*A WHOLE NEW WORLD* sung by Teleharmonic (Tavros) and Fawn (Vriska) tiny little edits by Teleharmonic and Fawn TAVROS uHHH, I can show you the world uHHH, Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, Vriska, now when did You last, uHHHH, let your heart decide? I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic ROCKETCAR ride A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us no Or where to go I ... guess on Prospit, we're dreaming VRISKA A whole new world A dazzling place I never knew But when I'm way up here It's crystal clear That now I'm in a whole new world with you TAVROS Now I'm in a whole new world with you VRISKA Unbelievable sights Hey, are these redrom feelings? Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling Through an endless map-filled sky A whole new world TAVROS Don't you dare close your eyes VRISKA A hundred thousand things to see TAVROS Hold your breath - uHHH, it gets better VRISKA I'm like a shooting star I've come so far I can't go back to who I used to be TAVROS A whole new world VRISKA Every turn a surprise TAVROS With new horizons to pursue VRISKA Every moment red-letter TAVROS + VRISKA I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spare Let me share this whole new world with you TAVROS A whole new world VRISKA A whole new world TAVROS That's where we'll be VRISKA That's where we'll be TAVROS A thrilling chase VRISKA We reached first base TAVROS + VRISKA For you and me TAVROS: Uhhhh, I've always wanted to fly.... VRISKA: I know. Read your mind. TAVROS: Uhhhh.... Cool! *STILL ALIVE* by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros) written by Teleharmonic, Fawn, and I know a few other people helped but for the life of me I can't remember who VRISKA This was a triumph I'm making a note: Bluh bluh, huge bitch It's hard to overstate my satisfaction Here in Alternia We kill who we want because we can For the good of my lusus Except right now she is dead But there's no sense crying 'cause I cannot shed tears I'll just keep on praying on poor Tavros' fears And Troll Romance transpires Among many moon spires For the twelve trolls who are still alive TAVROS Uhhh, I'm not even angry Uhhh, I'm being so sincere right now Even though you broke my spine and tried to kill me! And built all these stairways You covered my hive in all these stairs You said it was to make me strong And now my lusus is dead But this code you sent me has allowed me to fly And I'm just so happy I could break down and cry I'm just like Pupa Pan flying off to other lands Like the twelve trolls who are still alive VRISKA I'm glad you could meet me I set up this damn charade for you Maybe you'll find someone else to hate you Maybe Kanaya That was a joke, haha, fat chance Anyway this dust is great It's just so sparkly and nice TAVROS + VRISKA Look at us still talking when there's questing to do VRISKA Have some happy thoughts TAVROS Whoa is this really you? VRISKA We've troll romance to explore TAVROS Vriska, help me off the floor! TAVROS + VRISKA With the twelve trolls who are still alive VRISKA At least I'm guessing that they're still alive TAVROS I'm flying rockets and we're still alive VRISKA I'm so fantastic and we're still alive TAVROS If Vriska loves me am I still alive? VRISKA Not for long you won't be still alive TAVROS Still alive TAVROS + VRISKA Still alive *COLORS OF THE WIND* by Fawn (Terezi) written by Fawn and a few other people.... It's in the thread somewhere. I can't remember :C TEREZI You think that I'm just some weird alien But you don't know much about us, so guess what? Fuck off, you're wrong! But still I cannot see. That's right, I'm blind, I can't see. How can there be so much that you don't know? You don't know.... You think sense whatever land you land in The world is just a dead thing you can see I've tasted every rock and tree and creature They taste red, they taste yellow, they taste green You think the only people that you can trust Are the people in the same session as you But if you walk the footsteps of a blind troll You'll taste things you never smelt, you never knew Have you ever heard the whales cry to the colored moons? Or asked a musclebeast why he's so STRONG? Can you type with all the numerals of the prophets? