Ponygoons first reaction log for S1E21 Over a Barrel http://mlponies.com/forums/ [13:30] Here we go. [13:30] <@minusX> ZOMG TRAIN [13:30] Crappy quality, but eh. [13:30] PONIES [13:30] TRAIN PONIES [13:30] <@minusX> I could turn on my webcam LiamA [13:30] WHOO WHOO [13:30] <@minusX> If you want crappy [13:30] what kind of train is this [13:30] a pony train [13:30] Hahah. [13:30] ahah [13:30] <@minusX> d'aw [13:30] She loves apples. [13:30] :3 [13:31] :3 [13:31] <@minusX> applelusha [13:31] :3 [13:31] <@minusX> Best opening [13:31] apple sheets [13:31] so cute [13:31] rarity gets owned by applejack again [13:31] <@minusX> worst theme song D: [13:31] go to hell [13:31] It's grown on me. [13:31] What was the name of the tree? [13:32] sharing kindness :3 [13:32] Is that livestream gonna be up today? [13:32] haha Rarity is the best [13:32] <@minusX> COMMERICAL [13:32] or justin.tv i mean [13:32] Oh AJ you're such a treehugger [13:32] Or am I late? [13:32] <@minusX> http://www.justin.tv/Basil34 [13:32] HAHAHAHA [13:32] Hahahah. [13:33] Related commercial is related. [13:33] Appropriate commercil. [13:33] a [13:33] is this bird commercial selling me insurance? [13:33] yea [13:33] oh no [13:33] mc d's [13:33] im hatin it [13:33] <@minusX> LIGHT UP SHOES [13:33] PONYBURGERS [13:33] <@minusX> SPORTY SHORTY [13:33] SHORTY [13:33] SPORTY [13:33] I gather that I'm late [13:33] oh [13:33] my god [13:33] THEYRE BACK [13:33] what the fuck is this [13:33] <@minusX> samuszoomer: you missed the opening [13:33] childrens advertising [13:33] bugger [13:33] <@minusX> AJ was all :3 [13:33] did that last week too [13:33] <@minusX> and rarity was all >:| [13:33] <@minusX> and then AJ was all :3 [13:34] CONNECT 4 [13:34] <@minusX> and rarity was all :raritystare: [13:34] Why yes I am watching that [13:34] pony drawn train [13:34] <@minusX> OH MAN WE'RE GOING FAST [13:34] lol [13:34] theres gonna be a murder on this train [13:34] wow that's a hell of an episode title [13:34] <@minusX> haha nice spike [13:34] Ah fuck it I'll wait for better quality [13:34] haha RD status: bitch still [13:34] Haha. [13:34] w2g [13:35] did the moon go supernova? [13:35] LOL [13:35] "No, you asleep yet?" <3 pinkie [13:35] YOU DONT NEED THAT CANDLE [13:35] haha [13:35] <@minusX> Dashy [13:35] Fluttershy: not a tree [13:35] Dashy [13:35] <@minusX> ...heh [13:35] XD [13:35] "I'm trying to masturbate here!" [13:35] Dashy Dasherson. [13:35] HUFFY THE MAGIC DRAGON [13:35] Ha! [13:36] wow [13:36] lol rarity [13:36] Man, poor Spike just wants a bro [13:36] <@minusX> OH GOD SPIKE WILL BURN IT WITH SNORES [13:36] wanna party with that tree [13:36] <@minusX> or it'll be sent to the princess [13:36] oh shit [13:36] buffalo native americans [13:36] this should be offensive as shit [13:36] thats racist [13:36] fff [13:36] We called it. [13:36] im behidn nhow [13:36] Lol. [13:36] fucking door [13:36] HOW IS MENTIONING THEM RACIST [13:36] ahaha look at the hats on the ponies pulling the train [13:36] :3 [13:36] <@minusX> haha the train doesn't even use steam power, all pony [13:37] boy ponies pull trains [13:37] O_O [13:37] lol pinkie [13:37] thanks for keeping up the mythos of injun train robbers, Faust [13:37] lovin this [13:37] (not lovin it) [13:37] I hope they speakum good [13:37] <@minusX> ... [13:38] this is gonna end like the last of the mohecains [13:38] <@minusX> How is this bad? [13:38] rainbow dash is burned alive and applejack shoots him [13:38] ha [13:38] then twilight jumps off a cliff [13:38] ill stop sorry :p [13:38] wat [13:38] that commercial [13:38] 3 minutes [13:38] !!?!?!?! [13:38] WTF AMERICAN TV [13:38] well let's see, we see the bufflindians for five minutes, and in that they are robbing a train and kidnapping someone [13:38] yeah that was fast [13:39] The audio suddenly got worse. [13:39] this should be awesome [13:39] Ouch. [13:39] is stop motion cool? [13:39] It can be [13:39] what is this KooKoo bird thing? [13:39] GOLDEN KOO KOO BIRDS [13:39] COLLECT THEM [13:39] COLLECT EVERY BIRD [13:39] OR YOU HAVE FAILED [13:39] They look like oddly colored Angry Birds to me. [13:39] they're no inanimate carbon rods [13:40] NO TV [13:40] STOP SHOWING A CUTE 3D SPIDER [13:40] Arthur as in the drunk playboy? [13:40] Maybe they'll make OinkOink Pigs that you can fling the KooKoo Birds at [13:40] This is pro spider propaganda [13:40] Hahahahaha [13:40] and I will not be party to it [13:40] Worse than Machete [13:40] 'oh they're so cute and fuzzy' [13:40] thank god [13:40] awwwww [13:40] wtf [13:40] This episode ends with the peace pipe. [13:41] 'yea up till they DISOLVE YOUR GUTS AND DRINK THEM [13:41] what the fuck american tv. [13:41] More commercials than anything. [13:41] Twilight's puffin' while writin'. [13:41] this is nothing like american tv as I know it [13:41] this must be canadian [13:41] <@minusX> Do these stay on in the wash? [13:41] I've never even heard of the fucking hub [13:41] good [13:41] minus, no [13:41] i got caught up [13:41] It used to be Discovery Junior. [13:41] fucking at&t jerks trying to sell me shit [13:41] I mean maybe I'm sensitive because I'm half and all, but I already hate the direction of the bufflainjuns [13:41] THANKS HUB [13:42] <@minusX> You says they are injuns? [13:42] oh well, wild west ponies at least [13:42] haha cousin Brayburn [13:42] love the apple names [13:42] AAAAAPPLEOOSA [13:42] SETTLER PONIES [13:42] Next town: Annaponypolis [13:42] haha [13:42] horse drawn carrage [13:42] hehehe [13:42] so this is where they put the retarded ponies [13:42] salt lick bar [13:43] Haha. [13:43] hahahaha [13:43] <@minusX> Mild West Dances [13:43] HORSES DRAWING HORSE DRAWN CARRIEGES. [13:43] mild west looool [13:43] ok if there are enough cute wild west jokes [13:43] this will be ok [13:43] meh ive seen bigger orchards [13:43] <@minusX> Can't find pinkie pie [13:43] <@minusX> oh my [13:43] Oh no! Pinkie Pie! [13:44] gee maybe because it's their land [13:44] :I [13:44] she got distracted while partying, like jake did in that one adventure time [13:44] Those damn native animals not wanting others to take their land and remake it! [13:44] Buffalo prefer pear trees. [13:44] LOL [13:44] this better turn into a 'we like oranges' joke or something [13:44] <@minusX> Pinkie Pie Cock Head [13:44] aww [13:44] instead of 'lol maybe you should buck up and let us take your land' [13:45] <@minusX> SEE [13:45] DASH = NOT SO BITCH NOW HUH [13:45] <@minusX> NOT INJUNS [13:45] SUP [13:45] Yay! Spike found bros! [13:45] hahahah [13:45] Hahaha! [13:45] pound! [13:45] XD [13:45] <@LiamA> Wow, Pinkie. [13:45] the food is liquid crack? [13:45] idk [13:46] :downs: [13:46] haha [13:46] is that a... [13:46] the natives want the grounds to just trample [13:46] yea [13:46] fuckin selfish natives [13:46] So that girl is a buffalo? [13:46] oh cool [13:46] <@minusX> Fat buffamalo [13:46] this is a thing [13:46] this is a thing that's happening [13:46] <@LiamA> She's a babby. [13:46] stampededed [13:46] an anorexic buffalo [13:46] fuck this [13:46] I think she's a deer [13:47] yeah [13:47] <@LiamA> You guys have never seen a buffalo calf? [13:47] also yea she's totally a baby buffalo [13:47] This isn't so bad. The two sides will talk, the orchard will move, everyone