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Prexor - Badly written and poorly fleshed out.

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  1. [23:16] <xXx_Billy_xXx> ==GET NOSCOPED AND START!==
  2. [23:16] <Prexor_Zozavo> oh, i thought we wer eusing motherbase
  3. [23:17] <Prexor_Zozavo> mb
  4. [23:17] <Roland> Prexor: What will you do now? ((Shiiiiit)
  5. [23:17] <Prexor_Zozavo> I will do as I normally do, and guard the sea from the land dwellers. SHARKDAD guards the palace below the seas, so it is MY job to guard the beach.
  6. [23:20] <Roland> >What is sharkdad like?
  7. [23:21] == Jaczac [~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:5523:8ce5:8837:9b29] has joined #rpgstuck_orwell
  8. [23:21] <Prexor_Zozavo> HE is as a lusus would be expected to be. Loyal. Strong. Ruthless. HE slaughters any other lusus who happen to stumble upon MY palace, and happily gathers THEIR blood for HIM to feast upon.
  9. [23:22] <Roland> >Your words are loud.
  10. [23:23] <Roland> >Would you go talk to him?
  11. [23:23] <Prexor_Zozavo> That is the point. If I am not loud, THEY will not listen to ME.
  12. [23:23] <Prexor_Zozavo> I refuse to speak with MY lusus simply because YOU command it.
  13. [23:23] <Prexor_Zozavo> I refuse to follow YOUR commands.
  14. [23:24] <Roland> >Roll intimidation
  15. [23:24] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+1
  16. [23:24] <Tyche[Dice]> Prexor_Zozavo rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
  17. [23:24] <Roland> >Ah-HA! See! You did what I told you to.
  18. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> I do not see what YOU mean.
  19. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> I have not rolled any dice.
  20. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> I have stood here in my sandcastle.
  21. [23:25] <Roland> >It's hard to explain.
  22. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> Perhaps if there were another entity controlling ME, then THEY might have done it.
  23. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> But I have not.
  24. [23:25] <Prexor_Zozavo> And, of course, the sheer thought someone controlling ME is unheard of. Nobody controls ME.
  25. [23:25] <Roland> Suddenly, an uproarious din emanates from sharkdad's palace.
  26. [23:26] <Prexor_Zozavo> (On my own will, I go to investigate.)
  27. [23:26] <Roland> >Son, you have NO idea...
  28. [23:26] <Prexor_Zozavo> ((I just realized how screwed over I am for not using quotation marks, so I'm gonna start doing that from now on.))
  29. [23:27] <Prexor_Zozavo> I descend my sand staircase until I reach the bottom floor, then dive into the water below, searching for Sharkdad.
  30. [23:27] <Prexor_Zozavo> "SHARKDAD, come to ME."
  31. [23:28] <Roland> Aside from the obvious difficulties of navigating a staircase made of a sand, you find sharkdad in relatively short order. A lusus has wandered into HIS domain, and he is currently making mincemeat of it.
  32. [23:28] <Prexor_Zozavo> I smile.
  33. [23:28] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Good work, SHARKDAD."
  34. [23:29] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU shall share the blood with ME."
  35. [23:29] <Roland> >Thirsty, big guy?
  36. [23:29] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Quiet, YOU."
  37. [23:30] <Roland> >Heh, why would you speak aloud to voices that don't exist?
  38. [23:30] <Roland> >Have you lost your mind? How sad.
  39. [23:30] <Prexor_Zozavo> "If THEY did not exist, I would not speak to THEM."
  40. [23:30] <Prexor_Zozavo> "If I speak to THEM, then THEY exist."
  41. [23:30] <Prexor_Zozavo> "As is MY rule."
  42. [23:30] <Prexor_Zozavo> "ALL who oppose MY rule, may meet MY maul."
  43. [23:30] <Roland> >Oh, how magnanimous of ye, my Lord who grants me the privilege of existence.
  44. [23:31] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I brought YOU to life, do not make ME regret that."
  45. [23:32] <Roland> >Pffschahahahaha. Sure, big guy. Whatever you say.
  46. [23:32] <Prexor_Zozavo> (brb like 5 mins)
  47. [23:32] <Roland> Sharkdad makes shark sounds at you.
