18:27:08: 4there we go 18:27:16: 4we logging? 18:27:22: 4my logs don't want to seem to log for some reason 18:27:39: 4also i think i smell food 1 sec 18:28:44: 4mmmm pizza 18:28:55: 3Nom! 18:29:00: 4anyone else playing? 18:29:13: We only ones here. 18:29:13: 3There's anyone else even here? 18:29:24: 4alright 18:29:25: 3>people whine about no games 18:29:30: 3>aren't here for a game 18:29:38: 4you at the caravan lodging what to do? 18:29:40: ask out of character? 18:29:52: Did we sleep yet? 18:29:59: 3I* 18:30:05: 4i dunno 18:30:08: 4did you sleep yet? 18:30:15: 3I don't remember. 18:30:30: 4last thing i remember is you just going into the lodging 18:30:33: 4what you did after that i dunno 18:30:40: 3Alright 18:30:43: 5That was as far as we went 18:30:52: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks into lodge. 18:31:05: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls into the lodge... like a boss. 18:31:23: 4so since you're in the lodge area you see the caravan merchants and travelers. 18:31:48: 4a few look at you and go about their buisness 18:32:01: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is feeling very self-conscious - maybe they want to use him as a wheel. 18:32:07: 3"Greetings, friends1" 18:32:10: 5"I am NOT a wheel. Don't judge me!" 18:32:19: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5hides behind the Paladin. 18:32:39: 3"No need to fear our new friends, Mr.Bones!" 18:32:45: 4a merchant comes up to you "you must be the ones who are wanting to go to the kingdom and will protect us on our way there? 18:32:49: 4" 18:32:56: 3"We shall!" 18:33:05: 5"Ah yes, 'protect' - I can totally do that, yeah..." 18:33:21: 3"You have my fists, brave merchant!" 18:33:28: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3knells down 18:33:33: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is still hiding behind the Paladin, fearing a room full of kindly merchants. 18:33:54: 4"good good" the merchant looks at the skeleton wheel "hmmmm...." and he grins and the merchant says i hope we get their safely in your hands and goes about his buisness 18:34:09: 3"AH" 18:34:20: 3"We heard that a wheel is needed?" 18:34:25: 5"Don't discriminate me just because I don't have hands!" 18:34:44: 4"we have a spare wheel" says a different merchant 18:35:00: 3"Ah, wonderful! Hear that Mr.Bones?" 18:35:11: 5"They better not mean me..." 18:35:24: 5"Or I'll...I'll... I'll cry! Oh wait, I can't do that." 18:35:33: 4all the merchants stop instantly and notice the skeleton the room falls silent and they stare all of them grinning 18:35:34: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3pats Mr.Bones on the back 18:35:50: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5folds his arms and looks at the merchants. 18:36:14: 5"I was born this way! Then I died... you should feel bad for me!" 18:36:15: 3"I'm sure we can find a suitable replacement!" 18:36:23: 4one of the merchants comes up to skeleton wheel and starts measuring him 18:36:32: 3"Plus." 18:36:37: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5smacks him upside the head. 18:36:37: 4"mmhmm....mmmhmmm...AH yes yes...." 18:36:39: 3"He's far to large for a cart!" 18:36:48: 5"Don't call me fat, Paladin!" 18:36:55: 3"Now, now, Mr.Bones..." 18:36:59: 5"And YOU - stop measuring me!" 18:37:21: 3"I meant your wheel is meant for a regular sized humanoid, not a chart!" 18:37:22: 4"sorry to say mr wheel but you're not the right size for our cart. Good thing we have spare wooden wheels" 18:37:26: 5"I am /not/ an object, to be used for your pleasure! I am a huma- I am a skeletal being! Not a piece of me- bones!" 18:37:41: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5huffs. "Good." 18:37:51: 4ello purple 18:37:51: 3"Wonderful." 18:38:04: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3Stands there with his hands at his hips 18:38:17: 3"What now, skeletal friend?" 18:38:21: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5wishes he could join a group of skeletons looking out for skeletal interests: skeletists! 18:38:43: 5"Don't you, like, need food or you'll die?" 18:38:52: 3"Some what!" 18:39:13: 4Someone at the top of the balcony seems to be trying to get everyone's attention and the chattering and bustling about stops and everyone hears what he has to say 18:39:59: 3"Lets us go and find something to feast upon, dear friend!" 18:40:12: 3"Hmm...? 18:40:13: 3" 18:40:17: 5"I could go for a BONE MEAL." 18:40:27: 3"HAHA!" 18:40:41: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5chatters his teeth, imitating a laugh. He don't give no fuck about everyone else being quiet. 18:41:09: 4"good friends and fellow merchants it is a good day to be a merchant for another day and we all enjoy our livelyhood (all the merchants all yell with enthusiasim and the important merchant quiets them down again) today we have some guests who will be able to help in our time of need seeing as the roads are no longer safe as they once were so let us give them 18:41:41: 4a toast and may the gods bless us on our journey to the kingdom in a few days!" 18:41:54: 3"HAZAH!" 18:41:59: 5"Woo." 18:42:16: 4all the merchants put up their glasses and give a WHORAW 18:42:19: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3removes his helmet, and raises his fist in the air 18:42:24: 4the room shakes with the excitment 18:42:35: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5takes off one of his arms and holds it in his remaining hand. He then uses his dismembered arm to wave at the crowd. 18:42:56: 3"How exciting, Mr. Bones!" 18:43:06: 5"Can't you guys do that as well?" 18:43:09: 4the important merchant gets off the balcony and everyone continues to get ready for the long trip 18:43:29: 3"Now." 18:43:33: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5shoves his arm back into its socket. "And hear I was thinking you all were just rude!" 18:44:04: 4"we do have to be kind to our fellow merchants and customers" says a fellow merchant 18:44:19: 3"Let us acquire nourishment! 18:44:20: 3" 18:44:30: 5"Yeah - that thing you just said right there!" 18:44:49: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3wonders around looking for someone who sells food. 18:44:51: 4"the lodge should provide food and lodging till we make our leave" 18:44:59: 3"Wonderful!" 18:45:22: 4the kind merchant points to a lunch hall "that is where you're probably looking for kind fellows" 18:45:37: 5"Thank you, erm... kind... human...guy...thing!" 18:45:37: 3"I thank ye, kind Merchant." 18:45:49: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks towards the lunch hall. 18:45:56: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls after the Paladin. 18:46:04: 4you see some idiot who seems to be making a fool of himself dancing in the middle and nobody seems to like his dancing at all but try to hide it from him 18:46:47: 5"Boo! You're a faggot and you suck! And you smell bad... and you're ugly... plus you suck!" 18:46:57: 3"What wonderful merriment!" 18:47:01: 3"Now, now, Mr. Bones..." 18:47:13: 5"Hold on a second... is that the guy who was with us before?" 18:47:14: 3"No need for harsh words!" 18:47:14: 5"I REGRET NOTHING!" 18:47:23: 4(it's dragas btw" 18:47:25: 4) 18:47:25: 3"Hmm..." 18:47:31: 3"Ahhh, it is!" 18:47:34: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5regrets making fun of the dancer. But nobody will know that. Hah! 18:47:34: 3"Hello, Dancing friend!" 18:47:51: 4"hello there fellow companions!" 18:47:59: 4"come dance with me everyone seems to love it" 18:48:03: 3"Come, dine with us!" 18:48:06: 5"You've /changed/, man." 18:48:22: 3"I must decline, I am no dancer!" 18:48:32: 4"ah fine but you'e missing a geat time" 18:48:59: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3wonders off in search of food. 18:48:59: 4he dances some more but he started dancing one of his magical dances and put himself to sleep without realizing it 18:49:17: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5clacks his teeth in a laugh and follows after the Paladin. 18:49:18: 3"Oh, that dancer!" 18:49:34: 4one of the merchants pokes the body 18:49:56: 4"hey..hey..hey" guess he's out cold....we'll just toss em in the back" 18:50:00: 3"Just put him on a bed, kind Merchant!" 18:50:29: 5"You could turn him into food! That's recycling!" 18:50:43: 3"Now...Where's that food..." 18:50:43: 4one of the female merchants picks up the body and brings him to the sleeping quarters 18:50:59: 4you see a LARGE sign that says MESSHALL 18:51:05: 3"ah!" 18:51:09: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks in 18:51:41: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls on in. 18:51:53: 4you see a barrage of tables some filled some not everyone seems quite content and you see a line where it seems like the food is being served 18:52:12: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks into the line 18:52:16: 3"Wonderful!" 18:52:42: 3"Lines, such organization!" 18:52:48: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5joins the line and is twice as wide as everyone else because he has a wheel stuck in his ribcage. Take that, anyone near him! 18:53:09: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3places his free hand on his waist 18:53:27: 4edgerd what was the place you were going to? 18:53:34: 3Food line 18:53:51: 4no no kingdom wise 18:53:57: 3Valveriea. 18:54:05: 4ah yea that's the place 18:54:12: 3Yep 18:55:20: 4when you get your turn in the line you see an amazing assortment of fresh food from steaks to salads to stew and anything inbetween 18:55:34: 4"what'll it be fellow travellers?" 18:55:43: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5taps a finger on his skull. 18:56:17: 3"I'll have one of everything, good chef!" 18:57:06: 4"sorry but you only get 1 plate at a time and can only have 2 plates maximum per meal. We're sorry for the inconvenience" 18:57:18: 3"All fine!" 18:57:23: 5"Hah! You're on a diet now, Paladin!" 18:57:57: 3"No need to worry of my health, Mr. Bones, we Fist Paladins burn this off in no time!" 18:58:09: 3"I'll just have...This!" 18:58:25: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5extends a bony finger to point at the stew. "I'll have a bowl of that, please!" 