So one day in the quiet #eve-online channel at quakenet IRC, some guy logs in at night and 16 seconds after joining spams his channel:

* LazTel (~Bryan@c-68-60-214-214.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #eve-online
<LazTel> hey guys, im trying to get an eve stream channel set up on quakenet, would any of you guys mind idling #CHATSTREAM so that i can get it registered

Well, some people take it unkindly, namely, an individual called El-Diablito:

* El-Diablito sets ban on *!*@c-68-60-214-214.hsd1.ga.comcast.net
* El-Diablito has kicked LazTel from #eve-online (It's one thing for someone to ask a favour, it's another to join the channel and just spam a chan)

So the following day LazTel opens a convo with El-Diablito:

<El-Diablito> [18:56] <El-Diablito> People joining my channel to spam links
<El-Diablito> [18:56] <El-Diablito> That is my problem
<El-Diablito> [18:56] <LazTel> i didnt spam a link
<El-Diablito> [18:56] <El-Diablito> But don't worry about it, it's very easy to solve
<El-Diablito> [18:56] <LazTel> i asked dudes to idle my channel so i can get it authed
<El-Diablito> [18:56] <El-Diablito> No? Joining my channel, then begging for people to join your channel? Not spamming? That was not a channel link?
<El-Diablito> [18:57] <El-Diablito> Consider it a permanent one
<El-Diablito> [18:57] <El-Diablito> Goodbye
<El-Diablito> [18:57] <LazTel> yeah
<El-Diablito> [18:57] <LazTel> for the eve community
<El-Diablito> [18:57] <LazTel> you cant have a channel named #eve-online and then be a nazi about it
<El-Diablito> [18:57] <LazTel> its a public meeting place
<El-Diablito> [18:59] <El-Diablito> So you're saying, that I can't ban you?
<El-Diablito> [18:59] <LazTel> no, im saying that you are banning me for trying to get more eve related channels going
<El-Diablito> [19:00] <LazTel> and i would have chatted with the people in there but only one guy was awake
<El-Diablito> [19:00] <LazTel> you must not know who i am
<El-Diablito> Funny how he found that out like three seconds after joining
<El-Diablito> [19:00] <El-Diablito> I do not, but by all means inform me
<El-Diablito> [19:00] <El-Diablito> I'm just dying to know
<El-Diablito> I mean, like I've said
<El-Diablito> If any of you want some idlers to a chan just ask
<El-Diablito> But join, two seconds later spam a link and be a face I've never seen before?
<El-Diablito> buh-bye
<Warri> oh shit mate
<Warri> you dont know him!
<El-Diablito> [19:01] <LazTel> my in game name is Lazarus Telraven, i was commentator on Alliance Tournament X and I am one of the top EVE streamers. Myself and Kil2 are working to expand the streaming scene and reach players that are not currently playing eve
<El-Diablito> haha
<Warri> oooooooh shit
<Warri> :D
<spooge> hahaha
<spooge> cmon don't ban that guy :D
<spooge> or post more
<El-Diablito> [19:02] <El-Diablito> I'm trying to think of a way to convey to you, just how small of a fuck I give, but it is literally non-existant and I confess, that for once in my life I am at a loss for words
<spooge> ooooh
<spooge> no fucks available
<Warri> i shall tell him that youre a goon
<Warri> hes gonna get you kicked!
<El-Diablito> Someone tell me what corp/alliance this chipmunk is in
<Warri> well if hes raelly laz then hes in amok :P
<BANAANS> hahaha wow
<BANAANS> El-Diablito, 
<BANAANS> is that really him?
<El-Diablito> [19:03] <LazTel> wow, mad with power. You shouldnt ever hold any sort of power
<El-Diablito> [19:04] <El-Diablito> Yes, I am clearly mad for power for banning a guy who, joined my channel for the first time, spammed a link and then said nothing else. Then tries to claim that despite spamming said link and getting banned within about 20 seconds of joining, he knows the activity number for the channel and that this is a valid excuse for not making chit chat
<El-Diablito> [19:04] <LazTel> i spammed the link was awake for another hour then went to bed as it was 4am
<El-Diablito> [19:04] <El-Diablito> Mad I say, for not letting you spam your little ego project, mad to deny the poor people in the channel the opportunity to learn what eve is through your new channel
<El-Diablito> I don't fucking know
<BANAANS> well
<El-Diablito> What alliance is amok in?
<BANAANS> LAzarus is
<BANAANS> GOON
<BANAANS> :D
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<BANAANS> and in Amok.
<BANAANS> he was a p cool commentator
<El-Diablito> [19:05] <LazTel> banned within 20secs?
<El-Diablito> [19:05] <LazTel> you logged in an hour after i posted that
<El-Diablito> [19:05] <El-Diablito> Oh, so you'd been spamming more? My oh my, good thing I came on and stopped your reign of terror