  48. [23:37] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Yes, what I say, that is how MY rule works. What the TYRANT OF THE SEA says, goes."
  49. [23:38] <Prexor_Zozavo> "SHARKDAD, are YOU finished yet?"
  50. [23:38] <Roland> He continues making shark sounds at you. You believe he wishes to challenge you for the remaining blood in GLORIOUS UNARMED COMBAT.
  51. [23:39] <Prexor_Zozavo> "SHARKDAD, do not be ridiculous. I am the TYRANT OF THE SEA, the blood belongs to ME."
  52. [23:39] <Prexor_Zozavo> "If YOU do not make trouble for it, perhaps I will share it with YOU at a later date."
  53. [23:39] <Roland> Sharkdad facefins
  54. [23:41] <Roland> Or... snoutfins. Look, it doesn't matter. He explains to you in further shark noises that it's a test, as you are coming of age and will soon face great challenges
  55. [23:41] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I came of age when I became the TYRANT OF THE SEA."
  56. [23:42] <Prexor_Zozavo> "If YOU would like to challenge that, I encourage YOU to try."
  57. [23:42] <Roland> >You... might actually be a moron
  58. [23:42] <Prexor_Zozavo> "How dare YOU insult ME like that."
  59. [23:42] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I will end YOU."
  60. [23:43] <Roland> Shark dad does the shark equivalent of cocking his head in confusion.
  61. [23:43] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I will assume that is YOUR way of acknowledging my superiority, and I will help MYSELF to the blood now."
  62. [23:44] <Roland> Roll athletics
  63. [23:44] <Roland> Because sharkdad is giving you a shark hug
  64. [23:44] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+3
  65. [23:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Prexor_Zozavo rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  66. [23:44] <Roland> !roll 1d20+2 shark hug
  67. [23:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d20+2 shark hug --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  68. [23:44] <Roland> You push him off. Overbearing bastard.
  69. [23:45] <Roland> >Your shark lusus is poorly written and unpredictable. I feel like I'm at fault for that, somehow.
  70. [23:45] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU effect nothing, do not flatter YOURSELF."
  71. [23:46] <Roland> >It's affect. A for effort, though.
  72. [23:46] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Effort means nothing if YOU fail."
  73. [23:47] <Roland> >And you failed.
  74. [23:47] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I succeeded."
  75. [23:47] <Roland> Your sharkdad awaits your retort to his patented shark hug.
  76. [23:48] <Prexor_Zozavo> I walk past him to the corpse of the lusus he was mutilating, and begin collecting the blood in one of my flasks.
  77. [23:48] <Roland> >You drink blood? Sheesh. Reminds me of someone I met a long damn time ago.
  78. [23:48] <Roland> >I ain't judgin', though.
  79. [23:49] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Of course YOU do not judge."
  80. [23:49] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I have not told YOU to."
  81. [23:49] <Roland> >Guessing you're gonna leave sharkdad hanging?
  82. [23:49] <Prexor_Zozavo> "What do YOU mean by that?"
  83. [23:49] <Prexor_Zozavo> "HE tried to test my strength, and I demonstrated it."
  84. [23:50] <Roland> Suddenly, from the distance, you hear a muffled cry from a troll in a diving suit.
  85. [23:50] <Prexor_Zozavo> An intruder.
  86. [23:51] <Roland> "AHHHHHH! I AM AS POORLY WRITTEN AS MY LONG-LOST FRIEND, WHO WAS ALSO STRICKEN DOWN BY A VIOLETBLOOD. I NOW HATE ALL VIOLETS AS A CONSEQUENCE AND HAVE COME TO EXACT MY VENGEANCE."
  87. [23:51] <Prexor_Zozavo> I retrieve my chain and mount Sharkdad.
  88. [23:51] <Roland> He's a character.
  89. [23:51] <Prexor_Zozavo> "SHARKDAD, kill."
  90. [23:51] <Roland> That's, uh, all that can be said for him, really.
  91. [23:52] <Roland> SHARKDAD obeys YOU and charges for this INTRUDER.
  92. [23:52] <Roland> Roll to hit with your cool maul.