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? Come down the hidden pine trails in the forest Come taste his Honorable Tyranny Come swing from the ropes underneath my tree hive And make sure that the guilty don't go free The asshole and the huge bitch hate each other My unborn dragon lusus is my friend And we are all connected to each other In a double Möbius loop that never ends How high can my giant tree grow? If you cut it down, then you'll never know. And you'll never hear the whales cry to the colored moons, For whether you are human or grey-skinned, You need to type with all the numerals of the prophets You need to paint with all the colors of the wind You can see the world and still You won't know your world until You can paint with all the colors of the wind *BLACK ROMANCE* by Fawn (Vriska) written by Mirakelsey and Fawn VRISKA Ohhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh Want your Black Romance x2 I want your stutter I want your bad legs I want your fantasy I want you to beg I want your hate Hate hate hate I want your hate I want your treasure Boondollars in hand Get in your rocket car Or roll through the sand I want your hate Hate hate hate I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate) You know that I hate you And yet somehow I need you I want a black A Black Romance I want your hating and I want your revenge You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh) I want your hate and your kismesis revenge You and me could have a Black Romance Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh Want your Black Romance You think you're Pupa But Rufio's fake Fly through the map-filled sky There's treasure to take I want your hate Hate hate hate I want your hate Now you're in my room I know my web sticks I'll be your TinkerVriska Baby it's sick I want your hate Hate hate hate I want your hate (hate hate hate I want your hate) You know that I hate you And yet somehow I need you ('Cause I'm a huge bitch, baby!) I want a black A Black Romance I want your hating and I want your revenge You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh) I want your hate and your kismesis revenge You and me could have a Black Romance Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh Want your Black Romance x2 Climb, climb, Tavros baby Get strong stupid, I'm not crazy x3 Climb, climb, stupid baby Get strong, I'm a huge bitch, baby! I want your hate and I want your revenge I want your hate, I want to be hate-friends Je te déteste, mais je veux que tu m'aimes [Trans: I hate you, but I want you to love me] Je te déteste [Trans: I hate you] I don't want to be pale (Ohhhhhh) Don't wanna be ashen (Caught in a Black Romance) I don't wanna be flushed (Ohhhhhhh) Want your Black Romance (Caught in a Black Romance) Want your Black Romance! I want your hating and I want your revenge You and me could have a Black Romance (Ohhhhhhh) I want your hate and your kismesis revenge You and me could have a Black Romance Ohhhhhh, caught in a Black Romance x2 Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh Huge bitch bluh bluh bluh Want your Black Romance *GO THE DISTANCE* by Teleharmonic (Tavros) with Fawn (Vriska) written by Teleharmonic, with dialogue by Fawn and TH TAVROS I have often dreamed Of a place like this With a new adventure And a sky wide and free With a thousand quests And a single kiss And the maps are showing This is where I'm meant to be And I'm on my way Flying 'cross the distance In my rocketcar I guess I could be strong I'll do every quest Hey, I'll be the best! I would go most anywhere to find where I belong VRISKA: Oh my god Tavros. What are you doing? TAVROS: Uhhh.... Singing? VRISKA: ...why? TAVROS: I was just, uh, feeling it, I guess. It seemed appropriate! About to go on a quest and all— VRISKA: So you decided to waste our time by SINGING? TAVROS: I was just trying to ... uh, set the mood? VRISKA: ...SET the MOOD? Tavros, this is what I was trying to TELL you about being a good FLARPer. A