<El-Diablito> haha
<El-Diablito> Well he can't have me kicked
<El-Diablito> I bribe the right directors
<Warri> i think hes even director himself :D
<El-Diablito> [19:06] <El-Diablito> I think the key point here, to focus on, is that I am not lifting your ban because you joined exclusivly to spam ads
<El-Diablito> [19:06] <LazTel> i didnt join exclusively for that
<El-Diablito> [19:06] <El-Diablito> And this isn't coldfront, nor will it ever become coldfront, so go home
<El-Diablito> [19:06] <LazTel> i just started my quaknet account last night
<El-Diablito> And I care?
<Warri> no one here plays eve anyway besides Grizzly who faggot gatecamps
<BANAANS> ok its really him
<BANAANS> :D
<El-Diablito> [19:08] * El-Diablito Shrugs
<El-Diablito> [19:08] <El-Diablito> It is what it is
<El-Diablito> [19:08] <El-Diablito> Next time, try to be nice and get to know people before you beg for things
<krisss> hmm
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<El-Diablito> Crikey though
<El-Diablito> Last thing we need is an invasion of leet streaming faggots
<El-Diablito> who are über at 1337 pvp
<El-Diablito> e-peening all over qnet
<El-Diablito> That's what coldfront is for
<El-Diablito> This is a gentlemans club godamnit
<spooge> old chap
<BANAANS> El-Diablito, 
<BANAANS> <LazTel> yo
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> for 100M ISK
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> I will tell who banned you
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> his ingame nick, corp and alliance
<BANAANS> <LazTel> i know who banned me lol
<BANAANS> <LazTel> oh
<BANAANS> <LazTel> that might be interesting
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> )
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> you would be surprised
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> if you really are Lazarus Telraven
<BANAANS> <LazTel> lol do you know who i am?
<BANAANS> <LazTel> yeah
<BANAANS> <LazTel> lol
<BANAANS> <LazTel> ill give you 100m for the info and if you idle my channel
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> convo me ingame @ Rita Lasmane
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> k
<BANAANS> <LazTel> so i can get the damn thing authed
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> I just need to know its really you
<BANAANS> <LazTel> logging in an alt to sned isk
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> ok
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> I would appreicate if you sent it from
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> your main though
<BANAANS> <BANAANS> you know, being Lazarus Telraven and all
<BANAANS> <LazTel> sent you 100m
<El-Diablito> I will laugh
<El-Diablito> So hard
<BANAANS> :DDDD
<BANAANS> I have his 100M
<BANAANS> should I link you?
<BANAANS> I figure scamming a goon is fun enough
<BANAANS> :D
<El-Diablito> You HAVE to copy paste the conversation
<spooge> hahaha
<El-Diablito> In here
<spooge> this gon be great
<El-Diablito> YOu have to
<BANAANS> which convo
<BANAANS> its all there is
<El-Diablito> oh god tell me he did it
<BANAANS> I have 100M 
<El-Diablito> Give him my name
<El-Diablito> Yes
<El-Diablito> No h
<El-Diablito> Jonny 101
<El-Diablito> haha
<El-Diablito> Spell it right now
<El-Diablito> All he had to do was fucking ask me :P
<BANAANS> I linked it ingame
<El-Diablito> Oh give me his fucking reaction
<BANAANS> well, tbh
<BANAANS> would be more fun
<BANAANS> if I just scammed him
<BANAANS> :(
<El-Diablito> Kinda would
<El-Diablito> I mean he'll find out np
<El-Diablito> But that would be hilarious too
<El-Diablito> Or you could take it
<El-Diablito> And just tell him to fucking ask me
<BANAANS> too late
<El-Diablito> Because I'm not exactly known for hiding it
<BANAANS> I already gave him you
<El-Diablito> I be logging in
<El-Diablito> To see if any drama is going to start
<BANAANS> [17:13:04] Lazarus Telraven > lol is that really him?
<El-Diablito> Wouldn't exactly be the first time someone tried having me booted for being me :P
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<El-Diablito> [19:13] <LazTel> So whats your ingame name?
<El-Diablito> [19:14] <El-Diablito> Dude he was copy pasting the conversation to me in the channel, we've been laughing our asses off
<El-Diablito> [19:14] <El-Diablito> You could have just fucking asked me and I'd have given it to you
<El-Diablito> [19:14] <LazTel> ill talk to vily
<El-Diablito> [19:14] <El-Diablito> I'm sure he'll love that
<El-Diablito> Vily's my nigga
<El-Diablito> We're homies from the pirate days <3
<Warri> haha
