Hello World!

So, I'm just going to pretend this is a blog and tell you about my day. I was awakened by a really loud pounding from outside the door and someone asking to be let in. I had two thoughts:

• 1. 10 AM is way to early to think straight
• 2. There are at least two adult men at my door shouting something indistinguishable. Is this a raid?

Turns out they conveniently decided to check if the lock worked from the inside of my room. Maintenance guys...

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