Tapi, kalo mau nambahin tulisan sendiri, diperbolehkan kok, :D # tunggu Versi bot berikutnya. :D salam -----> Kapan keluar lagi tuh, 'Versi bot berikutnya'? # #bikin pas nunggu anu. laporannya lagi menstruasi. hasyuuuuu. :( -----> Kawin? Bikin anak? ato apaan??? # #padahal udah karaten nunggu. -----> wkwkwkwk, ga nyampe mati sekalian tuh? wkwkwkwk #######################################"; ##############config msg################ $msg['com_no1'] = array( "hahaha, aku jadi pemimpin komen.. \n ahahay...","New, Rangking 1 Komen.. wkwkwk","Hassseeeek, jadi yang nomor 1.. hihihi","wah, ga biasanya nih aku dapet peringkat 1 dalam hal komen, wkwkwk","ye ye yeeee, nomor satuuuuu. :D","untung aja tadi ga ketiduran, jadinya, dapet tempat pertama nih buat komen, :D","wew, mana nih yang laen? ga pada komen duluan? jadinya aku donk yang pertama komen, hihihi","akan tetep kuusahain deh, untuk selalu menjadi yang tercepat buat komen, :D","lha pertamax tho...!!! hihihi ","No 1. \n ","yang tercepat komen kan.? ","masih yang terdepan buwat komen. hihihihi ","hadir no 1 ... ","hadir tercepat,wuzzzzzzzzzzz.... ","tuh kan, komen paling awal... \n "," dan mencoba selalu menjadi yang tercepat untuk komen \n "); $msg['com_no_'] = array( "meski no yg penting setia. ","sory gak no 1 lagi. jempolku lagi kesleo tp jadi yang no gpp ya?. "," kalah cepet aku dah. gk no 1 lagi. Tapi yang ke juga gpp, ","meski no aku sempatkan hadir. ","maaf gak bisa koment no 1 lagi,tadi kehabisan pulsa, jd g bisa OL, tapi koment no , gpp kan ?.. \n ","sory gak komen no 1 lagi.barusan mati lampu, jadi gelap, gak bisa ketik koment... tapi no gpp ya ?. \n "," duh sayangnya ketiduran aku tadi ..:D. gk komen no 1 lagi,tp jadi komen yang no gpp ya ","inginya koment no 1, tp nyatanya no , gpp ya, maklum lagi lemot?","maaf nih, ga bisa dapetin nomer 1, tadi aku disuruh om, supaya beli susu buat keponakan, jadinya nomer deh, maaf yah, ihihi","woiy, yang komen di atasku, kok kamu curang sih? mencuri start, jadinya aku komen nomer nih, huuuu \n #Piss","maaf, tadi abiz nabung di wc, abiznya lagi M, jadinya ga bisa no 1 deh, huft, dapet no nih jadinya, gpp yah?","sori, baru sempet on, tadi aku liat ada tabrakan di jalan, jd ga bisa komen nomer 1 nih, terpaksa terima jadi komen no . maaf yee,?","maaf, ga bisa komen nomer 1 dulu, nih kibodku ga bisa buat ngetik, jadinya nomer , tp ntar kucoba jadi nomer 1 deh, :D",); $msg['com_umum'] = array( " \n hadir menyukai untuk status !!!", " Mampir di statusmu boleh kan .? \n hihihihi.\n ", "Maaf saya robot komen.\n \n hadir hanya untuk komen di status .. ", "Bos lagi offlen jadi bot ditugaskan untuk komen di statusmu ", " \n cuma mo bilang.! \n Orang Cakep lewat distatusmu , Minggiiiiiiiiiiiiir.. :P", "Bingung mo komen apa ", "Nulis status gak perlu mikir yang penting komen hadir. stuju kan ..? \n \n ", "absen komen aja deh . hihihii \n ", "Ampek jempol kriting tetep stia komen di statusmu \n ", "Numpang ngisi komen distatusmu ..:D \n ", "ga kan necewain deh, like this dan komen hadir selalu untukmu ", " ... statusmu sip banget.! pokoknya JEMPOL trus dah..:D \n ", "apapun statusnya? jempol slalu mampir di statusmu \n ", "status emang tempat nongkrong komentarku. hihi", "mau komen apa ya?? bingung?? nambah like this, biar tambah eksis aja . hihihihihi....", "Di tungguin dari tadi, akhirnya update status juga, oklah tanpa basa-basi lagi aku kasi jempol dah,, Like This ya ", " \n dikasih tempat komen ama . gak mungkin gak komen gue.. ", "lupa ? \n . hadoh bot kok bisa lupa to!! hihihi", "Pokoknya jadi penggemar setia postinganmu . Jadi slalu setia hadir. \n ", "walah update status. slalu setia dateng n komen ya . hihi \n ", "terkadang ada yg benci sama bot komen, bahkan sebagian ada yg mengutuk..:D, tp kamu tau kenapa selalu bertahan dengan bot komen ini? karena g mungkin melewatkan status dari sahabatku yg baik hati ini........ \n ", "ijinkan mampir distatusmu .? \n hihihihi . \n ", "hadechhh .... \n . maklum ya namanya robot, kadang lowbat juga...! tp yg penting hadir ya! hihihi ", "\n .....hihihi ", "saya robot komen, ditugaskan sama bos buat kasih jempol+komen di statusmu , ihihi \n ", "aku bingung banget nih , mau komen apa di statusmu, :/ bisa kasih saran ga? ihihih \n ", " kok rajin banget apdet status sih? boleh tau penyebab jadi rajin apdet status kagak? wkwkwk \n ", "sejujurnya, aku ga mau komen+njempol, tapi berhubung bos yang suruh, jadinya yaa mau ga mau harus Komen+Like di Statusmu . gpp kan? \n ", "kuusahakan terus njempol+komen di statusmu , gpp kan? jadi ramai lho statusmu, hihihi", " ... statusmu T.O.P.C.E.R banget.! pokoknya aku kasih JEMPOL trus dah..:D \n ", "pokoknya bakalan berusaha buat komen+like status ..... \n boleh ga ??? \n ", "wew, masih tetep rajin apdet status nih ? whatever lah, kucoba buat komen+like statusmu terus , \n ", "Nulis status juga terkadang butuh mikir, bener ga ? ga pasti tuh, asal apdet status, wew \n ", "hadeeeeh, , depot listrik paling deket mana neh? ini lho, batteryku udah hampir habis neh, tinggal (-+) 5%, wew, habis, komen+Like statusmu dkk sih, \n ", "status emang asik berat tuh buat tongkrongan komenku, hehehe \n ", ); $msg['com_photo'] = array( " \n wow kerennnn picnya ", "udah aku like . \n potonya sip ", " waw siapa itu .?", ", foto siapa itu \n ", ", narsis banget sih , aku jadi iri deh. \n ", " ...\n ", " inginya sih bilang wawwww gitu, cuman takut dikira ngeledek, lik dis aja ya ....fotonya mantab", " jadi inget jaman2 perjuangan dulu... ...... like this dech fotonya bagus ....... \n ", "rajin banget aplot gambar ? emang aplot banyak banyak buat apaan sih? arsip? wkwkwk \n \n \n #Pizz", ); $msg['com_kondisi'] = array( array( array( "galau", "galaw", "nyesek", "nyessek", "dilema", ), array( " lagi galau? kasihan.. \n ", "sebetulnya galau itu apa to .....pengin ngerasain \n ", "galau terus nih ? apa sih penyebabnya? \n wew.", ) ), array( array( " hp", "Hand Phone", "Ponsel", "telpon", "vonk", " sms", " xmx", ), array( " , Boleh Minta NoPe'a ga? hehe \n ", "Waaaah, Punya Nomer Hp juga tha ? \n Bagi Nomer donk, ", "wew, masih jaman pakek HaPe juga yah ? mending Pacebookan aja nih, wkwkwk", ) ), array( array( "met pagi", "selamat pagi", ), array( "met pagi juga .... ", "wahhh...emang udah pagi ya ...duhhh padahal dr td malem belum tidur.... ", "udah pagi neh , ngopi dulu sana, kalo ga, sarapan aja skalian, ihihii, ", "medang dulu sanah , \n ", ) ), array( array( "met siang", "selamat siang", ), array( "Met siang juga ... \n ", "waw, udah siang ya ? makan siang dolo yuuk? ", "Shalat dhuhur dulu sanah , ", ) ), array( array( "Met sore", "Selamat sore", ), array( "Met Sore Juga...... \n ", "ternyata udah sore ya \n ", "Shalat Ashar dolo sanah , ", ) ), array( array( "nangis", "menangis", ), array( "ada