good FLARPer doesn't break into song in the middle of a quest! TAVROS: ...okay just ... one more chorus? VRISKA: NO! This is a waste of time and you're not doing it. TAVROS: Ah, how about I say something nice about you when I do the next chorus? VRISKA: (sputtering) Just ... hurry up. TAVROS: Okay, uhh.... Oooh, okay, hang on! You might like this.... I hope. TAVROS: And we'll find our way We can go the distance And I know someday You can make me strong And if I'm surprised At what's in your eyes I guess after all this might be Right where I belong TAVROS: You know, I hope you didn't think I, uhhhh ... didn't appreciate the Pupa Pan thing.... I liked it! VRISKA: Yeah ... whatever. *TROLLIAN* by cynicalCanasian (TEREZI) and Fawn (VRISKA) written by cynicalCanasian and Fawn TEREZI Hello hello Karkat, you trolled I can't read a thing I am busy FLARPing With AG right now, see Karkat would you stop whining About your movies, please? Like I said, I can't answer I'm kind of busy K-kind of busy K-k-kind of busy Sorry, I cannot answer I'm kind of busy Just a second Team Charge Is attacking us tonight Aradia's my clouder And she'll put up quite a fight You should have Trolled me earlier You knew when I was free And now you won't stop Trolling me I'm kind of busy Stop Trolling, stop Trolling I don't wanna think anymore I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board Stop Trolling, stop Trolling I don't wanna talk anymore I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (Stop trying to chat with me) H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (I'm busy) H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (Stop trying to chat with me) H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 You can Troll if you want But I won't answer I am too busy for Trollian 'Cause I'm out on a roll And I'm killin' the Trolls I am too busy for Trollian You can Troll if you want But I won't answer I am too busy for Trollian 'Cause I'm out on a roll And I'm killin' the Trolls I am too busy for Trollian VRISKA Boy you have to advance or abscond So make your choice much faster Just roll your dice faster Or I won't leave no faster Maybe I should have stayed at home This session's a disaster I'mma make your choice for you Adios, Toreadumbass! TEREZI It's not that I don't like you I'm just busy FLARPing And I am sick and tired Of my glasses flashing VRISKA So maybe I fucked up By forcing you off a cliff Tonight I won't worry 'bout that 'Cause I'll be FLARPing 'Cause I'll be FLARPing 'Cause I'll be FLARPing Tonight I won't worry 'bout that 'Cause I'll be FLARPing TEREZI + VRISKA Stop Trolling, stop Trolling I don't wanna think anymore TEREZI I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board TEREZI + VRISKA Stop Trolling, stop Trolling I don't wanna talk anymore VRISKA I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board TEREZI + VRISKA Stop Trolling, stop Trolling I don't wanna think anymore TEREZI I'm dealing justice to Trolls on the FLARP board TEREZI + VRISKA Stop Trolling, stop Trolling I don't wanna talk anymore VRISKA I'm too busy killing Trolls on the FLARP board TEREZI + (VRISKA) H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh) TEREZI Stop trying to chat with me TEREZI + (VRISKA) H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh) TEREZI I'm busy TEREZI + (VRISKA) H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh) VRISKA Stop trying to guilt me TEREZI + (VRISKA) H3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 h3 (8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh 8luh) You can Troll if you want But I won't answer I am too busy for Trollian 'Cause I'm out on a roll And I'm killin' the Trolls I am too busy for Trollian You can Troll if you want But I won't answer I am too busy for Trollian 'Cause I'm out on a roll And I'm killin' the Trolls I am too busy for Trollian My Trollian My-my-my Trollian 'Cause I'm out on a roll And I'm killin' the Trolls I am too busy for Trollian My Trollian My-my-my Trollian 'Cause I'm out on a roll And I'm killin' the Trolls I am too busy for Trollian VRISKA: