Botcrates Commands: All commands name must begin with "+" in order to work. PLEASE type the commands exactly as they are typed here, capitalizing will not work (e.g. +DaiLyFaIL or +DAILYFAIL will not work, only +dailyfail) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ::: UPDATE ::: Some commands are no longer with us, due to being 2cancerous4u. The last section has been added in memory of the removed commands. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ---------------------------------- Serious Commands ---------------------------------- na - News Article of the Day. [How to set it News Article of the Day(Preferred for drivers and higher ranks but I'm a retard and I don't know how to make it so that voiced users can broadcast the News Article of the Day, but can't change it, so... voices can.. but...yea forget about that): ".na link" (e.g. ".na http://www.cnn.com/fakenewsarticle.html")] dailyfail - Works just like +na, but it's for fails you see in the news, or politics, or anything. qotd - Quote of the Day. Works just like +na and +dailyfail, but it's for quotes. (To be completely honest, I don't know if it's for real quotes from famous people or if it's for memorable things said in chat.) topic - Random Topic to discuss quote - A quote by Socrates. joke - Tells jokes relevant to the room topics. There are categories for the jokes, if you would like a specific type of joke please type "+joke" followed by one of these categories (Math, Academics, Politics, Science, Misc) To add a joke type "+joke add, category, joke", Lets say your joke was "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.", That would go under Misc. So you would say "+joke add, misc, Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side." ask - Just like the helix or 8ball command on other bots, but with a better name. :P (Ask yes or no questions only) about - Name and Creator of the bot. ++++++++++++++++++++++ THE SITE COMMAND ++++++++++++++++++++++ Type +site in chat or pm +site to Botcrates for more info and a list of sites coded in. The new way to get to sites or links you want, news sites, the room website, etc. Type +site accompanied by the command name for the site you want. ---------------------------------- Fun Commands ---------------------------------- sar - To help those, you don't realize you're being sarcastic. -.-" burn - When someone utterly destroys another user with a diss. cri - When you're sad, and you cri evrytiem ;~; mb - Something to say when your mind is blown. ---------------------------------- Commands accompanied by usernames ---------------------------------- How to use these commands: Lets say the command was .punch and it made our bot punch people. Well .punch John, would make it say: "/me punches John". .punch Aaron, would make it say: "/me punches Aaron", etc. etc. chill - Give user of your choice a chill pill. "Great for spammers or unnecessarily angry people" ~ IGN 10/10 coffee - Gives user of your choice a cup of coffee ---------------------------------- One-Time Things ---------------------------------- sb - Links an NFL Stream Subreddit for people to find a stream for the Super Bowl (PLEASE! Only use this command on the date of a superbowl.) ---------------------------------- REMOVED COMMANDS ---------------------------------- *Insert Sad Violin Music Here* fb - Debates and Discussions Facebook Page kill - Completely obliterates a user of your choice, robot-style. ko - Knocks out user of your choice hell - Dooms user of your choice to Hell :o 3spooky5me sandwich - Gives user of your choice a sandwich stark - Jon The Bastard command that summons the Iron Man himself to attack a user of his choice album - Album of Tony Stark in Game of Thrones attire. pats - For Patriots Fans!! #SuperBowlXLIX (.brady has been removed, not really worth it, 'tis better to have a full team-based command lob - Legion OF BOOM!! GO SEAHAWKS!! #SuperBowlXLIX best - tell whoever uses it, that they're the best. mvp - When someone does something remarkable for the sake of others in the room, shoot this command out to tell them the truth about themselves. shade - When someone in chat is throwing some of dat shade, feel free to fire this baby up and Botcrates will post something special. passiton - Works just like .na, except it's for little jokes you want to pass on. bomb - No... don't bomb anything shame on you cookie - Gives user of your choice a plate of cookies. deal - Links a Deal With It Meme dwi - Tells a user of your choice to DEAL WITH IT kjt - Links a pic of Kim Jong Il, aka Kim Jong Trill (If you care to see the picture it was this: http://i.imgur.com/xH2nyBr.jpg)