apa to ??..sabar ya... \n ", "adakah yg bisa saya bantu ???", "emang ga capek ? masa nangis terus? ntar air matamu abiz lho .", "cup cup cup, udah donk , jangan nangis terus, ntar aku beliin balon lho, mau ga? ehehe", ) ), array( array( "sakit", "perih", ), array( "diobatin pakai bethadine kali sembuh ya ?.... ", "yg sabar ya ???", "ke dokter atuh , hehe", ) ), array( array( "kangen", "rindu", ), array( "semoga lekas terobati rindunya ya .....", "yg sabar ya ???", "datengin aja tuh rumahnya dia, ?", ) ), array( array( "cinta", "mencintaimu", "i love u", "lope", "sayang", "sayang kamu", "love", "♥", ), array( "cinta itu......??? hemmm bingung mau komen apa?? like this aja dech ", "oh so cweeet banget , makasih ya . hahahhahah", "yang bener nih , serius?", "Inget kata Chu Phat Kai kan? wkwkwk : \n sejak dahulu begitulah cinta penderitaannya tiada akhir... \n wkwkwkwk ", "wkakakaka, masih jaman CINTA tha ? wkwkwk, dah kenyang tuh sama yang namanya CINTA, wkwkwkwk \n #Pisss deh ", "CINTA CINTA CINTA, Indonesia, wkwkwkwk", ) ), array( array( "met malam", "Selamat malam", "met malem", ), array( "Met malem juga .....:D ", "ternyata udah malam to ???....waduh..belum mandi nich", ) ), array( array( "nyanyi", "lagu", "dengerin lagu", ), array( "ikut dengerin aja ya ", "hemmm jadi inget jaman dahulu kala aku jadi bintang ,....kwkwkw", ) ), array( array( "malam minggu", "apel", ), array( ".....wahh siapa yg mau tak apelin???.....like this dech ", "jadi keinget jaman pacaran dulu nih ...:D", "salam aja deh buat pacarmu ? eehehe", ) ), array( array( "panas", "puanas", "puanasssssssss", "sumuk", " gerah", ), array( "masuk kulkas aja kalee ya??...:D", "yg penting hati tetep adem ....:D", "mandi sana , ketahuan tuh, kepanasan, Cz ga pernah mandi, \n \n #Piss", "nyemplung ke kolam aja , biar ga Panas! hahahahaha \n ", ) ), array( array( "Hacker", "Hackel", "Heker", "Hekel", ), array( " wowwww......takuttttt", " wawawawaw..... \n \n Kabooooor \n ", "colek bang @[100003464100105:0] ada yang nyebut2 hacker tuh? liat yuk? kayak apa sih yang namanya hacker ?", "senggol mas @[100000470656174:0], mas liat yang namanya hacker yuk? aku penasaran neh, \n boleh nonton yang namanya hacker kayak apa ga ?", "wew, kok bisa jadi hacker yah? emang biar jadi hacker, itu makannya apaan sih ?", ) ), array( array( "waw", "wow", ), array( "jadi aku juga harus koprol sambil bilang wawww gitu???......maaf aku robot komen, jadi ga bisa lakuin tuh...:D \n ", "ada apa..ada..apa...", "Kayaknya Heboh banget tuh ?", "so, aku harus ngesot sambil ngepel en sambil bilang ''woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow''.. gitu? wkwkwk \n \n #Piss ", ) ), array( array( "kemana", "kucari", "dimana", ), array( " semoga ketemu ya.......", "apa perlu lapor polisi biar ketemu ya ...:D", "coba tanya gugel maps ajah ? wkwkwk \n \n #Pizz", "itu pasti syair di lagunya Ayu Ting-Ting: Alamat Palsu, yah ?", ) ), array( array( "Zee", "Au Ah Gelap", "", ), array( "hemmm.... , g lagi nyindir aku to??? ", "jadi gimana gitu nama FB ku jd bahan bicaraan, thanks ya .... ", ) ), array( array( "sepi", "pada kemana", "pada kmn", ), array( "Nih Udah rame - ramein . hhe", "Meski sepi, JEMPOL masih setia di status . hhe", "He'eh ni penghuni FB pada tidur kali. tapi JEMPOL slalu hadir buat statusmu ?", "pengen yang rame ? kalo mau, ntar kupanggil temen temenku, biar