<n*> I get paid in coupons
<n*> just another bs job, startup, kids got some VC cash right outta school
<n*> I'm in the shit
<n*> I get to play dad at a startup
<n*> No don't use chef to deploy to your one machine
<n*> That's not how you scrum
<n*> No, don't use develop on production
<u*> n*: did they buy shitloads of rolly chairs?
<n*> taint good
<n*> yes
<u*> of course they did
<n*> 2 to 1 chair:person ration
<j*> n* and the never-ending 60-hour work week
<n*> fuck that, I'm 20hrs
<n*> That's the primary reason I accepted it
<n*> Hard to find part-time work in tech