Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they make love.

The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counsellor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."

The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."

The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for ArenaNet and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."