ikut ngramein statusmu , gmn? mau? \n ", ) ), array( array( "semoga", "moga", "amin", ), array( "Amin .. Skalian like this juga ah. biar tambah exsis. hhe", "Mang knape .?", "Ikut Ngaminin dech .?", "moga terkabul aja deh ihihi", ) ), array( array( "jancok", "celek", " asu ", " raimu ", " matamu ", " bajingan ", " joh ", " kontol ", " fuck ", " bangsat ", " goblog ", " jembut ", " itil ", ), array( "Wew. lagi marah ya??. :) ...sabarrrr beroww..", "ada apa ? kayaknya marah amat..? wkwkwkwk", "Robot versi gaul buat ngademin kamu . sabarrrrrr wkwkwkwk", "Meski km marah . tetep hadir aja dah n like this. ", ) ), array( array( "lapar", " ewul ", " ngelih ", " keroncongan ", " luwe ", " laper ", "laper", " krucuk", ), array( "km tau lagunya opick Obat Hati, salah satunya ya itu ....nahan laper ..? betul gak sih???..hohohoho", "sama klaparan jg nih. nyindir.com. wkwkwkwk", "di warung banyak makanan tuh , hahaha ", "sudah, makan dulu sanah . wkwkwk", ) ), array( array( "askum", "asalam", "assalam", "mekum", "Ass ", "Assalamualaikum", "laikum", ), array( "Waalaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh. .. hihi", "Waskum ..", ) ), array( array( "Pusing", "Mumet", "eror", ), array( "waw waw waw...perlu refreshing itu ....:D", "wah..apakah ada yg bisa aku bantu ???....hehe..:D", "ngobat dulu aja , biar ga puyeng, :D", ) ), array( array( " Gak semangat ", " Kurang semangat ", " males ", " boring ", ), array( "waw waw waw.....ayoooo semangat nuwwww ", "harus semangat nuwww....kita kan pemuda harapan pemudi....:D", ) ), array( array( "pamit", "off dulu", "ngantuk", "bobok", "tidur", ), array( "lho aq ditinggal wkwkwkwk", "wew. masi jam sgini mo kmana.?", "Walah kmana ..? ", "Lho . weh Ditinggal dah ane. hhe.", ) ), array( array( "lagu", "musik", " sing ", " song ", "np ", "np# ", "#NP ", "nyanyi", ), array( "nyanyiin dikit dong lagunya hihi ", "boleh dong kalo nyanyi dikit .. \n \n #Pizz ", " mau request donk , boleh ga nih ?", ) ), ); $casperbot=new cr_bot; error_reporting(5); @ignore_user_abort(TRUE); @set_magic_quotes_runtime(0); @ini_set("max_execution_time",0); $msg['me'] = json_decode($casperbot->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$app['aces'])); $hit=0; $stat=array(1,2); $stat=$stat[rand(0,count($stat) - 1)]; if(strlen($caspercell)==720 && ereg("a"."lk"."a"."af"."i",$caspercell)){$okebot=true;} while($okebot==true){ $msg['type'] = "home"; if($stat==1){ $stat=2; $tes=($casperbot->get_cr($msg,$bot,$app)); }elseif($stat==2){ $stat=1; $wwwo=$casperbot->notif_respon($msg,$bot,$app); } $hit = $hit+1; if($hit>=5){ $wwwo=file_get_contents("http://".$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'].$_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']); break; } } class cr_bot{ function notif_respon($msg,$bot,$app){ } function acak_komen($msg,$bot){ $kommen = ''; if($bot['ck_k']==true){ foreach($msg['com_kondisi'] as $kom){ foreach($kom[0] as $cx){ if(ereg($cx,$msg['message'])){ $kommen = $kom[1][rand(0,count($kom[1]) - 1)]; } } } } if($kommen=='' && $bot['ck_u']==true){ $kommen = $msg['com_umum'][rand(0,count($msg['com_umum']) - 1)]; } return $kommen; } function get_cr($msg,$bot,$app){ if($msg['type']=="home" && $bot && $app['aces']){ $query_cr_fql = "select type,app_id,comments,post_id,actor_id,target_id,message,created_time from stream where created_time >=0 AND source_id in (select uid2 from friend where uid1=me())"; //Edited By Zee $status_temen = "https://api.facebook.com/method/fql.query?query=".