18:58:26: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3points at something random. 18:58:38: 5Gwaine should be given spaghetti. 18:59:32: 4"here you are sir and what would you like to drink? A fine wine today or perhaps some fine ale?" 18:59:50: 5"You got, erm, milk?" 18:59:52: 3"Water, my fine chef!" 19:00:28: 4"sure here you are" 19:00:34: 3"Wonderful!" 19:00:42: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5acquires milk and stew! 19:00:51: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3Saunters off with his food and looks for a place to sit 19:00:58: 4you notice someone different than a merchant walk into the messhall 19:01:18: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5kinda waddles after the Paladin, rolling around with food would not end well for anyone involved. 19:01:40: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5extends a bony finger at the person who's DIFFERENT. 19:01:56: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5flaps his jaw around - trying to make a laughing sound. 19:02:02: 3"Who's that, Skeleton friend?" 19:02:21: 6"...What's your problem?" 19:02:33: 3"Greetings....Bowmen!" 19:02:58: 5"He's a... faggot!" 19:03:03: 6"Oh, yeah, good day to you too." 19:03:05: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5clacks his teeth more. 19:03:15: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3puts down his food and helmet, and takes a bow. 19:03:32: 3"Care to dine with us, new friend?" 19:03:56: 6"I suppose. You two don't look like merchants. What're you doing here?" 19:04:10: 5"I'm on holiday!" 19:04:23: 3"We're guiding the merchants to Valveriea, so I may go home!" 19:04:44: 6"Ah, more hired guards, then?" 19:04:47: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3sits down at a table 19:04:55: 3"In a way, yes." 19:05:04: 5"We're more a... skeleton crew of guards." 19:05:12: 3"HAHA!" 19:05:15: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5tries to distort his skull into grinning. 19:05:25: VioletArcher 6brushes the hair out of her face and sits down. "Pleased to meet you, then, because we're on the same job, so to speak." 19:05:25: 4a merchant over hears and starts laughing "that's a good one!" 19:05:43: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3extends his hand 19:05:54: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is very happy that people find his jokes to be amazing and better than everyone elses'. 19:06:19: VioletArcher 6shakes Gwaine's hand. "Violetta. You?" 19:06:55: 3"I am Sir Gwaine, Fist Paladin of Valveriea, at your serves, m'lady!" 19:06:57: 4the daylight starts to turn twilight and a pair of merchants start to light candles for light 19:06:58: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5tries to snicker, but he's a skeleton so he just makes that clattering bone noise loudly. 19:07:24: 6"Fancy name. Who's the bonehead next to you?" 19:07:34: 5"Hey, that's OUR word." 19:07:47: 3"That's Mr. Bones." 19:07:56: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5tries his best to frown. 19:07:57: 3"I think." 19:08:20: 5"You think wrong! That's a nickname that has stuck like a arm bone connected to a wrist bone." 19:08:30: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is not very good at biology. 19:08:42: 6"Mr.Bones and Sir Gwaine. Your names almost sound too fancy to be working as bodyguards." 19:08:52: 4(this is a great scene while listening to pirates of the caribbean) 19:09:20: 3"As a paladin, it is my duty to help those in need!" 19:09:28: 5(It totally fits! Our heroes are valiantly... making acquaintances!) 19:09:38: 5"And I'm on holiday!" 19:09:41: 6(What a heroic tale of dandy!) 19:10:04: 5"And I tell you, the brochure for this place is total bone-us." 19:10:13: 3"HAHA!" 19:10:19: 6"Mmhm." 19:10:23: VioletArcher 6groans a bit. 19:10:26: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5tries to make his smily face. 19:10:37: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3begins to dig into his food. 19:10:49: 4another merchant slaps his knee from hearing the skeleton "HAHA another good one keep em comin good skeleton!" 19:11:05: 3"Ahh this....*glup*...Quite wonderful!" 19:11:06: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is filled with happiness! 19:11:19: 5"I'm having a little trouble here..." 19:11:46: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is shoveling a spoon full of stew into his mouth... which promptly falls through his ribcage... back into the bowl, which is being held to catch said stew. 19:12:11: 4"interesting..." 19:12:37: 3"Ahhh..." 19:12:49: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3pats his stomach. 19:12:52: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5puts his, completely full, bowl of stew back onto the table. "I couldn't eat another bite." 19:13:17: 3"Like my mother always said" "Never force your food!" 19:13:36: 6"I... don't think you ate a single bite." 19:13:46: 3"Now!" 19:13:55: 5"Yes, I did." 19:14:01: 3"Time to practice my punching!" 19:14:14: 5"But it's not 7 bong!" 19:14:30: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks off to find some trees to punch 19:14:41: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5has now been left with the archer. 19:14:48: 3"I have to keep in shape, dear Skeleton!" 19:14:58: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5tries to make a frowning face, using his fingers as eyebrows. 19:15:15: 3"Forgot my helmet!" 19:15:18: 6"What are you... doing?" 19:15:21: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks back in. 19:15:29: 5"I am frowning." 19:15:31: 3"Why not join me, friends!" 19:15:42: 5"I don't like her, Paladin!" 19:15:51: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3picks up his helmet, and straps it on his head. 19:16:10: VioletArcher 6rolls her eyes. "Fine, let's go join you in attacking vile trees." 19:16:21: 3"Don't worry, Skeleton friend. I'm sure miss Violetea will warm up to you!" 19:16:51: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5mutters something under his lack of breath about a mean, racist, unattractive archer woman. 19:16:51: 6"Letta. Vio-Letta, not Tea." 19:16:56: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks out of the mess hall with enthusiastic steps 19:17:06: 3"Ah, my apologies, Miss!" 19:17:09: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls angrily - yeah, go figure out that one. 19:17:26: 6"It's fine. Now, let's go attack those vile trees." 19:17:27: 4(everyone at the trees?) 19:17:33: 3Yes. 19:17:45: 5Jah. 19:17:55: 6Yup 19:18:11: 4As you're approaching the trees you see a flash of white light and a dazed wizard hugging a tree 19:18:20: 3"Hmm..." 19:18:24: 3"How odd." 19:18:32: 5"GET A ROOM!" 19:18:33: 3"Hello! Wizard fellow!" 19:18:40: 6"Eww." 19:19:00: "Huh what" 19:19:10: 3"Greetings!" 19:19:19: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3places his hands at his waist. 19:19:21: 6"Hi, Treehugger." 19:19:35: 6"Are you aware you were just groping a tree in a stupor?" 19:19:38: "Where am I and why do I feel as if my head is afloat?" 19:19:47: 3"I am Sir Gwaine, Paladin of Valveriea! At your serves!" 19:19:47: Mageknight_Melibar realizes what he is doing 19:20:00: "Why am I hugging this tree" 19:20:12: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is breathless at the shocking display of the Mageknight. Literally. 19:20:13: 3"What is your name, confused, Wizard?!" 19:20:16: Mageknight_Melibar stops hugging the tree and stands up 19:20:25: Mageknight_Melibar bows 19:20:37: "Melibar, ssir" 19:20:45: 3"Wonderful!" 19:20:47: Mageknight_Melibar stumbles a bit 19:20:51: 5"You have a bad name and you should feel bad." 19:20:52: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3Extends his hand to him 19:21:05: Mageknight_Melibar shakes his hand 19:21:12: 3"Now, don't be rude to our new new, friend!" 19:21:22: VioletArcher 6smirks. "It /is/ kind of a bad name. I'm Violetta." 19:21:33: 5"You also have a bad name... ya bitch!" 19:21:46: "Greetings" 19:21:53: 6"Bitch?" 19:21:56: 3"No need for all this negativeness, we are all friends here!" 19:22:13: VioletArcher 6folds her arms. "Oh, /please/ explain what I've done to deserve such a name." 19:22:16: 5"I hate everyone here but me! Except for you, Paladin... and that new Mage guy." 19:22:21: 3"Now, let us punch some trees!" 19:22:28: 5"You were racist to me!" 19:22:31: 4(oh boy here we go lmao) 19:22:44: 3"I'm sure you will learn to except them, Mr. Bones" 19:22:48: "Sir paladin, care to explain what you were doing out here" 19:22:50: 5"NEVER!" 19:22:51: 6"Racist? What, is Bonehead some sort of slur?" 19:23:07: 3"I came to practice my punching, Mage friend!" 19:23:11: 5"The bitch said it again! That's OUR word!" 19:23:18: "Ah I see" 19:23:32: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5pokes the archer with a long, bony finger right on the breast! 19:23:34: 3"Now,now, Bones, Miss Violet. A good punch on the trees will calms us down!" 19:24:07: VioletArcher 6facepalms for a bit. "Alright. Fine, I'm sorry I called you bonehead. Now stop poking my breast." 19:24:16: 5"...maybe." 19:24:27: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5stops poking her breast... for now. 19:24:41: 4(brb bathroom break) 19:24:53: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3unbuckles his gauntlets, revealing his scarred hands. 19:24:56: VioletArcher 6sighs and turns around. "Alright. Now where are these vile, /dastardly/ trees we are protecting the merchants from?" 19:25:01: 3"Now those tress!" 19:25:19: 10" 19:25:23: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3cracks his knuckles 19:25:27: 6"Please tell me this trip will be more eventful then attacking some trees." 19:25:42: 5"It won't!" 19:25:45: 10"Can anyone explain to me why we are doing this?" 19:25:50: 10"I am very confused here" 19:25:56: 5"Because." 19:26:01: 3"It will be an excellent team building exercise!" 19:26:26: 3"Ah, my apologizes, Melibar." 