is	you talking to me?
is	an evil factoid-deleter
is	in third year
is	a paedo (oh emm jee!)
is	a self-styled self-styler
is	the king of no pants
is	someone who's been called many things
is	not wrong
is	so very wrong...
is	a scottish hobo that doesnt pay his bills
is	Spongthulhu Squidpants
is	tourettes!
is	ON FIRE!
is	in b3ta newsletter issue #284
is	math deficient
is	NOT in the vomitorium
is	ULTRAMEGABAD 9000
is	http://simonstatus.blogspot.com
is	TERMINAL LOL
<reply>	Place your bet at http://www.bettingpool.com/whenwillmornerdie
is	Simon McKernan
is	dead from complications resulting from a wasp sting on his anus.
<reply>	R.I.P.
<reply>	http://www.xkcdb.com/?1639
has	become the mourned