Fly, Pupa! Fly!!! *MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU* by Fawn (Vriska) and Teleharmonic (Tavros) written by Eniteris, with edits by Fawn VRISKA Let's get down to business To rescue Skaia Why's my client Tavros And server Kanaya? You're the saddest troll I ever met But you can bet Before I'm through Tavros, I'll make a man out of you Cruel as the spider That's where you'll begin Once you find your power Tear imps limb from limb You're a legless, pale Pathetic grub And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man Out of you TAVROS I'm never gonna climb these stairs! I never was a real good FLARPer. It isn't my fault that I can't use two limbs! Vriska, stop shaking my chair! VRISKA Kanaya put down the load-gaper! Now I really will actually help him! TAVROS Be a man VRISKA You must be swift as the cavalreapers TAVROS Be a man VRISKA With all the force of a great sky whale TAVROS Be a man VRISKA With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators Mysterious as the dark side of the veil Time is racing toward us 'Til the meteors impact Heed my every order and you'll stay on track You're unsuited for this game of Sgrub So here is the code: PSHOOOES How can I make a man out of you? TAVROS Be a man TAVROS + VRISKA You must be swift as the cavalreapers TAVROS Be a man TAVROS + VRISKA With all the force of a great sky whale TAVROS Be a man TAVROS + VRISKA With all the strength of the ruffiannihilators VRISKA Mysterious as the dark side of the veil TAVROS Pupa Pan VRISKA You must be swift as the young boy-skylark TAVROS Pupa Pan VRISKA With all the force of a pirate's gun TAVROS Pupa Pan VRISKA With all the treasure beneath the X mark Come on Tavros, our adventure's just begun! *OOGIE BOOGIE VRISKA* by Fawn (Vriska) with Teleharmonic (Tavros) written by Fawn and Zigkirby VRISKA Well well well What have we here? Pupa Pan, huh? Oh, how exciting! So you finally showed up to face your Denizen... Ha ha ha ha! You're joking, you're joking, I can't believe my eye! I can't believe you fell for that! This must be the right guy He's flighty--he's handsome I don't know which is worse I'd go and get my pail now But I might die laughing first! Welcome to my spider's lair In the heart of my land You'd better pay attention now 'Cause it's Pupa's Last Stand Have you misplaced your shadow? You'll find it, so don't quit! It's been under you this whole time, You stupid sack of shit! Whooaaaa IMPS Whoaaa VRISKA Whoaaa IMPS Whoaaa VRISKA Whoaaa IMPS Whoaaa VRISKA + IMPS 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan VRISKA Well I'm feeling antsy And there's everything to do I may just puff a special batch Of stardust just for you And I'll tell you what it does I'll explain it real concise If you want to fly, you'll kiss me now! Ain't I just so nice IMPS Whoaaa VRISKA Whoaaa IMPS Whoaaa VRISKA Whoaaaaa IMPS Whoaaa VRISKA Yeah... VRISKA + IMPS 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, Pan TAVROS Release me please, or you will face The wrath of RUFIO! I mean, like, if he were real He'd save me from you, Weirdo VRISKA WHAT?! You're joking! You're joking! I don't believe this shit! I go through all this elaborate work For a dumb response like this?! You're cruel! You're evil! You're really a deadweight! And now, WITHOUT your permission I'm going to manipulate. TAVROS: Uhhh, What are you going to do--whoaaaaaa! VRISKA: I'm going to give you some happy thoughts! Ahahahaha! Oooooh! Dance around a bit, Tavros! Now jump up in the air! Now do it again. Oh, ha! TAVROS: Vriska, what are you doing? VRISKA: Something I've always wanted to do. Hearing your panicked voice to me Is music in the air 'Cause I'm a selfish lady, Pan, You know I don't play fair! It's much more fun, I must confess When SANITY is on the line Not mine, of course But yours, Tavros? Now that'd be just fine. TAVROS Please stop this now or I can call The others here to make you stop VRISKA Oh Pupa, you're something You're tangled in my web I don't think that you understand You stupid dunderhead! Don't struggle, you'll have fun There's no need to despair 'Cause I'm Vriska Serket, baby And you ain't goin' nowhere.... *TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME* by Fawn (Vriska) and Red Pen (Terezi) written by Zigkirby, Red Pen, and Fawn VRISKA Every single game I walk through the gate. I hear people say: "Serket so great" Ever since sweep 3 Everybody stares at me Boys, girls, I can't help it baby So be kind, and don't lose your mind Just remember that I'm your ally. Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby, Or leave me Take me or leave me A spider with no lair Can never catch her prey To FLARP you need a pair Baby, so let's play You are the one I choose They'd kill to fill our red shoes You loved to kill people too, Sister So let's game, but don't you complain, saying "If you kill, you can't be my, my, my Sister" Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me No way, can I be what I'm not But hey, I'm badass AND I'm hot! Don't fight, in FLARP I am your twin Cause every game, who helps you win? Who? Who helps you win? (spoken) Kiss, Pookie TEREZI It won't work Made this mistake before I love justice and penalty Don't trust you anymore, baby No not me Yes, I quit. you're to blame I hate you but I love the game. How to corral my immoral baby? Sure I'm blind but I don't change my mind You level-grind but you won't find Your Scourge Sister, baby. Take me for what I am VRISKA (A blind tree girl) TEREZI Who I was meant to be VRISKA (Full of highfalutin' morals) TEREZI And if you give a damn VRISKA (And fancy reservations) TEREZI Take me baby or leave me VRISKA (A killer's a killer!) VRISKA + TEREZI That's it TEREZI I know you won't play fair VRISKA + TEREZI I quit TEREZI So get out of my hair VRISKA + TEREZI Sister VRISKA What is it about you? VRISKA + TEREZI Can't play with you or without you Take me for what I am TEREZI Who I was meant to be VRISKA Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn TEREZI And if you give a damn then Take me baby, or leave me VRISKA Take me baby, take me or leave me VRISKA + TEREZI Take me baby or leave me (spoken) Guess I'm leaving, I'm gone! *FEED ME, VRISKA (GIT IT)* by Fawn (Vriska and Spidermom) written by Derp, with edits and additional dialogue by Fawn SPIDERMOM: Feed me... VRISKA: ...I beg your pardon? SPIDERMOM: Feed me. VRISKA: I can't feed you anymore!! Their spirits come back! SPIDERMOM: Feed me, Serket, and FEED ME NOW! VRISKA: I-I can't! SPIDERMOM: But I'm STARVING! VRISKA: Look, maybe I can give you some of my blood? SPIDERMOM: More.... More! MORE! VRISKA: There isn't any more! What do you want me to do, cut off my arm and feed it to you? SPIDERMOM: Aaah! VRISKA: ...look, I've got an idea. I'll go down to Equius' and pick you up a nice chopped musclebeast-- SPIDERMOM: Must be troll... VRISKA: Mom, I can't-- SPIDERMOM: Must be fresh... VRISKA: You know that isn't possible! SPIDERMOM Feed me! VRISKA Does it have to be Troll? SPIDERMOM Feed me! VRISKA Does it have to be live? SPIDERMOM Feed me! VRISKA How do I stop them from haunting me?! SPIDERMOM Feed me, Vriska Feed me all night long That's right, Guuurl You can do it! Feed me, Vriska Feed me all night long Hahaha 'Cause if you feed me, Vriska I can raise you big and strooonng VRISKA: No, I can't do it, Mom. I can't do it without them haunting me! SPIDERMOM: It'll be worth your while. VRISKA: ...what? How? SPIDERMOM: You think the praise is all a coincidence? When you kill, you prove that you're the BEST FLARPer! VRISKA: ...look, I don't have to listen to you. You're JUST a Lusus, and I'm too old to be nannied by you! SPIDERMOM: So what, you're better than me now? I'll eat no matter what, Vriska. Whether you agree to bring me food or not. VRISKA: ...you wouldn't.... SPIDERMOM: So by helping me, you're really helping yourself. Would you like s'more red shoes? Or an auspistice to keep tracka you? How about bidding your fears adieu? You gonna git it. (spoken) If you want it. Would you like to FLARP every day Just like Mindfang, gettin' to slay Just give your spider momma some pray You gonna git it. I'm your Lusus, I'm your friend I am willing slave. Take a chance, just feed me and You know the kinda eats, The