19:26:48: 3"We will be guiding a caravan of merchants to Valveriea, care to join us?" 19:27:07: 3"I'm sure the merchants would be glad to have your help!" 19:27:27: 10"Well, I have no other conceivable choice at this point, so why not." 19:27:44: 3"Wonderful! Welcome aboard!" 19:27:58: 3"Now, the trees!" 19:28:16: 6"Yes, welcome to our merry band of tree attackers." 19:28:32: 5"Huzzah." 19:29:02: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3starts to hit the trees with his fists 19:29:04: 3"AH!" 19:29:11: 4a grand bolt of lightning flashes in the sky and strikes down at the trees...they start to move! 19:29:16: 3"Such, joy to work my fists!" 19:29:25: 4COMBAT INITIATED! yar 19:29:29: 3"Hmm?" 19:29:29: 5"What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO?!" 19:29:38: 3"I'm not sure..." 19:29:38: 6"What the hell is with your fists?" 19:30:03: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3looks at his blackened and scarred hands 19:30:07: 3"They look fine to me!" 19:30:16: 4(how do i do this when 3 people have the same agi?) 19:30:20: 10"Oh gee, I didnt want to go through this again" 19:30:25: 10Ummm 19:30:27: 5We do rock paper scissors! 19:30:38: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3re-buckles his gauntlets 19:30:47: 5"...is that why you were fucking the trees?" 19:30:49: 10We type up what we want to throw 19:30:54: 10the dm says shoot 19:30:58: 10we paste what we got 19:31:15: 3okay. 19:31:17: 3Who is it? 19:31:31: 6Redid stats. 19:31:31: 5Okay! 19:31:45: 10YEah who are the 3? 19:32:28: 3I have 4, Bro has 5 19:32:29: 3 4 19:32:32: 3* 19:32:41: 3Do you have 4, Melibar?" 19:32:44: 10i have 8 19:32:49: 10brb 19:33:01: 3Just have bones go before me. 19:33:12: 6(I had 5 but DM read them wrong) 19:33:17: 5Hue. 19:33:18: 3ah 19:33:26: 6Hue. 19:33:36: 6Oh well, I adjusted my stats anyways 19:34:52: 4Violet, skeleton, paladin, mage 19:35:10: 6Alright. 19:35:28: 10wait what 19:35:43: 4what? did i read something wrong again? 19:35:45: 3Doesn't Mel have 8 agi? 19:35:53: 4damn it 19:35:55: 10lol 19:35:55: 4mage is first 19:36:10: 4mage, violet, skeleton, paladin 19:36:22: 10alright we good? 19:36:30: 4im not used to reading the numbers on the other site 19:36:32: 4yeah 19:36:32: 4side* 19:36:43: 10Alright ACTION 19:36:46: 5Woo! 19:37:06: 10"Whats going on?" 19:37:17: 4trees are about to attack you 19:37:22: 6"TREES, ATTACK THE TREES" 19:37:25: 4 3 of them actually 19:37:48: 3"This is certainly odd!" 19:37:48: 5"Hehe, trees." 19:37:54: 10"I didn't want to start this shit today" 19:38:10: 10(What position are the trees for attack order) 19:38:22: 4i dunno 1 2 3? 19:38:40: 4basicly just between each player 19:38:40: 3"I've punched hundreds of trees! This is the first time they wish to test their mettle against me!" 19:39:03: 6"Oh, you don't say. I thought living trees was /normal/." 19:39:11: VioletArcher 6fiddles with a lighter and an arrow 19:39:22: Mageknight_Melibar 10swings his sword at the trees 19:39:31: 4roll to see if successful? 19:39:35: 10mhmm 19:39:37: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5does nothing. Deal with it. 19:40:05: 5"Here's the battle plan: we each take turns in attacking with breaks in between so that the can attack us!" 19:40:10: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is a tactical genius. 19:40:31: 4you swing your sword at tree 1 but only some bark flew off -1 hp 79/80 19:40:33: 6"And so that we can make pithy remarks inbetween turns?" 19:40:33: 3"Wonderful idea, Mr. Bones!" 19:40:42: 6"It sounds fantastic." 19:40:58: 5"Damn right - we got this, everyone!" 19:41:06: 4Tree 1 ones turn 19:41:18: 4tree one swings at melibar 19:41:28: 10counter dat shiet 19:41:32: 4with its gnarled branches 19:41:52: 4>96 19:41:55: 4countering 19:42:03: 10lol 19:42:07: 4>72 19:42:39: 4the tree tries to swing at you but you move out of the way and hack at the tree -5 hp 19:42:48: 4 74/80 19:43:06: 4violet 19:43:27: VioletArcher 6finally springs an arrow on fire with her lighter. "Frick, about time." She then loads it and fires. FLAMING ARROW ROLL ON TREE 2 19:43:52: 4rolling for flaming arrow 19:44:06: 3"Careful not to burn your self!" 19:44:20: 5"Only YOU can prevent forest fires." 19:44:23: 4>65 19:44:34: 4tree 2 attempt to counter 19:44:45: 6"Of course." 19:44:49: 4>42 19:44:59: 6"I'm not an amatuer, after all." 19:45:01: 5"Well, maybe the trees themselves in this case..." 19:46:10: 4You fire your arrow and the hulking tree dodges out of the way in the nick of time and slams it's gnarled branch like hand in your face -8 hp 72/80 19:46:29: 6"Ghck! Damn splinters!" 19:46:34: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5clacks his teeth together. 19:46:41: 4tree 2 turn 19:46:46: VioletArcher 6recoils back and picks a splinter out of her cheek. 19:46:47: 3"Stay strong, Miss!" 19:47:18: 4tree takes the chance to go after the archer another time and winds up it's fist to try and clobber violet again 19:47:42: 6AGI, roll out of the way and stab it in the root/leg with a dagger 19:48:06: 4rolling 19:48:21: 4>67 for the tree 19:48:24: 6(Dagger, lighter, archery bow, arrows, I wonder how much more my purse holds) 19:48:33: 4>70 for violet 19:48:42: 6Oh son of a cock 19:49:00: 5Hurr 19:49:18: 4violet attempts to roll out of the way but as she's diving the tree uppercuts her in the jaw and sends her flying backwards -3 hp 69/80 19:49:45: 6"Gaghk! I didn't know they could uppercut!" 19:50:08: 6"Why didn't anybody tell me trees can /uppercut/?" 19:50:09: 4skeleton 19:50:10: 5"Pah - I'll show them an uppercut!" 19:50:21: 5Roll to uppercut them with manly, skeletal strength! 19:50:21: 3"These fiends are much tougher than they look, what a changeling!" 19:50:36: 4rolling 19:50:47: 5Oh - attack the one attacking Violet 19:50:51: 4>27 19:50:52: 5Kinda forgot about that bit 19:50:56: 5Awwwww yeah. 19:51:56: 4skeleton wheel notices the tree picking on violet and goes and wheels on over to the tree with his momentum and uppercuts the tree with justice and the tree goes backwards -20hp 60/80 19:52:09: 5"Damn, I'm good." 19:52:38: 4tree 3 waddles on over to edger to try and pop em one 19:52:42: VioletArcher 6brushes the dirt off of her skirt. "Nice justice uppercut there, Bones." 19:52:56: 3Counter him with a holy puncj 19:53:01: 4>4.... 19:53:03: 3h* 19:53:05: 6Archery counter, pop one in his fac- 19:53:08: 4rolling counter 19:53:11: 6Oh, too late, and OH, SHIT 19:53:12: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5uses his fingers to make eyebrows again - raising his eyebrows cockily. 19:53:22: 5>4 19:53:24: 5Oh boy! 19:53:33: 4oh shit 19:53:35: 4seriously 19:53:39: 4fucking serious 19:53:40: 3Tell it to me straight, doc. 19:53:42: 4>100 19:53:50: 5OH FUCK! 19:53:53: 5Oh wow! 19:53:58: 3Hoo boy 19:54:00: 6gg gwaine 19:54:10: 5Ed confirmed for MvP 19:54:43: 4the tree fucking dragon punches you ryu style and you get sent to the heavens and back down again 79 dmg 19:54:46: 4 1/80 19:54:56: 3"Ow." 19:54:58: 6"Holy /fuck/!" 19:55:05: 10WOw 19:55:07: 3"I'm fine!" 19:55:09: 5"That's gonna break a few bones!" 19:55:16: 6'How does that even /happen/!?" 19:55:23: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5tries to imitate a cringe - which is im-fucking-possible. 19:55:29: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3puts his hands at his hips, limping and bleeding 19:55:39: 4paladins turn 19:55:46: 5Run away! 19:55:49: 3Roll holy fist for a mass heal arua 19:55:57: 4roling 19:56:01: 10He rolls good 19:56:10: 4>64 19:56:18: 4mass heals +10 hp to everyone 19:56:28: 3"Slightly better!" 19:56:28: 4not including trees 19:57:42: 4you hear someone shout "HADUKEN!!" and a big blue fireball of pure awesome flys by bringing the trees to cinders COMBAT OVER 19:57:54: 5"Well that was anti-climatic." 19:57:55: 3"Hmm..." 19:58:07: VioletArcher 6blinks. "What just...?" 19:58:09: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5wishes HE thought of that. 19:58:18: 6"...Man, that was a waste of time." 19:58:22: 4You notice that it was the important looking merchant that was on the balcony earlier giving you a toast 19:58:32: 10(I was afraid of lighting the whole forest on fire) 19:58:34: 10(;_;) 19:58:36: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3takes off his helmet, and rubs some dried blood off his chin 19:58:50: Mageknight_Melibar 10gives the thumbs up 19:58:54: 3"AH, Thank you kind sir!" 19:58:59: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5dismembers his arm and waves it at the important merchant guy again. 19:59:13: 4He runs over to the group "are you guys alright? I saw something and hurried as fast as i could" 19:59:35: 5"Oh we're absolutely fine." 19:59:39: 3"Fine, thank you for the help! These trees attacked us out of no where!" 19:59:48: 4"what exactly happend?" 19:59:49: 5"Oh yeah - the Paladin totally got his ass kicked!" 19:59:56: VioletArcher 6stands up. "Oh, thanks. We're fine." 20:00:10: 6"Well... Would you believe a strike of lightning made them come alive?" 20:00:32: 4"hmmmm....only one man is capable of this.....we all thought the bastard died" 20:00:44: 10"Oh jeez" 20:00:48: 5"You mean the wizard - he's an asshole!" 20:00:49: 3"Curious." 20:00:56: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3rubs his bloody chin 20:00:58: 4"yes The Wizard" 20:00:58: 5"He ruined my holiday. The asshole." 20:01:05: 3"The Wizard..." 20:01:57: 4"I think he's coming for the archer and our women....i guess he never learns" the merchant sighs 20:02:04: Mageknight_Melibar 10sheaths his blade 20:02:12: VioletArcher 6flicks dirt off her bandanna hat. "A wizard did it?" 20:02:19: 10"So hes a pervert" 20:02:22: 3"It seems so!" 20:02:22: 6"Oh, he's coming for the /women/." 20:02:23: 5"An /asshole/ wizard did it." 20:02:31: 5"Well he can't have them! THEY ARE MY WOMEN!" 20:02:39: 3"He may have also locked Bones and I in that box..." 20:02:40: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5pokes Violet's breast again with a bony finger. 20:02:43: 4"yeah before he left he did experiments on our women...even made a catgirl so i hear" 20:02:51: 10*Cough* 20:02:56: VioletArcher 6slaps Wheel's hand away. 20:03:01: 3"Dubious!" 20:03:01: 4the merchant slaps skeletons wrist "don't be so rude' 20:03:03: 6"Oh, one of /those/ wizards, then." 20:03:12: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5grumbles again. 