No.57313101 MOOFings Intensify >tfw slumming it with angry, redhead Scottish girl that I picked up drunk on my way home to my apartment >ANGRY SEX >ANGRY ANGRY ANGRY SEX >she slaps me around >I call her A >tfw I CAME >tfw seeing her out the door the next morning >tfw open the door and Anna is standing there, mid-knock >tfw sister sees me post sex with freaky ginger girl and the smell of cunt is fucking STEAMING out of my room >tfw the dyke smiles "Ye that A garl? Oi, anonette, fancy a threesome? I'm still feelin' randeh." >dying >dying >dying >dying No.57313522 >Confused about sexuality whole life >Go to college >Cute redhead girl in one of my classes >She's always joking with people, surrounded by friends, 2cool4me >One day she sits by me >Notices I'm reading Ivanhoe >Is super knowledgeable about it but also just bitching about the English >Start talking about romantic era books >Holy shit there's a connection here >Class starts but we pass notes the whole time >When class ends she asks for my number >Somehow I manage to give it to her How is something good happening to me, now I just know I'll screw something up soon. OhgodwhatifIgaveherthewrongnumber No.57313593 >be friends with 16 yr old redhead >not the hot kind of rehead: dirty ginger >keep her as a friend even though she's sort of gross/embarrasing because she is the only friend i've made in years >we play video games every week >she likes /b/ and 9gag >tfw 21 and hanging out with a 16 year old >one night she asks me if i want to watch bound >what the fuck we've never watched a movie together before >she pulls out a fucking blatantly lesbian film >the packaging is all crusty and filmy looking like its been watched a billion times >can't even get my mind together before she pops it in the ps3 >what the fuck >can't say no, sit as far away as possible which isn't very possible due to my twin bed >movie starts. it's terrible and a fucking camrip with low audio quality >why.jpeg >feel her hand on my thigh out of fucking nowhere >"ah know ye have a thing fur redheads" >ask her what shes talking about >'i saw tha pics on yar computer. you dint have tae say anything, yah dirrrty lesbian" >she means my huge redhead lesbian folder of girls who look like my sister >fuckinghelp.jpeg >excuse myself to the bathroom >realise it just looks like i went to freshen up >realise i might have to fuck this soulless ginger girl tonight while she screams EET MAH MOOF over and over >realise its what i deserve for having these deranged thoughts about my sister No.57314197 OH GOD I FUCKED UP BIG TIME ROBOTS >be me >walking home from class >here cat calls from behind me >must be one of those sluts wearing skinny jeans >two Chad McThundercocks come up to me >ohshit.png >they invite me to this party >y-you too.... >get home >tell sister A about it >she gets excited >'Oh, Anonette you should go! It'll be a great way to meet new people.' >love her when she gets like this >reluctantly go >this party sucks >it's too warm >the musics too loud.... >do nothing but drink all night >getting ready to head home when someone says >'OI CUTIE WER YE GOIN?' >turn around and see this red head qt3.14 >pretty sure it's the alcohol but she looks just like my sister A >she starts talking to me >i nod my head in response because the alcohol is starting to get to me >she looks more and more like A >she starts stroking my hair >fuckingshit.tif >she takes me to a room >starts kissing me >kiss gets passionate >i moan 'Oh A~!' silently >she goes down on me >starts licking me....there >moan A's name even louder until I cum >realize what i just did and who i was thinking about >imsofuckedup.avi >lay in the afterglow reflecting on what just happened >before i know it she grabs my head down to her crotch saying 'ALRIGHTY LASS I'S TIME FOR YOU TO EET MAH MOOF' >next thing i know im tonguing red hairy 'moof' >she keeps repeating 'EET MAH MOOFEET MAH MOOFEET MAH MOOF' >cant breath >on the brink of tears >she's finally finished >'OH LASS, YOU KNOW HOW TO MOUISTIN A HAGGIS ' >get dressed >run home as fast as i can >sister A is at the door to greet me >'Anonette! How was your party?' >f-fine....just leave me alone >get to my room >trying to hold back the tears >pick a long red hair out from my teeth >start crying harder than ive ever cried before NOT ONLY DID AM I IN LOVE WITH MY SISTER BUT IVE WASTED MY FIRST ON SOME CURLY HAIRED HAGGIS SMELLING DYKE!!! No.57314255 /r9kelsa and merida continued >been in the bathroom for about ten minutes >decide to come out and tell her i'm not interested as firmly as possible because she's had trouble taking a hint before blaming it on her assburgers >open door >she's completely naked >cannot even think >"me wee minx acting all coy" >what the fuck does that even mean?! >look at her body, realise it is actually kind of hot >tight in all the right places and aside from the overwhelming excess of freckles and the face, i'm starting to get wet >maybe i can have sex with her? >decide i can close my eyes and let her eat me out, thinking its A. might be able to get through this night alive. >tell her i'll do it >no such luck >shoves me down into her pubes >fucking MILLIONS of them oh god >red as the earth >'meh bint buscuit is getting randy elsa" >Mind is blank in a sea of terror >she pushes my face down into the abyss and rubs it around >i'm eating pussy and having sex for the first time and its with an insane ginger girl >not my sister >what i fucking deserve for this silent hell that i live on earth >feel something in teeth >slowly wrap my self in a coccoon of horror >pull mouth away >a pube cluster >run into the bathroom again and don't come out >she swears at me for 15 minutes straight before leaving >lost my only friend that day and still have fucking nightmares about it every day No.57314438 >>57313522 >Days pass >Haven't heard from redhead (M) at all >Depression sets in from me missing my one chance for a friend >Class has been cancelled the past few times so I can't even see her there >Just lie in bed all the time >Sister tries to cheer me up and take me out shopping >She's on her phone a lot more than usual and laughing at it A LOT >After a few hours of this I get the courage to ask what's up, assuming it's just some asshole she's texting >She says some random girl texted her and now they're talking a lot >Slowly realize what happened >See me and my sister have almost the same phone number >Ask about who she's texting >It's M >Oh god oh god confrontation oh god what do I do >Oh...um..sis, that's um a friend I met in class and meant to give MY number too >Sister gets super red and sorry and apologizes profusely and says she immediately texts Merida my number and then puts Merida's number in my phone and makes me text her >Sister explains her name never came up because she assumed it was someone she gave her # to and forgot >Great now I'm freaking out from first text anxiety >Phone beeps "Oy ya icy bitch, why'd ye go do a cunt thing like give me a fake number :P" >Oh no she hates me >Sister calms me down and says it's a joke, text her back, make a joke, and offer to take her to lunch or something as a sorry for the fuckup. >Now we're going to get lunch and book shopping tomorrow thanks to my sister's help texting >tfw you have such a great beautiful helpful amazing sister, what would I do without her.