kinda rainbow treats The kinda sticky licky sweets I crave! Come on, Vriska, don't be a putz Your life can be greater than a purple blood's Show a little 'nitiative, work up the guts And you'll git it VRISKA I don't know.... I don't know! I have so, so many strong reservations Should I go and perform ... mutilations? (spoken) ...again. SPIDERMOM You didn't have nothin' 'til you met me. Come on, girl, what will it be? Loot? Fame? Getting all of the levels? What about your quadrants? Think it over. There must be someone you can kill To make me some LUNCH! Think about a kismesis Getting meddled by an auspistice You'll fill pails my little miss And you'll git it Ahh-hah! VRISKA Gee I'd like some Pchooos, Flying around and I do what I choose, Make that brown blood cry as I cruise SPIDERMOM So go git it! If you wanna be profound And you really gotta justify Take a breath and look around A lot of folks deserve to die VRISKA: WAIT A SECOND WAIT A SECOND. That might be true. But their ghosts won't stop haunting me! I-I can't feed you without Aradia sicking them on me. In case you didn't know, that's really unpleasant! SPIDERMOM: Well, sure. If you have a conscience. VRISKA: It's not just about conscience! It's.... I can't do anything without her getting in the way! SPIDERMOM: But what if you kill her? VRISKA: ...no, she's too smart to get fed to you. SPIDERMOM: Who said she had to get fed...? With her gone, you can feed me as many Trolls as you'd like.... VRISKA + SPIDERMOM If you want a rationale That is what you need right? (yeah yeah yeah) Stop and think it over, gal That chick will be ashes tonight! That chick will be ashes tonight! That chick will be ashes tonight! VRISKA She's so nasty, treating me rough! SPIDERMOM Summoning ghosts and talking so tough VRISKA You need blood and we'll get more than enough SPIDERMOM I need blood and we'll get more than enough VRISKA + SPIDERMOM We need blood and we'll get more than enough! SPIDERMOM (spoken) So ... go git her.... *STARS AND THE MOONS* by Fawn (Vriska) written by Fawn with assistance from Zigkirby and Kuraiou VRISKA I met a Troll who was obsessed with Pupa Pan Who despite all the odds would always wear a smile. I met a Troll who at the face of danger ran Who would barely respond at my attempts to rile. I tortured him, so when I tried to kiss him He got scared and he pushed me away So it took him a while just to say: “I’ll give you stars and the moons and we'll FLARP together And I'll help you get all the loot We'll get all of the levels from the trials we weather And we'll have lots of fun to boot. Even though I know I’m not strong I think you can teach me I promise that I won’t, uh, whine.” And I said: "Tavros? Just grow a fucking spine." I met a Troll who was a dweller of the sea Who wanted to kill all landdwellers on a whim. I met a troll who's more theatrical than me Who asked if I would like to FLARP some more with him Though I said sure, as time went on I grew bored So I quit before things got too bland And he whined: "But I don't understand I'll givve you stars and the moons and hatred abound A bloody rivver beneath our fleet And for your lusus I'll get fresh troll meat by the pound In a campaign that can't be beat I'll be the hottest iron in your fire, so just tell me How I can keep you wwith me" And I said: "Eridan? Go cry to Feferi." I met a boy from the universe that we made A pretty derpy kid who walked a path of hope I met a boy in the Land of Wind and Shade It's my job to make him a bit less of a dope So I guess I'll just manipulate him If I flirt, I'll control what he thinks But I guess should click on these links.... It's a clip of Nick Cage from the movie Con Air He's the hottest man I've ever seen He's in a blood-stained wifebeater and has greasy hair And the sweat gives his skin a sheen And he is soulfully standing there holding a bunny I think that I may just swoon! And I thought: "Oh my" Guess found my mate! So I made my shrine But since Earth was gone He'd already died I was all alone And I couldn't dream I sat in the lab In this universe And I thought: "My God I’ll never have the Moons."