I've been a penguin for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of penguins that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my penguin suit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w penguin) gave me frostbite on my flippers and now I have a hard time waddling. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my eggs will come out easy. I've never waddled with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned penguin. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my flippers when they don't use snow. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a sea lion last night who said he only waddles, he doesn't receive, so I had slap his flipper and he made me waddle or he would kick my flipper.