  93. [23:52] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+2
  94. [23:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Prexor_Zozavo rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  95. [23:52] <Roland> You miss.
  96. [23:52] <Roland> >Laughable! What was it you said? Effort means nothin' if you fail?
  97. [23:52] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Also, I assume if I'm holding on Sharkdad's leash, I would only be using one of my cutlasses)
  98. [23:53] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU stay quiet."
  99. [23:53] <Roland> ((Sure. Your dex and str mods are the same, anyway))
  100. [23:53] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Yeah)
  101. [23:53] <Roland> >Oh, of course, PREXOR. I will be certain to follow YOUR commands.
  102. [23:54] <Roland> >Not.
  103. [23:54] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU will."
  104. [23:54] <Roland> !roll 1d20-1 to exact vengeance
  105. [23:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d20-1 to exact vengeance --> [ 1d20=18 ]{17}
  106. [23:54] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I command it."
  107. [23:54] <Roland> The, uh, character exacts vengeance with a fancy santa
  108. [23:54] <Roland> !roll 1d1
  109. [23:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d1 --> [ 1d1=1 ]{1}
  110. [23:54] <Roland> You take one damage.
  111. [23:54] <Prexor_Zozavo> I am confused, and slightly impressed.
  112. [23:55] <Roland> >BWAHAHAHA. Did HE just bop YOU with a statue?
  113. [23:55] <Roland> >Man, I just wish I had some popcorn.
  114. [23:56] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU. Quiet."
  115. [23:56] <Roland> "YOU ARE FORTUNATE THAT I AM EVEN LESS FLESHED OUT THAN MY FRIEND WHO WAS LITERALLY FLESHED OUT IN THE FORM OF BEING NAKED AT ALL TIMES."
  116. [23:56] <Prexor_Zozavo> I release Sharkdad's leash, and replace it with my Bloodtooth Maul.
  117. [23:56] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU will also be silent.
  118. [23:56] <Prexor_Zozavo> "
  119. [23:56] <Prexor_Zozavo> (My turn?)
  120. [23:56] <Roland> ((Yup.))
  121. [23:56] <Roland> Roll to hit the "character"
  122. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+2 to be the maul cop.
  123. [23:57] <Tyche[Dice]> Prexor_Zozavo rolled : 1d20+2 to be the maul cop. --> [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
  124. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> It dons on me that I should not stop rolling 4s.
  125. [23:57] <Roland> You fail to be the maul cop.
  126. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> "SHARKDAD. Kill."
  127. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> End turn.
  128. [23:57] <Roland> >Hard to swing that bitch underwater, isn't it?
  129. [23:57] <Roland> Sharkdad attempts to give him another one of his patented hugs.
  130. [23:57] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Oh, that's right)
  131. [23:57] <Roland> ...with his teeth.
  132. [23:58] <Prexor_Zozavo> (If this guy isn't amphibious, i have advantage against him)
  133. [23:58] <Roland> !roll 1d20+2
  134. [23:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  135. [23:58] <Roland> There's a lelbron meme that adequately describes you and sharkdad.
  136. [23:58] <Prexor_Zozavo> (unless his wetsuit gives him the amphibious effect, which I guess is somewhere reasonable)
  137. [23:58] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Somewhat*)
  138. [23:59] <Roland> ((It's like, a 1920s diving suit. I've given him the -1 mod for it, cause it's a big clunky suit))
  139. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> (So, does that mean i have advantage against him?)
  140. [23:59] <Roland> Your turn. Sharkdad cries a little and loses one HP
  141. [23:59] <Roland> ((If it makes it easier on you, sure))
  142. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> (Well, i need to stop rolling 4s, so I'll take it)
  143. [23:59] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 2#1d20+2 to not roll two 4s.
  144. [23:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Prexor_Zozavo rolled : 2#1d20+2 to not roll two 4s. --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}, [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
  145. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> (We take those.)
  146. [00:00] <Roland> That's better.
  147. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 4d6+2 to be the maul cop.
  148. [00:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Prexor_Zozavo rolled : 4d6+2 to be the maul cop. --> [ 4d6=20 ]{22}
  149. [00:00] <Roland> In your reality, you're the maul cop. It's you.
