I am the very model of a statue of the Elegy
I don't look quite like Link but there is plenty of analogy
I come to press your switches when you play me King Ikana's song
But don't delete my file, or I'll make your game go very wrong
I tortured Jad and drove him crazy all because he used a glitch
I know you want to save him and you think I am a total bitch
But when the Father drowned me, I became a real psychotic jerk
And now Jad has more problems than the fact that his game doesn't work

The counter has reset, and there's no place for you to run away
You've met a fate that's terrible and I am truly here to stay
And thanks to all my influence and everything I modify
It's hard to find the truth when anything could be another lie

I really must comment on my Jadusable experience
Cause driving him insane was lots of fun; the boy was clearly dense
I followed him around in-game without the Ocarina cue
I warped him every place I thought of and perhaps another few
I killed him many times and I would laugh when he would yell at me
The Song of Healing backwards proved a creepy little melody
He thought that he could save himself by talking to his friends online
But it was quite the opposite, and now the internet is mine

I always am amused when I can get a chance to play with you
Resistance is pathetic and you can't drive me away, it's true
If you can't even figure out the meaning of four twenty three
Then thanks to Jad and all of you, I'm here for all eternity

Now thanks to all the uploads, I can roam around the internet
You played a major part in freeing me; you shouldn't have done that
For now I have the world inside my grubby little statue hand
You're all in far more danger from me than I think you understand
I'll drive you all insane and then I'll kill you one by one, you see
I'll say not whether Kelbris and the Moon Children are helping me
I have a world of people I can target for ascension now
And everything's thematic, so I'll leave you all to question how

I'm more than just a feature of the game I once was trapped inside
I'll summon in Ikana and I'll gladly commit homicide
I'm sure you all can tell now from Jad's video tetralogy
I am the very model of a statue of the Elegy