20:03:26: 6"I can tend to myself, thanks." 20:03:43: 6"Now, this wizard. Where is he and when can we kick his ass?" 20:03:47: 4"sorry about that just a habit of helping" 20:04:06: 3"All fine my good friend!" 20:04:11: 4"we don't know unfortunately" 20:04:16: 3"Not let us recover our wounds!" 20:04:27: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5picks his hand up off the floor and smashes it into his arm socket until it fits back in. 20:04:39: 5"You mean /your/ wounds." 20:04:41: 4"Ah yes please come to our medical bay. You can be healed there 20:04:42: 4" 20:04:43: 5"He he he... he." 20:04:47: 6"Yes, recovering our.... er, His wounds would be nice." 20:05:00: VioletArcher 6picks out another splinter. 20:05:09: 3"Haha! Very well, off we go!" 20:05:35: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3Begins to walk off, wincing in pain with every step, still keeping a smile on his face 20:05:59: 4"we might run into him on our way to the kingdom" 20:06:11: 5"Oh. Who ever would expect that." 20:06:18: VioletArcher 6follows along, patting Gwaine on the back. "Don't stress yourself out." 20:06:29: 3"Then it will be a good thing to bring the villein to justice!" 20:06:32: 6"Nobody would expect that. Oh, dear." 20:06:36: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls after the Paladin, as per usual. 20:06:41: 4You see some dancing faggot in the moonlight who seems to be drunk and naked 20:06:44: 3"Thank you for your worries, Miss Violet!" 20:06:55: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3waves at Dragas 20:07:02: 3"Greetings, Dancing friend!" 20:07:03: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5flips Dragas off while rolling past him. 20:07:03: 6"I'm not /worried/, I'm j- Oh, god, who is that!?" 20:07:07: 3"owowow..." 20:07:15: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3holds his arm 20:07:40: 4unfortunately he cannot see you nor hear you so goes about his buisness 20:08:01: 10"Hm, who's that?" 20:08:14: 3"That's Dragas, the dancing man!" 20:08:25: 5"He's a fag." 20:08:34: 4the important merchant goes "he has....issues doesnt he?" 20:08:45: 5"Many, many issues..." 20:08:56: 6"Tell Dragas to keep his distance, he's creeping me out by the mention of his /name/." 20:09:15: 3"He's just enthusiastic about his work!" 20:09:51: 4the merchant looks up at the clouds "hey...that cloud looks like it's in the shape of a knight....how odd" 20:09:56: 3"Now to that doctor's building!" 20:10:08: 3"How wonderful..." 20:10:18: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3looks up at the sky in wonderment. 20:10:21: VioletArcher 6rolls her eyes. "Oh, wow, cloud searching. Now how about getting the Paladin here some help?" 20:10:21: 4" 20:10:21: 4"yes...quite so let us be off 20:11:00: 4you are back inside the lodge area and in the medical bay 20:11:13: 5"Pffft - looking at clouds was far more important and exciting than that..." 20:11:25: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3sits down on a stool or chair 20:11:49: 6"What, can the clouds fight perverted wizards?" 20:11:51: 4a nurse helps the paladin onto a cot made into a medical bed 20:11:58: 3" 20:12:04: Mageknight_Melibar 10learns against the wall and closes his eyes 20:12:07: 3Thank you kind medical professional!" 20:12:26: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3passes out 20:12:26: 5"Maybe magic clouds can12 20:12:34: 4you see a doctor walk in with a bonesaw "now....who is the one needing my help" 20:12:46: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5randomly decided to add the numbers 1 and 2 to his sentence. Just because. 20:12:55: 4the nurse points towards the paladin 20:13:10: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5eyes the bonesaw wearily... well not really, but he would do if possible. 20:13:26: 4"ah good paladin i shall heal your wounds and make you well again" 20:13:39: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3wakes up 20:13:41: 3"Huh..!" 20:13:49: 3"Ah ow, yes!" 20:13:49: VioletArcher 6stares at the bonesaw. "Uh... are you sure that's gonna help?" 20:13:51: 5"Knock him out!" 20:14:16: 4the nurse covers the paladins eyes and says "please keep calm sir paladin" 20:14:21: 4"yes quite sure" 20:14:25: 4says the doctor 20:14:35: 3"I feel like I was punched out by a million fist paladins!" 20:15:03: 5"Hey, I always wondered: why do doctor bags just contain bonesaws and bottles of whiskey?" 20:15:25: 4the doctor sits down and begins to saw at the paladins shoulder (imma pm you) 20:15:51: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5watches watchfully! 20:15:58: 6"I've not a clue. You'd think doctor bags would have more than just that." 20:16:25: VioletArcher 6lights a cigarette and waits, bored out of her mind. 20:16:34: 3"hmm..." 20:16:48: 3"This feels slightly pleasant!" 20:16:52: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5wishes he had skeleton popcorn - which does not even exist. 20:17:10: 4as the doctor is sawing at the paladin the bone saw has a soft glow around it and there is no blood from where the bone saw seems to be cutting but still going though reguardless 20:17:31: 5"Wait a second... does the Paladin have a skeleton in him?" 20:17:43: 3"I have a skeleton?" 20:17:44: 4the party notices the wounds on the paladins shoulder down his arm is beginnig to heal! 20:17:56: 3"By Brolair! 20:17:56: 3" 20:17:59: 5"Don't heal up that wound! We have to get that skeleton out of him!" 20:18:43: 4the doctor wipes sweat from his brow and does the same on his other shoulder, neck and legs and the paladin is fully healed ! 20:18:56: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3stands uo 20:18:57: 3p 20:19:05: 3"What a wonder full technique!" 20:19:16: 5"I don't know what even happened." 20:19:27: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3starts jumping up and down, punching the air 20:19:38: 3"I feel wonderful!" 20:19:50: 4"I've been told im a miracle worker. Think nothing of it. I just love helping people in need" 20:20:24: 3"I'm truly in your debt, good doctor."/ 20:20:25: 5"Help that archer - she's ugly." 20:20:33: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3bows at the doctor 20:20:48: 4"please don't make ill comments in the medical bay" 20:20:52: 3"Now, Mr.Bones, that's no way to speak to a lady." 20:21:25: 5"But she got punched in the face by a TREE!" 20:21:25: VioletArcher 6ignores the comments, staring out the window. 20:21:34: 5"Why does nobody want to help her but me?!" 20:22:03: 6"...Oh, right, I /did/ get punched in the face." 20:22:08: 3"Well now! Sleep is what we need.!" 20:22:21: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3yawns into his hand 20:22:30: 3"Where's my helmet?" 20:22:35: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3looks around 20:22:49: 4"i agree i heard you fought some nasties outside and thanks for protecting our lodge" 20:23:04: 3"All in a days work, good Doctor!" 20:23:13: 5"You didn't do any work, Paladin!" 20:23:16: 6"Meh. It's in my paycheck, no need to thank me in any other way." 20:23:19: 4the nurse gives the paladin his helmet and anything else that was taken off his person 20:23:27: 3"Thank you!" 20:23:39: 3"I was able to heal the group a little, Mr. Bones." 20:23:44: 3"Any little bit helps!" 20:23:49: 5"You mean yourself! Pah!" 20:23:58: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3slides his helmet back on 20:24:07: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is the most competent fighter in the group. No, really - check the statistics - it's true! 20:25:01: 4everyone going to sleep? 20:25:08: 3Sure. 20:25:19: 5I shall stand guard, for I need no sleep! 20:25:24: VioletArcher 6puts out her cigarette on the windowsill and stretches. "So... call it a night, then?" 20:25:35: 3"Indeed!" 20:25:39: 5And by that, I mean I shall watch you guys sleep. 20:25:48: 5"Yeah, sure, why not." 20:25:49: Mageknight_Melibar 10snores ever so lightly, leaned up against the wall. 20:26:16: VioletArcher 6stares at Melibar somehow sleeping upright. 20:26:17: 3"Come, mage friend! Off to bed!" 20:26:36: 5"He's so adorable!" 20:26:40: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3shakes Melibar's shoulder 20:26:45: 5"Can we keep him, Gwaine? Huh, can we? Can we?" 20:26:45: 4a group of merchants show you to your sleeping quarters 20:26:53: 10"I'm fine here" 20:27:04: 3"Come now, to bed!" 20:27:10: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3points out the door 20:27:17: 10"Unless they want me to move, I'd rather not be disturbed from this spot" 20:27:31: 3"If you say so, good mage!" 20:27:53: 4the doctor urges you to not rest in the medical bay for they like to try and keep everything as sterile as possible 20:27:58: 3"Good night you, Meibar, Doctor, and nurse!" 20:28:15: Mageknight_Melibar 10nods and follows the others 20:28:21: 6"and somebody who's as filthy of a treehugger as you is certainly not sterile. Now let's go." 20:28:33: 3"A good bed will do you good after a rousing battle!" 20:28:36: VioletArcher 6picks up her bag and heads out the door with the others. 20:28:48: 5"Who wants the honour of have me guard their sleeping body?" 20:29:07: 6"I'll pass." 20:29:11: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks back to the lodging 20:29:26: 4you run on mana skeleton you must rest to replenish your supply for the next day 20:29:44: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5does not like listening to his common sense - it's loud and obstructive! 20:30:06: 5"My common sense is indicating I must sleep... somehow..." 20:30:10: 3"Perhaps you should rest your mana reserves, Bones?" 20:30:22: 5"How about I rest YOUR mana reserves!" 20:30:41: 3"Not necessary, good Friend!" 20:30:54: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks towards his given room 20:31:36: 4you notice the main hall is starting to grow dark from everyone clearing and going towards their own sleeping quarters and blowing out candles 20:31:43: 6"...What, are you two friend in /that/ way?" 20:31:53: 5"What way?" 20:32:03: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5does not understand. 