(12:46:13) Lolzrfunni: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the first ever Federation of Chroman Automobile Racing Grand Prix! (12:46:14) Zwoosh: back (12:47:00) Lolzrfunni: today, we will be racing on the twisty New Cerulean Grand Prix circuit, competeing for the first ever trophy, the Big Cheese! (12:48:12) Lolzrfunni: let's get the run down of the cars entering this fine event, shall we? (12:49:47) Lolzrfunni: Well, the story of the week was CTR0's great qualifying session, finishing on the pole position for the race. let's see if his car will make it through the race (12:51:01) Lolzrfunni: our very own infamous was the second placed periwinkle car, seperated by a wall of orangered racers (12:51:20) Lolzrfunni: but no one cares about the damn reds, so carry on (12:51:56) Lolzrfunni: Telekinetic and Elimonoa fill out 6th and 7th on the grid (12:52:15) Lolzrfunni: Team Tele and GMP mobile are high rated on the bookie's lists (12:53:30) Lolzrfunni: and FroMobile, and Redis' Representor Reptilian fill out the top ten (12:53:31) sahdee: Go Team! (12:53:38) Lolzrfunni: yes, indeed (12:53:58) (SpamWork4587): Huzzah! (12:54:11) Lolzrfunni: and now, an interview with sahdee, owner of A Pictograph Story, which qualified in 14th place (12:54:29) Lolzrfunni: qualifying results are here ----> (12:54:31) Lolzrfunni: http://www.reddit.com/r/GoodMorn​ingPeriwinkle/comments/25vdsh/fed​eration_of_chroman_automobile_rac​ing_race/ (12:54:31) sahdee: Hey! (12:54:42) sahdee: Don't single me out (12:54:54) sahdee: At least I was faster than Luuk and Zwoosh (12:54:55) Lolzrfunni: so sahdee, what do you feel are the chances of a victory for you? (12:55:02) Zwoosh: Last place ;_9 (12:55:07) Zwoosh: :-(* (12:55:09) Lolzrfunni: aaah yes (12:55:15) Lolzrfunni: funny story, zwooshie (12:55:33) Lolzrfunni: your car was so loud that the officials were too deafened to write the correct times (12:55:42) Lolzrfunni: let's hope you have better luck in the race (12:55:42) sahdee: lol (12:55:47) Lolzrfunni: but anyway (12:55:51) Lolzrfunni: it's time to race! (12:56:04) Zwoosh: Stupid officials andd their lack of noise blockers (12:56:10) Lolzrfunni: they are coming down the main straight for 10 laps of speed (12:56:34) Lolzrfunni: the green flag is out (12:56:36) ChatBot: (bleekicker) logs into the Chat. (12:56:41) Lolzrfunni: they are coming round the corner (12:56:48) Lolzrfunni: GO GO GO (12:56:54) Lolzrfunni: into the first corner they rush (12:57:06) Lolzrfunni: representor reptilian is gaining fast on the corner (12:57:19) Lolzrfunni: Blee is threatening CTR in the Upvote Express (12:57:35) (SpamWork4587): CMON!!! WRECK!!! (12:57:51) Lolzrfunni: and sahdee is gaining ground on the Yeti Mobile of Sasquatch (12:58:15) Lolzrfunni: and spam has been rewarded: Rebound has gone straight off! (12:58:23) Lolzrfunni: Beard on wheels has hit the corner! (12:58:35) Lolzrfunni: Oh no! Remnance has hit him! (12:58:37) sahdee: COME ON CAR! (12:58:42) (SpamWork4587): AAWWWW YISSSS!!!! (12:58:52) (bleekicker): (how is he deciding who crashes?) (12:58:53) sahdee: DON'T FAIL ME NOW RNG (12:58:56) (SpamWork4587): First