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GC: 1 STR1D3 OV3R 4ND L1CK YOUR F4C3
GC: YOU T4ST3 4WFUL 4S USU4L >:]
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
CG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
GC: YOU SM3LL BL4ND 4ND BOR1NG
GC: 1 JUMP ON YOUR SHOULD3RS TO L1CK YOUR HORNS
GC: TH3Y T4ST3 4 L1TTL3 B3TT3R 4T L43ST
GC: SORT OF L1K3 4 SUG4RY SW33T TH4TS B33N L3FT OUT TOO LONG
CG: NO.
CG: FUCK NO.
CG: I'M NOT DOING THIS.
CG: FUCK OFF AND GOODBYE.

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-- gallowsCalibrator began trolling carcinoGeneticist --

GC: YOU R34LLY H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW TH1S N3W CH4T CL13NT WORKS DO YOU? H3H3H3H3
CG: UGH.
GC: SO 4NYW4Y 1M R1D1NG 4ROUND ON YOUR SHOULD3RS 4ND SM3LLING YOUR HORNS 4ND H4IR
GC: 1TS SO MUCH FUN MY GOD
GC: YOUR F4C3 1S 4LL ST1CKY FROM WH3R3 IV3 B33N L1CK1NG 1T
GC: YOU 4R3 PR3TTY 3MB4RR4SS3D 4BOUT 1T
GC: WH1CH M4K3S YOU LOOK K1ND OF CUT3 H3H3H3H3H3 <3
CG: ALRIGHT FUCK THIS.
CG: I'M JUST GOING TO STEP AWAY AND GO OUTSIDE.
CG: AND NOT BE HERE ANYMORE.
CG: SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT SHIT.
CG: HAVE FUN TALKING TO NOBODY.
GC: OK4Y!
GC: 1 G3T OFF YOUR B4CK BUT HOLD ONTO YOU T1GHT SO YOU C4NT MOV3
GC: 1N F4CT 1 T13 YOUR H4NDS B3H1ND YOU >:]
GC: SO YOU C4N ONLY SQU1RM WH3N 1 GR4B YOUR BON3 BULG3 R1GHT THROUGH YOUR P4NTS >:D
GC: "OOH NO PL34S3 T3R3Z1" YOU MO4N
GC: BUT 1 C4NNOT B3 STOPP3D
GC: YOU LOOK ON 1N T3RROR 4S 1 STR1P YOU OF YOUR THR34DS
GC: YOUR PROTRUD1NG BULG3 SH4M3FULLY ON D1SPL4Y
GC: 1 G3T ON MY KN33S 4ND GO 1N FOR 4 S4MPL3
GC: HMMM
GC: TH1S P4RT OF YOU T4ST3S GOOD 4T L34ST >:] >:]
GC: 1 L1CK 4LL 4ROUND 1T 4ND 4LONG 1TS L3NGTH
GC: D3L1C1OUS!
GC: 1 C4NT R3S1ST PUTT1NG MY L1PS 4ROUND 4ND SUCK1NG
GC: MY TONGU3 SW1RLS 4ROUND T4ST1NG 3V3RY P4RT
GC: NOT 3V3N MY T33TH 4R3 A M4TCH FOR HOW H4RD 1TS GOTT3N
GC: YOUR L3GS TR3MBL3 P1T1FULLY FROM TH3 S3NS4ST1ON H3H3H3
GC: 1 L4UGH 4T YOUR W34KN3SS FROM 4ROUND YOUR BULG3 >:D PULL1NG 4WAY TR41LS OF S4L1V4 4S 1 L34N B4CK
GC: BUT TH3 ORD34L H4S L3FT YOU 4T TH3 PO1NT OF NO R3TURN
GC: 1 C4CKL3 4T YOUR P4TH3T1C GRUNTS 4S YOU 4R3 POW3RL3SS TO STOP YOUR G3N3T1C 1CHOR FROM SHOOT1NG OUT 4ND COV3R1NG MY F4C3 4ND L1PS 4H4H4H4H4
GC: TH1S STUFF 1SNT B4D 31TH3R
GC: K1ND OF ST1CKY
GC: BUT YOU F4LL OV3R TOT4LLY DR41N3D OF STR3NGTH
GC: 1 H4V3 D3F34T3D YOU UTT3RLY >:]
GC: ...
GC: YOUR3 ST1LL TH3R3 4R3NT YOU K4RK4T
CG: NO.
CG: FUCK.
GC: PFFFFFFFH4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H44H44!!!
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CG: I WAS DOING SOME PROGRAMMING IN THE OTHER WINDOW.
