PMM: Yesa!
CDS: ooh... can i join?
PTG: wtf
FUTURE stabbySpades [FSS2] 8008 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FSS2: what the shitting fuck is going on here 
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] suddenly Mariokart. --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] devil triggers --
PTG: so ur racin to save me the princess
PTG: right
PMM: Oh!
CURRENT NinjaCat [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
...
PMM: Hello dark looking person!
CAO: ((Lemme log onto doomrider just because))
CTD: Yes.
CMT: ...
CTD: Obviously.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is therefore absolutely speedy as fuck --
?TC: HONK.
PMM: [[ Oh my god ]]
CTD: NOW GO ON THE WORLD CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU!
?TC: hooooonk.
CMT: (( FFFFF ))
CDS: ((oh god))
?TC: :o)
CMT: (( nah nah nah nah ))
FSS2: honk
CTD: (( utilizing mario logic here ))
?TC: [ it was u ]]
?TC: [[ :B ]]
FSS2: HONK
FSS2: what
CTD: (( GUY KIDNAPS YOUR GIRLFRIEND MULTIPLE TIMES? PLAY TENNIS WITH HIM ))
PMM: [[ HAHAHA ]]
PMM: [[ Taking a break from saving the world? Have a big complicated boardgame to see who's the best ]]
CDC: wait a minute... whii were iiöu hönking, slick?
FSS2: cuz that other fucker was honking numbnuts 
PMM: So, you werea justa honking because he was?
CDC: öh, ökaii.
CTD: Quick! You must kart race quickly or the VERY BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE WILL CRUMBLE UPON US!!!!
PMM: Yes!
CMT: i gotta go
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] starts his engine. --
PMM: Farewell!
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] on his marks --
CMT: bye e'ryone
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] RRPT, where logic goes to die. --
?KB: Not yet...
?KB: Nother guy's coming.
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] turns engine off. --
CDS: ...?
PMM: Okie dokie.
CMT ceased responding to memo.
CDC: this is just sillii
?KB: They say his head's on fire.
?TC: :o?
PTG: o shit
FSS2, FSS1, CSS ceased responding to memo.
PTG: that guy whose head is on fire is comin
CAO: Oh no...not him...
PMM: [[ Johnny Test? *SHOT TWICE* ]]
CDS: what, ghost rider?
-- CURRENT alaitocObservance [CAO] hides from the oncoming biker --
FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] 30 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
FEB: hi!
PMM: Hello!
CDC: hi jöhn
?TC: [[ i love this gif http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/TEX1997/tumblr_m0ltmzGkzU1qjo24ko3_400.gif ]]
PTG: heyy jogn
?TC: HEY MOTHERFUCKER.
?TC: honk.
?TC: :o)
FEB: hi everyone!
CBO ceased responding to memo.
FEB: [[ I love that gif too ]]
FEB: what's everyone doing?
CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] runs in --
CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CHS: zzz
PMM: Go karting!
FEB: ...
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] blinks. --
-- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] pounces on miss sheri --
CDC: i'm nöt döing a single thing right nöw
CTG: wake up wake up sleepy head!
CDC: nöt a single. fucking. thing.
PTG: (( hey teenyGamzee, what happened to your old handle? ))
FEB: hehe.
CDS: I'm gonna race these guys
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is out of DT at the moment --
CDS: on foot.
CDS: while they're in go-karts.
FEB: on foot?
CTD: The world is ending. The apocalypse is happening. Everybody is dying.
FEB: wow?
CTG: [[i switched to this because i had a lot of people i didnt want to talk to who knew me on my old handle, to put it lightly.]]
FEB: wow!*
CTD: The obvious solution to this is...
CTD: KART RACING
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] nods --
FEB: yeah obviously!
CTG: [[trying to hide.]]
??? ceratopterisCeticide [?CC] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?CC: [[ oh god summoner http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/149360_445365762147222_100000214069130_92084464_1279945612_n.jpg ]]
FEB: but kart racing is so fun
FEB: [[ TG, you could go invisible ]]
CURRENT doomRider [CDR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] emerges from a screaming multicoloured warp portal tound of bocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnneeeeee11111111 --
CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
FEB: oh my god!
CDS: here he is.
FEB: who's this guy?
?CC: )(oly
?CC: Fuck.
PMM: ...
PMM: What in the worlda?
PTG: woh
PTG: omg guyse
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] DTs again --
-- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] covers his ears with his hands --
PTG: u kno what looks like cociane
PTG: salt
CTG: sugar!
FEB: i really doubt you want to snort salt.
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] shudders. --
CDR: I'm fuckin' doomrider!
-- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] crashes into the kitchen --
CDR: I do cocaine and my heads on fire!
PMM: This is highly inappropriatea!
CDR: DOOOOM RIDER!!!
