ACT I: darrel went for the phone he was too late sed already picked up the phone and answnenerwed hello - said sed hey - said flanktank darrel shot sed bang bang twice he was dead on floor darrel hung up phone pet dog ethan said to beacon oh no beacon said to pet dog ethan help suddenly flanktank approached darrel darrel looked at flanktank flanktank looked at darrel bang bang oh dear darrel lie dead what do we do said sed i thought you died sed said pet dog ethan oh sed fell over and died again what do we does beacon said pet dog ethan i dunno beacon say bang bang beacon shot gun in head of flanktank twice in gun head boom blop his brain splatter on ground oh no said pet dog ethan i dont like him said beacon to pet dog ethan me neither wuffed pet dog ethan ACT II3: ethan threw darrel dead body into well water the well water got poison and villagers died among villager was pixel but he was dead phoe came out of sky with gun in hand bang bang shot himself in gut where other bullet go it was sed phoe died from sed bullet wound and sed was alived again hello ladies said sed with a grin bang bang pet dog ethan shot down sed he smelled funny said pet dog ethan i know said beacon they drank out of wells water to celebrate GAAAAAAAAH darrel poisoning ACT IOI: when pet dog ethan wake up bang bang beacon shots zambo in brains what is zambo pet dog ethan black out what happen beacon said pet dog ethan zambo try eat you said beacon oh said pet dog ethan they both blacked out dear god ACT: I567 when do sed get back said pet dog ethan i donut know said beacon he was dead good thing rebel show up and save us from nazi jews said pet dog ethan the story progresses further oh deary me said sed it appears you are lost he wasnt dead bang bang sed felled over bledding what do do with dead guy said pet dog ethan oh no that not dead guy that sed said beacon they kicked dead body sedlaugh.mp3 where to next chief said pet dog ethan i dont know said beacon bang bang qwud shot gun in aire he say welcome to metro man sandy ravage wow this is a cool foreetress said pet dog ethan i know said qwud with a chuckle it wasnt a chuckle he walk away from them and close doors beacon and pet dog ethan never got to famed metro man randy savage vault blorp space aliens attack fortress it impenetrable beacon leave with pet dog ethan they find stalker camp such is life in the zone it turns out they were bandits lost to the zone ACT 2033: wake up in metro man sandy ravage sed come out of shadows hello said sed bang bang sed fall over dead qwud smoking gun go back in holster damn elves said qwud he was my friend said pet dog ethan bang bang qwud shoot more bullet into sed he turn into bats and fly away he will be back say qwud oh said beacon and pet dog ethan collectively when do i get my bastard gun said pet dog ethan this not metro man sandy ravage said qwud it was just the zone why are we still in zone said beacon such is life in the zone said qwud before beacon can tell qwud he a dummy bang bang gunshot from house beavis macon was shot i grew up in macon said lee he got bit ACT IIVVIVI: why it smell like potato say pet dog ethan because it really a potato farm say qwud and it was potato farm beacon run over to potato and eat it woah it taste like fruit no said pet dog ethan it taste like ass qwud say it actually an ass farm oh said collective pet dog ethan and beacon you so smell said beacon bang bang metro not so quiet sed come out of shadow i do not laugh says sed bang bang sed crotch explode oh dear he fall over into spiders he explode into spiders why sed so weird ask beacon qwud explode into spiders too i guess he dont know says beacon ACT IYYYU: quality material ACT GGGGG: gg beacon yelled at lungs this not video game bang bang pet dog ethan and beacon are lone wanderer fallout 3 ending EPILOGUE: sed come out of bathroom talking about his new idea bang bang not today sed sed fall over he not move they finally win