terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT] TC: WhOa wHaT ThE FuCk iT Is mY MoThErFuCkIn bUlLhOnKeY? TC: TaVrOs mAn wHeRe yOu aT On tHiS FiNe aSs bItCh oF A DaY? TC: HoOoOoOoOoOoNk! AT: oH HEY, AT: sORRY, TC: ThErE yOu ArE. :o) AT: yEAH, i'M SORRY, i DIDN'T HEAR THE HUSKTOP, TC: It's aLl fUcKiN FiNe aNd cHiLl aS ChIlL CaN Up aNd gEt. AT: oKAY, dID YOU NEED SOMETHING, TC: Yo wHaT It iS YoU KnOw aBoUt tHiS BuLgE-OuT InSaNe sHiT CaLlEd rOlEpLaY? AT: uHHH, wELL, TC: Ac gOt mE InTo cOnVeRsAtIoNs aBoUt aLl lIkE FuCkIn, TC: I dUnNo, TC: BuT ShE WaS AlL LiKe bEiNg uP AnD AlL ToRe a hOlE CoMpLeTeLy iN ThE SiDe oF ThIs uNdEaD WiZaRd HoUnD oR SoMeThInG. TC: ExCePt tHaT FuCkEr wAs oNlY On tHe iNtErNeT. AT: sOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SHE'D DO, AT: sHE LIKES TO, AT: wELL, TC: hAhA. AT: sHE ALWAYS LIKES TO HUNT, AT: bUT, uHHH, i DONT ROLEPLAY MUCH WITH HER ANYMORE, AT: bECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL UPSET WHEN SHE KILLS ALL THOSE NICE ANIMALS, fOR NO GOOD REASON TC: HeHeHe iT'S AlL GoInG To bE LiKe fUcKiN BeInG AlL RiGhT. TC: I WoN'T AsK YoU Do tO ThAt. AT: oKAY, gOOD, TC: I JuSt gOt aNd fUcKiN ThOuGhT I'D TaKe tHiS MoThErFuCkEr oF A TiTs iDeA FoR A SpIn. AT: wITH ME, }:) TC: HeLlS To tHe fUcK YeAh bRoLlErDeRbY! AT: tHAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, AT: oKAY, sO, AT: wHERE SHOULD WE START, TC: We'rE In yOuR RoOm. TC: aLl pUtTiN SoMe sErIoUs pEeP Up oN A FaIrY PoStEr oR SoMe dAmN ThInG. AT: hI gAMZEE, iT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE FOR A VISIT, AT: oH YES, gOOD IDEA, i LIKE MY POSTERS A LOT, AT: i GOT A NEW ONE FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY, a BLUE ONE WITH SPARKLES, i THINK IT'S MY SECOND FAVORITE NOW, TC: dAmN tHaT's NiCe. AT: sO DID YOU MAYBE WANT TO GO OUTSIDE, oR, uHHH, TC: WhIlE YoU'Re oVeR ThErE BeInG AlL AbOuT To sUgGeSt wE Go sOmE DoWn-aSs fUcKiN PlAcE I ClImB Up oNtO YoUr fOuR WhEeL MiRaClE. AT: wAIT, wHAT, TC: HaHaHaH I'M On mY MoThErFuCkIn kNeEs hErE, sTrAdDlInG YoUr lEgS AnD LoOkInG YoU RiGhT AlL Up iN ThE FaCe. AT: gAMZEE, AT: iS THIS A DIFFERENT, uHHH, sORT OF ROLEPLAY, AT: i'M NOT SURE HOW i FEEL ABOUT IT, TC: ReLaX BrO ShIt's aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN GoOd, YoU'Re nOt gOnNa gEt hUrT AnD NeItHeR Is sOmE FuCkIn aNiMaL, i pRoMiSe. AT: wELL, yEAH, bUT, TC: YoU GoTtA JuSt sAy fUcK It aNd rOlL WiTh sHiT LiKe tHiS sOmEtImEs. TC: jUsT GoTtA GeT To bEiNg aLl dOwN WiTh tHiS ClOwN. AT: bUT I DON'T KNOW IF, TC: OkAy sO YoU'rE aLl oVeR HeRe kIcKiN Up a mOtHeRfUcKeR Of a dUsT ClOuD BeCaUsE I'M Up iN BaSiCaLlY EvErY GrIlL YoU'lL eVeR hAvE. TC: I GoT YoU By tHe hOrNs aNd i tUrN YoUr fAcE BaCk tO Me. AT: oH GOD, TC: I LeAn dOwN AnD SmAcK A FaT KiSs rIgHt oN YoUr bIg mOuTh, OuR TeEtH AlL ClIcKiN BeCaUsE We'rE ThE FuCkIn aWeSoMeSt oF FaNg bRoS FoReVeR. TC: I FuCkIn sUcK On yOuR LoWeR LiP A LiTtLe, HeHe iT TuRnS OuT YoU TaStE PrEtTy gOoD. TC: OkAy sO I GoTtA Up aNd pUt oNe hAnD On yOuR ShOuLdEr sO I DoN'T FuCkIn fAlL OvEr aNd kNoCk uS BoTh tO ThE