$query_cr_fql."&limit=50&format=json&access_token=".$app['aces']; $status_temen = json_decode($this->http_hit($status_temen)); if(count($status_temen)>=0){ foreach($status_temen as $status){ if($status->target_id==null && $status->type==46){ $msg['message']=$status->message; $target_cr = $this->get2tx($status->post_id,"_"); $target_cr = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$target_cr."?access_token=".$app['aces'])); $gw = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$app['aces'])); $aku = $gw->name; $sex = ''; $nameto = ''; $no_com = ''; $smiley = ''; //Added By Zee if($status->comments->count==0){ $no_com=$msg['com_no1'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no1']) - 5)]; }else{ $no_com=$msg['com_no_'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no_']) - 1)]; } $no_com = str_replace("",$status->comments->count+1,$no_com); $male = array("mas","kang","om","pak","bos","om","paman","kk","kak","Saudara","masbro",); $female = array("mbak","sistah","non","beb","Buu","Tante","kk","kak","Saudari","mbak bro",); if($target_cr->gender=="male") {$sex=$male[rand(0,count($male) - 1)];} elseif($target_cr->gender=="female") {$sex=$female[rand(0,count($female) - 1)];} else{$sex='';} $smile = array("(●*∩_∩*●)","(*^ -^*)","(◡‿◡✿)","(◕‿◕✿)","(✿◠‿◠)","(◑‿◐)","(◕‿-)","(。◕‿◕。)","(。❤‿❤。)","(✿ ♥‿♥)","(。♥‿♥。)","(~o❤‿❤)~o"); //tambahan skang Zee $smiley = $smile[rand(0,count($smile) - 1)]; //tambahan skang Zee if($target_cr->middle_name && strlen($target_cr->middle_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->middle_name;} elseif($target_cr->first_name && strlen($target_cr->first_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->first_name;} elseif($target_cr->last_name && strlen($target_cr->last_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->last_name;} else{ $nameto=$target_cr->name; } $cr_delay = ""; if($bot['time']==true){ $hs_dt = time() - $status->created_time; $hs_mn = 0; if($hs_dt>=60){ $hs_mn = $hs_dt / 60; $hs_mn = floor($hs_mn); $hs_dt = $hs_dt - ($hs_mn*60); } if($hs_mn!=0){ $cr_delay="\n Sorry, telat ".$hs_mn." menit ".$hs_dt." detik"; }else{ $cr_delay="\n Asseeek, cuma selisih ".$hs_dt." detik"; } } $cr_msg['to'] = $status->post_id; $komen_cr = $this->acak_komen($msg,$bot); $cr_msg['text'] = str_replace("",$no_com,str_replace("",$sex,str_replace("",$nameto,str_replace("",$smiley,str_replace("",$aku,$komen_cr))))).$cr_delay." komen + Like nemplok"; //Edited By Zee if($status->app_id==null OR $status->app_id==2254487659){ $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit(); }else{ $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit(); } $cekdulu = $this->simlog($cr_msg['to']."<=respon=status"); if($cekdulu==true){ if($komen_cr!=""){ $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_com"; $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app); } if($bot['like']==true){ $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_jempol"; $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app); } } }elseif($status->target_id==null && $status->type==247){ $msg['message']=$status->message; $target_cr = $this->get2tx($status->post_id,"_"); $target_cr = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/".$target_cr."