[ 2012.02.14 05:06:54 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Korvos.
[ 2012.02.14 05:06:59 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Do you ever sleep babe.
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:06 ] Korvos > occasionally
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:13 ] Korvos > i like to surprise myself
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:15 ] Captain Hurrdurr > I dont believe you.
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:18 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Can I watch you sleep?
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:20 ] Korvos > and just fall asleep at random
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:34 ] Korvos > only if you drive here
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:37 ] Korvos > i dont own a webcam
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:42 ] Davin Fetisov > Hawt
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:52 ] Captain Hurrdurr > You really need to get a webcam.
[ 2012.02.14 05:07:59 ] Captain Hurrdurr > It's so awkward jerking off alone.
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:06 ] Korvos > thats why i have a roommate
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:10 ] Davin Fetisov > Get a mirror
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:18 ] Kalmor Askold > or a dog
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:25 ] Davin Fetisov > A dog sized mirror
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:27 ] Captain Hurrdurr > I have 5 cats.
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:33 ] Captain Hurrdurr > That's enough animals for me.
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:36 ] Davin Fetisov > Cats like peanut butter too
[ 2012.02.14 05:08:42 ] Kalmor Askold > :D
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:00 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Weirdest conversation ever.
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:06 ] Kalmor Askold > No such thing
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:07 ] Davin Fetisov > I am pleased.
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:22 ] Korvos > redblob landed on the vellain gate
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:26 ] Korvos > and jumped through
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:50 ] Korvos > i dont trust animals enough for sex acts
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:54 ] Korvos > maybe if i were a woman
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:58 ] Korvos > but i dont want them biting there
[ 2012.02.14 05:09:58 ] Davin Fetisov > Hm
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:06 ] Davin Fetisov > Carrots and cucumbers mang
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:07 ] Korvos > i have too much to lose
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:25 ] Korvos > what the fuck am i supposed to do with a carrot
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:34 ] Davin Fetisov > Eat it my nigga
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:35 ] Kalmor Askold > a dog
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:36 ] Captain Hurrdurr > Put it on a stick...
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:42 ] Davin Fetisov > Improves your eyesight
[ 2012.02.14 05:10:53 ] Kalmor Askold > put a dog in a stick and eat it
[ 2012.02.14 05:11:01 ] Davin Fetisov > Fact: Moths have no stomachs.
[ 2012.02.14 05:11:03 ] SheFlung Dung > screen capturing this convo for posterity
[ 2012.02.14 05:11:10 ] Kalmor Askold > plsno
[ 2012.02.14 05:11:29 ] Kalmor Askold > it will ruin my modelling career on Amarr Prime
[ 2012.02.14 05:11:38 ] Korvos > o hai dere newt scowt
[ 2012.02.14 05:11:40 ] Davin Fetisov > Dont worry, I will still vouch for you.
[ 2012.02.14 05:11:49 ] Kalmor Askold > :D
[ 2012.02.14 05:12:34 ] Derikus Rusan > red fleet on the vellaine gate
[ 2012.02.14 05:12:59 ] Derikus Rusan > 14 ships, about 2/3 cruisers
[ 2012.02.14 05:13:11 ] Korvos > everyones being all boring with their fleets and shit
[ 2012.02.14 05:13:21 ] Captain Hurrdurr > I WON A CROW