enzoaquarius: Alrighty starting shortly, I will require you all to limit conversation while announcements are occurring please
Petius: Have you folks heard?
tobindraxx: bird is the work
enzoaquarius: There are a number of announcements
Cobra_Zulu: I made it to 3
tobindraxx: word as well
tobindraxx: number one draxx is awesome
enzoaquarius: I want you guys to try something here
enzoaquarius: Come sit down in this clearing, don't use the subspace amplifier please
Charga: wish we could make our own ds9 instance
Charga: with orion slave girls and dabo
phoenixblue00: That would be pretty nice.
enzoaquarius: Sit on the floor :3
enzoaquarius: Welcome to Kindergarden, bitches
enzoaquarius: oh gosh this does remind me of grade school
Cobra_Zulu: I feel like I'm in kindergarten.
tobindraxx: ooooooo tell us a story
malbolgiea: lol
enzoaquarius: This is awesome
McShizzle: I want my juice box now
aaron768: screen shoot and post this lol
Cabrakan: me enzo i need to go potty!
Cabrakan: mr
playdohpocalypse: PARTY TIME!
enzoaquarius: Got a pic
playdohpocalypse: what instance?
Charga: hey doom
enzoaquarius: Who wants a hall pass?
aaron768: 3
playdohpocalypse: helloooo
Charga: i regret that we are no longer corvette bros
playdohpocalypse: D:
Cobra_Zulu: Got ze screens.
playdohpocalypse: what
stolover: what instance is the thing?
playdohpocalypse: why not?
Blurr: As long as we can play with the parachute during gym
Charga: Vet ship.
playdohpocalypse: oh
enzoaquarius: Please don't activate the subspace amplifier until all announcements are done
playdohpocalypse: heresy!
blue_j: Any room in RA at the moment?
xtern1ty: can't get on 3
kirkfollower24: If youj can't get in, just wait and keep checking till room opens up
kirkfollower24: till then just follow along
enzoaquarius: So time for a story before announcements
tobindraxx: yay \o/
enzoaquarius: Long ago in a place named Equestria were 2 princesses...]
blue_j: Hooray!
enzoaquarius: Celestia and Luna
angrecium: 0_o
tobindraxx: eeeeeeee Luna
sierra024: o.O
enzoaquarius: :P
playdohpocalypse: they lezzed out
enzoaquarius: Alrighty, so today is a big day
playdohpocalypse: the end
enzoaquarius: Duh
stolover: ok so I take it it's on instance 3?
renegade1990: 3
therealtogie: You were saying, Enzo? :D
enzoaquarius: last call, instance 3 Quarks
esp1222: If you can get in, yeah it's on 3
enzoaquarius: Who did that
ltnylint: yeah, but might be tough to get in at the moment
jmauser83: ew a stink bomb
enzoaquarius: Alrighty
ltnylint: no more of that please, folks
enzoaquarius: So we have some big announcements
Petius: My guess would be the random humping female toons.
enzoaquarius: As you may or may not know, our Fleet Admiral ranks have been quite limited lately
enzoaquarius: A few older Fleet Admirals were removed for inactivity
enzoaquarius: And 2 have stepped aside for LOA (Theodore and Xiah)
enzoaquarius: At the present time, we only have 3 active Fleet Admirals: Rowsdower, Saralas, and myself
enzoaquarius: But not anymore
enzoaquarius: As of tonight, our Fleet Admiral ranks are expanding to what they were before
enzoaquarius: Don't
enzoaquarius: Do that.
Mercedies: does anyone have the mukara space set and will you link it to me so I can see it please
tobindraxx: damnit whoever that is please stop
enzoaquarius: *sighs*
Fornicario: I don't think it's one of us
kirkfollower24: It's not a fleet member, just keep going
malbolgiea: Maybe a random?
redhotkurt: DS9 #3 for those just logging in.
Petius: It's the random.  Ba'al
tobindraxx: motherfucke
redhotkurt: sigh
enzoaquarius: Well
enzoaquarius: This has been ruined
kirkfollower24: It's Americanbadass who's doing that
tobindraxx: im listening enzo!
Cobra_Zulu: TO FLEET STARBASE!
aaron768: I CANT STOP DANCING IT FEELS SOOO GOOD
Fornicario: Keep going Enzo
enzoaquarius: No we're staying
enzoaquarius: Anyway
enzoaquarius: KARTH
enzoaquarius: PLEASE STEP FORWARD
Cobra_Zulu: (Dance forward)
DamonTCS: Impossible, I can only dance!
matterknot: who step foward
enzoaquarius: Despite our unending dance moves, your work as an Admiral in this fleet has been exemplary
enzoaquarius: By the decision of the officership of Reddit Alert, I hereby promote you to the rank of Fleet Admiral
tobindraxx: *CEERS*
ltnylint: woo damon!
tobindraxx: WOO
jmauser83: yaaay congrats
kirkfollower24: Hurray!
DamonTCS: o7
aaron768: whhop!
renegade1990: \o/
Petius: Grats!
therealtogie: congrats!
mccoyink: Wooo congrats!
uefsoldier1: congrats!
redhotkurt: grats Karth!