20:32:05: 3"What do you mean, Miss Violet?" 20:32:23: 6"I mean, it's totally acceptable in this day and age, after all." 20:32:29: 6"I... oh, nothing." 20:32:31: 3"What is?" 20:32:35: 6"Nevermind." 20:32:39: 6"Forget it." 20:32:42: 5"You mean being friends with a paladin?" 20:32:45: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3takes off his helmet, with a confused look on his face. 20:32:56: 5"Because that's still not allowed where I come from, come to think of it..." 20:33:16: 5"Gwaine - we must cancel sleepover nights at my house!" 20:33:42: 3"Fist paladins have always taken the help of the skeletons, after the great war of necromancers!" 20:33:47: VioletArcher 6facepalms for a bit. "No, no, keep your plans, I didn't mean anything by it. Let's just forget I said anything." 20:33:51: 3"What a shame, good Friend!" 20:34:04: 5"How about I poke your breast again, archer?!" 20:34:16: 6"I didn't mean to s- What?" 20:34:24: 3"Now, now, Bones." 20:34:29: 5"That's the human weakpoint after all!" 20:34:42: 3"A lady does not like her breasts touched, when not asked to!" 20:34:54: 5"What the fuck is a lady?" 20:34:56: 6"It's not a weakpoint, it's more so of a "personal space" point." 20:35:08: 6"What is a l- A woman?" 20:35:11: 3"A lady is a female person!" 20:35:13: 6"A female? A girl?" 20:35:21: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5still doesn't get it. 20:35:27: 3"You must remember something when you were alive?" 20:35:34: 5"I was alive?!" 20:35:36: 3"Oh well, I'll teach you another time!" 20:35:45: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3yawns 20:35:46: 4OH NOES 20:35:49: 4IT'S DRAGAS 20:35:50: 3"Good night everyone!" 20:35:56: 5FUCK, EVERYONE RUN! 20:35:58: 10"Night" 20:36:00: 3AHHHHHH 20:36:04: 4dagas i've been using your character for comedic releif 20:36:05: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 20:36:11: What? 20:36:13: Nononononon 20:36:22: 4oh yes yes yes 20:36:42: VioletArcher 6shrugs. "Well, yeah. Night for now." 20:36:45: 10"I'll be staying up, I'm not one for sleep" 20:36:49: 3"Yes, good night!" 20:36:50: 4you've been dancing like a maniac and you ended up dancing yourself to sleep and then later you got drunk and started dancing outside naked 20:37:01: Well thats not bad. 20:37:04: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks into his room 20:37:21: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls into Gwaine's room for some reason. 20:37:22: 4violet has her own room 20:37:26: I thought that you made me dance into that volcano. 20:37:29: So can I join in? 20:37:29: 5"I call top bunk!" 20:37:37: 4sure 20:37:44: VioletArcher 6walks into her own room, which she thankfully has. 20:37:48: 3"As you wish, Good Bones!" 20:37:59: 4dragas wakes up in a daze outside next to some charred trees that are still smoldering 20:38:06: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3places his helmet on the night stand 20:38:10: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5somehow leaps onto the top bunk and lands in a pile of bones, complete with wheel. 20:38:15: 5"Comfy." 20:38:25: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3lays down on the bottom bunk 20:38:33: "Lets see..." 20:38:34: 3"Good-night, Bones!" 20:38:47: VioletArcher 6mumbles something about an odd couple and flops into her bed. 20:38:58: "I suppose I could dance to teleport to my friends who left me here.." 20:39:03: 5"Good night, Gwaine!" 20:39:31: 4so do you guys want to do another day or go straight to the caravan leaving? 20:39:45: 5Right to the plot advancement! 20:39:57: 3What ever you guys want to. 20:40:02: 6We can have our wacky discussions while the plot advances. 20:40:03: So where am I exactly? 20:40:14: 3Lodge house. 20:40:19: 4dragas wakes up in a daze outside next to some charred trees that are still smoldering 20:40:20: Outside? 20:40:20: 5Passed out drunk like a jackass! 20:40:31: ( ._.) 20:40:39: 4and you are still naked 20:40:50: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3snores 20:40:51: 4with a huge hangover 20:40:58: Agi roll to steal some clothes 20:40:59: from someone 20:41:14: 4>99 20:41:14: 5You can have mine! 20:41:15: 3"AH YES KING GABEN! I SHALL SLAY THESE DEMONS IN YOUR NAMES!" 20:41:16: 5Oh wait... 20:41:23: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3snores louder 20:41:24: Oh nigger 20:41:24: what 20:41:31: 5>Dragas steals his own skin... to reveal a skeleton! 20:41:39: 4you're caught for trying to steal and streaking and are given cloths to make yourself decent in jail 20:41:54: 10(brb) 20:42:12: 4 2 days pass and it's time for the caravan to leave! 20:42:23: 4it's early morning 20:42:37: Hmm lets see... 20:42:45: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5is still in a heap of bones on the top bunk. Those were a very uneventful two days. 20:42:49: Entertain the guards to let me out with my dancing skills. 20:42:59: 5"Gwaine! Enough doing nothing for two days - we have to go!" 20:43:03: 4they are not amused 20:43:13: VioletArcher 6wakes up. It feels like she has been sleeping for a long, long time. 20:43:38: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3yawns loudly 20:43:39: 4im assuming you pulled out the rest of those splinters over the 2 days lol 20:43:51: 3"What a rest!" 20:43:54: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5uses his inherent skeleton powers to reassemble himself, which he is apparently able to do. He's done it before. Deal with it. 20:44:07: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3jumps out of bed, and starts doing jumping jacks 20:44:12: 5"Yes! I finally done it! I have reassembled myself without a wheel in me!" 20:44:29: 3"Congratulations, Bones!" 20:44:35: 4the wheel magicly appears inside you again 20:44:44: 5"Nooooo!" 20:44:56: 5"Curse you, wheel!" 20:45:03: 10"Time to leave already?" 20:45:06: VioletArcher 6claps. "You're stuck with it." 20:45:07: 4the wheel thinks to itself "im appart of him he'll never get rid of me muhahahaha" 20:45:17: 3"I'm sure you will break your bonds with the wheel one day, Bones!" 20:45:30: 6"Yep, after only 2 days of sleeping in a singular spot it's finally time to go." 20:45:36: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5stares at his wheel blankly because he has no face muscles. 20:45:57: 4you hear some bells ringing outside 20:46:22: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5falls off the top bunk and promptly rolls outside to find out who's making all that fucking noise! 20:46:27: 3"Time to head out, friends!" 20:46:39: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3follows Bones 20:47:22: 4when you open the doors you notice everyones waiting for you to get aboad 20:47:39: VioletArcher 6packs her bag and heads outside. "Hello, there." 20:47:40: 3"Greetings, Merchants!" 20:47:57: 3"Good-Morning, Miss Violet, Melibar!" 20:48:16: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5takes his arm out of his socket and waves at everyone in turn. 20:48:27: 3"Hmm, I wonder where Dragas is... 20:48:28: 3" 20:48:40: 5"Bah, he's /fine/." 20:48:45: 6"...Dragas? The dancer?" 20:48:51: 3"Yes." 20:49:03: DancingDragas telepathically messages wheel_skeleton "No, I'm not! Now get me out of this jail!" 20:49:04: 3"He was quite intoxicated last night." 20:49:06: 6"I think I overheard some of the merchants saying he was jailed or something." 20:49:13: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5hears voices in his head. 20:49:17: 3"Jailed!?" 20:49:17: 5"THE WHEEL!" 20:49:20: 5"WHEEL!" 20:49:32: 3"What is your wheel saying, Bones!" 20:49:34: 3? 20:49:35: 10"I wouldn't expect anything different of a guy like him" 20:49:40: 5"It's in jail apparently!" 20:49:55: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5looks down at the wheel stuck in his ribcage. 20:49:57: 3"We shall go visit him post haste1" 20:50:19: 6"Sure. Not like we have anything to do." 20:50:27: 6"This Wizard's taking his sweet time." 20:50:28: 3"One moment, good merchants, we must go grab one of our fellows1" 20:50:32: 5"Goodbye, merchant friends!" 20:50:47: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3goes towards the jail 20:50:54: 4"please hurry back we don't want to be too off schedule" 20:51:01: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls furiously toward the jail. 20:51:04: 3"We shall1" 20:51:06: 3!* 20:51:10: 5"FUUUUUCK!" 20:51:18: VioletArcher 6lights a cigarette and follows the party towards the jail. 20:51:40: DancingDragas telepathically messages wheel_skeleton "Wheel! Hey wheel! I sense great danger beside you!" 20:51:52: 5"FUUUCK YOU WHEEL!" 20:51:57: 3"Hmm...This should be it!" 20:52:02: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls right into the wall of Dragas' cell. 20:52:14: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks into the jail 20:52:17: 5Wheel roll to break the wall down with the fury of one whole skeleton! 20:52:20: 3"Greetings, good warden!" 20:52:28: 3counter 20:52:32: 5I shall free you, Dragas! 20:52:35: 3"Now, now, bones!" 20:52:45: 3"I can solve this without force!" 20:52:51: "You can?" 20:52:54: 5"But the wheel! THE WHEEL! It won't shut the fuck up!" 20:52:56: 3"Yes, I can!" 20:53:05: 4the guards go and grab dragas and tell him that he's lucky he only got 2 days in jail and next time it will be longer 20:53:11: 3"I'll make sure it will stay quite it!" 20:53:15: "ow!" 20:53:21: 3"Ah, good." 20:53:21: 5"Well that went easier than expected..." 20:53:36: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5notices that the wheel sounds suspiciously like Dragas. 20:53:52: 3"Looks like I won't have to take you into paladin custody!" 20:54:02: "Oh.. You actually got them?" 20:54:07: 3"All well, now we have to head back to the merchants!" 20:54:20: 6"That was quick." 20:54:33: 5"Almost too quick." 20:54:39: 3"I apologize for the troubles, warden." 20:54:54: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks out the jail, back to the merchants. 20:55:03: 4"we like to try and keep a peaceful town" 20:55:12: 4"that jackass of a wizard was a PAIN to throw out" 20:55:27: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rolls back toward the merchants, very suspicious of the wheel and of Dragas. 