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10:39 PM - BigText: Ugh
10:40 PM - BigText: WHY IS THE END OF ACT ONE NOT THE END OF THE WHOLE THING
10:40 PM - BigText: I want to throw up
10:40 PM - BigText: who linked me to this?
10:40 PM - Mehkanik: What?
10:40 PM - BigText: WHO LINKED ME TO IT?
10:40 PM - BigText: God fucking damn it
10:40 PM - BigText: I'm losing my fucking mind, I don't know how long I've been reading this
10:41 PM - BigText: Doomish is a fucking bastard and I want to slaughter him
10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: which one are you reading
10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: cutter or no mouth?
10:41 PM - BigText: no mouth
10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: I haven't even touched that one
10:41 PM - BigText: who the fuck linked it to me?
10:41 PM - BigText: I can't remember
10:41 PM - BigText: God
10:41 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: >what's an original story?
10:42 PM - BigText: I'm so fucked up right now
10:42 PM - BigText: I can't sleep tonight
10:42 PM - BigText: the nightmares will fucking END ME
10:42 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: and the fact that I already read the TF2 one compounds my dislike further
10:42 PM - BigText: Yeah, I read the TF2 one
10:42 PM - BigText: child's play, compared to this
10:42 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: seriously I was hoping he'd finish cutter but he just keeps updating this one instead
10:43 PM - BigText: the TF2 one is for worthless pansies
10:43 PM - BigText: pathetic
10:43 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: what's that supposed to even mean
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10:43 PM - BigText: Oh wait
10:43 PM - BigText: Maybe there are multiple TF2 ones?
10:44 PM - BigText: I read one where one of them kills everyone else, goes to the surface, and realizes that the world was fine?
10:44 PM - BigText: That the 'announcer' had been lying to them about that?
10:44 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: I don't even remember how the one I read went
10:45 PM - BigText: Because holy fucking shit that one doesn't even come close to the fucking disgust that I can TASTE from reading this
10:45 PM - BigText: I can picture their flesh burning and melting
10:45 PM - BigText: fucking damn
10:47 PM - BigText: Emi was lucky. Despite the pain she felt, she died first.
10:48 PM - BigText: I can't imagine
10:48 PM - BigText: no
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10:48 PM - BigText: EXCEPT THERE'S CHAPTER EIGHT, THE FIRST CHAPTER OF ACT TWO, THERE'S A LINK TO IT SITTING RIGHT FUCKING THERER
10:48 PM - BigText: AND I HAVE TO FUCKING CLICK IT AND READ IT AND SUFFER FOR IT
10:48 PM - BigText: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
10:49 PM - BigText: I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF DOOMISH
10:49 PM - Govenor General: Wut
10:49 PM - BigText: WHO THE FUCK LINKED ME TO THIS?!
10:49 PM - Govenor General: Linked to what
10:49 PM - BigText: "I have no mouth and I must scream, KAtawa shoujo edition!
10:50 PM - Govenor General: Ohgod that one was freaky
10:50 PM - Govenor General: IT
10:50 PM - Govenor General: WILL
10:50 PM - Govenor General: FUCK
10:50 PM - BigText: I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT
10:50 PM - Govenor General: YOUR
10:50 PM - Govenor General: FEELS
10:50 PM - Govenor General: UP
10:50 PM - BigText: I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW THAT I JUST FINISHED ACT ONE
10:50 PM - BigText: THERE'S ANOTHER GODDAMN ACT
10:50 PM - Govenor General: REALLY?!? Brb readin it
10:50 PM - BigText: Well, just one chapter of it so far
10:50 PM - BigText: I WISH I NEVER FUCKING READ THIS
10:50 PM - BigText: WHO FUCKING LINKED ME TO IT
10:50 PM - BigText: I WILL MURDER HIM
10:51 PM - BigText: And the worst part is
10:51 PM - BigText: here Doomish writes at the top
10:51 PM - BigText: "I like writing fiction that will affect people in odd ways."
10:52 PM - Govenor General: He likes toying with your emotions
10:52 PM - BigText: IF I WERE TO TELL HIM HOW FUCKING HORRIBLE OF A PERSON HE IS HE WOULD LIKE IT
10:52 PM - BigText: HE LIKES WHAT HE'S DONE TO MY MIND
10:52 PM - BigText: FUCKING SHIT
10:52 PM - Govenor General: Read that Misha smut to take your mind off it, the writer updated it.
10:53 PM - BigText: Ugh, just link me
10:53 PM - BigText: Chapter Eight can go fuck itself
10:53 PM - Govenor General: Warning! It's dirty
10:53 PM - Govenor General: http://pastebin.com/vggsK2La
10:53 PM - ♡The Titillating Two-Face♡: how lewd~
10:53 PM - BigText: I don't care, if it counts as 'smut', it'll be a good distraction
10:53 PM - BigText: maybe get my mind out of this fucking horrible place
10:54 PM - Govenor General: Maybe
10:54 PM - BigText: When I've calmed down, remind me of all the horrible things I've said
10:54 PM - BigText: I would honestly kill Doomish if I could find him
10:54 PM - BigText: I want to grab the back of his head and smash it down on the corner of a countertop
10:54 PM - BigText: over and over and over and over
10:55 PM - Govenor General: I would give him a gentlemanly shake before whipping off my dueling glove and slapping him in the face as my butler brought out the flintlock pistols.
10:56 PM - BigText: I would fucking scrape his horrid, bloodied face against the sharpest, dirtiest spikes that could possibly be created
10:56 PM - Govenor General: Oh heavens, how unsporting. *monocle pop*
10:56 PM - BigText: I would pull his ears off, I would stomp on his chest until I heard things break
10:57 PM - BigText: I would buy a book on anatomy just to make sure I could break every single bone in his body
10:57 PM - BigText: Some of the vertebrae might be hard
10:57 PM - Govenor General: Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn is fun
10:57 PM - BigText: If I tear out his spine and smash it with a large rock, though, that should do the job
10:58 PM - BigText: eventually
11:00 PM - Slartibartfast: Wait, someone did a KS version of "I have no mouth and I must scream"?
11:00 PM - Govenor General: Yes
11:00 PM - Slartibartfast: Yikes, I read the TF2 one and it was FUCKED up
11:00 PM - Govenor General: This one is too
11:00 PM - Govenor General: MASSIVELY SO