lap and people already getting knocked out (12:59:08) Lolzrfunni: but fortunately, the faster than speedy gonzales, Flash and ecetera mobile is a tought car (12:59:19) Lolzrfunni: condering that it's a fucking tank (12:59:25) (bleekicker): (I have a question. In the rules it says that you have to pick a specialty, but I forgot...so...) (12:59:31) Lolzrfunni: but Remnance is now dead last of the remaining cars (12:59:45) Lolzrfunni: It's okay, blee, we've taken that out for this race (12:59:54) (bleekicker): kay :) (13:00:14) Lolzrfunni: but anyway, coming into this really nasty hairpin bend, we have a lot of cars slowing up (13:00:37) Lolzrfunni: oh! Theel has made a nasty slip up!# (13:01:01) Lolzrfunni: he has been passed by several cars, and is down to 8th from 4th! (13:01:45) Lolzrfunni: and now yours truly is truly amazed (13:02:05) Lolzrfunni: zwoosh is making huge progress up the field, taking places left and right (13:02:10) Lolzrfunni: amazing driving there (13:02:18) Zwoosh: :D (13:02:19) Lolzrfunni: he is now up to 15th from 19 (13:02:24) Lolzrfunni: passing Sahdee (13:02:32) Lolzrfunni: onto Cdos's car (13:02:51) ChatBot: (blee) logs into the Chat. (13:02:57) Lolzrfunni: The Queen's Gory Glory is giving him a run for his money though! (13:03:01) Zwoosh: GO VROOM (13:03:02) Lolzrfunni: they go left (13:03:05) Lolzrfunni: they go right (13:03:09) Lolzrfunni: amazing stuff! (13:03:10) (blee): VROOM GO BOOM! (13:03:13) Lolzrfunni: oh my god (13:03:15) (SpamWork4587): THEY GO INTO A WALL (13:03:17) Lolzrfunni: they are three wide (13:03:26) (SpamWork4587): I root for wrecks (13:03:35) luuklilo: Gory glory wreck the two others (13:03:44) luuklilo: Duo to the awesome train wreck thing in the front (13:03:48) Lolzrfunni: the Fatmobile, Vroom, and the Queen's Gory Glory are all going for tenth into the Goodyear kink (13:04:00) Lolzrfunni: a high speed corner that will really test these guys (13:04:16) Lolzrfunni: Vroom is going on the inside... DENIED! GORY GLORY IS OUT IN FRONT (13:04:23) Zwoosh: NOOO (13:04:32) Lolzrfunni: BUT THE FATMOBILE IS UP ON THE INSIDE OF THEM BOTH (13:04:37) luuklilo: GET GORED (13:04:37) Lolzrfunni: HOLY MOLEY! (13:04:52) Lolzrfunni: THIS IS AMAZING STUFF (13:04:58) ChatBot: (bleekicker) has been logged out (Timeout). (13:05:00) Lolzrfunni: VROOM IS GETTING CLOSE (13:05:05) Lolzrfunni: AND... VROOM IS PAST (13:05:10) Lolzrfunni: VROOM IS PAST! (13:05:11) Zwoosh: YEAAA (13:05:25) Lolzrfunni: GLORY AND THE FATMOBILE FIGHT FOR ELEVENTH (13:05:29) Lolzrfunni: and wait (13:05:31) Lolzrfunni: what's this (13:05:42) Lolzrfunni: out in front, CTR0 is leaking oil! (13:05:47) luuklilo: RIP (13:06:10) (blee): in peace (13:06:11) Lolzrfunni: disaster! that car is not going to make it through the race if they dont pit him! (13:06:24) Lolzrfunni: Found it in the back drops into the pit lane (13:06:30) Lolzrfunni: for emergency repairs (13:07:03) Lolzrfunni: and meanwhile, AUZZI3 "Oz" BLITZ is on a charge (13:07:24) Lolzrfunni: Mobile Mobile is trying to do what Zwoosh did (13:07:30) Lolzrfunni: and (13:07:34) Lolzrfunni: what's this? (13:07:38) Lolzrfunni: REMNANCE