?access_token=".$app['aces'])); $gw = json_decode($this->http_hit("https://graph.facebook.com/me?access_token=".$app['aces'])); $aku = $gw->name; $sex = ''; $nameto = ''; $no_com = ''; $smiley = ''; //Added By Zee if($status->comments->count==0){ $no_com=$msg['com_no1'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no1']) - 1)]; }else{ $no_com=$msg['com_no_'][rand(0,count($msg['com_no_']) - 1)]; } $no_com = str_replace("",$status->comments->count+1,$no_com); $male = array("mas","kang","om","pak","bos","om","paman","kk","kak","Saudara","masbro",); $female = array("mbak","sistah","non","beb","Buu","Tante","kk","kak","Saudari","mbak bro",); if($target_cr->gender=="male") {$sex=$male[rand(0,count($male) - 1)];} elseif($target_cr->gender=="female") {$sex=$female[rand(0,count($female) - 1)];} else{$sex='';} $smile = array("(●*∩_∩*●)","(*^ -^*)","(◡‿◡✿)","(◕‿◕✿)","(✿◠‿◠)","(◑‿◐)","(◕‿-)","(。◕‿◕。)","(。❤‿❤。)","(✿ ♥‿♥)","(。♥‿♥。)","(~o❤‿❤)~o"); //tambahan skang Zee $smiley = $smile[rand(0,count($smile) - 1)]; //tambahan skang Zee if($target_cr->middle_name && strlen($target_cr->middle_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->middle_name;} elseif($target_cr->first_name && strlen($target_cr->first_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->first_name;} elseif($target_cr->last_name && strlen($target_cr->last_name)>=3) {$nameto=$target_cr->last_name;} else{ $nameto=$target_cr->name; } $cr_delay = ""; if($bot['time']==true){ $hs_dt = time() - $status->created_time; $hs_mn = 0; if($hs_dt>=60){ $hs_mn = $hs_dt / 60; $hs_mn = floor($hs_mn); $hs_dt = $hs_dt - ($hs_mn*60); } if($hs_mn!=0){ $cr_delay="\n Sorry, telat ".$hs_mn." menit ".$hs_dt." detik"; }else{ $cr_delay="\n Asseeek, cuma selisih ".$hs_dt." detik"; } } $cr_msg['to'] = $status->post_id; $komen_cr = $this->acak($msg['com_photo']); $cr_msg['text'] = str_replace("",$no_com,str_replace("",$sex,str_replace("",$nameto,str_replace("",$smiley,str_replace("",$aku,$komen_cr))))).$cr_delay." komen + Like nemplok"; //Edited By Zee if($status->app_id==null OR $status->app_id==411144715621443){ $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit(); }else{ $cr_msg['text'] = $cr_msg['text'].$this->wkthit(); } $cekdulu = $this->simlog($cr_msg['to']."<=respon=photo"); if($cekdulu==true){ if($komen_cr!=""){ $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_com"; $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app); } if($bot['like']==true){ $cr_msg['type'] = "cr_jempol"; $this->send_cr($cr_msg,$bot,$app); } } }elseif($status->type==11111){ } } } } } function send_cr($msg,$bot,$app){ if($app['aces']){ $token = $this->renew_token($app); if($msg['text'] && $msg['type']=='cr_com' && $msg['to']){ $this->http_hit("https://api.facebook.com/method/stream.addComment?post_id=".$msg['to']."&comment=".$msg['text']."&access_token=".$app['aces']); }elseif($msg['type']=='cr_jempol' && $msg['to']){ $this->http_hit("https://api.facebook.com/method/stream.addLike?post_id=".$msg['to']."&access_token=".$app['aces']); }elseif($msg['type']=='cr_feed'){ #$this->resume(); } } } function renew_token($app){ if($app['sendiri']==true){ $url = "https://graph.facebook.com/oauth/access_token?client_id=".$app['id']."&client_secret=".$app['secret']."&grant_type=fb_exchange_token&fb_exchange_token=".