lot of investigating
  33. [21:36:10] <Raven> and he said that one person was the copier
  34. [21:36:11] <Luigi> how much is a lot
  35. [21:36:11] <Raven> because
  36. [21:36:18] <Raven> as in he spent like a half hour doing it
  37. [21:36:22] <Raven> cause he had nothing else to fucking do
  38. [21:36:23] <Luigi> nice
  39. [21:36:24] <Raven> like i felt so bad for him
  40. [21:36:26] <Raven> and like
  41. [21:36:31] <Raven> one dude wrote "starts" on his paper
  42. [21:36:37] <Raven> and one dude wrote "status" then crossed it off and wrote "starts"
  43. [21:36:43] <Raven> and then that was determined to be the copier
  44. [21:36:45] <Raven> then he did more digging
  45. [21:36:51] <Raven> and it turns out that one dude wrote down a g
  46. [21:36:54] <Raven> and another dude wrote down an 8
  47. [21:36:56] <Raven> thinking that g was 8
  48. [21:37:07] <Raven> therefore one guy got it wrong the other got it right
  49. [21:37:12] <Raven> and the status guy wrote an extra sentence somewhere
  50. [21:37:24] <Raven> so there's a strong argument that the status guy is the copy-ied
  51. [21:37:29] <Raven> and the starts got is the copier
  52. [21:37:33] <Raven> starts guy*
  53. [21:37:39] <Raven> idk this dude was really fucking bored
  54. [21:37:53] <Raven> end story
  55. [21:37:55] <Raven> fucking hilarious
  56. [21:39:41] <Raven> i'm laughing like shit right now
  57. [21:39:43] <Raven> because of that
  58. [21:40:00] <Luigi> so what's their punishment
  59. [21:40:03] <Luigi> also how did they even do that
  60. [21:40:04] <Raven> idk
  61. [21:40:07] <Raven> probably a zero
  62. [21:40:08] <Raven> i dont know
  63. [21:40:16] <Raven> the weird shit is that we gave one exam in yellow and one in white
  64. [21:40:19] <Raven> and we forced them to sit alternating
  65. [21:40:31] <Raven> and they both had yellow exams
  66. [21:40:33] <Raven> so i dont know what happened
  67. [21:40:37] <Raven> but it's still hilarious how blatant it is
  68. [21:40:40] <Raven> they turned it in one after the other
  69. [21:40:42] <Raven> and the funniest shit is
  70. [21:40:50] <Raven> the LAST question was the one with the extra sentence on the "status" guy
  71. [21:41:00] <Raven> meaning htat the starts guy was unable to copy that last sentence before he turned it in
  72. [21:42:18] <Raven> also Luigi they got like a 50
  73. [21:42:25] <Lady> lmao
  74. [21:42:33] <Raven> idk our prof still has to grade his problem on theirs
  75. [21:42:39] <Raven> so far they got a 50
  76. [21:42:44] <Raven> prof could bump it up to 70
  77. [21:42:46] <Raven> then bump down to 0
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