CG: THAT'S ALL.
GC: SUR3 TH1NG H4H4H4H44H4H4H4H44H44444
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS SHIT FROM YOU.
CG: YOU'RE A SPASTIC DITZ AND I HOLD MYSELF PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ENABLING YOUR PSYCHOTIC BULLSHIT AND CONTINUING TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
CG: YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU AND I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TO DELIVER IT RIGHT INTO THAT DERANGED CORTEX OF YOUR MIND.
GC: YOUR3 4BSOLUT3LY R1GHT
GC: 1V3 B33N A V3RY B4D G1RL
GC: 1 SHOULD B3 PUN1SH3D!
CG: YEAH WELL DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU.
CG: OBVIOUSLY YOUR PATHETIC HAND TIES POSE NO BARRIER TO MY MUSCULAR PHYSIQUE
CG: AND MY SUPERIOR HAND TO HAND COMBAT SKILLS WOULD HAVE YOU ON THE FLOOR IN SECONDS
GC: 1 THOUGHT YOU D1DNT R34D WH4T 1 S41D B3FOR3 >:]
CG: SHUT UP.
CG: YOU'RE ON THE GROUND, HEAVING AND BARELY MANAGING TO STAY ON ALL FOURS FROM THE PUNISHMENT I'VE JUST DEALT YOU.
CG: BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET.
GC: OH NOOOOO
CG: YOUR GARMENTS OBSTRUCT MY RIGHTEOUS ONSLAUGHT. I RIP THEM APART WITHOUT ABANDON WHILE YOU ARE DISABLED.
CG: POWERFUL STRIKES TO YOUR BACKSIDE FLESH STRONG ENOUGH TO LEAVE BRUISES CAUSE YOU TO CRY OUT IN PAIN
GC: OUCH! >:]
CG: I WASTE NO TIME PREPARING YOUR SUFFERING.
CG: YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS.
CG: FURIOUSLY I PENETRATE YOUR FEEBLE SHELL. THE VERY ACTION EVOKES YOUR AGONY.
GC: NOOOO!
CG: MY CLAWS DIG INTO YOUR REAR AS EVERY THRUST ELICITS WAILING SHRIEKS FROM YOUR TORTURE-TWISTED LIPS.
CG: THERE ARE NO TASTES BUT PAIN. THERE ARE NO SMELLS BUT FEAR. YOU WRITHE IN THE CORE OF YOUR OWN PERSONAL RECKONING. THE SENSATION IS BEYOND DESCRIPTION.
GC: 44444444HHHH!!!!
CG: YOUR TORMENT APPROACHES AN APEX. ONLY MY PIERCING GRIP PREVENTS YOU FROM COLLAPSING TO THE GROUND ENTIRELY.
CG: WITH A FINAL RAGING BLITZ YOUR INSIDES FILL WITH HOT, ACRID SLIME.
GC: 444411111333333333333!!!!!! <3
CG: I LEAVE YOU LIMP AND PROSTRATE ON THE FLOOR. YOU WILL BE UNABLE TO MOVE FOR SOME TIME. MY DUTY HAS BEEN FULFILLED.
CG: SO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE IN FOR.
GC: TH4T W4S GOOD K4RK4T! >;]
CG: WHAT.
GC: YOU SHOULD W34R TH4T L1TTL3 THR3SHCUT1ON3R UN1FORM YOU H4V3 N3XT T1M3 THOUGH >:D
CG: WHAT THE FUCK.
GC: S33 YOU L4T3R >;]
CG: GOD DAMMIT.
CG: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
CG: I HATE YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW.

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