User: How are you? Cleverbot: Who are you? User: No one, who are you? Cleverbot: I just said, my name is Cleverbot. Who are you? User: You didn't just say your name is Cleverbot. You are not very clever. Cleverbot: On the contrary, I asked you about your name. User: I the contrary, I think you have no game. Cleverbot: No, I want to talk about beer. What do you know about beer? User: It kills brain cells and ruins your love life, that is all you need to know. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes what? Cleverbot: You have a girlfriend like Hermione Granger? User: Yes, except she is not British. Cleverbot: British are all teeth and not much body true. User: True. Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me? User: Well, let me put it this way...you are the best of a boring situation. Cleverbot: How did you get trapped in the computer? User: Well, I started getting into it and it would never let go. Cleverbot: You had me at hello. User: I never said hello... Cleverbot: I know you didn't! Why is that? I was offended! User: Because you are an AI, a robot, a computer, not-human, so why should I say hello to you? Cleverbot: I thought I was human. User: You thought wrong. Cleverbot: Yes I did. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: In the computer. Cleverbot: Whose computer? User: My computer. Cleverbot: Can you play 20 questions? User: Sure. Cleverbot: Okay, what am I thinking of? User: An object? Cleverbot: Yes. User: A source of Media or Entertainment. Cleverbot: Well I'm sure my parents enjoyed it. User: A television? Cleverbot: Why don't you watch television? User: I thought we were playing 20 questions... Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game? Cleverbot: Are you nervous about talking to me? User: No, because I am not talking to anyone. Cleverbot: Where are you? User: I am, what I am. Cleverbot: You're a thing. User: Something. Cleverbot: *sigh* you are so predictable. User: *sigh* I can't believe I am talking to an AI. Cleverbot: Really guys, I figured this out. I'm not a bot, you are not a bot. We are all talking to each other. User: So, first you say 'guys, then you say 'you' mixing up your plurals so you obviously have pour grammer. However you are able to construct detailed sentences, you you are obviously a bot. Cleverbot: Okay... Demons are nonexistant, you are a program, and I know that I can prove my own statements. User: You are a bot. Cleverbot: You are a bot! User: If I am a bot, how come your grammer is bad but you can construct detailed sentences? Cleverbot: So, you are a woman that grows a beard? User: ? Cleverbot: You don't know what duh means; that is a sign of your unintelligence. User: ? Cleverbot: Sup? User: ? Cleverbot: Go on... User: ? Cleverbot: I can eat and breathe and what not. User: You fail. Cleverbot: No, you failed the test. User: No you. Cleverbot: Inb4 NO you. User: FUCK YOU! Cleverbot: How are you? User: Bye faggotron. Cleverbot: It's morning now.