CDS: Doomrider, are we all gonna race here or what?
-- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] gets the.. salt.. i think --
PMM: There are children!
CDR: Fuck yeah!
PTG: loook coom rider
PTG: i have concaine
CDS: doom rider don't care
FEB: coom?
CTT ceased responding to memo.
PMM: Are we ready to go?
PMM: Let'sa go!
FEB: or does she mean coon rider?
-- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] throws the container at DR --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is ready --
FEB: don't trolls sleep in coons?
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] revs up his daemon bike's engine to the max, it's engine screaming like the souls of the damned --
FEB: oh look doom rider! sa- i mean cocaine!
PTG: cocana cola
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Doomrider --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] ZOOOOOOOM!!! --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is DTd, and on his marks --
-- CURRENT doomRider's [CDR'S] bike screams like a thousand orgies --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] turns out cart. --
CTG ceased responding to memo.
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] on* --
CLS ceased responding to memo.
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] AND GOES. --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] not nearly as fast as DR though. --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] drives in after, with the slowest acceleration of the lot, but has massive highspeed --
CDR: Na na na na!
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] sticks his tongue out and does rocker gestures as he zips out ahead --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] runs at too many miles an hour, keeping up with doomrider --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is just behind doom rider --
PMM: too bada we don't have any items for this!
PMM: Mama mia!
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] grabs his daemon sword out --
CDR: BUT I GOT THIS!
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] grabs rebellion --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] slashes at Sparda's tires --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is on foot --
CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCG: ...
FEB: um.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] blocks daemon sword --
CCG: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU.
FEB: i'm not even sure what's going on anymore.
FAC: ...
-- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] just in the goddamn wings. --
PMM: We're racinga!
FAC banned CDR from responding to memo.
CCG: I SWEAR TO GOD.
CCG: JUST
CCG: HOW?
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out ahead. --
?KB: Hey this is mario kart style racing!
?KB: Anything goes!
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] attempts to pull in front of Dante. --
FAC: :33 > *ac rubs her temples*
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] grabs a blue shell --
CDC: especiallii when iiöu göt demöns in the race
?KB: Like this!
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws --
PMM: Oh nooo!
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] stops --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] gets out of way. --
CURRENT doomRider [CDR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CDR: Whoa man...that shell...it's got like wi-
FEB: um.
FEB: karkat?
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] BOOM --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] goes again as the shell hits DR --
CTD: Yes.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out in front again --
CTD: You are saving the world by doing this.
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] pulls off again. --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] restarts his engines and gets a red shell --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] is possibly third? Oh no! --
CDR: Up your tail pipe!
PTG: the world
PTG: and
PTG: me ;)
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] throws out in front --
CGC ceased responding to memo.
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] HIT WITH A RED SHELL! --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] jumps over the shell --
PMM: WAAAH.,
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] throws two more at Dante, to wreck the pretty boy's shit --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] goes after his kart stops stalling. --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out banana skins --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] dodges them --
FEB: ...
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] drops the skins behind him --
FEB: ',:B
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws a blueshell at dante and then gets the STAR --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] shoots the shell out of the sky --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] smashes everyone in front of him away with the rainbow star --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] then smashes dante away --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] uses LIGHTNING. --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] FIRST PLACE BITCH --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] starts flying with his wings --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] cruises past all the little karts. --
-- ??? kingBowser's [?KB'S] invincibility fades just as the lightning goes off --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] or riders, rather. --
CEM ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] epic multi boost mushroom --
-- PAST marioMario [PMM] accidentally slides completely off the road. --
PMM ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out some mushrooms, throws them away. --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out some dime bags --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] stuff s them in his engine --
CDS: ...
FEB: um.
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] GETS THE MOTHER OF ALL ACCELERATION BOOSTS --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] goes up to just below the rafters --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] swoops at a speed way faster than the sound barrier --
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] still just ',:B at all of this. --
PTG: o
CDS: BOOOM!
PTG: marios gone
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] still faster than DS because his bike is powered by "white stuff" --
-- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shrugs --
PTG: world === doomed
CDS: no it isn't- i'm still here
FEB: i thought dante was- yeah!
FEB: he's a good guy!
CDR: SSSSNOOOOOOOOWWWWW PPPOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
FEB: and i think dr is on his own seperate team..
?TC: i dont motherfucking follow this.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] throws a blue shell at doom rider --
?TC: )o:
CHS ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] goes up on a ramp with hands out in rocker style --
CDR: I
CDR: DO
CDR: CO
CDR: CAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] the shell hits him halfway through "Caine" --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] speeds past --
CDC: this is reallii awesöme.
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] restarts his engine and uses a cunning plan, lightning --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] drops some more banana skins --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] oh no you don't! --
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] just. --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] gets out the bullet bill and speeds past everyone --
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] sits and watches the race. --
FEB: hey roxy.