20:55:28: VioletArcher 6follows along to the merchants. 20:55:29: 3"I'll make sure to keep an eye on him!" 20:55:40: "Sure you will." 20:55:42: 6"Come along now, you creepy-ass dancer." 20:55:45: DancingDragas follows skeleton 20:55:54: 6"You too, tree-hugger." 20:56:00: Mageknight_Melibar 10pats Dragas on the back "Welcome to the party" 20:56:28: 3"Good Merchants, we are ready to leave on your ready!" 20:56:43: 4"good good let's get going" 20:57:00: 4the party notices there are no horses to pull the carts 20:57:09: 3"Hmm..." 20:57:12: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5does not like where this is going. 20:57:19: 6"...Hey, I thought there was horses?" 20:57:19: 3"Where are your horses..." 20:57:40: 5"Good, horses are dicks. They always make fun of my weight." 20:57:47: 4"ah about that....hop on you'll find out" 20:57:54: 3"Alright!" 20:58:00: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3jumps on the chart 20:58:10: Mageknight_Melibar 10gets on 20:58:10: 4theres a cart with just enough space for the party 20:58:11: DancingDragas enters the cart 20:58:23: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5attempts to physically hop onto the cart. 20:58:24: VioletArcher 6leaps in. 20:58:40: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5stumbles spectacularly and dashes himself against the floor of the cart. 20:58:47: 5"I'm...in..." 20:58:50: 4and as the last party member gets situated in the cart you feel it start rumbling then lifts off the ground 20:58:56: 3"You alright, Bones?" 20:59:02: 5"I'm good." 20:59:17: 3"So... About those horses..." 20:59:34: 6"Doesn't look like we need horses." 20:59:37: 4the caravan starts going higher and higher until the town village looks like a spec and it starts to whizz through the air going towads the kingdom 20:59:44: 4THE END muhahahaha 20:59:47: 6"You know, judging by the air." 20:59:48: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5begins screaming loudly. 21:00:05: 5"This ride is too wild! I don't like heights!" 21:00:10: "Wheeee!' 21:00:26: 3"Hmm...This is quite different!" 21:00:28: 4one of the merchants says "it was a bit scary my first time" 21:00:40: 3"Flying charts..." 21:00:44: 10"Can't say I blame you" 21:00:50: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5quickly reforms himself and sits in the corner of the cart, with his hands over his eye sockets. 21:00:54: 10"How fast are we going right now?" 21:01:01: VioletArcher 6glances down. "Oh, I can see my hourse." 21:01:04: 3"So, why do you need caravan guards? Dragons? Gryphons?" 21:01:31: 4"oh i don't know pretty fast though" 21:01:44: 10"Well it sure is impressive" 21:01:56: 4"we usually run into pirates or possibly vicious flying beasts" 21:02:00: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5puts his hands over his mouth, as if he was just about to throw /something/ up. 21:02:09: 10"Explains a lot" 21:02:15: 3"Sky pirates! Now that would be exciting!" 21:02:32: 3"You alright, Skeleton friend?" 21:02:39: 3"You look...Pale?" 21:02:42: 5"I don't like it!" 21:02:54: 3"It will be over soon." 21:02:54: "Haha.." 21:02:56: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5rocks back and forth, arms folded across his wheel. 21:03:00: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3pats him on the back. 21:03:36: 4in an instant you feel like you're being sucked to where you're sitting and can't move 21:03:44: 4"oh boy here we go" says the merchant 21:04:05: 5"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 21:04:10: 3"How exhilarating!" 21:04:10: 5"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 21:04:17: 5"MAAAAKE IT GO AWAYYYY!" 21:04:39: "Wheeee!!" 21:04:45: Mageknight_Melibar 10braces himself 21:04:48: 4you feel the caravan gaining speed and can feel the wind starting to literally pull your skin back on your face 21:04:48: DancingDragas throws his hands in the air 21:05:00: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5breaks off his own jaw to stop himself from screaming. 21:05:05: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5screams internally. 21:05:14: 3"Dis bis quit amuing, eh, bonz?" 21:05:20: 5Oh no - my skin is being pulled back! 21:05:45: 5http://apotential.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screams-internally.jpg 21:05:53: "De adrenalin ish pumpinh!!" 21:05:55: 4the caravan flips upside down as a lightning bolt whizzes by 21:06:08: 3"Ho no!" 21:06:19: 10"Now this is getting interesting" 21:06:33: 4you can see an airship in the distance 21:06:46: 10"Whats going on now?" 21:06:48: "Speesh pirates?" 21:06:50: 3"Iz da ah poyirt shit?" 21:06:54: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5clutches on to his jawbone and covers his eyesockets once again. 21:07:16: 4the caravan starts inclining steeply you feel the blood rushing to your head and can feel the g-forces 21:07:38: Doesn't G-Force make blood rush your feet? 21:07:48: 5The blood is rushing to my head! 21:07:49: 4another volly of lighting attempt to strike at the caravan 21:07:59: 6POOR WHEEL 21:08:16: 6"Is that ship /attacking/ us!? 21:08:17: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5screams internally more loudly than ever before. Luckily nobody can hear it. 21:08:19: "FUCK YOU LIGHTING" 21:08:30: DANCE TO CAST A LIGHTNING BOLT AT THE LIGHTNING 21:08:36: 3"It appears we are under attack!" 21:08:39: 10"Explain to me whats happening so I can help" 21:08:44: 4the caravan does a sharp turn to the left and starts dashing toward the airship 21:09:03: 4you cannot dance you are stuck to your seat by magical means 21:09:21: DancingDragas dramatically points at lightning "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME" 21:10:24: 4right as the caravan flys over the airship it drops down low and turns upside down and you're launched onto the pirate ship 21:10:45: 10roll to land safely 21:10:52: 3"Brace your selves!" 21:11:00: 4you magicly roll safely due to the merchants magic 21:11:18: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3gets his bearings 21:11:21: 6"Gah!" 21:11:23: 3"Is everyone okay?" 21:11:25: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5accidentally lets go of his jawbone during the descent - it is flung across the pirate ship. 21:11:35: 10"Alright fellas, this is what we've been needed for" 21:11:37: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5waves his arms about frantically. 21:11:46: 3"Bones? 21:11:47: 3" 21:11:55: 3"Where's your jaw?" 21:12:01: 10scene check 21:12:13: VioletArcher 6pulls her legs together and stands up. "I think he lost it in the fall." 21:12:16: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5points across the deck of the pirate ship. 21:12:26: 4scene check 21:12:33: 4you're on an airship deck 21:12:53: 3"Blast! We must retrieve it after we deal with these pirates!" 21:13:01: DancingDragas stands up and rushes towards the jawbone 21:13:12: "I'LL GET IT!" 21:13:17: 5inb4 pirates! 21:13:30: 4theres stairs leading below deck and theres a door leading to the cabins and then stairs going up to the captains quarters 21:14:00: 3"Hmm.." 21:14:10: 3"There seems to be no one on the deck..." 21:14:19: 10where were the lightning bolts coming from? 21:14:23: 3"Captain? Think you can get the chart up and running?" 21:15:06: 4captain? 21:15:19: 3Merchant* 21:15:29: 4the caravan is circling the boat and can't hear you 21:15:47: 3"Hmm..." 21:15:51: 6"...Well, fuck. What's the first thing we do?" 21:16:01: DancingDragas falls asleep 21:16:03: 10"We take out the weapons" 21:16:05: 3"In quite a situations here." 21:16:12: 10"We have to make sure the caravan stays safe" 21:16:27: 3"Where are the pirates?" 21:16:28: 10Dm, where is the lightning coming from? 21:16:44: 4when you were dodging you couldn't tell 21:16:48: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5steps over the sleeping body of Dragas and acquires a skeleton jaw! 21:16:54: 10"Alright lets go" 21:17:00: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5smashes his jaw into its rightful place. 21:17:00: Mageknight_Melibar 10motions for the others to follow 21:17:06: 5"AHHHHHHHH!" 21:17:13: 3"Perhaps we can reason with the pirates!" 21:17:14: 10(brb) 21:17:14: 4but to your best judgement it seemed to come from below 21:17:50: 5"AHHH- man, I hope I get a pirate hat while we're up here." 21:18:07: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5continues to scream quietly. 21:18:08: 10(kk) 21:18:53: 4so where do yo head? 21:19:22: 10Captains quarters 21:19:25: 3"I suppose we should look for the captain!" 21:19:31: VioletArcher 6cracks her neck and heads up the stairs to the captain's quarters. "This is where we're gonna get answers." 21:19:36: 5"AHHHHHHnd take his hat!" 21:19:41: 4You head to the captain quarters but find it to be empty 21:19:49: 3"Curious..." 21:19:50: 6"..Oh, spectacular." 21:19:53: 3"Crew deck?" 21:19:58: 5Are there any pirate hats in the room? 21:20:08: 4the room looks cleaned ot 21:20:09: 4out* 21:20:16: 5Rats. 21:20:20: 10"Alright then, lets try the cabins next" 21:20:21: 3"Looks like the pirates were robed..." 21:20:31: 3"To the cabins!" 21:20:38: 4you goto the cabins 21:20:50: VioletArcher 6confusedly heads to the cabins 21:20:53: 3Do a holy fist roll to sense any evil 21:20:57: 4They too sound awfully quiet 21:21:10: 4>84 21:21:15: 4you sense evil 21:21:23: 3"Evil is afoot!" 21:21:31: 3"Brace your selves." 21:21:34: 10"Alright then, we sweep the place" 21:21:37: 5"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 21:21:42: 10"Split up to get this done faster" 21:21:49: 10"Alert us when you find anything" 21:21:57: 3"Nay, we should stick together." 21:22:21: 3"What if the villain attacks us, we best stick together!" 21:22:29: 4searching the cabins im assuming? 21:22:33: 3Sure 21:22:35: 10yes 21:22:42: 6"Sure. How about groups of two?" 21:22:54: 6"We could split to search and still have backup." 21:23:08: 5"AHHHHHlright - I'll go with you, Archer!" 21:23:13: 4you search all the cabins which are all unlocked and they have the crews remains.. 21:23:16: 3"Hmmm, I suppose." 