will be friends. [13:47] so ok [13:47] the settlers want food [13:47] and the natives want to stomp the ground [13:47] nice comparison [13:48] LOL [13:48] pinkie pie throws a party and saves the day [13:48] calling it [13:48] 'ugh dumb savages just wanna waste the good land' [13:48] <@minusX> Uh [13:48] <@minusX> The thing is [13:48] Since when is Fluttershy so hooked to Pinkie. [13:48] <@minusX> no one has talked at all [13:48] <@minusX> about why [13:48] They're smart and know about natures so the natives probably know of a better spot [13:48] Oh no. buffalo/pony romance [13:48] lol [13:48] you pony assholes [13:48] ruining these peoples lives [13:48] HAHA IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD LAND [13:49] GENOCIDE [13:49] PARTY [13:49] oh god [13:49] SONG [13:49] maybe the settlers should get the fuck out if their settlement is only 1 year old? [13:49] pinkie [13:49] oh no [13:49] we can't say that [13:49] OH GOD [13:49] WTF [13:49] nice hat [13:49] HAHAHHA [13:49] oh christ [13:49] ok [13:49] distracted from anger [13:49] fap [13:49] fap [13:49] hahahahahaha [13:49] <@LiamA> I knew it. [13:49] wow [13:49] hoof in mouth disease [13:49] <@LiamA> It's the hooves that grant sapience. [13:49] where did they find a giant clam on such short notice? [13:49] hoof-in-mouth disease [13:49] <@LiamA> Besides mythical beasts. 11[13:49] * Angora was kicked by minusX (what.) 09[13:50] * Angora (Mibbit@synIRC-BA0F4DAB.rochester.res.rr.com) has joined #ponyspoilers [13:50] sorry [13:50] ahahahah [13:50] THIS IS SO 50s [13:50] <@minusX> that was to fap fap [13:50] i figures [13:50] d [13:50] haha [13:50] stone silence [13:50] tried to make up for it with the clam joke [13:50] hahahaha [13:50] XD [13:50] <@LiamA> Poor Pinkie. [13:50] womp womp [13:51] oh hey back to racist time [13:51] indians: always the first to violence [13:51] unga bunga [13:51] poor pinkie [13:51] <@minusX> Uh [13:51] <@minusX> :| [13:51] this is more racist and offensive than TNA Wrestling [13:51] Hahaha I like how they came to a formal agreement about how Pinkie sucked. [13:52] but [13:52] pinkie was great ;_; [13:52] We all eat hay, cause baby we were born this way [13:52] cowboys and indians don't like 50s music. [13:52] it was too soon to Liz Taylors death [13:52] <@minusX> Man this would be the exact same plot if it was anything else Shotgunbadger [13:52] <@LiamA> This land is my land... [13:52] people found her imitation offensive [13:52] Eh, I thought the song was kinda lacking [13:52] <@LiamA> This land is your land... [13:52] and a pinkie dressed up in slightly wrong clothes. [13:53] <@LiamA> That was like Saloon girl stuff. [13:53] <@LiamA> Kinda odd indeed. [13:53] But seriously wtf. [13:53] this is seriously racist as shit and I'm astounded she thought this was a good idea [13:53] .............. [13:53] FAUST :argh: [13:53] It wasn't the right kind of dress? [13:53] How is this racist. [13:53] I don't get it. [13:53] ok [13:53] yeah [13:53] <@minusX> Yeah still standing by this not being racist [13:53] let me walk you through this [13:53] i dont see the racism at all [13:54] Natives... indians... violent... savages... feathers in hair... looting and pillaging.... [13:54] Is this episode slightly...what the fuck is this doing in My Little Pony seeming? For lack of a better phrase [13:54] This seems really....random [13:54] but buffalinjuns are tipi dwelling head feather wearing savages who want to trample the only good land, and they make their point by looting and pilliaging from the ponies and threatening them [13:54] Im sure you know how the natives truly were like. [13:54] I