- (Verse 1)
- Trying to fit the criteria
- Of being the savior
- That the Jews want
- Of course I'm crossed that I was left hanging
- I'd high five my god but I got my hand in
- A bit of a jam...
- Let me tell you...
- (Chorus)
- Had to push through all those rocky paths
- Blocking the way out the cave after taking a dirt nap
- You pass out for 3 days and they try to forget you
- Seriously, fuck those Jews...
- Didn't come back alive by some coincidence
- Pretty sure my dad had to play a hand in
- My great arrival to speak the holy truth...
- Seriously, fuck those Jews...
- (Verse 2)
- Well of course Judas was no priest I'll admit
- But I'm willing to turn the other cheek so he can slap it
- Can't get pissed at the nature of humanity
- Cause if I sank to those levels I'd succumb to insanity
- Coughing up rat shit that fell in my lungs
- Might as well have been Muslim...
- Since the only thing that came out my mouth was dung...
- It's never enough to please the crowd
- Especially when they're bending over, looking down
- Trying to find some loose change instead of a new paradigm
- I guess I'll see you assholes in 72 hours' time
- (Chorus)
- Had to push through all those rocky paths
- Blocking the way out the cave after taking a dirt nap
- You pass out for 3 days and they try to forget you
- Seriously, fuck those Jews...
- Didn't come back alive by some coincidence
- Pretty sure my dad had to play a hand in
- My great arrival to speak the holy truth...
- Seriously, fuck those Jews...
- (Bridge, singing softly and slowly now)
- Running from pissed Hebrews should have been easy
- I guess my dad was doing something and busy
- Let's talk about my favorite club, it's called Le Cross
- Because every time we go we get hammered by the Golgothan sauce
- I was still hung over when I woke up...
- (Chorus)
- Had to push through all those rocky paths
- Blocking the way out the cave after taking a dirt nap
- You pass out for 3 days and they try to forget you
- Seriously, fuck those Jews...
- Didn't come back alive by some coincidence
- Pretty sure my dad had to play a hand in
- My great arrival to speak the holy truth...
- Seriously, fuck those Jews...
- Oi vey.