[16:38] http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848 [16:38] mother [16:38] of [16:38] god [16:39] Never in my life have I seen a tenser live feed [16:39] Nah, mean a small principality atop main nation. Just waiting for pastebin to load [16:39] kk [16:41] It'll give me an opportunity to scatter-cushion my colonies again. [16:41] Anemos [16:41] ALL THE ACTION [16:41] MOTHER OF GOD [16:41] CHICKS [16:42] SCENIC VIEWS [16:42] Watching Wren Cam right now [16:42] this shit is getting out of hand [16:42] OH MY GOD [16:42] HE WENT BACK IN [16:43] WAIT [16:43] WHAT IS HE DOING [16:43] DONT DO IT [16:43] Shit, shit [16:43] YOUR TO YOUNG [16:43] HIS MOUTH [16:43] anemos wtf is going on [16:43] TWO [16:43] TWO OF THEM [16:43] HOLY FUCKING CUNT [16:43] A FUCKING BIRD [16:43] HOLY FUCK [16:43] I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS [16:43] FUCK [16:43] WHAT ARE THEY DOING [16:43] YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH I LOVE BIRDS [16:43] WHERE IS THEIR MUm [16:43] FUCK ME BELFRAS [16:43] we have a bird cam like this at school [16:43] I HAVE NO IDEA [16:43] its totally boring [16:43] MOUTHS [16:43] THIS IS THE TENSEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN [16:43] SHIT THEY'RE BOTH OPEN [16:44] OH GOD [16:44] BUFFERING [16:44] I need to take a break [16:44] This is too much [16:44] dont forget the lubricant, belfras [16:44] will switch over to Blue Tit Nestbox [16:44] HOLY SHIT [16:44] AAAAAH [16:44] THEY JUST SAW SOMETHING [16:44] * Belfras shits himself [16:44] MOTHERFUCKING CHICKS [16:44] Marsh cam? [16:44] * Belfras switches over [16:44] OH MY GOD [16:44] THEY'RE FUCKING DINOSAUR TITS [16:45] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- [16:45] Que? [16:45] * Belfras switches to the blue tits [16:45] OH SHIT [16:45] WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS [16:45] AUDIO? [16:45] OH GOD [16:45] AUDIO [16:45] I CAN HEAR THEM PLOTTING [16:45] Marsh cam [16:45] hol-ee shit [16:45] Marsh cam [16:45] [16:43] WHERE IS THEIR MUm >> off whoring herself to make rent because crows have been moving in illegally and the government is too busy paying them benefits to help out a good honest working mother like her. It's especially bad that she'll be killed by a predatory hawk, who's probably black and an illegal too. It's why nest prices are so high. :/ [16:45] this action is obscene like fuck [16:45] /dailymail [16:46] Holy fuck. [16:46] Keep yer voices down [16:46] madjack, switch to marsh cam [16:46] Thar a sniper over there [16:46] shit is tense over here [16:46] I think I heard grass [16:46] THE FUCKING TWIG MOVED [16:46] I HEAR GRASS [16:46] I SWEAR I HEAR IT [16:46] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [16:46] madjack im not racist but the nigs need to go home [16:46] /dailymail-whattheyreallythink [16:46] THIS IS LIKE SCARY MOVIE [16:46] This action is to much. [16:46] BUT FUCKING TERRIFYING [16:46] Must fly my KSP plane. [16:47] * Anemos can't hack this shit [16:47] I don't know if I hear birds or insects [16:47] * Belfras crashes [16:47] nightmares tonight [16:47] OH MY GOD [16:47] Wren cam? [16:48] YOU SEE IT [16:48] Nuthatch. [16:48] Mouldy mother of dick [16:48] YOU SEE THE GRASS JUST MOVED? [16:48] MOUDLY MOTHER OF DICK [16:48] WHAT THE FUCK [16:48] FUCKING WREN CHICKS [16:48] IT [16:48] TURNED [16:48] ITS [16:48] HEAD [16:48] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [16:48] oh fuck [16:48] guys [16:48] FUCK FUCK FUCK [16:48] FSSO, what [16:48] WHAT [16:48] i just flipped my desktop toolbar by accident [16:48] Oh fuck [16:48] Nuthatch cam [16:48] how do i reverse it [16:48] RED HOT WREN ACTION [16:48] WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTAN [16:48] NUTHATCH CAM [16:48] THEY ALL STOOD UP [16:48] DRAG IT, FSSO [16:48] DRAG IT TO THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN [16:49] THEN FOLLOW THIS LINK [16:49] http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848 [16:49] ii cant drag it [16:49] FUUUCK [16:49] YES [16:49] WHAT IS THE ONE ON THE TOP RIGHT DOING [16:49] [16:48] how do i reverse it >> you can't [16:49] DONE IT [16:49] YES [16:49] it's stuck [16:49] FUCKING [16:49] YES [16:49] forever [16:49] OH MY GOOOOOOO- [16:49] HES DONE IT [16:49] NOW STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM [16:49] GOD SAVE FSSOS DESKTOP [16:49] KAZAKHSTAN [16:49] NAH NAH NAH NAH [16:49] Nuthatch cam [16:49] GREATEST COUNTRY IN WORLD [16:49] NUTHATCH CAM [16:49] MAYBE SOME DICKS [16:49] BIRD COUNTRY [16:49] NUTHATCH CAM [16:49] NAHANANANANANANAN [16:49] THE ONE [16:49] BOTTOM RIGHT [16:49] CHECK BLUE TIT CAM [16:49] THE FUCK [16:49] HAPPY AND GLORIOUS [16:49] THEY ARE FEEDING [16:49] OH FUCK [16:49] COCKS AND VICTORIOUS [16:49] MAYBE [16:49] FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING [16:49] FUCK [16:49] SOME [16:49] DICKS [16:49] NANANANANANANAHNAH [16:49] FUCK FUCK FUCK [16:50] lol one top-right [16:50] FUCK OFF GERMANY [16:50] OK [16:50] "Not a single fuck was given." [16:50] NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH [16:50] NAH [16:50] NAH [16:50] NAHHHHH NAH NAHH NAHHHHHHHHHH [16:50] EATING SHIT LIKE HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKERS [16:50] ENGLAND! [16:50] MOVING [16:50] *clap* [16:50] ENGLAND! *clap* [16:50] Marsh cam is still fucking terrifying [16:50] * Anemos pauses [16:50] I [16:50] OH MY GOD [16:50] I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECTION RIGHT NOW [16:50] I don't think I can go back to All the Action anymore [16:50] nuthatches are ugly bastards [16:51] * Belfras goes to all the action [16:51] I can already feel the piss trickling down my leg [16:51] == Belfras has changed nick to Belfras|Dead [16:51] MARSH CAM [16:51] == Belfras|Dead has changed nick to Belfras [16:51] MOVING [16:51] SWANS [16:51] SWANS [16:51] SWANS [16:51] HOLY SHIT [16:51] SWAAAANS [16:51] HOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT [16:51] OMG [16:51] MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE WORLD [16:51] BIRDFUCKING MOTHER OF JESUS [16:51] http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/internet-troll-untitled16.jpg oh god i cacked myself reading this [16:51] Swans sank the Bismarck [16:51] T_T [16:51] FUCK [16:51] OBSERVE, GENTLEMEN [16:52] oh my god [16:52] GUYS [16:52] ON MARSH CAM ONE [16:52] GUYS GUYS [16:52] SWANS ON MARSH CAM [16:52] HOLY COCK [16:52] ARE SOME LETHAL ASS MOTHERFUCKERS [16:52] MADJACK FUCK ME YOU BASTARD [16:52] OH MY GOD DUCKLINGS [16:52] I FUCKING LOVE DUCKLINGS [16:52] When they turn [16:52] ANEMOS DUCKLINGS <3 <3 <3 [16:52] WHEN THEY TURN [16:52] FUCKLINGS [16:52] OH FUCKING SHIT [16:52] WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN [16:52] D: [16:53] * FSSO BRUTALLY RAPES OS [16:53] * madjack fucks FSSO [16:53] * Anemos fucks a swan [16:53] :/ [16:53] the queen wants a word [16:53] you frenchman [16:53] SHE CAN MEET ME [16:53] In Nuthatch Cam [16:53] * FSSO FUCKS YOU ALL [16:53] OH MY GOD NUTHATCH WHERE [16:54] OH GOD [16:54] JESUS ITS OPENING TOO [16:54] they are ugly bastards [16:54] All the action [16:54] LIKE DREW BARRYMORE OUT OF HER MOTHERS CUNT [16:54] * Belfras pervs [16:54] OH MY GOD [16:54] BLUE TIT CAM [16:54] BLUE TITS [16:54] MY TITS [16:54] I LOVE TITS [16:54] Oh, they left. [16:54] ARE THEY JIGGLING BELFRAS [16:54] ARE THEY JIGGLING ABOUT [16:54] THEY ARE FLAPPING [16:54] MY TITS ARE BACK [16:54] FLAPPING BLUE TITS [16:55] MY GLORIOUS AMPLE TITS [16:55] THOSE TITS LOOK HEALTHY [16:55] NICE, PLUMP AND HEALTHY [16:55] OH YES [16:55] wtf XD [16:55] THEY'RE COVERED IN FLUID [16:56] LOOK AT THOSE TITS [16:56] STIFF AND UPRIGHT [16:56] They're a bit flappy tbh [16:56] Now they are [16:56] WORMS [16:57] MUMMY [16:57] IS [16:57] lol at that chick [16:57] BACK [16:57] head upright [16:57] MOTHERFUCKEEEERS [16:57] "FEED ME! [16:57] "Oh, im tired now." [16:57] >.