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  1. Welcome to the Elite-Peeps Vent Community. For the insane people from IRC and company.
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  3. PS: You can't milk those tits.
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  5. A few rules to keep in mind:
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  7. Rule #00: You can kick Dave if Dave kicks you
  8. Rule #01: You must talk dammit. So get a mic. (Absolute Rule!)
  9. Rule #02: If you can't take a joke (in general), get the hell out.
  10. Rule #03: No mic boost when you come in. So remove it. Or else. Rawr. D=<
  11. Rule #04: Avoid bringing up any sort of drama.
  12. Rule #05: Don't cast spells in ventrilo >.> Unless it's a blessing ^_^
  13. Rule #06: You must be a man, therefore you must do the right thing.
  14. BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!! (Directed to Clear by Sorachu)
  15. Rule #07: "Fuck my life" is a bannable phrase...Your life isn't that bad.
  16. Rule #08: When you're talking to a brownie and you need to wipe with downy (Johnny
  17. - mebeam)
  18. Rule #09: Catie is never, EVER allowed to tell terrible puns. They cause cancer.
  19. Rule #10. Kick Rodney.
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  21. With that being said. Here are the new and improved website of the Elite-Peeps:
  22. (Main) http://www.elite-peeps.net/
  23. (Oekaki) http://oekaki.elite-peeps.net/
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  25. Quotes: "Well, It's legal here so....." - Enigma's thoughts on same-sex marriage.
  26. "No body uses CDs now." "Your mom likes my CDs. Owned." - Capone's comeback
  27. to Ouro's comment.
  28. "I'm grinding an old woman." Says MiniRamen...Eww much...
  29. "I'm old enough to be your mom's daughter" - Capone
  30. "You're mother is the Cloverfield monster!" - Capone
  31. "In a few hours I'm going to go hyper." "Why!? Why don't you just drink water?"
  32. - Says Clear to Osaka
  33. "Do you want me to make you miserable?" "I'm already miserable." "Why,
  34. because I wasn't your valentine?" - Sorachu to Clear (Owned - Hontai)
  35. "I'll give you head!" - Clear
  36. "I WANT TO BE A TRACTOR WHEN I GROW UP!" Says Kaechan
  37. "Insert Terrible Pun Here" - Kaechan
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  39. November 18, 2008 - 2:30AM EST
  40. Harrison (a.k.a. Clear) got raped by his room mate three times in one night.
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  42. Gaming Server: Minecraft Hexxit
  43. IP Address: elitepeeps.dyndns.org
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