So in my everlasting quest to find any sort of cable with a micro USB female on one end, I go to my local computer shop. I walk in and muck around for a bit while I wait for someone to help me. One guy becomes free and I ask him "Might you have ANY cable with a micro USB female on one end?" He then asks a few questions "What are you trying to do?" "What is this for?" I reiterate "I just want to find any cable that might fit the bill. The application is for something very specific" He then prods me a few times wanting to know what I was trying to do. I hold off explaining because I KNOW that he will not understand a word of what I am saying. He finally bugs me enough and I try to explain.Keep in mind that I am nervous as fuck when explaining technical stuff with someone I know will not understand. I tell him about the Atrix lapdock and how I am using it with a Raspberry Pi. I explain how the dock has a micro USB male plug on it because it was originally design for a phone. I go through a few more things. He then proceeds to ask me (almost verbatim) "So you are wanting to hook your keyboard up to a laptop?" I almost lose it "No, it's a Raspberry Pi. Its a 35 dollar linux computer" To his credit he did say "Oh never heard of it before" I then ask AGAIN "Do you have ANYTHING that might have a micro USB female port on one end. Maybe a micro USB extender or something?" He finally says he will check. He then says "Is this what you are needing? http://www.lunashops.com/images/upload/Image/micro-usb-to-female-1.jpg " I was like "Yes like that but with a female micro USB port on the end. He then goes on to say "Sir, that is a female USB port" I ALMOST LOSE MY SHIT. I try to explain to him that that port is a male adapter that goes into a female socket. He holds up his phone and says "No this is a male USB port (pointing to the FEMALE micro USB port on the phone)" I then try to use an analogy he might understand. I say "Think about it. The plug goes into the phone. The phone is a female. It has the hole. (At which point the female secretary seemed like she got a little offended, hue)" He then tries to go on and prove he is right. Another CUSTOMER in the store actually was on his side "Yeah yeah yeah that little cable thingy he is holding up is the female" (Keep in mind this is a very redneck area. He had NO clue what he was talking about. I could feel myself getting angrier. At this point I just said "Have a great day" and left. I didn't want to stay any longer and bust a blood vessel.