IS OUT! (13:07:48) Lolzrfunni: HIS CAR HAS FALLEN OFF THE MOUNTAIN! (13:07:55) (blee): hahahahahahaha (13:07:58) luuklilo: RIP (13:08:02) (blee): in peace (13:08:06) (blee): *in pieces (13:08:08) sahdee: Poor Rem (13:08:09) Lolzrfunni: an entire section of track has collapsed under him (13:08:12) Zwoosh: Uh Oh (13:08:19) Zwoosh: Double Uh Oh (13:08:30) Lolzrfunni: fortunately, he is okay, but even a tank can't survive that fall (13:08:30) (blee): uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh (13:08:34) Lolzrfunni: what a disaster (13:08:57) Lolzrfunni: and Dragonsword's out of place horse has left the track completely! (13:09:07) Lolzrfunni: it... it's charging for the carrot stand! (13:09:12) Lolzrfunni: another disaster! (13:09:18) luuklilo: RIP carrot salesman (13:09:22) Lolzrfunni: CTR0 has rejoined in last place (13:09:38) Lolzrfunni: but he is cutting through the lower cars (13:09:58) Lolzrfunni: Past Sahdee (13:10:07) Zwoosh: hehe (13:10:08) sahdee: HEY! (13:10:10) Lolzrfunni: she is now in 16th place (13:10:14) (blee): :P:? (13:10:22) Lolzrfunni: shame, but that car really isnt meant for mountain tracks (13:10:24) sahdee: FUCK YOU RNG GODS (13:10:53) (SpamWork4587): cmon...Jew magic...work on Sahdee's car! (13:10:54) Lolzrfunni: and... tele and Zwoosh are battling for 5th (13:10:57) Lolzrfunni: look at this (13:11:03) Lolzrfunni: amazing (13:11:09) luuklilo: WHERE AM I (13:11:11) luuklilo: 1st? (13:11:14) luuklilo: :D (13:11:17) Lolzrfunni: they arent fighting for position- they are collaborating! (13:11:25) (blee): lolwut (13:11:27) Zwoosh: Aw yeahh (13:11:32) Lolzrfunni: look at this- they are slingshotting each other! (13:11:40) (SpamWork4587): They're just getting high together! (13:11:40) Lolzrfunni: and they are storming this! (13:11:51) (SpamWork4587): That smoke from Tele's car isn't engine trouble (13:11:56) Lolzrfunni: past Infamo (13:12:11) Zwoosh: lol Spam (13:12:13) Lolzrfunni: Past Theel (13:12:21) (blee): nooooo (13:12:22) Lolzrfunni: past blee (13:12:28) (blee): D: (13:12:29) Lolzrfunni: they are now in first and second place (13:12:37) Lolzrfunni: CTR0 is now in 14th place (13:12:41) luuklilo: WHERE IS THE QUEENS GLORY :( (13:12:46) Lolzrfunni: blee is fighting back (13:12:56) Lolzrfunni: and luuk is making a charge! (13:13:04) Lolzrfunni: it's all kicking off on this third lao (13:13:24) Lolzrfunni: lap, as blee, zwoosh and tele are going three way for first! (13:13:27) Lolzrfunni: wow! (13:13:28) Zwoosh: Gettin intense (13:13:45) Lolzrfunni: hole crazzle, they barely avoided a wreck on the Goodyear kink! (13:13:51) Lolzrfunni: oh no! (13:13:57) Lolzrfunni: that was almost a disaster! (13:14:12) Lolzrfunni: blee has dropped back slightly (13:14:17) Lolzrfunni: but is fighting back (13:14:31) Lolzrfunni: and wait (13:14:40) Lolzrfunni: thats... a big chunk of car (13:14:42) (blee): a dildo flew out of my window? (13:14:47) (blee): sorry. that was mine (13:14:49) Lolzrfunni: ... straight... straight of the back of (13:14:54) Lolzrfunni: of... blee's car... (13:15:00) (blee): fuck (13:15:05) Zwoosh: RIP (13:15:08) Lolzrfunni: amazing scenes