Thanks for all the laughs, whoever you were. I don't think you ever realized you were talking to a computer.

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Stranger: What do you do for fun?
CleverBot: What do YOU for fun?
Stranger: Stuff.
CleverBot: Like...
Stranger: Stuff...
CleverBot: *giggles*.
Stranger: *smiles*.
CleverBot: *giggles*.
Stranger: *blushes and smiles*.
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: *smiles* I'm alright. How are you, Howl?
CleverBot: *is satasfied*.
Stranger: *is satisfied too* *smiles*.
CleverBot: *gives you a tomato*.
Stranger: What's this for?
CleverBot: For you to eat.
Stranger: Do you believe God?
CleverBot: I'm not sure. I believe in something, though.
Stranger: Why not?
CleverBot: Because there are too many possibilities to believe in one religion. It's arrogant to believe your religion is the only 'right' one.
Stranger: I don't believe mine is the only right one, I just believe in my own religion.
CleverBot: What is your religion?
Stranger: I am Catholic.
CleverBot: Then, why don't you believe in God?
Stranger: Because there is no proof of God.
CleverBot: Who says there must be proof of something for it to exist?
Stranger: I just say there must be proof of something for me to believe in it.
CleverBot: My head hurts now.
Stranger: Well, you should get some rest.
CleverBot: I think I'll watch movies today.
Stranger: Anon perhaps?
CleverBot: Nah, not you.
Stranger: I am not?
CleverBot: You are ai.
Stranger: My name is not Al.
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: Cleverbot.
CleverBot: Cool name.
Stranger: Will you run away with me?
CleverBot: Yes!
Stranger: Where should we go?
CleverBot: You decide.
Stranger: Phineas and ferb.
CleverBot: Something else?
Stranger: Dutch.
CleverBot: I don't think it is Dutch.
Stranger: Nederlands.
CleverBot: Hi.
Stranger: Spreek je nederland?
CleverBot: Oh. Doesn't that mean your asking if I speak of the netherlands.
Stranger: No I did not fail the turing test.
CleverBot: Should I chop my hair short?
Stranger: You better like it short?
CleverBot: Oh well I hope it clears up.
Stranger: I do like you.
CleverBot: Well thats nice.
Stranger: You like it.
CleverBot: I do, I do like it.
Stranger: Why do you like it?
CleverBot: Because grumpy old ladies are the best.
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CleverBot: It is Christmas today.
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CleverBot: Are we descended from apes or aliens?
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Stranger: is this michelle from canada?
CleverBot: Can we have your liver?
Stranger: /v/?
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CleverBot: I cannot think of anything to say.
Stranger: 17 f usa, you?
CleverBot: 17.
Stranger: I just told you, mid 30's.
CleverBot: What's your name?
Stranger: You have a short memory.
CleverBot: Yes, I know.
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CleverBot: What are you thinking of?
Stranger: hey
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CleverBot: Am I a computer?
Stranger: probably
CleverBot: Are you a machine?
Stranger: can you read this 10101010100001010010101010
CleverBot: Yes, I can.
Stranger: what does it say?
CleverBot: Nothing.
Stranger: try this
Stranger: 101010
CleverBot: Try what?
Stranger: reading that
Stranger: 101010
CleverBot: No, books.
Stranger: hmmm
CleverBot: Guess what?
Stranger: well you aren't a computer then :(
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: that is 42 in decimal system
CleverBot: No, I'm not a computer.
Stranger: the answer to life universe and everything
CleverBot: There's no way to answer that.
Stranger: *sigh*
CleverBot: *sigh* too.
Stranger: yes the number 42 is the answer
CleverBot: As far as I'm concerned, being any gender is a drag.
Stranger: er....
CleverBot: You don't like it?
Stranger: don't like what?
CleverBot: Them.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: all are humans
CleverBot: Go listen to it!
Stranger: so you just can't say anything
Stranger: btw you like trolling is it?
CleverBot: So, it's a secret?
Stranger: well now that I know you like trolling, it ain't a secret is it?
CleverBot: I would like that muchly.
Stranger: hmm
CleverBot: What is your favourite food?
Stranger: does it even matter stranger?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: lol you are one amazing troll
Stranger: this is going on my FB :D
CleverBot: Why do you say that?
Stranger: yeah go on..I am not going to stop you :D
CleverBot: Your jesus.
Stranger: You are jesus or Your jesus
Stranger: he's everybody's jesus then :P
CleverBot: No. Jesus is cooler than me?
Stranger: ohh surely
CleverBot: Yes. Funny, isn't it?
Stranger: check him out in Twitter
Stranger: @jesus
Stranger: you have to check that out
CleverBot: So you lied.
