chapter 1 strang candie
was cold day in land of equestrea and the poni gang wer siting on the bench outside of the store that was seling candie to the yung ponis that was delicous and every1 thot it was a god idea even tho the polic wer loking for mising babies that wer taken inside the stor due to candy violasions.
raimbow das was dasing arund the ponis wen apple jak said yal please kindly stop" and raimbow did not stop because raimbow wanted to das fast so flutersi sed "pls stop raimbow and raimbow stopd the questin was actully wer did the ponis go aftr they where taken by the strange colut and the ponis wer wonderin "wh o did take that poni was he strange lokin' and the ponis said yes her was said twilite.
twilite sad to the gan whi dont we tri a sbell to fin the ponis and the gang sed yall pls do so twilite did it and the sbell was brite and magikle but sumthin went wrogn nad hte sbell backshot and twilite went misin to bad that the other ponis had no ideeu wat was goin on
chapter 3 twilit mishap
twlite landed in a plac lik he nevr sen befor and twilit thought that twilit was just dreamin but twilit was not and twlite was actully in the moon wit moona who was also in the mon becus this hapenedn befor the gala and pinki pi was ther but quiet 4 sum raisin, twlit finishd talked to moona and wnet ovr to pinki pi but it turned out it was not pinki pi but actually spiteflamer who flew to far to the snu and was traped in the moona spitfire was sad becus das was on earth and spitflame was on moona whic moona was hapy abot beacuaseu moona hardlty had partes on moona whic was a relef for moona becus she likd partes but never had them bcus she had no frends becus moona is alon on the moona and noponi can make frends on the moon bcus all the ponis are on the ground not the moon beacuase the moon is in spac eand its impossiburu to gettotemoon from earth so they asked spitforestfire how she got their and she said i flew" and thei axeptd it and went alng business
tiwli fond ot she was not actully twili bt raimbow das and sputeflaire was hape becus she had frend now becus sumhow raiimbow das flew up too.
rarite then sad to apel jake :these jams wolud go lovel with ur apels’
moonas horn lite up and moona started to movet towards teh pelanaet erth an raiimbo das was like wer am i i i dont kno so spootfear sed “ur on the moona sily) ok so moona was makin teh moona fly out of its rorbit and das and spitfork were having the passionfruit love but moona wanetfd to MERGE THE EARTH WITH THE MOON IN A GREAT BALL OF FIERY TORMENT THAT THE LAND OF EQUESTRIA WOULD FEAR FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS TO COME witch is a bad thin in bonbons oponion
Chapter 4 ancient feras
Teh rumers wer tru, teh mon was comin down too eqestrea and nutin culd sop it not eefn raiimbo end spatfires hot passiofruit sex culd, speking of witch how do passionfruits mate? I don o but i no a scientest so il ask it later now back too teh sotry
[jerry] crayme i home
Crayme turns too jerry
[crayme] jerry u has any cereals jerry then turns to crayme yes i have the cereals
[crayme] wle im haivng them
[jerry] noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo problem
Teh buzzer buzzez and ejry waks towars it
[jery] who is it
[buzzer] who
[jery] who?
[buzer] who
[jerrry] is this erain
[buzer no] im an owl lol
[jery] come on up gorge
Buzz
Jer[y turns round and finds crayme eating his lighter flood collecfion
[jerry CRAYME HWY AER YU ETIN ME LIGHTER FLOOD COLLEFION
Crayme ceases to exist
Gorge enters
[gorge] JERRY!! I FOUN THIS HAVE IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME RITE GET ME ALL THE WIMENZ? Whers crayme
Crayme] over her eatin his liter flood collefion but gorge could not see him beacuasea crayme ceases to exist
And suddenly erain
Erain[] i think i am pregnat


Chapter fife
Hello, my name is Nathan Yorke, I’m 27 years old and on the run from the law, to know why is to know god.
It all started a month ago when my best friend Aaron “Azza” James showed me this certain show which is now automatically filtered into all connections and informs local authorities of my position.
I will try to tell you the entire story... but I’m afraid the Salvation Army will catch on...
It tells of friendship and finding ones self in a humorous way, this offended people as no-one should take advice from a show when they can spend hundreds of dollars asking someone who does not care about it...
Nad then i sed otmeal u crazy raiimbo das ned to find wat was wriogn wit moona but wen ever she gt glen close a music baerrieaer apperd witch mens octapusavia was near and he must BATOL HIM and dasing begun bust firt das must get wepon so hse wen to de armery and find wepun of lazer king and iw torks!De lazer king sed ‘teka me gun n soot octapusavia n save planet, but firs can u get my spacecat out of lazer tre Raiimbo sed no an lef his spacecat to di n lazer kignu were sad
Moona was hape becus she wuld finnaly be bak onteh erf and cernterl de moona agen, but rairet was liek NO DON DO I T and moona was liek but hwy and rarite sed IF U CARSH MOONA TO ERF DER WIL BE NU BOOTY FELL MOONA and moona was like oh nooo i liek teh moona and i am moona and if thers no moona i cant control de moona witch mens I TOOK ME JERB
an then Twilit fond the hole that ws a hole but not a hole but instad went to a plac were Jonh Marecovik was
chaper 7