Kindgren: whoop!
tobindraxx: congrats!
malbolgiea: grats!
enzoaquarius: and people are in your way so I can't promote you
enzoaquarius: There we go
McShizzle: \o/
enzoaquarius: Congratulations!
stolover: obligatory "woo" and "congrats"
enzoaquarius: We sitdown now
enzoaquarius: Anyway we're not done
enzoaquarius: PIB
enzoaquarius: STEP FORWARD
xtern1ty: let me guess, I missed hatever it was
enzoaquarius: You too have shown exemplary skills as an Admiral of the fleet
enzoaquarius: By the decision of the officership of REDdit ALERT, you are promoted to the rank of Fleet Admiral
tobindraxx: *cheers* Congrats pib!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enzoaquarius: Congratulations!
Petius: Grats!
malbolgiea: yay Pib!
redhotkurt: grats Pib!!!!
kirkfollower24: Gratz
Cobra_Zulu: Holla!
renegade1990: \o/
enzoaquarius: When you toon to RA :P
McShizzle: \o/
jmauser83: thank you !
Atheonyirh: So when is MY promotion to Fleet Admiral? :V
enzoaquarius: We do haveone more Fleet Admiral, but he is not here presently, he will be promoted in a future ceremony
enzoaquarius: Athel: You are a Fleet Admiral....of my heart <3
jmauser83: i will co-lead the fleets into a glorious future!
Thalcot: Hello, all. :)
Atheonyirh: You guys heard that.
enzoaquarius: ANYWAY
Atheonyirh: I own you all.
Atheonyirh: :|
ltnylint: To Grethor and stuff
enzoaquarius: we're not done
enzoaquarius: We have some more special promos
DamonTCS: An I promise I'll only blow half the fleet funds on hookers and blow
therealtogie: Please let Enzo finish.
Thalcot: Am I too late for the party?
enzoaquarius: Alice! Please step forward!
Void-VectorX left the room.
enzoaquarius: We, the officership, have been greatly impressed with your personality and activity with the fleet
Void-VectorX entered the room.
enzoaquarius: You are hereby promoted to the rank of Commander! Congratulations!
Petius: Woo!  Grats!
malbolgiea: :D
jmauser83: congrats o7
ltnylint: woo Alice!
enzoaquarius: Annnnd
aaron768: lol
Mr.RobotoO left the room.
enzoaquarius: yet another announcement!
tobindraxx: CONGRATZ ALICE
renegade1990: \o/
matterknot: hey guys sorry to interupt but could you guys pls transfer to DS( #1
enzoaquarius: Pete! Please step forward!
redhotkurt: grats Alice!
Mr.RobotoO entered the room.
enzoaquarius: We've been watching you closely Pete....very closely...
enzoaquarius: You are hereby promoted to Best Pony
Mythgraven: Damn. I wanted pony.
matterknot: i cannont tranfer to u guys cause the server there i full
Petius: Neigh!  I mean yay!
tobindraxx: *CHEERS* WOO HOO PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!
enzoaquarius: Nah, seriously, you too have shown great skill and personality in the fleet
jmauser83: erm.. yay?
Charga: Three cheers!
stolover: Stephano has arived, let the party begin
ltnylint: Go Pete!
enzoaquarius: We hereby promote you to the rank of Commander. Congratulations!
redhotkurt: grats Pete!!
jmauser83: o7 grats
renegade1990: \o/
Petius: Thank you!
tobindraxx: WOO HO
Farktoid5000: Yay!
jmauser83: oooh
malbolgiea: woo Pete!
Jakemann: A DEV?
enzoaquarius: DAMNIT EQAH
Jakemann: HERE?!
aaron768: all hail cranston
Petius: woot!
enzoaquarius: Late to the party as usual!
jmauser83: the EQAH joins the party
ltnylint: Of course, Dev is here now and then
shapey: grats
tobindraxx: wow
therealtogie: Promotions so good, they draw a dev!
texas-queens: Rage inbound
Jakemann: *Bows in worship to EQAH.*
americanbadass86: EQAH, giving us all free corvettes at this event?
Petius: I got a dev, ya'll ain't get nothin'!
enzoaquarius: Many congratulations to those who have been promoted today! We do not that we aren't done with announcements, as we have more planned in the near future!
kiravoksel: ha AB, i wish
enzoaquarius: Now, PARTY HARD!
jmauser83: \o/
tobindraxx: congratz to everyone!
esp1222: \o/
renegade1990: \o/
Petius: When it's tiem to party, you must party hard!
therealtogie: time for a cig.
enzoaquarius: EQAH, DS9 3, nao
Thalcot: Congratulations, everyone! :D
tobindraxx: \o/
esp1222: So many characters, my game can't load them all. D:
illusioncaster: So which instance is the party?
therealtogie: EQAH: how'd the QA team like that thread?
ltnylint: Congrats all
matterknot: i cannont transfer either it's fu;;
aaron768: THE CLUB CANT EVEN HANDLE US ANYMORE
enzoaquarius: inb4 "what thread" *runs* XD
McShizzle: im going blind
matterknot: *(full
segamanxero: DS9 3 is full... I am sure a Dev can overide them selves in though
enzoaquarius: So much stuff the SPA aren't fully loading XD