here, folks (13:15:16) Lolzrfunni: half of Blee's car has fallen off (13:15:25) Zwoosh: He needs a better crew (13:15:28) Lolzrfunni: along with his trousers (13:15:31) Lolzrfunni: and his seat (13:15:37) (SpamWork4587): O.O (13:15:38) Lolzrfunni: and his beer supply (13:15:39) Zwoosh: trousers (13:15:41) Zwoosh: wtf (13:15:45) (blee): well, at least the radio is still playing :D (13:15:49) (blee): OrangeRedio for the win! (13:15:53) ChatBot: cdos93 logs into the Chat. (13:15:53) Lolzrfunni: and there goes the radio (13:15:57) cdos93: DID MY CAR WIN? (13:15:58) Zwoosh: Hru cdos (13:15:59) Lolzrfunni: such a shame (13:15:59) (DBCrumpets): heh (13:16:00) (blee): :-( (13:16:01) cdos93: oops caps (13:16:14) (SpamWork4587): WRECKS!!!! WRECKS EVERYWHERE!!!! (13:16:19) Lolzrfunni: Blee's car has disintegrated, leaving Tele and Zwoosh fighting for the win (13:16:24) (DBCrumpets): RIP in peace Blee (13:16:34) Zwoosh: Yeh (13:16:39) Lolzrfunni: Cdos is moving on 7th place (13:16:44) (blee): How dead am I? (13:16:46) cdos93: yes (13:16:51) (SpamWork4587) sneaks away after pouring oil in front of a turn on the track (13:16:52) Lolzrfunni: Luuk is now in 5th behind Ozzie (13:16:59) Lolzrfunni: wait (13:17:01) Lolzrfunni: OH NO (13:17:08) cdos93: I use my jet engine on the next strait (13:17:11) Lolzrfunni: SOMEONE HAS POURED OIL ON THE TRACK (13:17:21) Lolzrfunni: THANKFULLY, ALL THE CARS AVOIDED IT PERFECTLY (13:17:29) (SpamWork4587): FUUUUUUUUUUU (13:17:29) (blee) gets run over the 147th (13:17:31) Lolzrfunni: AND IT HAS BEEN CLEARED, THANK GOD... (13:17:40) (blee): CURSE YOU MY SHITTY CREW! (13:17:41) Lolzrfunni: hmmmm (13:17:42) (Wellington): (blee) Cadaverific (13:17:48) cdos93: how many laps to go? (13:18:01) Lolzrfunni: and Sasquatche's yeti mobile is making a surprising charge (13:18:06) (Wellington): I have returned. (13:18:22) (blee): who's wellingotn? (13:18:30) Lolzrfunni: GMP mobile has slowed alot (13:18:35) cdos93: Wellington is Wellington (13:18:38) Lolzrfunni: looks like they are going conservatice (13:18:59) Lolzrfunni: yep, they are drawing the Fox News logo on the side (13:19:09) cdos93 harnesses FREEEEDOOOOMMMM!!! power (13:19:15) Lolzrfunni: Fro and Ozzy are battling for third (13:19:29) Lolzrfunni: and cdos is using the power of the scottish public to charge forth (13:19:40) Lolzrfunni: Luuk is also going for third (13:19:53) Lolzrfunni: yes, Fro, Ozzy and Luuk are all in the running for third (13:20:05) Lolzrfunni: in fact, HOLY SHIZZLE! (13:20:11) cdos93: so tele zwoosh Fro ozzy luuk me? (13:20:14) Lolzrfunni: LUUK HAS BARGED INTO THE BACK OF FRO! (13:20:29) Lolzrfunni: FRO BARELY HOLDS ON, BUT THAT WAS CLOSE (13:20:55) Lolzrfunni: OZZY IS NOT FALLING FOR THE SAME THING TWICE, AS CDOS JOINS THE BACK OF THIS NOW 5 WAY FIGHT FOR THIRD PLACE (13:21:09) Lolzrfunni: Ozzy is trying to force Luuk off to the side (13:21:33) Lolzrfunni: cdos is passing Fro and going to try round the outside for both drivers (13:22:00) Lolzrfunni: the top ten is: (13:22:03) cdos93 throws friendships at ozzy to stop him fighting (13:22:05) Lolzrfunni: Tele (13:22:15) Lolzrfunni: Zwoosh (13:22:17) Lolzrfunni: Fro (13:22:19) Lolzrfunni: Cdos (13:22:22) Lolzrfunni: Luuk (13:22:24) Lolzrfunni: Ozzy (13:22:31) Lolzrfunni: Sasquatch (13:22:37) Lolzrfunni: Theel (13:22:52) Zwoosh: Poor Sahdee (13:22:53) cdos93: he dropped back in the time it took to reach 4th place (13:22:54) Lolzrfunni: Fro is not in first (13:23:00) Lolzrfunni: repeat not in first (13:23:10) Lolzrfunni: technical difficulties ladies and gentlement (13:23:15) Lolzrfunni: and luukie (13:23:25) luuklilo: hmm (13:23:45) Lolzrfunni: anyway, it looks like the chasing pack is catching up with Zwoosh and Tele out in front (13:23:49) Lolzrfunni: 2 laps to go (13:24:21) Lolzrfunni: the excitement is palpable (13:24:31) Lolzrfunni: as the chasing pack has caught up (13:24:33) sahdee: Did I die? (13:24:48) Lolzrfunni: we now have 6 cars going for first place (13:24:57) luuklilo: Didnt you fall off the mountain Sahdee? (13:25:04) Lolzrfunni: sahdee is still going (13:25:08) (SpamWork4587): No, blee did (13:25:13) Lolzrfunni: but her car is last of the still running vehicles (13:25:15) (SpamWork4587): after his car went to bits (13:25:19) Lolzrfunni: blee's car disintergrated (13:25:25) Lolzrfunni: Remnance fell off a mountein (13:25:35) Lolzrfunni: the horse ran away in search of carrots (13:25:44) sahdee: Lolz :-( (13:25:52) Lolzrfunni: and Rebound was hit in the wreck at the start (13:25:58) luuklilo: Heheh ;) (13:26:05) Lolzrfunni: HOLD THE PHONE BOB (13:26:18) Lolzrfunni: WE ARE IN THE FINAL LAP, AND IT'S ALL KICKING OFF (13:26:26) Lolzrfunni: LUUK IS CHARGING FORWARDS (13:26:31) Lolzrfunni: HE IS NOW IN THIRD (13:26:42) Lolzrfunni: TELE HAS DROPPED TO SECOND (13:26:47) Zwoosh: YOU BETTER NOT LUUK (13:26:58) Lolzrfunni: FRO, OZZY AND CDOS ARE THREE WIDE (13:26:59) luuklilo: IM JUST WARMING UP THE ENGINES (13:27:08) Lolzrfunni: LUUK HAS GONE WIDE! (13:27:14) Lolzrfunni: HE IS NOW IN 5TH (13:27:21) luuklilo: NOPE (13:27:25) Lolzrfunni: CDOS HAS NUDGED FRO! (13:27:28) luuklilo: I ACTIVATE TIME MACHINE (13:27:33) Lolzrfunni: HE LOOMS OK THOUGH (13:27:35) luuklilo: YOU ACITVATED MY TRAP CARD (13:27:40) cdos93: ooops (13:27:44) cdos93: sorry fro (13:27:45) Lolzrfunni: TELE IS BACK PAST ZWOOSH (13:27:51) cdos93: i wave apologetically (13:27:52) Zwoosh: Grr (13:28:02) Lolzrfunni: FRO AND OZZY HAVE PAST LUUK AND CDOS! (13:28:11) Lolzrfunni: TELE WINS THE RACE! (13:28:13) luuklilo: WHERES MY NITRO LOLZ (13:28:18) Zwoosh: NOOO (13:28:20) luuklilo: I ACTIVATE THE SEAT CANNON (13:28:24) Lolzrfunni: ZWOOSH CHARGES IN SECOND (13:28:25) luuklilo: RIP (13:28:26) luuklilo: :) (13:28:30) Zwoosh: YEY (13:28:32) Lolzrfunni: THEN FRO CHARGES ACROSS IN THIRD (13:28:41) Lolzrfunni: OZZY IN FIFTH (13:28:50) Lolzrfunni: LUUK AND CDOS SIDE BY SIDE (13:28:58) cdos93: whos fourth!!! (13:29:02) cdos93: me and luuK? (13:29:04) Lolzrfunni: OZZY FINISHED IN FOURTH (13:29:07) Lolzrfunni: SORRY (13:29:14) Lolzrfunni: CDOS AND LUUK ARE SIDE BY SIDE (13:29:27) Lolzrfunni: BUT... LUUK HAS JUST GOT PAST! (13:29:34) luuklilo: Yaay (13:29:40) luuklilo: Advantages of a long car (13:29:44) Lolzrfunni: LUUK AND CDOS FINISH FIFTH AND SIXTH! (13:30:03) Lolzrfunni: a short