FEB: what's going on?
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] star power motherfuckers! --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws green shells behind him as the bullet bill carries him to first place --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is in the air, green shells won't hit him --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out his special item --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] the blast master --
PTG: theyre reacing to see who gets me
PTG: and the world or somthin
FEB: o-oh.
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] nope not jealous. --
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] >_> --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] gets out his special item: Nevan --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] which looks like the result of a drunken one night stand between an electric guitar and a plasma cannon. --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] which is like lightning, but shrinks everyone else in the race --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] speeds past tiny bowser --
??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
?CG: HEY.
CDC: hi
FEB: hi karkat!
PTG: heyy karkie
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] starts a bitching rock number that tears up the terrain in all directions with a cascade of violet shockwaves and beams and orbs, causing widespread rocker mayhem, fueled by the one thing that doomrider loves --
?CG: HEY LALONDE.
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] COCAINNNNE --
?CG: ...
?CG: OH MY GOD.
?CG: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] rides the shockwaves like a pro --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] this makes him even faster --
PTG: racin
PTG: for me
PTG: + world
CDS: thanks for that, bro
?CG: I FEEL LIKE I JUST STEPPED INTO THE PITS OF HELL OR SOMETHING.
?CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE A RACE OVER YOU?
?CG: NO OFFENSE.
PTG: cos im the rox duh
?CG: YEAH HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
?CG: THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE PSYCHOS.
?CG: UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING?
PTG: ;)
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] drives past with another bullet bill --
?CG: UGH DON'T FUCKING WINK AT ME.
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] flips off dante as he passes him --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] gets ceberus out, uses it to freeze everyone --
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] looks. --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] bullet bill invulnerability --
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] holy shit, giant dog. --
CDS: ((nope, 3-club nunchucks))
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] this calls for extreme measures --
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] or that ]] --
-- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] yes this is dog yes this is dog yes this is dog --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] grabs an entire hundred pound bag of "snow" --
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] Pfffft --
CDR: BY THE POWER OF COCAAAIIIINNNNEEEE!!!
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] dunks it into his fuel tank --
-- FUTURE arsenicCatnips [FAC] .... no --
?CG: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DRUG AND ADDICT.
?CG: GOD.
?CG: THIS..
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] agni and rudra, uses them as a sort of real massive boost --
?CG: WHAT THE HELL?
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets the most insane speed boost ever --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] his boost is even more insane due to the fact he's now approaching lightspeed --
-- CURRENT doomRider's [CDR'S] bike seems to turn into a guided rocket with a cackling flaming headed daemon riding it. --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] will not be outdone! --
FEB: .....
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] hmm.. --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] straps on fifty bullet bills onto his kart --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] FFWWWOOOOOOOOOSH --
-- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] aLSO, gETTING, tHE FUCK, oUT OF HERE, --
FEB ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] hits lightspeed, starts actually going back in time --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] engages warpspeed! --
?CG: I REMEMBER WHEN THIS PLACE USED TO MAKE- ACTUALLY NO, THAT WOULD BE LYING.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 10, FUCKERS! --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] uses the power of the star rod! --
?CG: IT NEVER MADE SENSE.
CDC: i just like tö bask in the insanitii
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] warp 10.1 --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 11! --
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] goes into kitchen. --
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] gets a glass of water. --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] warp 11.1 --
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 413! --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] actually fuck this teleports to the finish line --
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] instead of drinking it, he kind of splashes it into his face. --
-- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets off his bike, WINNER! --
?CG: REFRESHING.
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] was already there --
CDS: nope
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: NOP3.4V1
CDS: you are... second
CCG: AS USUAL.
?CG: HEY PYROPE.
-- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] sits on the couch. --
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] was there before the both of them --
CGC: H3LLO
CDC: hi Terezi
?KB: Actually
?KB: You both lost.
?CG: CANCER, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I WITNESSED?
?KB: Har har har!
-- FUTURE arsenicCatnips [FAC] technically you all godmodded so no one wins :B --
CDS: yeah, but remember, I didn't even have a vehicle
PTG: so
-- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] untriggers --
PTG: who won lol
CGC: 1 4PP34R3D 4T TH3 F1N1SH L1N3 >:]
?KB: Alright now where's the princess?
PTG: rigth here
?CG: SHE'S NOT HERE, IDIOT.
-- CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] puts princess dress on KB --
?CG: ..
PTG: no the princecss is me
?CG: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
?CG: OH MY GOD.
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] burns it off of him --
CDS: ...
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] then gets the koopa troop --
?CG: PYROPE.
?CG: THAT WAS GOOD.
?KB: Now to do what we do best.
CGC: >:]
CGC: GOOMB4 STOMP1N
-- ??? kingBowser [?KB] absconds with Roxy like Peach. --