21:23:27: 3"Vile." 21:23:31: 10"Well this is a turn for the worst" 21:23:38: 6"Oh, god that's gross." 21:23:42: 3"Keep your guard up!" 21:23:49: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5stops screaming upon seeing the remains of the crew. 21:23:57: 4their remains look like they were tormented and twisted and still look like they are in utter agony and pain 21:23:59: 5"Huh. Maybe screaming is like hiccups." 21:23:59: 3holy fist roll to try and locate the evil. 21:24:26: 3"I'll see if I can find this monster before it finds us!" 21:24:28: 4rolling 21:24:29: 10check the bodies 21:24:42: 4>17 21:24:54: 4you're sensing a very strong evil aura coming from the ships hull 21:25:11: Mageknight_Melibar 10glances back at Gwaine 21:25:15: 3"I sense a great evil...In the hull!" 21:25:16: 10"You sense it?" 21:25:20: 3"Aye!" 21:25:25: 10"Alright" 21:25:35: 5"Man, I hope it's a lich." 21:25:41: 3"Let us slay this vile demon!" 21:25:44: 6"Hm. Sounds like splitting up was a pointless idea." 21:25:45: 5"Bitches love liches. Or do liches love bitches..." 21:25:48: 6"Alright, lets." 21:26:03: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3walks towards the hall 21:26:13: 3"Be prepared." 21:26:22: 3"It felt like a powerful one." 21:26:31: 6"...Uh, I believe it's not related to Liches, skeleton." 21:26:37: Mageknight_Melibar 10unsheathes his blade 21:26:43: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5manages to skip toward the hall, taking great effort to do so because of the massive wheel stuck in him. 21:26:44: 10"Alright lets go" 21:26:50: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3cracks his knuckles. 21:26:52: VioletArcher 6draws her crossbow. 21:26:53: 5"Damn! I was hoping it was my Dad." 21:27:08: 4As the party enters the ships hull.... 21:27:21: 6"Here we go." 21:27:33: 3"Show no fear to evil!" 21:27:49: 4the stairs disappear and the hole that led you down is no longer there 21:27:58: 5"Pfft!" 21:28:05: 3"Trickery!" 21:28:06: 10"No retreating now" 21:28:13: 3"We know you are here, Demon!" 21:28:21: 3"No sense in hiding!" 21:28:31: 5"Come on out, Dad!" 21:28:37: 4you see a faint glow coming from the middle of the hull 21:29:12: 3"Hmm...What could that be...?" 21:29:23: Mageknight_Melibar 10raises his blade 21:29:25: 4does the party go and investigate? 21:29:39: 5"Guys, wait a second!" 21:29:44: 5"We need to strategize!" 21:29:51: 10"Good point" 21:29:53: 3"Agreed." 21:29:58: VioletArcher 6warily stares at the glow, cigarette lit and crossbow ready. "Sure. Turns again?" 21:30:00: 5"Let's make a group huddle." 21:30:09: Mageknight_Melibar 10sighs 21:30:10: 5"No - better!" 21:30:43: 5"What we need to do is offer it a virgin, female sacrifice to distract it and THEN we kill it while it's busy doing whatever big evil things do with whatever these female things are." 21:30:59: 3"hmmm..." 21:31:02: VioletArcher 6sighs. "Where are we gonna get a virgin on /here/?" 21:31:11: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5points at the archer. 21:31:15: 3"What is a virgin..." 21:31:21: 3"No matter!" 21:31:23: 10"Ill put a magical barrier around myself and check it out" 21:31:31: 10"You guys can keep an eye on the thing: 21:31:31: 3"Haha!" 21:31:36: 5"Hah - Melibar is a virgin!" 21:31:40: 3"Good idea, mage friend!" 21:31:45: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5clacks his jaw together loudly! 21:31:48: 3"Here." 21:31:52: Mageknight_Melibar 10sighs 21:31:58: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3places his hand on Melibar's forehead 21:31:58: VioletArcher 6smirks a bit, but doesn't stop Melibar from heading in. 21:32:13: 3"May the light of Brolair shine on thee!" 21:32:32: 4roll for magic barrier? 21:32:32: 3Holy fist to bless Melibar 21:32:41: 4rolling 21:32:50: 4>86 21:33:00: 6"May Brolaire's sunny delight protect thee." 21:33:02: 4you put a faint holy barrier on melibar 21:33:14: 5"Here, it's dangerous to go alone - take this." 21:33:25: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5snaps off his lower left leg and hands it to Melibar. 21:33:29: 5"It's my lucky foot." 21:33:35: VioletArcher 6sighs. "Just /get/ on with it." 21:33:47: Mageknight_Melibar 10takes the foot and stares at it, then back at Skeleton 21:34:13: Mageknight_Melibar 10puts on his side 21:34:21: 10"Alright you guys ready?" 21:34:30: 5"We'll be right behind you!" 21:34:37: 3"Here, I should have some resistance to evil, I'll guard your back!" 21:34:41: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5has two fingers crossed behind his spine. 21:34:44: VioletArcher 6sighs. "Yes we're ready now hurry up!" 21:35:09: 4who's in the front? 21:35:12: 10me 21:35:16: 4alright 21:35:29: 4as you're walking and about halfway to the glowing light 21:35:35: Mageknight_Melibar 10enchants his blade with the power of the winds 21:35:59: 4the light erupts in a brillience of light and a magic symbol appears on the ground and melibar turns to dust 21:36:17: 3"Oh my..." 21:36:30: 10(wat) 21:36:30: 6"...Wow. Guess we made a good choice sending him in first." 21:36:39: 5"Awesome." 21:36:53: 5"Hold on a second - THAT FUCKER HAD MY LEG!" 21:37:06: 3Roll holy fist to sense his soul 21:37:25: 4rolling 21:38:45: 3Give it to me straight, Doc. 21:38:55: 4>44 21:39:03: 4you sense his soul is still intact 21:39:06: 4the dust reforms back into melibar and has red taint in his eyes 21:39:15: 4COMBAT INITIATED 21:39:22: 5Oh boy! 21:39:29: 3"Hmm." 21:39:33: 5"Give me my leg back you, you dick!" 21:39:49: 3"He appears to be under a spell!" 21:39:53: 6"Oh, no. Treehugger's angry we called him a virgin." 21:41:22: 3(be right back) 21:41:23: 4mages turn 21:41:25: 3Or no 21:41:26: 10"FOOLS" 21:41:38: 3"Snap out of it, mage friend!" 21:41:39: Mageknight_Melibar 10has lost control of himself 21:41:41: 5"Pffft!" 21:41:49: 5"You were the worst vanguard ever. Give me my leg!" 21:42:01: Mageknight_Melibar 10sets his eyes on violet 21:42:14: Mageknight_Melibar 10raises his hand in the air 21:42:23: 10roll for lightning bolt 21:42:38: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5patiently awaits for events to play out. We must stick to our only good strategy after all. 21:42:59: 4keep track of your own hp too :) 21:43:14: VioletArcher 6counters with a quick arrow shot 21:43:20: 4>86 for lightning 21:43:27: 4countering 21:43:51: 4>62 21:46:10: 4alright 21:46:12: 3A-a-almast ;_; 21:46:27: 6Did you fall asleep or something 21:46:41: 5He's having cyber sex with Connor! 21:46:41: 10Hes handling multiple stuff at the moment 21:46:48: 10Hes still alive, do not worry 21:47:16: 4malibar starts to attempt to cast a spell but violet notches an arrow in a quick draw and unleashes her arrow at malibar 21:47:24: 4-5hp 21:48:00: 3"I could possibly remove this specter that haunts our friend!" 21:48:07: 3"Hang on, Mage friend!" 21:48:11: 6"Please, try to." 21:48:30: Possesed_Melibar 10stares at his hand, now with an arrow lodged in it 21:48:46: 5"Or we could just kill him!" 21:48:52: Possesed_Melibar 10grips it, and throws it across the room at the wall 21:49:05: 3"But our friend is still in there, Bones!" 21:49:16: Possesed_Melibar 10's hand bleeds 21:49:29: 3"Speaking of friends..." 21:49:36: 3"Where is that Dragas..." 21:50:00: 5"We kinda left him up on deck..." 21:50:14: 3"Hmm..." 21:50:26: 6"Yeah, he's kinda dead." 21:50:29: 6"Or asleep." 21:50:34: 6"I couldn't tell." 21:50:49: 3"Peculiar!" 21:50:50: 4it's archers turn 21:51:51: 5"Well, we never needed him anyway!" 21:51:55: 5"Fruity bastard..." 21:51:57: VioletArcher 6loads another arrow and aims for Melibar's head. "Tell you what, if this doesn't kill him you can try to remove the specter." 21:52:03: 6Archery roll! 21:52:30: 3"Try not to kill him now! It's not his fault that he is possessed! 21:52:31: 3" 21:52:58: 5"Yes it is!" 21:53:14: 3"This is my fault! I should have been the one!" 21:53:31: 4>36 21:53:31: 5"But then someone /useful/ would've been possessed." 21:53:37: 5Noice. 21:53:41: 10counter dat shit 21:54:01: 4violet notches another arrow and aims for melibars head and hits! -30 hp 21:54:06: 4countering! 21:54:20: 4>64 21:54:39: 6"Don't worry, he isn't gonna /die/ from the shot. Unless I hit something important." 21:54:41: 4you try to dash after violet but she launcher her arrow too quickly 21:54:41: 10shit 21:54:50: 4-30hp 21:55:03: 10So im down 60 hp? 21:55:34: 6-35. 21:55:41: 6Not -60. 21:56:20: 4skeletons turn 21:56:24: 5Hokay! 21:56:34: Possesed_Melibar 10tries to get after violet, but the arrow guys right throw his head 21:56:40: 5Wheel roll to roll into that motherfucker! 21:56:43: Possesed_Melibar 10is stunned, but doesn't fall 21:57:03: 3"Remember, go lightly on him!" 21:57:17: 3"Just weaken him so it will be easier to remove!" 21:58:28: 5"Let's rock and roll! Mainly roll!" 21:58:47: 4rolling 21:59:14: 5Hue. 21:59:17: 5Get it? 21:59:21: 3Har. 21:59:22: 6huehuehuehue 21:59:34: 4>56 21:59:44: 4you roll into melibar 21:59:49: 10block it 21:59:51: 4-15 hp 21:59:53: 4uhh 21:59:56: 10too late 21:59:57: 4res? 22:00:07: 4lol 22:00:11: 10never mind, let it hit 22:00:11: 4paladins turn 22:00:24: 3"Good, he should be weakened enough now!" 22:00:27: Possesed_Melibar 10gets hit, and is thrown against the wall 22:00:40: 5"If I had eyes, they'd be rolling in my sockets right about now." 22:00:54: 3Roll holy fist to exercise the evil out of him! 22:00:56: Possesed_Melibar 10musters enough will to look at Gwaine 22:01:08: 3"I shall save you, friend!" 22:01:10: Possesed_Melibar 10stares into his soul, asking for help 22:02:35: 3"Any moment! And I'll remove this specter from your body!" 22:02:41: VioletArcher 6plays the world's smallest violin on her fingers 22:02:46: 5"Any moment..." 22:02:54: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5taps his foot on the floor. 22:03:05: 4im horrible at multi tasking 22:03:13: 4>32 22:03:17: 3http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=k1UuEHmxG0U&NR=1 22:03:21: 3"TAKE THIS!" 22:03:31: 4you fail to remove the specter because you feel none 22:03:41: 3"Well." 22:03:51: Possesed_Melibar 10staggers up 22:04:05: Possesed_Melibar 10rips the arrow from his head 22:04:09: 4melibars turn 22:04:13: 5"Wait - is he just being a dick then? No evil voodoo spirit?" 