wait, and the Yeti Mobile finishes in th (13:30:07) Lolzrfunni: 7th (13:30:27) Lolzrfunni: and Theel and Redis are fighting for 8th (13:30:31) cdos93: aw damnnation (13:30:35) Lolzrfunni: Theel takes 8th (13:30:39) Lolzrfunni: redis in 9th (13:30:44) Lolzrfunni: Lolz crosses in 10th (13:31:00) ChatBot: (blee) has been logged out (Timeout). (13:31:03) Lolzrfunni: Infamous has finished in 11th, utterly overshadowed (13:31:18) Lolzrfunni: the gmp mobile finishes twelfth (13:31:30) Lolzrfunni: CTR0 only manages to recover to 13th (13:31:57) ChatBot: (ValidatedQuail) logs into the Chat. (13:32:00) Lolzrfunni: Rallycross fighter has done terribly, dropping from 2nd to 14th (13:32:05) (SpamWork4587): Hru VQ (13:32:13) Zwoosh: hru VQ (13:32:16) Lolzrfunni: and sahdee crosses the line in 15th position! (13:32:21) (ValidatedQuail): Got some bad weather over here, tornado warning, send some prayers our way. (13:32:22) Lolzrfunni: what a race, folks (13:32:41) Lolzrfunni: and now, an interview with second place, /u/Zwoosh! (13:32:54) Lolzrfunni: how do you feel about the result, Zwoosh? (13:33:05) (SpamWork4587): Take Cover VQ...no sense in being online and not protecting yourself (13:33:08) Zwoosh: Good(?) (13:33:16) Zwoosh: Quite the rush (13:33:19) Lolzrfunni: lovely (13:33:25) Lolzrfunni: it was a brilliant finish (13:33:34) Lolzrfunni: what does Luuk think about it? (13:34:00) Lolzrfunni: luuk? (13:34:05) luuklilo: Yes (13:34:08) luuklilo: The champange (13:34:09) luuklilo: Uh (13:34:11) luuklilo: I think (13:34:11) (ValidatedQuail): just got the dog inside, we should all be good (13:34:14) luuklilo: I am dissapointed (13:34:16) Lolzrfunni: sorry, Luuk (13:34:21) Lolzrfunni: no champagne for you (13:34:26) luuklilo: In that my mechanism for very fast going failed to activate (13:34:30) Lolzrfunni: hmmm (13:34:32) luuklilo: I brought my own champange (13:34:38) luuklilo: Minibar in the car (13:34:39) (ValidatedQuail): not a huge warning, and its dying down out there (13:34:39) luuklilo: Yknow (13:34:42) Lolzrfunni: oh well, there's always next race! (13:34:44) Zwoosh: I'll get you some Luuk (13:34:47) luuklilo: Also miniclub (13:34:51) luuklilo: And mini-cinema (13:35:00) luuklilo: I was watchin Titanic while the race was on (13:35:06) luuklilo: Good movie (13:35:19) luuklilo: Played some GTA V on the holoscreen (13:35:26) Lolzrfunni: and now, the scores will be counted for the overall result (13:35:34) Lolzrfunni: please give us a mo (13:36:17) (SpamWork4587): where's the Larry and Curly? (13:36:21) (SpamWork4587): We'll have a whole set (13:36:24) ChatBot: (ValidatedQuail) logs out of the Chat. (13:36:37) Lolzrfunni: erhem (13:36:44) Zwoosh: If poison goes out of date dose it get more toxic or less toxic (13:36:47) Lolzrfunni: the results will be revealed tomorrow (13:36:53) luuklilo: ._. (13:36:57) luuklilo: that was anticlimati (13:37:03) Lolzrfunni: in the meantime, please enjoy the music at http://plug.dj/e0f06942/ (13:37:04) luuklilo: oh, give us time to bribe (13:37:13) (DBCrumpets): I'll put it in pastebin (13:37:27) Lolzrfunni: this has been commentator bloke Murray Walker, signing out