don't knnow, like it doesn't really jive well with the past episodes [13:54] they went with a bad trope on this one [13:54] thats all [13:54] It's simplifying a conflict in US history that we're still ashamed about and hasn't been solved. This is something kids learn about already. The cartoon isn't making fun of either side. [13:54] SHE SIAD [13:54] ANYBODY [13:54] DUDE [13:54] no [13:54] way [13:55] rewind it [13:55] this is like if the ponies found some savage dark skinned ponies and 'educated' them by making them work on the apple farm [13:55] <@minusX> cathead: it includes nonpony [13:55] THE SETTLERS ARE BEING DICKHEADS AS WELL AS THE NATIVES. [13:55] minusX: oh [13:55] thats true [13:55] Snakebite [13:55] the point is [13:55] they have the ground of 'we need to liiive QQ' [13:55] what was that one doing holding bingo? [13:55] and the buffalinjuns have the ground of 'unga bunga we want to stomp this land' [13:55] you KINDA have a bias there [13:55] like, it's KINDA clear who the 'right' side is there [13:55] No, they don't. Their thing is that the land is meaningful to them. [13:55] <@minusX> Shotgunbadger, the point is: If it wasn't indians it would be the same god damn plot [13:55] You are not a buffalo [13:56] <@minusX> It could be just another set of ponies [13:56] no Snakebite but I am half comanche [13:56] so [13:56] minusX that's the point [13:56] Buffalos need to stampede, maybe that's very important to them. [13:56] why not make this a Hatfelds MacCoys joke? [13:56] the Apples are already hillbillies [13:56] <@minusX> BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN RE5 [13:56] <@minusX> RACIST [13:56] why not make the other side some rival hillbillies who have a pointless fued [13:56] Pinkie's gonna get stampeeded [13:56] <@LiamA> Wrong time, Pinkie! [13:57] NO PINKIE [13:57] lol pinkie [13:57] M3 [13:57] NOW A LITERAL INJUN RAID [13:57] ON THE CITY [13:57] DESTROYING EVERYTHING [13:57] THIS ISN'T RACIST AT ALL [13:57] <@LiamA> Pies seem overpowered. [13:57] ok i laughed pretty hard at Pinkie singing [13:58] THEY DESTROYED A CHURCH... OHHHH BLASPHEMY. [13:58] so just to be clear [13:58] the ponies [13:58] have pies [13:58] and the buffalinjuns [13:58] Shotgun, are you totally ignoring that the ponies just came in and basically stole the land without even trying to talk to the buffalos? They aren't in the right and aren't made to seem that way. [13:58] ARE TRAMPLING [13:58] hmmmmm [13:58] <@minusX> THAT [13:58] Why do you have to make a fucking problem out of everything. [13:58] <@minusX> Ugh [13:58] You'd rather see them with guns? [13:58] <@LiamA> "damn, this is good pie" [13:58] THEY'RE NOT BAD GUYS! [13:59] and Devi I know but I'm saying that when she designed one side to go 'we need food to live' [13:59] and the other to go 'insert white version of indian mythos here' [13:59] Ponies using retarded weapons = them not being the bad side? [13:59] there's kinda an uneven scale [13:59] <@minusX> THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE FUCKING DID AWESOME [13:59] I do not understand your reasoning. [13:59] BREAK THAT FUCKIN WALL PINKIE [13:59] SMASH IT DOWN [13:59] <@LiamA> Stolen Pinkie Thunder. [13:59] JERICHO [13:59] BREAK THE WALLS DAWWWWWWWWWN [14:00] Maybe Pinkie Pie will be Jericho's next gimmick [14:00] oh pinkie pie [14:00] that was a pretty great ep [14:00] No it wasn't! Lauren Faust has set the Native Americans back 200 years! How do you not see that? [14:01] world-building, all the main ponies, a pinkie pie song, and an amusing ending [14:01] but the racism that was totally there [14:01] <@minusX> Apple puns