-- gardenGnostic began pestering turntechGodhead at 22:43 --

GG: hiiiii daaaaavve!!
TG: oh wow ok hey
GG: how are you doing today?
TG: not much just chillin like a champion
TG: just ice cold awesome you know how it is
GG: hehe yep!
TG: what about you whats going on over there on mount
TG: uh
TG: mount deathkill
TG: wow weak
GG: hahaha! well actually i wanted to ask you something >.>
TG: whats up
GG: dooooo
GG: youuuuu 
GG: like me???
TG: wait what
TG: where is this coming from all of a sudden
GG: come onnnn dave
TG: man you know the answer to that
TG: why you gotta be all up in my business
GG: just say it dummy!
TG: god fine
TG: yes i like you jade
GG: hehehe i knew you liked me!!! <3
TG: yeah
TG: so is that all the intrusive personal questions you have for tonight or can I go and wash this dirty feeling off now
GG: well....
GG: i was wondering since you like me soo soo much
GG: maybe we could do something together!! :)
TG: oh god
GG: imagine if you and i met face to face with each other
GG: just us in a big beautiful field!
GG: what would you do??????
TG: give you a bro fist bump i guess
GG: too late im already hugging you!!!!
GG: now what are you gonna do! :P
TG: uh
TG: ok i suppose i hug you too
GG: thats the spirit!!
GG: and then i push you over onto the grass!
GG: then I jump on you too and we are both laughing!
TG: wait where is this going
GG: shhhhhh!
GG: then I pull your shirt over your head and toss it away
TG: jade wait im not sure if
TG: uh
GG: i thought you said you liked me :P
TG: i do its just
TG: ...
TG: i do
GG: right <3
GG: shall i continue then?
TG: ...yeah
GG: don't worry dave i know youre ready for this
GG: youll like it i promise!! <3!!!
GG: okay so i crawl across you up to your head and give you a smooch
GG: and we can feel our bare chests against each other!
TG: wait where did your clothes go
GG: well obviously i was already naked, duh
TG: oh jesus
GG: don't be such a baby!
GG: i slide back down your chest and unbuckle your pants before sliding you out of them
GG: and youre already poking out of your underwear haha!!
TG: no kidding
GG: i give you a smooch down here as well... ;)
GG: and you like that a whole lot
TG: i can feel my fingers running through your hair...
TG: its smooth and soft
GG: hehe i keep kissing you down here too
TG: then i pull you around so youre sitting on my chest
TG: and i give you a lick
GG: oooohhhhhhh... <3
TG: tastes like
TG: strawberries
GG: i climb off and back around so im facing you again
GG: sitting on your belly :)
TG: I lift you up by the hips and gently lower you onto me
GG: aaaaaahhhhhhhh <3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GG: its so warm!!!
TG: hahaha
TG: so are you
GG: awww
GG: softly bouncing up and down, our insides pulse with pure joy,
GG: its like an amazing ride!
TG: alright im going for it
TG: fury takes me and i drive into you again and again
GG: mmmmmmmmm <3!!!!!
TG: JADE
GG: dave!!!!!!!!!
TG: haaaaaaaah
GG: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3!!!!!!
GG: haa haa...
GG: i collapse onto your chest, flushed with heat and out of breath
TG: my arms are wrapped around you in embrace
GG: ha...
GG: that was so great dave! im proud of you!
TG: i had no idea you were like that
TG: dont you dare tell john and rose alright
GG: dont be silly of course i wont
GG: besides they will found out soon enough anyway
TG: huh
GG: ill see you later dave
GG: cutie <3
TG: WAIT WHAT
TG: GET BACK HERE
TG: GOD DAMMIT

-- gardenGnostic ceased pestering turntechGodhead at 23:02 --