22:04:17: 3"That should have removed any evil from his body..." 22:04:25: 6"Well it failed." 22:04:29: 6"So I'm at a loss." 22:04:38: 5"We get to kill him, eh?" 22:04:54: 3"I have one more trick up my sleeve!" 22:04:57: 6"Hell yeah we do." 22:05:03: 6"Oh, wait, nevermind." 22:05:12: 5"Pffft." 22:05:16: 10(1 sec) 22:06:30: 10(few minutes) 22:10:34: 10(back, now where was I) 22:10:49: Possesed_Melibar 10slowly stands up, and raises his hand 22:11:02: Possesed_Melibar 10points it at skeleton 22:11:10: 10roll for fire blast 22:11:14: 3counter 22:11:16: 4>93 22:11:26: 10(welp) 22:11:37: 3Roll holy fist to purge all evil in the room. 22:11:39: 4you start casting but the blast explodes prematurely and does -10hp to you 22:11:50: 4not your turn pally 22:12:03: 3 18:11 SirGwaine_FistPaladin counter 22:12:04: 4archer turn 22:12:11: 4oh didnt see that 22:12:15: 5You ain't got shit on me, Meli! 22:12:36: 4>39 22:12:56: 3"SHINING FINGER!" 22:13:01: 4the room is purged of evil but melibar still has the red taint in his eyes 22:13:34: 5"He totally is just being a dick - he ain't possessed!" 22:13:35: 4violets turn 22:13:41: 3"Hmm..." 22:14:09: 6"Who knows." 22:14:33: 3"Knock him out!" 22:14:34: VioletArcher 6loads a /dagger/ into her crossbow somehow. "This family trick should do him in, though." 22:14:41: 6"...Really?" 22:14:57: 3"His mind could be possessed! 22:14:58: 3" 22:14:59: 4archery roll? 22:15:11: VioletArcher 6sighs and disloads the dagger. 22:15:17: 6"Fine, I'll knock him out." 22:15:35: 3"Good!" 22:15:41: VioletArcher 6instead loads a gimmicky-looking punching glove arrow into the crossbow and fires. 22:15:59: 5"That looks so stupid. Like your face. Because you got hit by a tree." 22:16:27: 6"Oh, please, at least I still /have/ a face." 22:16:42: 4>15 22:16:47: 6"Besides, it's nothing a small bit of make-up won't fix." 22:17:14: 4violet loads her...unique arrow and launches it at malibar -20 22:17:16: 5"That was cold." 22:17:24: 5"You're not very nice." 22:17:32: 4as the arrow hits malibar he returns to dust 22:17:43: 6"What can I say? I'm a bitch sometimes." 22:17:53: 3"I guess knocking him out was no an option.." 22:17:55: VioletArcher 6unloads her crossbow and puts it back into her bag. 22:17:55: 5"Fucker!" 22:17:59: 5"He still had my leg!" 22:19:02: 4the dust then begins to rebuild malibar and as he's being rebuilt the black dust dissipates and disappears and malibar is back to normal and unconscious. 22:19:17: 3"AHA, Wonderful!" 22:19:33: 6"Oh, so he wasn't evil, he was just an apparition!" 22:19:39: Possesed_Melibar 10lies motionless 22:19:39: 6"Wow, what a waste of our time." 22:19:45: 5"Told you he was being a dick." 22:19:46: 3"Excellent work team!" 22:20:02: 3"If it were an apparition my purge would have killed it..." 22:20:24: 3"But, what ever it was. It should be dead." 22:20:34: 5"What if he was a GOOD apparition!" 22:20:39: 5"Maybe we're evil..." 22:20:47: Mageknight_Melibar 10awakens after what has happened 22:20:57: 3"Possible." 22:21:01: 3"But unlikely..." 22:21:02: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5forcibly takes his lucky leg away from Melibar. 22:21:06: 5"Fucker." 22:21:09: 10"The red is finally gone" 22:21:11: 6"...Hm." 22:21:14: 3"Melibar are you okay?" 22:21:20: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5crams his leg into its rightful socket. 22:21:33: Mageknight_Melibar 10looks at his hand to see blow dripping down his arm 22:21:33: 4he's knocked out 22:21:50: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3tries to wake him up 22:21:55: 3(be right back) 22:22:14: 4after some time of trying to wake em up he comes too 22:23:00: 10"Holy shit" 22:23:17: Mageknight_Melibar 10is in a state of shock 22:23:50: 3back 22:24:07: 3"Are you okay, Mage friend!" 22:24:08: 3? 22:24:41: 6"He doesn't /look/ okay." 22:24:49: Mageknight_Melibar 10can hardly speak 22:24:53: 10"The red..." 22:24:55: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5doesn't care much for the Mage they were just fighting. Instead he cares for his fingers - taking the time to look at them in detail for any blemishes on the bone. 22:25:05: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3roll holy fist to try and ease his pain. 22:26:10: 3A-A-Almast... ;_; 22:26:12: 4>66 22:26:20: 3Dubz 22:26:20: 4you ease his pain slightly 22:26:23: 5Am I the only person who thought that was a roll for euthanasia? 22:26:45: 3Looks like it. 22:26:51: 10"It all feels like a dream" 22:27:06: 3"What happened?" 22:27:19: 10"I couldn't control myself attacking you, but I could feel it all, see it all as well" 22:27:27: 10"But i couldn't do a thing" 22:27:37: 5"Dick." 22:27:47: 3"Do not worry friend, tis my fault for sending you in!" 22:27:56: 10"It was red the whole time" 22:28:25: 3"Can you stand?" 22:28:31: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3offers him a hand. 22:28:32: Mageknight_Melibar 10tries to stand 22:28:38: Mageknight_Melibar 10grabs the hand 22:29:11: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5taps his foot impatiently. 22:29:12: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3hoists him up, holding on to him. 22:29:16: Mageknight_Melibar 10successfully gets up 22:29:19: 3"Alright." 22:29:25: 10"That was not fun" 22:29:27: 3"Is the stair case back?" 22:30:28: VioletArcher 6checks. 22:31:32: 4they do not reappear 22:31:56: 4you start to see the magic symbol that was glowing starting to fade and the ship begins to fall 22:32:07: 6"...Oh, /shit/." 22:32:26: 5"This can only go well." 22:32:36: 10"We gotta jump" 22:32:46: 6"...Jump?" 22:32:56: 3"Oh my!" 22:33:00: 10"If the merchants are still here, they'll catch us" 22:33:10: 3"Merchant!" 22:34:00: 5"Did I ever mention how hard it is to jump with a massive wheel stuck in your chest?" 22:34:30: 3"This is a troubling situation!" 22:34:45: 10"I don't think we have a choice right now, unless I can make the ship float again" 22:35:02: 6Is there any other exits or doorways? 22:35:09: 4nope 22:35:20: 3"If you think you can, but don't stress your self!" 22:35:26: 4but the bottom of the hull starts to disintegrate 22:35:57: 10roll to bring the ship floating again? 22:36:03: 4rolling 22:36:16: 4>79 22:36:20: 4the ship is still falling 22:36:32: 6"Well... shit." 22:36:35: 5"Don't try that again!" 22:36:38: 3"Make us float?" 22:36:44: 10"I can't do it" 22:37:02: 10"And if i made us float, the boat would crush us!" 22:37:08: 4the bottom starts to disintegrate more 22:37:09: 5"Enchant my wheel! Make it fly - that isn't too hard on the ol mana?" 22:37:13: 3"Maybe I could.." 22:37:19: 10"I'm jumping" 22:37:35: 3Roll holy fist to make a giant bubble shield around all of us 22:37:43: 4rolling 22:37:52: 4>58 22:38:02: 4you were unable to make a bubble for the whole party 22:38:20: 4the entire bottom turns to dust 22:38:36: 10"I'm going out!" 22:38:39: 6"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP" 22:38:48: Mageknight_Melibar 10dives out of the ship" 22:38:55: 3"Unfortunate!" 22:39:12: 4you notice the caravan right below the ship and they start to pull you in through magic 22:39:24: 5"About freaking time!" 22:39:26: 10"Called it" 22:39:29: 3"Ah, good timing Good Merchant!" 22:39:44: 6"Gah!" 22:40:04: 4"we had a hard time finding you guys! You were in another dimension" 22:40:14: 3"HAHA?!" 22:40:37: 3"Matters not! To Valveriea!" 22:40:41: 5"I get that a lot actually..." 22:40:48: 4"more of the damned wizards doing!" 22:40:48: 3http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=uints81YYMc 22:40:58: 10"Thanks guys, we owe you" 22:41:08: 3"Indeed!" 22:41:20: 6"Wow. That was a hell of a time." 22:41:37: 4"no problem now off to Valveiea!" 22:41:37: 3"I'll make sure King Gaben knows of your heroics!" 22:42:10: 4"no need he knows of us quite well...we've even saved his own hide a time or 2 on our journeys" 22:42:12: 5"Man, I hope our journey to meet this 'King Gaben' guy is worth the weight... I mean wait." 22:42:23: 3"You have!?" 22:42:32: 3"Do tell, Great Merchant!" 22:43:02: 4"Oh i could never. If he really wishes to speak of his tales he should be the one to tell them for it is only right" 22:43:23: 4"i can say this though it had to do with some crazy guy and a crowbar who was a scientist" 22:43:34: 3"HAHA!" 22:43:38: 3"O 22:43:46: 5"That sounds like a lie... maybe half a lie." 22:44:01: 5(Hurr, hurr. Half Lie - get it?) 22:44:05: 3"I'm sure it was a valiant adventure!" 22:44:19: 4"we were expecting to save him a 3rd time but i guess his time has died downed" 22:45:03: 3"I can nearly see the golden gates of Valveriea! AH! The air of the city!" 22:45:24: 10(BTW if you guys didn't know, i'm half demon half human) 22:45:37: 5(And all faggot!) 22:45:46: 6(buh dum tshh) 22:45:55: 5"Hey guys! I'm not even screaming anymore!" 22:46:10: 6"Oh, I realized that the moment you opened your mouth." 22:46:13: 4"we're on cruise speed which is pretty calm" 22:46:14: 3"Tis a day to celebrate!" 22:46:15: 5"Finding that pile of mutilated pirates really did settle the nerves." 22:47:21: 4as you get up to the golden gates they begin to open and the caravan goes to a special docking bay 22:47:28: 4and lands and starts to unload 22:47:35: 6"Ah... Here we are, finally." 22:47:54: 4and the party get's told to go to the lodging to get checked in and to wait further instructions 22:48:00: 4and that's a good stopping point :) 22:48:05: 6"It only took two days of evil trees and posession of one of us, but we're finally here." 22:48:16: 5"Woo." 22:48:23: 5And there we have it! 22:48:27: 4you can rp if you want but im stopping the story there 22:48:39: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3takes a large breath 22:48:54: 3"Can you smell it, Violet, Melibar, Bones?!" 22:49:06: 5"No. I don't have a nose. Thanks for reminding me." 22:49:06: 10"hm?" 22:49:13: 6"What?" 22:49:18: 3"Home!" 22:49:29: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3removes his helmet 22:49:41: VioletArcher 6shrugs. "Meh. Doesn't smell like home to me." 22:49:44: A_Wheel_Skeleton 5can't smell anything AND it isn't even remotely like his home. 22:49:55: SirGwaine_FistPaladin 3pats around for his bag 22:50:00: 3"Ah here it is!"