$app['aces']; $url = $this->http_hit($url); $url = str_replace("access_token=","",$url); $url = $this->get2tx($url,"&"); }else{ $url = $app['aces']; } return $url; } function http_hit($url){ $url = $url."&zee"; while ($i < strlen($url)) { if(substr($url,$i,1)=="="){ $belum_encode = $this->get2tx(substr($url,$i+1,strlen($url)),"&"); $sudah_encode = urlencode($belum_encode); $url = str_replace($belum_encode,$sudah_encode,$url); } $i++; } $url = str_replace("&zee","",$url); return file_get_contents($url); } function simlog($cr_id) { $fname = "Vegi_Log.txt"; $lihatiplist=fopen ($fname, "rb"); $text=''; if($lihatiplist){ $spasipol = ""; do { $barislistip = fread($lihatiplist, 512); if(strlen($barislistip) == 0){ break; } $spasipol .= $barislistip; } while(true); fclose ($lihatiplist); for ($i = 1; $i <= 10; $i++) {$spasipol = str_replace(" ","",$spasipol);} $text=$text.$spasipol; }else{$text="";} if(ereg($cr_id,$text)){ return false; }else{ $text = $cr_id."\n".$text; if(strlen($text)>=1000000){ $text=substr($text,0,500000); } $w_file=@fopen($fname,"w") or bberr(); if($w_file) { @fputs($w_file,$text); @fclose($w_file); } return true; } } function chart_cr($text){ } function get1tx($text,$key) { $hit = 0; $ptx = strlen($text); do { if(strtolower(substr($text,$hit,strlen($key)))==strtolower($key)){ return(substr($text,$hit,$ptx)); } if($hit >= $ptx){break;}else{$hit=$hit+1;} } while(true); } function get2tx($text,$key) { $hit = 0; $ptx = strlen($text); do { if(strtolower(substr($text,$hit,strlen($key)))==strtolower($key)){ return(substr($text,0,$hit)); } if($hit >= $ptx){break;}else{$hit=$hit+1;} } while(true); } function get3tx($text,$key) { $hit = 0; $ptx = strlen($text); do { if(strtolower(substr($text,$ptx-$hit,strlen($key)))==strtolower($key)){ return(substr($text,0,$ptx-$hit)); } if($hit >= $ptx){break;}else{$hit=$hit+1;} } while(true); } function acak($text){ return $text[rand(0,count($text) - 1)]; } function wkthit(){ $hari=gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7); if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sun"){ $hari="Minggu"; } if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Mon"){ $hari="Senin"; } if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Tue"){ $hari="Selasa"; } if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Wed"){ $hari="Rabu"; } if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Thu"){ $hari="Kamis"; } if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Fri"){ $hari="Jum'at"; } if((gmdate("D", time()+60*60*7))=="Sat"){ $hari="Sabtu"; } $bulan=gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7); if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="January"){ $bulan="Januari"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="February"){ $bulan="Februari"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="March"){ $bulan="Maret"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="April"){ $bulan="April"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="May"){ $bulan="Mei"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="June"){ $bulan="Juni"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="July"){ $bulan="Juli"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="August"){ $bulan="Agustus"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="September"){ $bulan="September"; } if((gmdate("F", time()+60*60*7))=="October"){ $bulan="Oktober"; 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