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<El-Diablito> (7:15:21 PM) jonny_101@goonfleet.com/PC: [19:14] <LazTel> ill talk to vily
<El-Diablito> [19:14] <El-Diablito> I'm sure he'll love that
<El-Diablito> (7:15:22 PM) jonny_101@goonfleet.com/PC: Yeap
<El-Diablito> (7:15:25 PM) jonny_101@goonfleet.com/PC: He paid someone 100m for my name
<El-Diablito> (7:15:30 PM) Vily: lol who cares
<El-Diablito> I love my corp so much
<BANAANS> [17:13:04] Lazarus Telraven > lol is that really him?
<BANAANS> [17:13:14] Rita Lasmane > well
<BANAANS> [17:13:15] Rita Lasmane > the thing is
<BANAANS> [17:13:18] Rita Lasmane > you could have just asked him
<BANAANS> [17:13:37] Lazarus Telraven > asked him what?
<BANAANS> [17:13:39] Lazarus Telraven > lol
<BANAANS> [17:13:40] Rita Lasmane > whats his ingame name
<BANAANS> [17:14:16] Lazarus Telraven > im actually really surprised
<BANAANS> [17:14:25] Rita Lasmane > you can send me 300M more maybe then?
<BANAANS> [17:14:49] Rita Lasmane > I mean, I gladly pay for surprises
<BANAANS> [17:15:18] Lazarus Telraven > :)
<BANAANS> [17:15:24] Rita Lasmane > im serious
<BANAANS> [17:15:30] Rita Lasmane > I will give his RL country and height?
<BANAANS> [17:15:36] Lazarus Telraven > lol
<BANAANS> [17:15:45] Lazarus Telraven > nah all i needed was his IGN
<BANAANS> [17:15:51] Lazarus Telraven > gonna talk to his ceo
<BANAANS> [17:15:59] Rita Lasmane > good luck babe
<BANAANS> he closed the convo
<BANAANS> I opened a new one
<Horza> haha
<Horza> from the at stream
<BANAANS> I am just telling him how he was ok at the AT stream
<BANAANS> because I liked him :(
<El-Diablito> Oh dear
<Horza> wouldn't have guessed laz was that big of a faggot
<BANAANS> yeah
<Horza> someone copypaste this whole thing to pastebin
<BANAANS> and post to reddit?
<Horza> so it can be shared around :P
<El-Diablito> Eeh
<El-Diablito> Let's not
<El-Diablito> I am a goon after all :P
<El-Diablito> It doesn't do to be infighting
<El-Diablito> Even if he is a stuck up little cockwaddle
<Warri> so what was the channel he was spamming anyway?
<El-Diablito> Don't get me wrong, he acted like a dick here and I treat him as such, this isn't ingame but I'm not going to go out of my way to humiliate him
<BANAANS> he actually did act like a dick
<BANAANS> I would have banned him too
<BANAANS> if I was op
* Q gives voice to El-Diablito
<spooge> pause for edit!
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<El-Diablito> You done?
<El-Diablito> :P
<El-Diablito> Well shit
<El-Diablito> We had some fun tonight as well, good stuff
<El-Diablito> And people made money, also good
<BANAANS> 100M is money?
<BANAANS> I am trying to get him to pay
<BANAANS> 150M for my main
<BANAANS> :D
<Lark> ur fucked now El-Diablito 
<Lark> the mighty alliance commentator is angry
<BANAANS> http://i.imgur.com/eoO8f.png
<Warri> )
<Lark> BANAANS: I'm proud of you, son!
<BANAANS> I got more from the bulgarian who wanted to join TEST
<BANAANS> but couldnt speak english
<BANAANS> so I scammed him in ruski
<BANAANS> I think I got 300M from him :/
<Lark> I remember how happy thanie was the first time he scammed someone for 50m :D
<BANAANS> the Bulgarian said that the gods will curse me :(
<Lark> fo sho!
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<El-Diablito> Lark, will you protect me?
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<Lark> what alliance is he in?
<El-Diablito> He's a director in goons
<El-Diablito> [19:14] <LazTel> ill talk to vily
<El-Diablito> [19:14] <El-Diablito> I'm sure he'll love that
<El-Diablito> Vily is my CEO and a goon director
<Lark> oh
<El-Diablito> (7:15:30 PM) Vily: lol who cares <-that's his scathing response to me
<Lark> well, then you're shit out of luck
<Lark> I don't like goons
<El-Diablito> I feel quite chastisted
<El-Diablito> Aww :(
<Lark> cunts were our mortal enemies back in the day
<El-Diablito> Mine too
<El-Diablito> But I'm in Eternity Inc
<El-Diablito> Not the goon corp itself
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<Warri> well neither is amok? :p
<El-Diablito> I'm pretty sure my corp ranks a gazillion slots above his in terms of contribution tbh
<El-Diablito> And if you look at jonny 101's titles ingame
<El-Diablito> I look hella important
<El-Diablito> So you know
<El-Diablito> That's useful when people bitch
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<El-Diablito> Given to those who participated in the first great goon genocide of delve <-just realised one of my ingame medals says this btw
<El-Diablito> Let's hope nobody in goons actually read all my medals :P
<El-Diablito> I think something like 80% of my goon kb participation are kills against goons
<Tombstone> :D