< [16:57] bird ass up in this camera [16:57] That looked delicious [16:57] :< [16:57] Tits and ass. [16:58] <3 [16:58] GASP [16:58] WREN [16:58] False alarm [16:58] he left. [16:58] >:-| [16:59] There are STILL SWANS on MARSH CAM [16:59] Kill them before they kill somebody T_T [16:59] My sister was so scared of Swans [16:59] >.> [16:59] I ushered two her way [16:59] Canadian Geese. [16:59] She was the pants shitting [17:00] Belfras is a terrible person [17:00] :/ [17:00] but should still join Ellorea [17:00] My sister is scared of starfish [17:00] I fucking love Geese. [17:00] :I [17:00] starfish [17:00] Geese love me [17:00] * Belfras nods [17:00] srsly [17:00] One pecked my sister, came to me and was all [17:00] starfish [17:00] "<3" [17:00] Yes. [17:00] I mean [17:00] it SAT [17:00] NEXT TO ME [17:00] Starfish [17:00] long story short, ended up in me cutting my foot up pretty badly [17:00] Feet, rather [17:01] then made its silly noises when i stopped paying attention to it. [17:01] in salty sea water [17:01] :-/ [17:01] ouch [17:01] geese is a nice meat [17:01] HOLY FUCK [17:01] very fatty [17:01] WREN CAM [17:01] WHATS GOING ON [17:01] == VL [~chatzilla@535233C5.cm-6-3a.dynamic.ziggo.nl] has quit [Ping timeout: 190 seconds] [17:01] WREN CAM [17:01] ...? [17:01] No [17:01] NO [17:01] NONONONON [17:01] SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE [17:01] IT'S A SNAAAAAKE [17:01] SNAAKE [17:01] ITS A SNAKE [17:01] thank you for your offer, george but i settled with dienstad now, well for the moment [17:01] SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE [17:01] OOOH, ITS A SNAAKE [17:02] shit just got serious [17:02] [17:02] thank you for your offer, george but isettled with dienstad now, well for the moment >> :/ [17:02] FUCK ME SIDEWAYS [17:02] UPSIDE DOWN [17:02] Christopher Wren's ghost? [17:02] IN A CENTRIFUGE [17:02] Dont say that in Georges presence [17:02] THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SHIT [17:02] HOLY FUCK [17:02] http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848 @UD [17:02] THAT SNAKE [17:02] wren cam [17:02] Cruel Ass Motherfucker [17:02] ITS NO LONGER WREN CAM [17:02] ITS GRASS SNAKE CAM [17:02] ^ SHIT [17:02] THEY *RENAMED* IT [17:03] SHIT SON [17:03] IT MUST HAVE EATEN THE WRENS [17:03] '1700: We've switched to Grass Snake Cam' [17:03] SHIT SON [17:03] Fucking ASSHOLES [17:03] THEY HAVE MORE OF THESE CAMERAS THEN I THOUGHT [17:03] My heart nearly *stopped* [17:03] WHAT THE FUCK [17:04] BLUE TIT CAM [17:04] THAT TIT JUST GOT STUCK [17:04] just about to post that [17:04] FUCKING TIT [17:04] Oh, this'll go bad [17:04] HEAD STUCK LIKE A BITCH [17:04] COME ON [17:04] YOU CAN DO IT [17:04] WAAAY [17:04] YES [17:04] GLORIOUS [17:04] VICTORYYYYY [17:04] ALSO [17:04] WHAT'S WITH THE CAPS? [17:04] OUR LIVE FEED IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN THE BBC [17:04] :P [17:05] POLSKA [17:05] http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848 [17:05] THIS SHIT HERE [17:05] OH MY GOD [17:05] IT JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN [17:05] IS COOL LIKE VANILLA ICE [17:05] AND CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL [17:05] Fo sure. [17:05] SO CAPS LOCK IS VANILLA ICE COOL BLUE TIT CAM LIVE [17:05] WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? [17:05] D:< [17:05] Polska [17:05] Polska [17:05] Obscene [17:05] As [17:05] Fuck [17:05] AND/OR WILL THIS GET YOU KICKED? [17:05] Wait [17:05] what [17:05] BBC Springwatch [17:05] *LIVE* [17:05] Is that grass snake dead? [17:05] That grass snake is dead. [17:06] Fuck, WHAT [17:06] Thats it bloody carcass. [17:06] AAAAH [17:06] THE WRENS ATE IT [17:06] seems like it [17:06] THE FUCKING WRENS [17:06] THE *WRENS* [17:06] FROM [17:06] THE [17:06] HOLY FUCK [17:06] ITS ALIVE [17:06] *INSIIIIIIIDE* [17:06] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BLOODY CARCASS [17:06] uuu it's moving [17:06] Oh [17:06] Oh god [17:06] UNDEAD [17:06] FUCKING [17:06] GRASS [17:06] SNAKE [17:07] ZOMAKE! [17:07] ZOMBIE MOTHERFUCKER [17:07] We're all gonna die! [17:07] PUT IT DOOOOWN [17:07] DAY [17:07]