  150. [00:00] <Roland> Your maul crushes the side of his antiquated diving helmet and shatters the glass. The pressure from the depth of the ocean crushes him like a tin can, science be damned.
  151. [00:00] <Prexor_Zozavo> I bask in my maul copness
  152. [00:01] <Roland> You are Maul Blart
  153. [00:01] <Prexor_Zozavo> "Normally, I avoid killing trolls like YOU."
  154. [00:01] <Prexor_Zozavo> "But when you deserve to die, there's not much I can do."
  155. [00:02] <Prexor_Zozavo> "And being so badly fleshed out is definitely grounds for YOU to be killed."
  156. [00:02] <Roland> >You messed up your quirk.
  157. [00:02] <Roland> He was rather poorly fleshed out.
  158. [00:02] <Roland> It can safely be said that the ocean fleshed him IN, however.
  159. [00:02] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU saw nothing."
  160. [00:03] <Roland> INto a lump of flesh the size of a soup can.
  161. [00:03] <Roland> !roll 1d0+420 dankness of your maul copness
  162. [00:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 1d0+420 dankness of your maul copness --> error: dice operands must be >= 1
  163. [00:03] <Roland> ((Ach))
  164. [00:03] <Roland> !roll 420 dankness
  165. [00:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Roland rolled : 420 dankness --> {420}
  166. [00:04] <Prexor_Zozavo> I can feel the dankness coursing through my veins. I ascend as Maul Blart, Maul Cop.
  167. [00:04] <Prexor_Zozavo> I then, naturally, attempt to loot the body of belongings, and blood.
  168. [00:04] <Roland> There is plenty of blood. Sharkdad is shark salivating over it.
  169. [00:04] <Roland> The only things of note are his damaged diving suit and a fancy santa
  170. [00:05] <Roland> He was otherwise completely naked beneath the diving suit.
  171. [00:05] <Roland> Maybe he wasn't so badly fleshed out, after all.
  172. [00:06] <Prexor_Zozavo> I grab his specibus and weapon, he clearly won't be needing them.
  173. [00:06] <Roland> Welp. You have fncysntakind.
  174. [00:06] <Prexor_Zozavo> I then gather as much blood as possible into my flasks, storing them for later.
  175. [00:06] <Roland> I hope you're proud of yourself.
  176. [00:06] <Prexor_Zozavo> I am very proud.
  177. [00:06] <Prexor_Zozavo> I regret nothing.
  178. [00:06] <Roland> Roll charisma to be proud.
  179. [00:07] <Prexor_Zozavo> !Roll 1d20+1
  180. [00:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Prexor_Zozavo rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
  181. [00:07] <Roland> Multiplied by 100, that is appropriately 500 proudness points
  182. [00:08] <Roland> You are, for three seconds, more attractive than Ratosk. Sugoi~!
  183. [00:08] <Roland> >Well, kid, I'm headed off to nap. I'm in bad shape as it stands.
  184. [00:09] <Roland> >When I get back, likelihood suggests you'll be in your own personal hell.
  185. [00:09] <Roland> >And I'm okay with that. I'm always down for a good laugh.
  186. [00:10] <Prexor_Zozavo> "YOU will not laugh unless I allow it."
  187. [00:10] <Roland> >Bitch you won't even KNOW I'm laughin'.
  188. [00:10] <Roland> >Well,
  189. [00:10] <Roland> >You will, because I won't be afraid to let you know that you should be embarrassed.
  190. [00:10] <Roland> >Anyway, I'm off, kid. Have fun. Or don't. Don't matter none to me.
  191. [00:11] <Prexor_Zozavo> "I do not feel embarrassment."
  192. [00:11] <Roland> Is there anything else you'd like to do? Or would you prefer to end here and RP?
  193. [00:12] <Prexor_Zozavo> (If that's all you really wanted for day 0, I'm fine leaving off here)
  194. [00:13] <Roland> RP will be more handy. Plus, play by post is fine. I'll see about adapting my style a bit here.
  195. [00:13] <xXx_Billy_xXx> ==THAT'S RIGHT GET NOSCOPED (END)==
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