FlOoR. TC: BuT ThE SmArT MoThErFuCkEr rEaDiNg tHiS Is pRoBaBlY WoNdErInG WhAt mY OtHeR HaNd bE AlL Up aNd aBoUt tO Be gEtTiN InTo. TC: iT's HiS pAnTs. adiosToreador [AT] blocked terminallyCapricious [TC] terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling adiosToreador [AT] TC: HeY TaVrOs i tHiNk mAyBe yOu wEnT AlL AnD PuShEd sOmE WrOnG BuTtOn. TC: HaHaHaHa. AT: gAMZEE i DON'T THINK i CAN ROLEPLAY WITH YOU LIKE THIS TC: WeLl YoU DiDn't lIkE HaUl oFf aNd pUnCh mE In tHe MaKeUp Or pUsH Me oFf. AT: wELL THAT WOULD BE RUDE, AT: aND YOU'RE MY FRIEND, TC: HeHe jUsT ReLaX, mAyBe gEt yOuRsElF A HiT Of sOpOr sLiMe. TC: WhEn tHiS Is oVeR YoU ArE GoNnA Up aNd lIkE GeT To bEiNg tHe cHiLlEsT Of tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs. AT: wAIT, sOPOR SLIME, AT: gAMZEE THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU, TC: It's aLl gOoD AnD SwEeT, jUsT GoTtA Be rOlLiN At wHaT YoUr hEaRt's gEtTiN To bE AlL In, YoU KnOw? AT: ,,, TC: DaMn mAn, YoU WeNt aNd wAs aLl lIkE To mAkE A MoThErFuCkEr lOsE HiS PlAcE. TC: oKaY, TC: ThErE GoEs yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs aLl oPeN. TC: aNd ThEn i... TC: WaIt. TC: It sTiLl lIkEs tO StAnD Up aNd gEt fReSh rIgHt? AT: tHAT'S KIND OF, pERSONAL, AT: oKAY YES IT DOES, TC: Oh tHaT Is mOtHeRfUcKiN TiTs tImEs tHeRe bRo, DoN'T KnOw wHaT I'D Be aLl uP InTo bY NoW If i cOuLdN'T GeT My bAlLoOn aNiMaL To cOmE OuT To sAy hElLo! TC: :oD AT: yEAH, sINCE YOU MENTION IT, uHHH, i WAS REALLY SCARED FOR AWHILE TOO, AT: bUT IT'S OKAY, TC: OkAy hEhEhE We hAvE GoT To rOcK A SeRiOuS FaCe aNd sToP FaLlInG Up iNtO AlL ThEsE MoThErFuCkIn dIsTrAcTiOnS. AT: oKAY, sORRY, TC: sO NoW I GoT A FuCkIn hOlD On yOu. AT: oKAY, i GUESS, TC: I'M FuCkIn rUbBiN It. AT: oH GOD, TC: lIkE PoLiShInG OnE Of mY JuGgLiNg cLuBs. AT: iT MAKES ME, sTILL UNCOMFORTABLE, bUT IT FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU DO THAT TC: DaAaAaAmN, lOoK HoW BiG It aLl iS. TC: ThAt iS RiGhT ThE FuCk oN, i gUeSs wHeN ThE MiRtHfUl mInIsTeRs tAkE OnE ThInG FrOm yOu tHeY GiVe yOu aNoThEr. AT: wAIT, i SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING FOR YOU, uHHH AT: i PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR THIGHS, aND SLIDE THEM UP, TC: YeEeEaAaAhHh... AT: i HAVE MY HAND ON YOUR bULGE, aND i LOOK UP INTO YOUR FACE, AT: aND SMILE A LITTLE, TC: YoU KnOw tHaT MoThErFuCkEr's hArD As sToNe. AT: yEAH, i DO, TC: StIlL RuBbInG YoU, cIrClInG A FiNgErTiP ArOuNd tHe hEaD. AT: hAHHHHH, AT: tHAT'S REALLY SENSITIVE, AT: bUT I WON'T STOP YOU, TC: CaNt sToP Me nOw aNyWaY BrOtHeR, dOn't eVeN FuCkIn tRy tHaT ShIt. AT: i WON'T, bUT, i GOT YOURS OUT TOO AT: iT LOOKS, nICE, TC: :o) AT: }:) AT: aNYWAY, i GET TO WORK, uSING REALLY GENTLE STROKES AT FIRST, TC: UhHh, I LiKe tHaT A LoT. AT: mATTERS PROGRESS, aND I BUILD TO A STRONGER MOTION TC: HaHaHa lOoK DoWn bRo, We'rE CrOsSiNg sWoRdS HeRe. AT: i DON'T MIND, TC: nEiThEr TC: cLoSe ThOuGh AT: oKAY, AT: tHAT'S FINE, AT: oH, i KNOW, tHERE'S LOTION HERE IN REACH, AT: nOW IT'S ON MY HAND, aND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD AGAINST YOUR SKIN, TC: HnNnNn, YeAh... TC: RoCkIn a lItTlE. TC: gOdDaMmiT mOtHeRfUcKeR I'M sO cLoSe AT: sMILING, i'M REALLY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT, AT: i USE MY OTHER HAND TO, uHHH, pLAY WITH YOUR BALLS A LITTLE TC: OH FUCK AT: aRE YOU OKAY, AT: hEY, TC: UhHhNnN So wHaT HaPpEnS NeXt iS ThAt i tHrUsT At yOu oNe fInAl tImE BeFoRe i fLiP RiGhT ThE FuCk oUt. TC: LoOkS LiKe yOu tOoK A SpLaSh oF MiRaClE GeNeTiCs tO ThE ChEsT! AT: hEEE, iT'S OKAY, i HAVE MORE SHIRTS, TC: BuT I KiNdA GoT ToO ExCiTeD AnD ToPpLeD Us, We'rE On tHe fLoOr nOw. AT: oH NOOO, TC: YoU LaNdEd oN ToP Of mE. AT: gAMZEE i'M REALLY SORRY, TC: No, ReLaX, i jUsT NoTiCeD WhAt hApPeNeD AnD I'M On tHiS MoThErFuCkIn tHiNg lIkE BrOwN On sHiT. TC: I'Ll hElP YoU BaCk uP At wHeRe yOuR NoBlE StEeD SiTs wHeN We'rE DoNe. TC: BuT RiGhT NoW We'rE LaUgHiNg aBoUt iT. TC: YoU'Re pRoPpEd uP In a pIlE Of yOuR TeDdY BeArS NoW. AT: hOST PLUSH, TC: YeAh tHeM. TC: AnD ThErE Go yOuR MoThErFuCkIn pAnTs bRo! TC: I GeT RiGhT DoWn iN ThErE AnD GiVe iT A LiCk. AT: oH WOW, TC: It's iNsAnE HoW BiG ThIs tHiNg iS BuT ThAt's nOt gOnNa sToP tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR. TC: I RuN My tOnGuE AlOnG ItS LeNgTh. AT: yESSS, TC: uP aNd DoWn AT: gAMZEE, TC: BeFoRe tAkInG ThE HeAd iN My mOuTh aNd sUcKiNg gEnTlY. AT: wATCH THE TEETH, TC: Oh yEaH ThOsE MoThErFuCkErS CaN CoNsIdEr tHeMsElVeS On pRoBaTiOn, GoTtA GeT AlL GoInG To cHeCk iN WiTh a cOrReXeCuTiOnAl oFfIcEr eVeRy 24 HoUrS Or gEt cUlLeD. AT: tHANK YOU, TC: NoW I GoT My mOuTh aLl tO Be jUsT CoMpLeTeLy fIlLeD WiTh bEeF HeRe, GrAdE A PrImE FlAnK StEaK. TC: If yOu kNoW WhAt i mEaN. TC: AnD I'D BeT My lAsT HoRn yOu dO. AT: i DO, oH GOD, AT: yOUR MOUTH IS REALLY WARM, AT: i'M ARCHING MY BACK A LITTLE, AT: gRIPPING A HANDFUL OF PLUSH, TC: yEsSsSsSs TC: BoBbInG My hEaD A LiTtLe bIt fAsTeR, fLiCkInG My tOnGuE AgAiNsT YoU. TC: ThIs iS fUn As ShItKiCkIn GoOd TiMeS gEt. AT: yOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE, AT: i'M REALLY GONNA, TC: No wAy mAn, I LoCk eYeS WiTh yOu, ThE FeStIvE TwInKlE Is jUsT NoT EvEn tO Be bElIeVeD. AT: uHHHHHHHHHHN, TC: I KeEp lIcKiNg aNd sUcKiNg aT It, BuT GeNtLy nOw cLeAnInG YoU Up. AT: wOW, jUST, hOLY SHIT, TC: So hOw wAs i aT ThIs rOlEpLaY ThInG? AT: tHAT WAS AMAZING, AT: yOU SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN, TC: HaHa ThE cIrCuS rOlLs In MyStErIoUs WaYs My FrIeNd. MaYbE We wIlL. ;o) TC: BuT HeY LiStEn tHiS WaS PrEtTy mUcH ThE BeSt tHiNg i'vE GoTtEn mY BaD SeLf uP InTo aLl dAy, BuT I ThInK I'M GoNnA Go oUt tO ThE BeAcH fOr AwHiLe. TC: SeE wHaT I cAn SeE. AT: gAMZEE, wAIT, TC: wHaT? AT: mY CHAIR, uMMM, TC: Oh fUcK! tHaT'S RiGhT... TC: HaHa sOrRy mAn, YoU KnOw sOmEtImEs i kInDa GeT mY hEaD aLl uP aRoUnD a ClOuD iN sPaCe. AT: nO HARM DONE, TC: I GeT YoUr fOuR WhEeLeD DeViCe aNd sTaNd tHaT MoThErFuCkEr rIgHtWaYs wHeRe tHe sHiT BeLoNgS. TC: ThEn i pUt mY ArMs aRoUnD YoU AnD LiFt. TC: AnD ThEn yOu'rE RiGhT BaCk tO RoCkIn tHaT ThRoNe. AT: tHANK YOU, terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT]