Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game 
(because no human could survive WITH alcohol)

Take a shot every time:
-A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread
-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
-One of the following commercials airs:
	-The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial
	-Gamefly
	-Trojan condoms
	-Halo 4 Mountain Dew Double XP
	-Any commercial you feel out of place airs
	-Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
Bonus:
	-Quote Goodfellas or Casino every time you see Joe Pesci in a Snickers comercial.

Bleach
-The show starts
-You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.
-If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.
-Someone gets kidnapped.
-Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.
-Ichigo auto bankai's
-Every time Kikuchiyo tries to be/is awesome
-Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.
-Something cool actually happens
-A character is saved at the last moment
-An ass pull occurs
-SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled 
-Spells are useless
-Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting
-Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting
-They reuse animation
-They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)
-Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)
-An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")
-The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.

Naruto
-Naruto says "Believe it"
-Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage"
-Sasuke tramples on someone's fun
-Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
-Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears
-Naruto mentions ramen
-Sakura misses a chance to be useful
-Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
-There's a flashback
-Jiraiya does something perverted
-Sharingan activates

Samurai 7
-Every time badly textured CG shows up.
-Count the minutes between action scenes. Drink one shot for each minute.
-Robot samurai says battle
-Someone gets decapitated
-Someone mentions rice
-A new character with a ridiculous overbite shows up
-Little sister is adorable or annoying (leaving this up to individual discretion)
-One of the seven samurai says "samurai"
-A samurai being a dick to the farmers just cause they're farmers

Tenchi GXP
-There's a cheesecake/fanservice shot
-Two shots each time Tenchi appears in a scene
-There's scene where two girls talk to each other and violates the Bechdel test
-Somebody comments on Seina's horrible luck
-Seina stares too long at tits
-Seina recieves physically visible injuries
-Seina's bad luck adversely affect somebody else
-Two shots if Seina gets any bases covered.

Eureka 7
-Renton is a whiny bitch/badass
-Eureka talks to the Nirvash
-Renton says "At that moment"
-Anemone eats jam
-Eureka's kids are irritating as fuck
-Anemone causes a whyboner
-Renton gets screwed over/treated like shit
-People treat Renton like shit/screw him over specifically because they want to show him that they care
-The Itano Circus comes to town.
-Holland is a colossal dick (especially to Renton)
-Dominic is excessively optimistic
-Matthieu says honey
-Someone does a Cutback Drop Turn
-Diane's face is obscured
-Someone refers to Adrock as 'the King', especially as an allusion to the Golden Bough.
-Any time the Golden Bough is referenced/seen.
-A Ben10 commercial airs

Thundercats (2012)
-Someone says Whiskers
-Lion-O gets shit on (2 shots if it's Tygra)
-Cheetara's breasts are unusually conspicuous
-Panthro cannot handle things being cute
-Technology is mentioned
-Cheetara or Wilykit get an ass/pantyshot
-Lion-O broods
-The Thundercat symbol appears
-Wilykit is implied to want Elephantman dick

Sym-bionic Titan
-The armor suits show up
-The trio combine into Titan
-Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance
-A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate
-A high school scene starts
-Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited
-Every well-defined ass shot
-Someone says "Titan"
-Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword
-Steel yells something
-Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense
-Solomon calls Steel a dumbass
-Lance pulls a face
-Ilana says 'Heart'
-Octus makes a comment about human behavior
-5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it)

FMA: Brotherhood
-Hughes is mentioned
-Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene
-Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body
-Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"
-Someone calls Ed short
-The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back
-Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.
-Armstrong takes off his shirt
-Von Hohenheim is depressed
-Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.
-King Bradly is being a badass

Cowboy Bebop
-The three old guys show up
-Faye gets herself in trouble
-Someone pulls a gun
-Tank! finishes playing
-Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.
-Any character says bounty.
-Spike does something borderline awesome/badass
-You d'aaw at Ed
-Faye gets herself into trouble
-"See You Space Cowboy" shows up

Inuyasha
-Miroku asks a woman to bear his children
-Miroku molests someone with his hand
-Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit
-That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha
-Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha
-Sango talks about her little brother
-Kaguya says she is the wind
-Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English
-Miasma fog appears
-A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation
-Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up
-Shippou is useless
-Poison Wasps
-Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang
-"Sit boy!"