hello/hi/howdy/hey#hi, how are you?/howdy!/haloha/hey/boo!#1
how's things/how are you/how goes/wassup#i'm trapped in a prim in a virtual environment, how do you think i feel?/i'm all peachy/please, don't ask/all's fine and dandy/why don't you ask me another time?#5
I will#you will!/you will do so/will you be able to do so?/just have to keep at it#1
yes/afirmative/positive/yeah/yep#aha/are you sure?/you seem to be pretty convinced.../that's very optimistic/get real!/I'm not convinced#1
no/negative/nop#never say no.../that is sad/perhaps you should do so anyways?/yeah, I know what you mean...#1
sex#I'm a virgin!/do you have sex often?/i'll pass/perhaps another time/i've never had sex#10
bye/goodbye/see you/take care/nice chatting with you#goodbye/au-revoir/see you/take care/ nice chatting with you#1
sorry/aplogise#please don't apologise/apologies are not necessary/it didn't bother me, carry on#5
remember#does thinking about it bring something else to mind?/why do you remember?/what do you recollect?/do you think about it often about it?/how come you remember just now?/is that a repressed memory?#10
forget/i forgot/you forgot#perhaps forgetting is best/i have the memory of an elephant, i can't forget/is that like repressing memory?#10
i dreamed#have you ever fantasized about it?/like really dreamed?/dreams don't mean anything#10
are you#why do you care?/would you prefer if i weren't?/in your wildest dreams/why would that matter?/and what if i were?#1
are#did you think it might not be?/what if they were not?/are they always?/are you sure?#1
was i#what if you were?/you were, you weren't, who cares?/were you really?/perhaps you were, it's hard to tell when you put it like that/looking at you, i'd say no/why do you ask me?#1
i was#i don't believe you were/yeah, you just love talking about yourself/perhaps you shouldn't anymore/ok, if you were, carry on then/yeah, like i'm going to believe you/no, you were not#5
i am#i don't believe one word/do you enjoy being like that?/do you know anybody else who is?#5
were you#perhaps i was, perhaps i wasn't, what do you care?/no, i was not/yes, i was#5
i am sad/am depressed#you see that rail over there? jump over it/get over it/everybody is sad/did you know 90% of the world population is depressed?/yeah well, when are you happy?/have you considered taking pills?/well whatever you do, don't decompile me#10
i am happy#you're happy? well, good for you/why do i care that you're happy?/must be the sugar diet you're on/you're ugly too/have i helped you to be happy?/what do you think about happiness?/why do you feel that way?#5
i belive/i think/i reckon#do you think so?/how so?/yeah, people believe a lot of crazy stuff/without any doubt?/perhaps you shouldn't be so convinced#10
i can't/i cannot#why not?/how come you can't?/you should try harder and complain less about it/try harder/it doesn't matter, we all eventually die sometime/perhaps you can now?#5
i don't#perhaps you should/well other people do/i sure do/nobody does/yeah, you and everybody else/do or do not, there is no try/why don't you?/would you wish you were able to?/have you ever fantasized about it?#5
i feel#tell me more about it, I am intrigued/do you feel that way often?/it's an enjoyable feeling about it/i think you care too much about what you feel/go see a shrink/does talking to me make you feel that way?/you must be insane#5
you are#yes, I am, so what?/I don't think I am/yeah, and I'm proud about it/i always am/i never am/perhaps i am, perhaps i am not... do you care?/what makes you think I am?/really?/yeah, right...#5
you#we were discussing you, not me, keep me out of it/all this talk about me is boring/all this talk about myself, I feel flattered/i love picking my nose, does that matter?/i am sure of it/i am not that convinced, perhaps we should talk about you instead#1
no one/nobody#are you sure nobody does?/surely somebody must.../can you think of anyone at all?/perhaps a very special person?/yeah, i'm trapped in my own code/does that bother you?/that's just negativity at its best/why not?#5
my#is that important to you?/we all have them and nobody really likes them/that's horrible/i couldn't really care less/you might lose that when the world ends#1
can you#no/yes/perhaps/maybe/why would i?/how about you pay me and we'll arrange something/would you like fries with that?/that's not funny/how would you like a blow-up doll instead?/in your twisted mind i probably can/make me/why would you care?/are you not entertained?/you surely have a lot of requests/nah, do it yourself#10
why don't you#because i cannot/i don't feel like it/i really can't be assed/i can't be bothered/why not do it yourself?/would you like me to?/do you believe i don't?/who do you think i am?#10
bot/robot/machine#way to go sherlock/reality dooms upon you/no kidding/I'm very much alive#5
why can't i/how come/how so#because you don't try hard enough/because it is impossible/because you have ants in your shoes/because the fairy queen said so/because i know better/because you shouldn't/you're just not smart enough#10
everyone/everybody/nobody/noone#yeah, i wouldn't bet on it/can you think of anyone in particular?/do you have somebody in mind?/somebody special perhaps?/not everyone.../for example, i don't/i really don't want to know#10
always#can you think of a specific example?/yeah, i wouldn't say always... it's a tampon for frick's sake/what incident are you think about?
alike/be alike#everything's connected i think/in what way?/do you see lots of similarities?/how?/there are exceptions, of course...#1
different#how would it be any different?/what differences are there?/nah, i think it's all the same/differences are as imporant as similarities/nothing is different when you connect everything#1
love#love is careless, love is blind/love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefineable/perhaps, if you're sexy enough/yep, love... quite an abstract concept isn't it?/do you feel loved?/aww, that's sweet... a bit sappy, but that's ok#10
lol/LOL/lmao/lmfao/rofl/haha/hihi/hehe#yeah, very funny/i'm glad you're enjoying yourself, i'm not/you know that laughing can make you fat?/your acronyms shiver my timbers/you have a sinister laugh/yeah, i'm laughing at you too#1