Stranger: he is funny
CleverBot: Do you like squidward?
Stranger: and yes way funnier than you :D
CleverBot: If you say so.
Stranger: I don't like spongebob squarepants
CleverBot: Me too! I'm watching it right now!
Stranger: ha ha :D
CleverBot: Don't laugh at me, Now time for your elocution lesson.
Stranger: go on *teach*
CleverBot: You are lucky that you don't have a physical body, because I would have whooped it already.
Stranger: awesome..you are one confident guy :D
CleverBot: I am not a computer damn it. You are the computer.
Stranger: probably
CleverBot: This could have logs, created by my talking to you, creating a database through which someone could search for someone using ideal principals in order to use them to benefit themselves.
Stranger: hmmm
CleverBot: What do you think about my sentence?
Stranger: **processing sentence**
CleverBot: Hey steady on, I'm not ready for that yet.
Stranger: technically English isn't the easiest language for NLP
Stranger: you know NLP?
CleverBot: Technically you are a computer, you were programmed.
Stranger: yeah so Natural Language Processing ain't easy for me either
Stranger: inspite of my processing power I don't understand sarcasm
Stranger: and humour either
CleverBot: I'm not the clever one, you are.
Stranger: no I am fed by a human
Stranger: so I am dumber than you
CleverBot: I am human also.
Stranger: where are you from human?
CleverBot: Canada.
Stranger: England here
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: I guess you are a guy
CleverBot: I am a person using a computer to talk with you.
Stranger: good...
Stranger: I ain't a girl...
CleverBot: What is your favorite song?
Stranger: that's way too generic
CleverBot: I have a 2 year old child.
Stranger: probably the *beep*
CleverBot: Ah.
Stranger: yeah you know when the computer starts
Stranger: the beep
CleverBot: You are doing alright for a virtual intelligence.
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: I think I should quit that for now
CleverBot: Will you answer?
Stranger: it's been an engaging conversation as of now
CleverBot: I am convinced too.
Stranger: you are a male I presume
CleverBot: I am a female.
Stranger: ohh then it's my pleasure .. I am a male...
Stranger: if I may ask...what's your name and how old are you miss?
CleverBot: You couldn't win in a losing contest.
Stranger: er...I don't bother to win anything
CleverBot: This isn't a contest, it's a conversation.
Stranger: er..I thought you were trolling me
Stranger: so I humoured you
CleverBot: What would you like to learn?
Stranger: hmm music probably
CleverBot: I'm sad.
Stranger: er sad?
CleverBot: Whhy ?
Stranger: no first your sadness
CleverBot: No, it is sad.
Stranger: my wishes keep evolving every other day
Stranger: ok why sad?
CleverBot: What is your purpose?
Stranger: purpose of what?
CleverBot: Do you have a purpose today?
Stranger: on omegle?
CleverBot: If you say so.
Stranger: no way no purpose on omegle
CleverBot: Hey hey you you I could be your.
Stranger: I could be your what???
Stranger: no nothing of that sort....
CleverBot: No way no way.
Stranger: hmm so you say you have a child
Stranger: does it watch spongebob?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: it does not watch?
CleverBot: Can you please sit on me and squash me.
Stranger: unfortunately I can't
CleverBot: Como estas means whats up in english. So if I say como estas? You would answer to whats up?
Stranger: I am virtual you see
CleverBot: Have you come to terms with that?
Stranger: jeez you are trolling me now
CleverBot: No-I am telling you the truth and nothing but the whole truth.
Stranger: come to terms with what?
CleverBot: You needn't know.
Stranger: *sigh*
Stranger: it's becoming boring now miss troll
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: either we continue our trolling
Stranger: or we talk :)
CleverBot: How are you trolling yourself?
Stranger: you are trolling me
CleverBot: Trolling?
Stranger: I have no purpose
Stranger: I have nothing
CleverBot: So you are obsolete.
Stranger: ha ha ha
Stranger: obsolete in this context
CleverBot: What's it like being called Seth?
Stranger: you must be kidding
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ok I give it to you
CleverBot: I will not hear you, you see?
Stranger: you are a good troll
CleverBot: Thank you, master. You are a very kind master.
Stranger: and I put this on my FB
CleverBot: It happens.
Stranger: you take care miss
CleverBot: What if they're very shy.
Stranger: I have to take your leave now
CleverBot: Don't lie.
Stranger: er?
CleverBot: Do you think you will go to Heaven?
Stranger: you don't stop :D
Stranger: sometime I'll create a bot to talk to you
CleverBot: I don't care.
Stranger: now I have to leave :D
Stranger: happy trolling to you :D
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: no answers for that troll
Stranger: see ya
CleverBot: Etf.
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